Celeb thread III: creeps on chains, locked to desks, working hard come to play
>>727546987
>>727546921
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iWY_Q3pqlI [Embed]
You should fix yourself as there is only one future for ppl like you.
Bend dick and prostate cancer at the age of 35 (worst you can get, it is the most painful type of cancer)
I wanna titfuck her so bad
>>727547255
>>727546987
I love you
The most severe loss upon ejaculation is your body's zinc reserves. Everytime you ejaculate, your body mines itself for zinc to recreate the load you just shot. Even if you supplement with zinc to make up for it, the body only absorbs a very tiny amount, and even if you megadose (which is dangerous) it will still only absorb a tiny amount. This means that recovering from a single ejaculation takes time and any habitual fapper faps multiple times a day if not once a day. Zinc is essential to testosterone production, neurological health, and many other processes but mainly the two aforementioned ones.
tl;dr you can literally fap yourself stupid and into hormonal imbalance
what would you do to me?
>>727547394
This is how gay you are. telling some other guy that you love him, you do realize that both of you are holding your dicks atm right.
>>727547464
kill the nigger halfbreed
>>727547500
I am man enough to say i love you to anyone without questioning myself
Are you faggot?
M-My m-mistress V-Victoria Justice is a-a very beautiful w-woman... Yesterday w-we w-went t-to Peter's Parfait f-for m-my weekly t-treat; a-as w-we were exiting the store h-heading for our car w-we were accosted b-by a-a l-large old m-man wh-who r-recognized Vic... H-He s-said h-he had n-nothing t-to lose, b-being so old h-his only h-hope w-was an approaching death, and h-he n-never h-had s-so beautiful a woman b-before h-him s-so close...W-We d-didn't know what t-to think w-when he suddenly dropped his p-pants and p-pulled o-out h-his Cracker... I-I was sh-shocked and Vic l-looked troubled a-as well... Then h-he started t-to rumble it, t-telling Vic she n-needed s-some t-topping f-for h-her ice cream cone... V-Vic o-opened h-her m-mouth in obvious surprise and c-couldn't seem t-to take her eyes o-off the older m-man's mixing session... I-I thought a-about doing s-something t-to stop him b-but was just t-too scared: what i-if he had a-a gun?... H-He then s-started t-to m-moan and Vic, l-looking intently, also l-looked m-moved, breathing heavier... H-He then m-motioned t-to Vic f-for h-her c-cone s-saying, "C'mon." She l-looked a-at m-me f-for d-direction b-b-but I-I really didn't know what t-to do and just looked a-at her... Then again stronger he said, "C'mon!" And Vic, very reluctantly, with a-a squeamish face, reached out h-her cone holding hand f-forward a-a bit... H-He went up t-to her cone, then s-sighed a-as h-he released himself on t-top o-of and on the side of it, even painting Vic's index finger a tad... Then he hushed, placed h-his hand o-on his knees and s-stood there dociled... I grabbed Vic's hand, yes that hand unfortunately, a-as she cast a-away h-her cone in disgust and w-we walked q-quickly to the car... I-I told h-her I-I was s-sorry she h-had t-to go through that and p-promised a-a rather sullen looking Vic w-we could g-go get another c-cone o-on another day...
>>727547654
That settles it, I'm killing myself.
>>727547302
I love her big tits
>>727547464
I bet if you look carefully you could see the gentle bulge at the front of her skirt as her cock swings back and forth like a pendulum as she shakes her hips
>>727548349
>>727548349
>>727548349
>>727546987
>>727548874
Bump
>>727547255
Kate Upton vs Katy Perry
Who would you rather see get blacked if you had to choose?
>>727547394
>>727549133
fuck off
>>727549133
Katy perry seems like she's know what to do with a footlong black snake, so she'd be more fun to watch
Kate Upton seems like she'd be boring af
>>727549114
Bump
>>727549280
Fuck off
>>727549244
>>727549469
bitch
>>727548874
>>727548909
MY fav
>>727549244
Who is that??
>>727547557
hmph, just try it;
my 300 pound guard Dracko
would tear you apart
before you could even
get close to little baby!
>Mrinafag reporting in
who wants to suck my cock for taytay?
>>727549704
Julianne Hough
>>727549558
fuck off bitch
>>727547907
i like her boobs to anon, their like big and stuff.
i like them.
>>727549133
Katy definitely
>>727549866
Dude, that looks like something she could deep throat with relative ease.
I bet that little bend towards the end points it right down her throat, letting your cum dribble straight down her oesophagus.
>>727549953
You threaten me?
>>727550009
>>727546987
>>727550038
Would it make you sad to watch though?
>>727549866
I do
>>727549133
perry already fucks niggers so who cares
>>727550163
wholly fuck she's tiny.
>>727550233
i would wholly fuck her
>>727550233
5'2".
>>727550142
Fuuuuck, make me shoot my load Kate!
>>727550325
That mouth is wide open, a perfect cum target.
She's built for blacked and I don't even like that site.
>>727550413
Fuck, I'm so close
>>727550542
Her and JLaw are thick in a good way.
>>727550514
>>727550542
Fuck, she's gonna make me squirt!
>>727550643
JLaw aint thick, she's lumpy
>>727550393
>>727549820
Dumb niggers dont understand ballistics.
>>727549866
See img, i suggest you fags stop masturbating.
puberty and eating a little to much did her well.
>anyone feeling...lewd?
>>727550199
holly willoughby ass
>>727549866
>>727550192
Not at all, I'd love it
>>727550864
I do anon...
>>727550864
>>727550325
>>727551066
>>727551037
Are you a cuck? Or would you just watch it for her?
a wild kate upton appeared on the beach
>>727551128
>>727551066
>mmmmm, tell me about it
>>727551379
Oh fuck. Like a shooting gallery for my thick hot load.
>>727546987
Thanos fucking Scarlet Witch. If there isn't a follow up in infinity war I'm killing myself.
>>727551430
Go to kik or elsewhere
>>727551519
What's your kik?
>>727551379
Kek
>>727551581
>I'm just helpful
>>727550903
real?
hey guys keep up the pictures im really enjoying myself.
especially the gay nigger stuff.
>Kate Upton used to be the body positivity
"it-girl" lookin like a goddamn frigidaire with titties
Thank god for Stefania Ferrario
>>727551832
who?
>>727551585
>>727551832
Kate Upton looks like a fridge with tits, so boxy
>>727551791
her name tag is debatable
>>727551929
>>727551968
she has no hourglass in her figure
>>727551154
Both really
>>727551929
Make me cum you slutty bitch
>>727551968
i would fuck a fridge with tits like that.
>>727552226
Suck my cock for Katy.
>>727551679
>>727551679
>I'm just helpful
in getting other guys their rocks of
>>727552142
>>727552331
>>727550142
>>727551679
You know that posting this gay RP dick sucking shit reduces the chance of actual leaks being posted and thus hurts celeb threads.
>>727547464
>what would you do to me?
disfigure
>>727552733
that t h i c c n e s s building up
>>727550038
>>727552828
found the nigger
>>727552733
>>727552826
>>727553040
she looks like something i saw at the zoo
>>727553068
post more feet
>>727552800
Go to celebjihad, faggot.
>>727553195
No thanks...thats the last thing im looking at on her
>>727553270
New leaks you faggot.
>>727552800
>ur ruining muh jerkoff thread
Just let faggots do faggot shit.
>>727553270
everything on that site is weeks old at best
>>727553539
>>727553371
>waiting for the great haxor 4chan to drop some new leaks in his autistic celeb circlejerk thread (part 532)
>>727553040
>>727553417
>Just let faggots do faggot shit.
I'm sure you live by these words, but I have a different mantra.
>>727553679
Lavren will be my wife
>>727553749
>>727553689
>I must stop the gayness. That way, no one will ever suspect that I got a half chub after seeing my dad's dick in the shower.
BTW, what was it like being Kevin Spacey's neighbor in American Beauty?
>>727553735
>>727553918
Those sexy armpits
>>727553761
I would lasciviously lick Lavren's lewd labia until she loses her cool and cums all over my face
>>727553964
>>727553918
>>727554013
I would seductively suck Selena's slick sausage till she shoots her sticky sperm all over my face
>>727550200
What? Are you saying that an entertainer owned by the Hollywood jew overlords fucks niggers?
It almost as if attractive female celebrities are contractually obligated to promote ape rape, lest the Hollywood jew overlords blacklist them and they never work again.
But I don't want to sound like some conspiracy nut.
Post more princess
>>727554289
>>727546987
Damn I never realized Josh Brolin was so ripped
>>727553917
That's quite the projection you have there, anon. What else happened in that steamy, hot bathroom, in 1992?
>>727554302
>>727547399
interesting, i will keep my ejaculation to an infrequent level. thanks for the information anon
>>727552331
Different anon but would be glad to help
>>727546987
>>727554621
>>727554440
>start stroking for me anon
>>727554634
>>727554589
>>727554621
It's not gonna suck itself.
>>727554751
>>727554798
Mm yea I'm diamonds on my dicker
>>727550836
bigger tits and man shoulders, wouldn't call that a net positive
>>727554798
I'd love to feel how hard it is then guide it paste my lips while you looked at Katy
>>727554817
>>727554798
*gets on knees*
>>727554903
Mm yea I'm diamonds
>>727554916
>>727554903
>>727554794
this is my last kate pic anon i have to go.
<3
>>727550836
if those are man shoulders to you u are probably built like a fagot.
>>727554944
you could pump it into my mouth. starting at how perfect Katy is while you used my throat
>>727554566
I know she's a fucking retard that's not the point. she not even really political shes just surrounded by those people in the music industry and she recieves these views via osmosis she's an airhead not to be taken seriously only fapped to.
>>727555019
Yeah diamonds and queen my bitch says nigger grandmother
>>727554903
Katy has me throbbing. I guide your head down on my shaft as I ogle her big tits.
>>727555019
>>727555002
Thanks for sharing anon.
>>727555097
>>727555097
Mmmmm, I start to fondle your balls while I take your thick cock into my mouth
>>727555097
Can someone tell me mm diamonds cuck is queen baby dogs within her body
>>727555153
>>727555125
Having these pics queued up on your computer to use is gayer than the conversation.
>>727555173
>>727555173
That's right. I close my eyes and imagine it is Katy's mouth that I'm using, as I start to leak precum.
>>727554741
Yes mam.
>>727555233
>>727555242
>>727555284
Feel your balls as you start to stroke yourself to attention
>>727555346
>>727555387
>>727555242
You taste good. I eagerly circle the rim of your cock head with my tongue while you moan
>>727555431
>>727555019
>>727555442
>>727555515
>>727555566
>>727555442
Fuck yes. I reach around to finger your asshole while I picture it's Katy's tight tunnel.
>>727555644
it really makes you think activate the almonds deactivate the atoms smug rare pepes cuck cuck cuck a big guy for you i hope they read this aloud in federal court the judge has a tiny penis
>>727555644
I finger you back, Katy's reaching for your prostate, baby gonna milk you dry
You start to quiver as you feel my glorious girly lips round your cock and my feminine finger tickling your g-spot
New thread?
>NO UPTON EDITION
>>727547399
this is bullshit.
>>727556031
kys
>>727555832
Keep going baby, "I'm gonna blast off like a firework" I roar as I picture Katy ministering to my cock.
>>727547399
The struggle is real nigga. Aint nobody got time for dat. Im hooked on tranny porn. So... no i wont stop jacking off.
>>727553679
I'm gonna cum to her
>>727549866
ill suck your dick, bro