/b/ do you ever finger your asshole in the shower? I do sometimes

Same, but water isn't exactly a great lube

You're fucking gay as fucking fuck. Even if this is just bait. That just makes you more gay

>>727551163
Does he do porn?

>>727551357
I suck on my finger get it really wet with saliva before fingering my butthole

>>727551446
Why dont you gtfo then faggot

>>727551501
I stick a condom on whatever dick shaped object i can find and that usually does the trick

>>727551528
WHY DON'T YOU GO SUCK YOUR MOM'S DICK NIGGER

Now and then, it's a pretty recent thing for me considering I'm old as fuck.

However, I sometimes find I lose my boner by doing it.

>>727551163
Who's that?

>>727551603
You sound like a niggerdick lovin' closet homo

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>Im more straight than I am gay

>>727551730
just goes to show you're never to old be a fag.

>>727551730
Ew old people are gross

>>727551163
I did few times while jerking also. As you jerk, your asshole gets tight around your finger which is cool.
But not cool enough for me to continue

>>727551976
You should research prostate massage and learn something.

>>727552133
No thanks

>>727552133
How old are you tho

>>727551163
Sure I go for the butt but not in the shower. Water is like the opposite of a lubricant, does it not feel super bad?

>>727551589
>using a condom
What are you, gay?

>>727551163
1. Who is she?
2. Yes i like fingerinf my asshole

>>727551163
1. Who is she?
2. Yes i like fingering my asshole

>>727551815
the future /pol/ warns you about

>>727552353
40. I find I'm more open-minded and experimental as I get older.

>>727551163
who is this?

>>727552548
Nope I step away from the water and get my fingers all wet with saliva, works really well I just wanted to confess how good my tight butthole feels instaboner

>>727552654
>>727552619
>she
kek
are you a comedian? where can i get tickets for your shows?

>>727552771
>>727552619
I DONT KNOW IVE BEEN TRYING TO FIND SOMEONE TO SAUCE IT FOR ME

>>727552549
prelubricated single use, nigga, see >>727551357

>>727551163
Holy fetal alcohol syndrome, Batman.

>>727551848
I know you are but what am I

>>727553082
A fag

>>727551163
1. who is this
2. just the fingertip but not for pleasure for cleaning my ass (and no im no fag so not cleaning cum or lube of whatevs)

>>727552784
ok if not she, then who is he?

>>727552724
>I find I'm more open-minded and experimental as I get older
one doesnt need to get older to be open-minded and experimental. Sorry you had to wait this long to change your mind

>>727551163
Holy fuck it's like a catamite (specially raised fuckbois) from ancient Rome

>>727552984
Is that supposed to be funny? Cuz its not

>>727553693

I agree. It's not so much that I've changed my mind, more that for years I've been with conservative women.

>>727553922
I hope you don't turn into those old men who diddle little boys for money if so you should consider suicide

>>727553263
I know you are but what am I

>>727554092
a stupid head who eats poop with his hands

>>727553922
How did you end up with such a woman when you had this kind of mind

>>727551589
Like what? I need ideas

>>727554438
"This kind of mind"? Fucking hell, I only stuck my finger up my arse a couple of times. I'm not an animal! :)

I've always had fulfilling relationships in other ways. Sex has been fun but could always be better I suppose.

(Captcha: Muffendorf)

>>727554059
Likewise.

Please someone sauce webm. I know I'm a faggot. Don't care.

>>727551163
This has got to be a youtube, but who?! Please

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>>727555555

>>727555144
> I only stuck my finger up my arse a couple of times. I'm not an animal! :)

Take it easy you oldfag, I was trying to understand what compatibility may have existed for you to spend this much time with a conservative ex-wife mind having supposedly a non-conservative mind.

Nothing to do with fingers being struck into assholes jeez

>>727551163
damn hes cute, how do you reverse image search webms

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>>727551163

>>727556488

it's a girl

>>727556657
cmon nigga who is it

>>727556748
Either fucking way... Boy, girl, we don't care. Who is. Send links.

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>>727556787
They know they just won't tell us.

>>727556787

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1hs24Z7fs9LwzpyEivGpXQ/videos

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>>727557011
Hallelujah

>>727556657
queen of b

>>727557011
Thank you!

>>727557011
tfw you scroll down

Almost every shower accessory I own was bought specifically to use as an anal stimulator. When I found one of those suction cup dildoes for the shower I snatched it up and wore my asshole out using it. Totally straight.

>>727551163
Webm sauce?

>>727558777
Trips of truth

>>727557011
good, that retard fase of "shaved collored hair" has passed, like every single edgy cringe girl out there eventually will
you fucking stupid people, when you get older you will feel so embarassed about that. Think before you do stupid shit like that

>>727558840
sleep tight

>>727559048
i bet you look like skrillex you fooken cunt m8

>>727551163
any sauce?

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>>727551163
>only guys id fuck are really cute 99% feminine looking one
I'm still looking :(

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>>727555588
Why wasn't my childhood as awesome as OP's?

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>>727551163

>>727553422
A faggot, were you not equipped with one?

she's fucking 14 you pedos

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>>727556748
>(only guys id fuck are really cute 99% feminine looking ones)
>>webm related

>>727552784
it's actually a she surprisingly.

>>727561500
Sauce?

>>727562923
>she's fucking 14 pedos...far out.

Not really fingering but you got to wash a few cm inside too

Does everybody do this? I'm kinda nervous about it when I'm showering at the gym, have to wait till there's no-one around

>>727551163

My GF has fucked my ass a little bit with a dildo, but I couldnt really orgasm or anything. Not sure if I need a proper strap on fuck or if a femboy needs to do it, I've tried myself with the same dildo but I couldn't get it ether.

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>>727563161

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This is not happenig...

>>727551163
I used to. Eventually a finger wasn't enough so I would stuff myself and drink very little water. Drink soda instead. It made my turds really big and hard and sometimes they'd be balls like sheep poop. I'd blast my ass with the showerhead to stimulate my anus and jerk off while the poop came out, and then I would shove the more manageable nuggets back inside. Could usually repeat two or three times with the harder lumps. Good feels, man. You should try it. You can totally look yourself in the mirror after that and tell yourself you're straight and perfectly normal.