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/b/ I'm about to hire a prostitute due to the inability

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/b/ I'm about to hire a prostitute due to the inability of me forming relationships with girls or being interesting to them.

Roll to play:
Get Dubs and I'll spend $70 on one
Trips and I'll spend $200 on one
Quads, i'll spend $1000 on one, record it and post it to you guys
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>>727571277
fpbp

rollin' for quads
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>>727571277
$200 coolio
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>>727571228
Roll
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Keep on rollin partner
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>>727571447
So close, Anon
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Gotta r o l l
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If you guys get quads you can decide whether the vid is boobjob, handjob, lapdance etc...
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rollin for squad
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quad god dont fail me now
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quads please
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we dem quads
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Roll
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>>727572077
dubs won't do
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nigguh check eros, backpage and the like. You're looking around 100-500 for your local variety. 1000 is that high-end gfe stuff.

what do you plan to do OP? I end up talking to them for half the session.
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If you get quints...
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OP here,
The girl is going to be Indian
>pic unrelated
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Allah wills it
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bois better keep rolling until we are blessed with quads
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>>727572285
Where in the world are you anon? Also why indian?
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>>727571228
bait thread op wont come through
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Check em Nigga
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creasd
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>>727572411
ALLLAH AKBAR ALLAH AKBAR ALLAHU AKBAR
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>>727571228
quads mofo
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>>727572244
>what do you plan to do OP?
GFE, OW, Oral, A levels, Rimming (receiving), Handjob, Blowjob, Deepthroat, Facial, Bareback, Assjob, Watersports, strap on and many more.,,

You end up talking to them half the session. Why?
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rollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
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>>727572249
If someone on this thread get quints I shit you not I will hire a second girl to come play and share it with you gave on a thread live!
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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rollen rollen rollen, keep them niggers rollen
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>>727572360
>Where in the world are you anon?
YorkNew City/Wonderland

>Also why indian?
Personal choice or let me says its something that i've had on my bucket list for a while.
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rolll
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Time to roll guys
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If I get quads means that I can't fap for a week
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Fuck, OP rigged the damn thread
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>>727573222
TRIPS!
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>>727573222
>>727573222
>>727573222
its a good start. rolling for quads
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>>727573222
Allahu akbar, the prophecy is fulfilled OP
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OP here.
Holy shit!
>>727573318
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>>727571228
Kek
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Rolling so you can cum on a pretty face
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quints
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>>727571228
Lol just go to the bar. Girls there don't charge and you get to have fun
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>>727573585
I'm not much of a fan of going to the club
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>>727571228
Dude it's extremely easy.. just use Tinder or if you have low standards use pof. Be straight up and say you want to fuck.. worst case it doesn't happen. But a cheap escort does sound appetizing. Best of luck, don't give up for good.
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>>727573741
Used Tinder before in the past. Girls have all the power on it, plus most of them don't reply. Its a waste of time and money.

Thanks away.
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OP here,
BONUS!

If I an anon, gets quads as (9999) I'll do a foursome with all girls.

I'll be broke, but YOLO.
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TRIFORCE
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rolling
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Eh
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5555
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hm
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>>727575553
oh my god
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>>727575553
So close.....dubs and I will never fap for the rest of my life
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>>727575709
Lol roll
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Roll for $70 STD mine field.
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6666
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>>727571228
as someone who has paid for sex I wish you luck OP. Sometimes you need to pay to get the ball rolling.

if quads you must do it wearing guy Fawkes mask you made yourself
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>>727575863
Koolio
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>>727575863
Cheers
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Roll
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>>727575863
>55
roll
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>>727571715
rolling for boobjob quads
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>>727576238
reroll
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Fingers crossed for quads
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OP here again!
G2G get some rest
I'll try again tomorrow with you guys.
Ciao Anons!
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moooooreeeeeeee
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OP here!

Thanks though now I'll get a high quality prostitute
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>>727577206
post vid pls
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>>727572233
your dubs wont do either bruv
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check these digits bruv
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