Fluffy thread.
Bump.
this shit again
>>727559480
Poop force feeding and babby rape plox
>>727561025
What would you do to a fluffy?
What if you injected caffeine into a fluffy?
>>727559480
>>727562741
We now return to "Married With Foals".
>>727562903
>>727563273
Would you watch it?
>>727562903
What makes a fluffy become a smarty?
>>727562104
>Pretend to love it during the day
>Wish it goodnight, go to bed
>Put on mask
>Wake fluffy up as soon as it goes to sleep
>Now in my torture dungeon (basement)
>Physically and emotionally abuse fluffy for hours
>"Your Daddy can't save you, he doesn't love you"
>Torture fluffy into unconsciousness
>Hose down
>Return it to bed, go to bed myself
>Wake up, wish fluffy good morning
>Listen to it's account of previous night
>Give huggies, assure was only a dream
>Repeat every night
>>727563673
Sounds fun.
>>727563273
if there were domestic violence scenes, you bet!
>>727563660
When they get validated in acting like they are in charge. Basically like a dog that considers himself the alpha of the pack. It has of course a temperamental component.
>>727564158
>>727564107
>domestic violence
>>727564176
Also sometimes smarty is just what they call the herd leader, because they think he is smart.
>>727564490
I mean like, are bestest babbehs more likely to become smarties?
>>727564107
Even fluffies think other fluffies are annoying.
>>727564591
Yes, they have elevated risk. They get spoiled and come to expect prompt compliance with their demands.
>>727564490
What does a political debate between fluffies sound like?
you need to find that choco person to keep you're thread alive
>>727567901
Like this:
>*Incoherent rambling*
>*Large amounts of shitting*
>"Nu smeww pwetty!"
>??????
>Profit
>>727568753
So, like a normal political debate.
>>727569420
more or less
>>727569420
Pretty much
Fluffies getting philosophical.
>>727570048
>"What if fwuffy am da cause of hooman hatwed?"
>"Yu am dummeh!"
>"Nu yu am dummeh!"
>"Nu yu am dummeh!"
This continues until they pass out.
>>727567901
>Case A
They imitate what their owners say without comprehension.
"Make Mawe-ikuh gweat gen. Gud fwuffies awways make gweat an nu bad dat why twump mistuh is bettah cuz gud fwuffy should make gweat!"
>Case B
They fight for dominance.
>Case C
They argue with arguments that are only tangential related to leadership at the very best.
"Cottun is best smawty cuz he pwetty!"
"Nu he is meany an gif boopsies! Bewwy is much nicest fwuffy."
"Den- den- yu get onwy boopsies cuz yu dummeh!"
Fluffy telling the Aristocrats joke.
>>727570048
>>727570632
>*Random assortment of words"
>*Tons of unreadable gestures*
>*Random laughing for no reason*
>>727570627
>They argue with arguments that are only tangential related to leadership at the very best
Again, like a normal political debate.
>>727570632
What would happen if you put a bunch of smarties together? Would they fight?
Can fluffies eat chocolate?
>>727571325
>"Dis am Smawty hewd nao!"
>"Nu dis am smawty hewd!"
>*Sparks fly everywhere*
>*They all start hurting one another*
>It's like what would happen if a country decided to nuke another one for no reason: Everyone would get involved, It's kinda pointless, and everyone gets hurt
>>727571325
That or they have a proxy fight, preferring to send in their goons.
Or they just posture. Brave they are not.
>>727571768
Depends on who's canon that you believe in
>>727571796
Is there a comic like that? There should be.
>>727566835
<Another smarty conflict.
>>727571768
There is a good comic that has chocolate as poisonous to them.
My own headcanon is that they can, because they where engineered as a young childrens toy and it was clearly foreseeable that kids would feed them candy.
>>727572393
>>727571768
Here it is.
>>727566355
Did they ever finish this?
>>727572742
Please tell me there's more.
>>727561025
>>727571283
Do you have the one where the fluffies keep laughing at a specific word?
>>727573194
Don't seem to have it. Have this one instead.
>>727573029
It is 1/1 just a drawfag doing a request.
>>727572995
Haven't seen continuation jet.
>>727573651
I apreciate the effort friend
"When fwuffy give snooty kissy to special fwen, den taste wike nummy!
When gib snooty kissy tu sketties, taste sketty awways.
Denn kissy fwen 'gen an taste wike sketty!
Special fwen yu silly!"
>>727570048
>>727574948
nonononon you got it all wrong WE LOOOOOVE fluffys....when they are in pain and misery
>>727575462
Den fwuffy wuv tu pwease~
Requesting fluffys used as human fucktoys
....please
>>727571850
Fucking delete this image from the face of the internet!
>>727573651
Two fwuffies, one toughie and one poopeh babbeh, aw in a cwate. The toughie wan speshul huggies, so toughie stawts to hug the poopeh babbeh.
The poopie babbeh likes the huggies, but den toughie call poopeh babbeh a pwetty mawe
"Toughie, nu am mawe"
Toughie gets saddies and angwies, so toughie pushes away poopeh babbeh to go in cowna an sweep.
Next bwight time, toughie wants special huggies again, so toughie stawts hugging poopie babbeh
"Toughie nu am mawe"
Toughie thwows poopeh babbeh again, and take nap tiw dawk time.
Dawk time come, and dis time toughie weawy need special huggies. So, toughie sneaks up on poopeh babbeh to get special huggies befowe can wake up. Just aftew toughie is on top of babbeh, babbeh wakes up
"Toughie nu am mawe"
"Nu cawe, wan special huggies!"
Fiwst, babbeh scweams, den aftew a bit, stawts waffing and waffing.
Toughie can't get special huggies to wowk, so gets saddies and cwies.
"Why waff at toughie?"
Babbeh waffs mowe, but say
"Toughie, no am mawe"
Toughie cwy and cwy, but babbeh come ovew, stiw waffing, and gives big huggie.
"Toughie am mawe!"
>>727567901
Every other political debate.
>>727576630
"Su babbeh, wingy babbeh an' pointy babbeh pway wif baww. Babbeh go pway wif' baww. An, an' wingeh pway wif baww. An' den pointy babbeh hug babbehs an' say: smawty babbeh... babbeh bestest huggie-tag!
Aheehee-heehe-hee! [snorting]"
"Wat da mattah wif poopie babbeh? Fwuffy wuv all babbeh... buh, why poopie babbeh nebah make gud poopies? ... why? ... why nu make?
... cuz poopie babbeh is poopies an aways come out of wittahbox gen'!
Ehh? Heh! Heh... is funneh!"
>>727576134
Nuuuu wai wouwd yu do dis?
>>727572742
>>727577208
I really want a fluffy
>>727571850
This is a disgrace to jojo. I dont mind fluffies but please dont pollute jojo.
"An' wat da deaw wif shewtah kibbwe?! It dummeh nu taste pwetty!"
>>727578572
Look at my drawing of Josuke. LOOK AT IT.
"One bwight time daddeh say tu fwuffy:
daddeh give sketty fow being bestest fwuffy an' bestest fwuffy fo daddeh.
Su daddeh give sketty, dat am mostest nummiest sketty an' fwuffy eat sketty.
Den... den, den daddeh say is nu sketty say-is-macawoni? ...
But am sketty! [slight front hoof stompy for emphasis] Sketty-sketty."
>>727563203
Why are these people so illiterate? Do they even proofread this shit? More importantly, do they even listen to themselves when they talk?
>>727564340
Fuck. Why chain up a pillowfluff?
What kind of person would do that
>>727563273
What's wrong here?
>>727579402
English isn't the language that they primarily use, probably.
>>727579542
There are quite a few Russians in the fandom.
Is there a discord for this kind of thing?
>>727579696
Exactly my point
>>727578771
That's actually not that bad.
>>727579872
The problem with these threads is there isn't enough to new content. And it seems bronies have caught wind of fluffies and are drawing a Shit ton of hugbox fuckery. We need to abuse torture, maime, and destroy fluffies. They don't deserve love. They are rodents
>>727578572
This is good stuff. And new.
>>727580186
There is a simple solution:
produce OC.
>>727580186
4 u
I made an exploitable for you guys btw.
>>727580505
I have. And no one has ever posted it here except me. So I think it's Shit of no one posts it
>>727580592
Good.... Gooooood
made this fluffy a few days ago, his name is Merlin
>>727561025
Why? Not enough nigger-dick threads for you Mr. Dollarbergersteinwvitz?
>>727580779
there's a whole set of these somewhere
>>727579402
A lot of russians make fluffy stuff. Notable (and pretty bad) cases include artist-kun. Pretty sure that's why
>>727580779
anyone got the rest?
>>727580836
nice
>>727581118
>>727581624
Last one he did
>>727581757
fug
>>727581429
Thank you! I really appreciate it
>>Mewin fank u too!
>>727582036
Fuck, I love him
>>727582036
I want one of those so badly.
>>727582169
Good cause I'm gonna be making these to sell em so be on the lookout, can email me at [email protected] and maybe I can make you one if you want.
>>Mewin wikey nice mistuh.
>>727582491
Oh God, I love you Merlin.
>>727582036
ABSOLUTELY
>H O R R I F Y I N G
That truly is the face of evil
>>727582699
How dare you? He's perfect.
>>727582699
haha his eyes were made a bit too dark. Gonna be remaking them when I make the next fluffy.
>>727582421
see >>727582491
>>727582654
>>*Merlin proudly puffs up smiling*
>>727582844
fuck
>>727572093
>>727582962
I take it he's not for sale?
>>727583058
is that the same carrot from >>727581757 etc?
>>727583118
Not this little one but I will be making more + sellin' em to you guys. They take a good while to make.
>>727583188
I don't think so
>>727582491
would buy
after the eye fix that is
>>727583212
made me lol
>>727583389
Kweh.
>>727583389
This is like the gayest shit ever.
I bet you fuck the thing
>>727583302
Fair, I wouldn't want to part with him either.
>>727583302
I'm already mentally picking out the colors I want you to make for me.....what am I doing with my life?
>>727583308
Would you buy it if it was $200? Be honest. Because these are really time consuming to make and I'm hoping to get a starting bid at $200. Definitely will be fixing the eyes in future fluffies. :)
pic attached is Merlin before I put on his fluff, he's made out of silky wool so he's incredibly soft. I hope when I sell a fluffy to you guys you'll post pics with them. I plan to "rp" the fluffy like I do Merlin so they will have a personality.
>>727578572
Yare yare daze
>>727581757
found something implied to happen after this one
>>727583729
200 is pretty steep, even for Merlin
>>727583729
honestly no. not at 200$
how big are they and how long does it take you to make one?
>>727583922
he's 4 inches long not including his tail, 2 inches tall. It takes me a month to make one.
>>727583874
It was the first image that spawned the others to add backstory.
>>727584264
huh.
hope it gets an ending
Would you teach a fluffy to dance so it could perform on the streets and make you money?
>>727584117
you might get a few offers for that price because of how rare it is. but i don't think many would pay that much for 4 inch toy even if it is a fluffy one. but that's just me
still freaking epic though
hope you find a way to make them faster/easier so you can lower price and get more out there
>>727583874
I could make smaller fluffies for much cheaper. Just gotta finish making the "bestest babeh" for Merlin before I can see how long it'll take to complete a small one.
>>727584411
Don't hold your breath. The artist, Fluffy_Commissions, hasn't posted in a year.
>>727581041
Why is there a random derivation above him?
>>727584497
Merlin would never choose a bestest babbeh, surely? He's a good daddeh.
>>727584586
whyd he stop?
What if you fed a fluffy sketties with a hormone that will make it super smart, fast, and strong?
>>727584697
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>727584636
All Merlin's babies would be bestest babies :) But I'm only making one for myself so it'll be his favorite one.
>>727584847
no way that amount of shit came from that small of a babbeh.
>>727584423
What could go wrong?
>>727584870
>>727584870
>>727584870
huh. No drama or shit?
nvm. still hope we get an ending
>>727584956
thats why the momma is bad. look at her butt. she would rather lie and get the baby hit then herself
What if you put a cork in a fluffy's asshole so it can't shit?
>>727585115
SMUG CHILD
>>727585117
Someone explored this idea before I believe, I don't have the comic though maybe another anon does.
>>727585117
It is a common precaution in stories.
>>727585117
been done many times. it dies of ruptured intestines or septic shock.
>>727585237
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkgR0SxmMKo
>>727567901
>>727572742
>>727590001
fucking kek
>>727591548
>>727582036
>>727591954
>I CAN'T BREATH
>>727592362
>>727592595
>>727593198
>it never shits in the guy's hand