is anything more overrated than 'authentic Italian pizza?'

Spoken like a man who hasn't tasted a good pizza in his life.

>>727557787
Don't forget the pineapple and ham

>>727557787
You don't like homemade pizza?

>>727557787

Found the Amerifat

>>727557787
stupid american

Tasteless amerilard

Too bad you cant live around un-whitewashed italians like in Montreal;

Fucking amazing traditional Mergherita pizzas in woodfired ovens.

Pleb

>>727557787

Dominoes is literally the shittiest of the shit tier pizza. As in, rational people will drive 60 minutes and cross state lines in a blizzard to eat Papa Johns rather than have Dominoes delivered.

>>727558138

>un-whitewashed italians like in Montreal;

I'm sure the pizza is good. You forgot to mention the rampant organized crime and mafia killings though.

OP here: I'm Canadian you reprehensible cum stains. Dominoes or little caesars is 1000x better than 'authentic Italian pizza' It's pretty obvious that the best pizza makers left Italy and immigrated to north America where the pizza became vastly superior to the uninspired garbage they make in Italy.

>>727558637
You forgot to mention how fat you are.

>>727557787
Never been to Italy, have we? Too fat to fit on the plane maybe?

>>727558138
I've never had a woodfire pizza; is there a smokey flavour in the crust?

>>727558637
It has to be bait. Move your fat in europe some day and discover what a true pizza is.

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>>727558138
so do they use the same ingredients, but with wood fire ?
true question anon I demand answers !

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>>727557787
I see were this is going

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>>727557787
>dominos

dominos hasn't even been decent for like 20 years-now it's fucking disgusting

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britfag here


posting the BEST pizza topping combo
>inb4 autistic faggots who have never tried it

>>727559885
i love domino's meateor fucking king of pizza

>>727560225


/this

>>727560225
you are a bell end. cheese and basil is the best
I can think of like 20 combinations better than that plebe shit. source: i made pizzas in a high end rest for nearly 3 years.

>>727560380
well i'm sorry you have poor taste, though you are perfectly entitled to display it proudly.

>>727557787
lul dominos, keep eating shit amerilard

>>727557787
>authentic
Pizza isn't even italian, it's an American invention.

>>727560473
>cheese and basil
>boring as fuck combo


seriously get on my level faggot you don't even have a job you lying sack of shit

>>727560225
that was invented in Canada. They call it Hawaiian but it's actually a Canadian pizza.

>>727560553
>obviously never had one
>but still replies like an autist

>>727560691
if it ain't broke don't fix it/keep it simple stupid, ever hear these sayings? also, i have a career instead of just a job, why the fuck would i want to go back down to your level, dumbass?

>>727560749
nah its a hawaiian pizza lol

>>727557787
>god tier dough
>fresh sauce that's been simmering for hours
>fresh mozzarella, literally not even hours old
>fresh basil, fragrant
>baked in a wood burning oven to perfection

Vs

>greasy mess with 666 toppings and covered withc a whole pack of "american" cheese from a microwave oven

Gee....

>>727560815
>thinks they know what food others have had
>tries to hide idiocy/poorfaggery behind greentext

>>727560997
its is broke tho its boring, i like real flavor and taste in my pizza and meat

>career
as what a 4chan troll

you will never get to my level just keep shitposting on 4chan kid

>>727561194
>literally what you just did
>hypocrisy

>>727557787

Start with a simple margherita and add thinly sliced genoa salami and crumbled feta and you've got the goat.

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>>727561424
No, its what you've done twice now. fucking retard kids on this board, shit.

>>727557787
Yo fuck dominoes just get some bread, spread ketchup and shredded cheese on top and toss it in the oven for 30 mins and you have your own homemade pizza you don't need that fancy delivery shit

>>727561194
2/10 just because i replied

>>727557858
Spoken like a man who hasn't been to Italy. They may have invented the pizza but it taste like doughy crap. Yugoslavian pizza is the best

>>727561542
>shitposter kys meme
>shitposter confirmed


thanks for clearing that up faggot

>>727561267
wrong. one of the biggest mistakes plebian more is better douchebags make is to put too many toppings on a pie. 'hawaiian' may only have 2 toppings but out of all the combinations, pineapple is waayyyy at the back of the list, it was a '90s trend that shouldve stayed there...

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>>727561815

>>727560473
>pizza
>high end

Choose one faggot

>>727558884

Yes there is.
Nothing compares

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>>727560666
Trips of truth. Hail Satan

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>>727562199
Dubs confirm

>>727562075
have you never lived in a city? or are you just that much of a poorfag?

>>727562460
I live in a city bitch. Pizza is fucking pleb tier food you get on the way to or from the club.
Go bake me some pizza Mustafa

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>>727562657
spoken like a true 'pleb'.

>>727561829
hawaiian pizza is literally in the top 5 of pizza most commonly eaten its not my fault you are an autistic pizza snob lol

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>>727562935
Whatever pizza boy

>>727557858
Agreed.
>>727557787
Niggers usually don't have taste.

Hawaiian pizza was invented in Canada. Hawaii stole our invention.

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>>727561778
Implying they don't have different types of pizza in different regions of Italy.

if any of you live near a shop-rite that serves pizza I highly recommend getting their artisan margarita pizza, one of the best I've had

>>727557787
If you want some legendary pizza and live near east TX, go to this place in san marcos, Valentino's good shit mayne

>>727558138
514 reporting in

>>727557787
Clearly you never tried some REAL italian pizza. If you tried it you'd change your mind, guaranteed