Why do virgins have such high standards? >I'll only

>>727546040

i'd disagree
but i am a man, so i'd fuck anything i can
so i guess you're right

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>>727546040
I have a buddy who's gonna be 21 and still a virgin in a month. He literally had 3 chances to get laid but "They weren't attractive enough" despite them blatantly dry humping his leg and making out he still "wasn't attracted to them"
3 fucking chances..

>>727546040
Maybe their high standards are why they're virgins.

>>727546357
This

>>727546267
Maybe he gay

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>>727546357
Well yeah but if they were reasonable they would think 'Hang on, I'm not getting laid. Maybe I should lower my standards a bit'

But nope, they think 'I'll just keep on waiting for The One™'. Do virgins have a warped idea of how attractive they are?

>>727546040
I'm a virgin, and my standards are nonexistent.

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>>727546971
>I'm a virgin, and my standards are nonexistent.
Would you fuck her?

>>727547188
Pretty sure this isn't real, but... if true, goddamn. Feel bad for her. I mean, I don't feel bad enough to fuck her, but y'know.

>She has to be biologically female
>this is a high standard in 2017

>>727546040
If they keep their standards high, they can avoid actually interacting with women, since none fit their preferences.
So they can stay aloof about their virginity, because it is their choice and not the unfortunate life circumstances that brought them to this position.
It's basically emotionally safer to cry perpetual sour grapes, than to admit that you are currently unable to reach them.

>>727546040
what the fuck is a 'Stacy'?

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>>727546040
I don't feel that to be true, but what do I know.

>>727546040
Thats the point you dumb fuck

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>>727546040

>>I'll only have sex with a virgin

YES. Because I'm not a toy for any slut who went whoring around.

>>She needs to be really cute despite me being a disgusting smelly slob

YES. Because I ain't a smelly blob, and I take regular showers. My BMI is below than 30, but I'm working on.

>>She can't be a Stacy

Let Chads go for Stacybimboblondieskanks.

>>She has to be biologically female

Let gays go for "feminine penis boipucci traps".

>>727547697
Pretty insightful desu

>>727547794
Female version of Chad

>>727546040
I see you are trying to make a gender joke. This, my friend, is unfortunately not a laughing matter. I would suggest that you think about the reality of gender inequality and gender discrimination. It is unfair for you to make jokes out of something that affects billions of people every second of every day.

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>>727547188

Nope, because he's a man who wanted to be a trap but eventually found that his male traits are way too recognizable.

>>727547419

male/female ratio is near 1:1.

Then why the fuck so many gays, so many traps, so many trannies... and every woman I meet is already engagd?

>>727546267
3 fucking skanks ready to brag about having taken another virginity

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>>727547188

>>727546040
maybe the first one is iffy. but are the rest really high standards?

>>727548394
If you can only accept an 7/10 gf or higher then that's unrealistically high standards, especially when the guys themselves are usually only 4/10's.

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I hate women and i hate men.
I masturbate to women but i hate talking to them or interacting with them (in a sexual way).
I'm not asexual because i'm still attracted to women but i simply don't care enough to get laid. I'm not too ugly but i have a small dick and that's enough for me to be permanently insecure around even the women i like. Also,i'm a total dweeb even though i'm 6'3-ish and 240-ish pounds (mostly because i do a lot of manual labor),if i'm not working then i'm at the computer or sleeping. If i ever get rich or magically grow 5 inches extra,then i'd do anything just so i can screw something female.
>tl;dr i'm a fucking fat loser that doesn't have the balls to actually talk to women,also,i post bananas,so i'm automatically repugnant to women.

>>727546040
Honey Badger Radio did a show called something like "No love for the involuntarily celibate". It deals with stuff similar to this.

>>727548394
>2017
>not falling for boipussy
lemme guess, you're gay

>>727548652
If you're over 6'1 then you're automatically at least 5/10. If you have muscles on top of being tall then you're at least a 7/10,the rest is completely up to your hygiene,genes and personality.

>>727546040
>>She can't be a Stacy
What the fuck does that mean?
>>She has to be biologically female
What other type of female is there?

I've got a better question? Why is /b/ full of idiots?

>>727546040
Because they haven't become addicted yet

>>727548908
>Why is /b/ full of idiots?
ask yourself mate. Fack damn it made me spill my tea ye bollock

>>727548908
>A Stacy is a female version of Chad,at least an 8/10,mostly blonde,no personality,only goes for chads.
>There's the mentally ill "female" which is just a guy with a wig and makeup.

>>727548873
Yeah but you missed this part
>especially when the guys themselves are usually only 4/10's.

They have unrealistically high standards relative to their own attractiveness. I think a lot of em think they're god's gift to women or something

>>727546267
He is probably scared and didn't know what to do so he was playing it off, or at least trying it, by saying they were not his type.
I mean, it doesn't go like:
talk to a girl --> *poff* --> penis in vagina

>>727549124
Yeah but dude!
Everyone on /b/ is muscular,has 10 inch dicks,170 IQ and is over 6 feet tall!

>>727546040
>She has to be biologically female
Ha. Transweirdo spotted.

Did some fat dweeb you play LoL with reject you because you had a penis, Steve?

Maybe, sex isn't that important.

Pasta from another thread. Anon post it a couple of days ago. But is worth the read.

The point is, that they are not even trying for real.

>be me 20
>realize I am a virgin, kissless too
>I don't want to be it anymore
>make a real self conscious exam
>realize is not that difficult
>get to talk to this 7/10
>tell to myself, I am gonna fuck her
>she tells me she has this boyfriend of 6 years
>I already told myself I am gonna fuck her, anyway chad told me that is not an impediment
>study a lot
>get compromised to what I am doing
>two week passes I get her to my room and we kiss each other passionately.
>She tells me that what we doing is wrong, and that she is afraid of what is going to happen
>fake that everything will be alt right, even tho that's not true bitches love to hear that, confidently and honestly
>''honestly''
>"confidently''
>one month goes, we fuck for the first time, take her to a motel with lies
>we both know why we are going
>since that day, we fuck at least once per week
>for 1 entire year
>I met her friends, I even met her bf, play chill
>everyone can tell there's a sexual tension between us two, but play chill
>she was even feeling jealous about me in numerous occasions.
>she even make me kiss marks in my neck so I dont look anyone else while shes with the cuck
>she tells me that she doesn't touch the cuck anymore
>she comes out with the bullshit of this is wrong again
>inner anon comes out
>make her feel like shit
>remember why I am doing this
>tell her to dump the cuck or I will never talk to her again
>I am not too much of a faggot to tell anyone, like the cuck, but she thinks I would
Cont

>>727549332
Cont
>She takes her time, but finally dumps him as I put pressure on her.
>inner anon comes out again
>feel sick about her
>tell her to never talk to me again
>inner anon kicks in again
>come back to be the autistic anon, but I am not a virgin anymore

She tried to talk to me a couple of times again, block her and finally tell her that if she has nothing important to say, that never talk to me again. Never did again.
I haven't heard from her since then

Its true what they say, you cannot forget some people, specially your first time.

As the autistic anon that I am, I am not looking for a companion now, unless is a 9/10 that would be interested in me without me doing nothing for her, which is not happening, ever lol.
But I am not a virgin, like I said I would do it.

We can really achieve incredible things if we put all our efforts and neet time on it.

END

>>727546267
He's only 21, he's got time. the 2 % chance that your condoms fails ain't worth it on a skank!

>>727548003
like a trap?

>>727547188
I'd fuck it with a bag over her head

>>727546040
Sometimes they are virgins because they have high standards and they have them because they can or to justify their virginity/social ineptitude.
Not everyone wants to fuck niggers and retards.
Not everyone is a smooth-talker/richfag.

>>727546040
>>She has to be biologically female
I'd say it's more of a problem to NOT have this standard.

>>>727546267
Maybe he's not a hedonist and is practicing abstinence.

>>727546040
>being a virgin female is high standards
At least I only want one.

>>727549442
No, a Stacy is your typical alpha female social butterfly dumb bimbo. Only Chad has a shot with her

>>727549945
stacy typically fucks around because she has low self esteem

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>>727549332
>>make a real self conscious exam

kek

>>727549332
>>she tells me she has this boyfriend of 6 years

and you didn't even investigate before asking her out. WTFaggot.

>>727549332
>>two week passes I get her to my room and we kiss each other passionately.

what a slutty whore

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>>727549230
>tfw your dick is only 7 inches and your IQ is only 155

who is that booty goddess and where can i find more of her booty escapades?

>>727550156

I have a barely 5" dick and no woman ever complained.

>>727550156
Lel I bet you can't even run a mile in less than 5 minutes

>>727549689
Looking for a girlfriend who is biologically anything is a step up for most /b/tards, who tend to prefer cotton-poly blend girlfriends they can slip on over a body pillow.

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>>727550156
Next you're gonna tell us you don't earn 6 figures, aren't you? you fucking loser

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>>727546357
No, their social and performance anxiety is why they're virgins. Their "standards" are a defense mechanism to keep them from getting rejected

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>>727547697
LOL you fucking pathetic anon. Having standards is what separates the Men from the boys. I women must earn my cock. where you will sleep with anything that crawls and is drunk enough not to look too closely at you.

In 10 years I'll have a woman who is devoted to my needs. You will have a nagging bitch with a child who you aren't even sure is yours. Enjoy your life of mediocrity, alimony payments and misery.

It's the other way around.

These people are virgins because they have such ridiculously high standards.

>>727546040
Biologically female is a definite requirement for me to fuck someone,

Other than that and a pulse I'm not picky,

But no fat chicks

>>727550354
Hey, I technically do...before taxes

>>727546040
maybe they are virgins BECAUSE retarded standards?

>>727550354
3/4 is superior time

>>727550266
Oh god, it's true. Five and a half at best

>>727550611

prove then that lowering standards automagically gets STRAIGHT sex.

>>727546040
>Born female
>not fat
>older than me

That's all i need

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>>727550679
3/4 is for gaylords who want to dance waltz.
pic related, it's you you homo

>>727546040
Their "standards" are fabricated as an excuse for why they can't get with girls.
They think "If I tell people I have high standards, they'll get off my back about being a virgin."
It's like when people say they're "asexual" when in reality they're just creepy and nobody likes them.
I knew a guy that pretended to be gay for like a year because people wouldn't leave him alone about being a virgin. He wound up with people trying to set him up with dudes, so he eventually got annoyed and just kept to himself.

>>727550433

Here's the deal. This cloud castle goddess you're going to wait 10 years for doesn't even exist.

All the hot women out there you see have flaws. They wear a ton of makeup to hide their blackheads, scars, thin lips, scabs and whatever, wear clothes that divert your attention from whatever part of their body that they feel is flawed.

These women fart, pick their noses, take big runny shits, binge eat, smell weird when they menstruate and grow pubic hair down their thighs and asscrack.

They're all people, just like you and me. And the fact that you expect a perfect woman to come along and worship your cock is in fact proof that you are the cuck. You refuse to let these mediocre women touch you until she comes along. You deprive yourself from the natural urge to stick your cock in whatever bipedal thing with a cunt that comes along to save yourself for Her. Your imaginary Goddess.

>>727549037
>ask yourself mate. Fack damn it made me spill my tea ye bollock
>being this weebo when trying to troll someone who is correct

>>727549084
No, now you are just buying into the bullshit that the media and common mentally ill are trying to sell you by supporting their own delusions. There are only two sexes. Unless you are (un)lucky enough to be born with both. To which you are a SINGLE person with TWO sexes.

I was kinda like this. I had one gf from junior year of high school until I was about 20. We were never really ready for sex, but I got a lot of oral. We broke up and I spent 5 years being beta as fuck and not getting laid. Eventually I started using tinder and clover, but was only liking 7/10's and up. After a year of no luck, I dropped my standards and found a gf that treats me like a king and I fuck her like a whore. I'm seriously happy now

>>727546040
Keked at the last one

>>727550433
>I am an abusive man who intimidates and mentally demeans girls into staying with me because I'd rather a dog than a woman.

>hey look at me ima tough guy alpha bragging about how manly I am on the Internet so you know Im not insecure.

>have pictures of other men on my computer to pose as an example of how I see myself

>>727550433
I have standards, but not put her on a pedestal and treat her like a goddess standards.
I expect women to be flawed individuals just like everyone else. There are some behaviors I won't accept, but small semi annoying idiosyncracies I can live with if the pros outweigh the cons.

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>>727547895
This is the basic recursive virginity loop.

You have impossible standards because you're a virgin because you have impossible standards because you're a virgin etc.

>>727551106
3/4 on guitar tuned full step down is great for melancholy melodies

>>727552327
>great for melancholy melodies
Which is quite fortunate because if you prefer 3/4 you should kill yourself anyway and that'll help get you in the right mood.

>>727550134
the point is that if you are virgin, is because you are delusional fag living in an imagination bubble

>>727551237
ya made me kek dumbfuck, dont take it personal there was nothing to read between lines.
be always on the defensive sure as hell gets a lot of friends.
Nah ask yourself, why is /b/ full of idiots kek

>>727546040

Jesus christ, PLEASE don't follow their advice, don't settle for less because it's easier, you deserve better. These guys only settled for the whales and ogres because they're lazy fucks who couldn't think of any other way to get out of their situation.

Instead, actively work to improve yourself at every possible angle, then you wont have the need to settle with less.

>>727553305
How about a happy medium, where he works on himself and don't have goddess tier expectations of other people?
No one is saying go rim a bridge troll, just don't expect a virgin Aphrodite to be your first fuck.

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>>727551218
It is men who share your attitude and view who are the reason that we have these fat feminists and 4/10 bitches who think they are 10/10 all over tinder and pof.

The low value you attach to yourself and your willingness to fuck sub part bitches damages men as a whole.

I'd tell you that you should be ashamed but you wouldn't even know what that word means.

>>727552977
>still being this weebo
You have to troll a little harder bud. Keep at it. You'll get it eventually.

>>727546040
Kek

Sort of OP...

>use to be fat(chubby)/ugly - 5.5/10
>was quiet and never really spoke much
>girls use to be afraid of me for not speaking too much
>ok
>accepted my fate as being a loner forever
>actually fine with that
>fast forward to 20
>lost all the weight look great now 7.5/10
>get a lot of attention from girls that never showed me any interest at all
>talk to them, pretend that i actually give a fuck about what they say or about them
>shut every single one of them down because it is pretty funny and i do find it amusing

i should hurry up and lose it anyway but being a retard atm

>>727555156
Just find one that actually interests you and who says stuff you can give a fuck about.

>>727555156
maybe you're just not into chicks

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>>727554516
Meanwhile, the rest of us get on with our sex lives, while this faggot wanks off to Japanese cartoons.

>>727555469
i realize that lolol thanks for the advice.

but if its gonna be for one night i am just gonna fuck them and leave them i really dont care about what type of a person they are

>>727555710
i always was but they never showed an interest in me so i never had the chance to fuck any

>>727555710
So much this.

There has to be a reason why so many anons ITT are still virgins. The most obvious answer is faggotry (whether they want to admit it or not.)

i never understood the idea of fucking random people, it just sounds stupid go waste your night trying to get some random cunt to fuck you meaninglessly for 20 minutes. I'd rather be a virgin then.

>>727556540
>20 minutes


But yea people put way too much effort into sex

>>727556540
Only virgins think like that.

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>>727556027
>tfw I'm into both but I'm still a virgin

>>727546267

3 strikes and you're a faggot. Let him down hard.

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>>727556858
>can literally fuck anyone in the world
>still a virgin

Winrar!

>>727556858
Anxiety and low self esteem?

>>727552080

This.

>>727546040

>Mfw I've never had to lower my standards
>Mfw I've gotten with several women that many others were wooing over
>Mfw I never had to try
>Mfw they made the advances
>Mfw I have no face

That must suck slobby faggots

>>727557226
idk, I'm pretty confident in my looks and I've been told I'm really fun to be around, but for some reason I just can't get myself to act flirty or anything. Also, I never notice when someone's into me and when I'm told someone is I don't know how to act. Maybe I just have mild autism or something.

>>727557656
>Maybe I just have mild autism or something
This is just the fashionable excuse for any kind of social failure.

Don't buy into that bullshit. Just get a clue and raise your fucking game FFS.

>>727557656
Sounds like it. I was the same until I started telling people I found attractive, that if they also found me attractive, to please tell me so explicitly.
It worked out pretty well.

>>727546040
>Because we didn't go to school and graduate with a masters degree only to work at a gas station for the rest of your life
Ascended wizard here AMA

>>727546040
>Biologically female
Somewhat important.

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>>727558177
I might actually try that tbh

>>727558427
It's playing with an open deck, but it attracts girls who like honesty.

>>727546040

>>I'll only have sex with a virgin
Not true. I honestly couldn't care less about the virginity factor.
>She needs to be really cute despite me being a disgusting smelly slob
I never understood this "argument". Why the fuck should I date/fuck/live with a girl that is igly? I'd rather wait till I get I meet some beautiful girl that loves me.
>She can't be a Stacy
Hating Stacies is the reason why some virgins are virgins. This is 4chan but I'm just gonna say it, some guys simply are not interested in uninteresting people. Pussy or no pussy.
>She has to be biologically female
Not true either.

Kys.

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>>727559374
>I'd rather wait till I get I meet some beautiful girl that loves me

>>727559374
this

why whould you fuck someone you dont acculy want to fuck just cause you wont be a virgin anymore?

>>727546040
justifications for not getting any.
it suggests that the reasons they haven't had sex are internally controlled, thus preserving the ego

>>727559672
Because beyond the age of 18, it's pant-wettingly embarrassing to be a virgin. And the longer you keep your virginity, the harder it will be to lose it.

>>727560048
not for me really, im 18 and all my friends aren't even sure what they like, pretty sure one of them is asexual. im the only one whos been in a relationship before

probebly also a big part in why im still a virgin to be honest

>>727560438
Do you live somewhere, where food isn't readily available?
If you and all of your friends are late bloomers, there my be some causing factor in the mix.

>>727560876
there my?
There must*

>>727560048
lol thats not true at all

>>727560876
nah i live in the netherlands, but i guess all the people who hit puberty really late kinda sticked together and i kinda hung around them cause i dont really fit in anywhere 100%

>>727561282
The past tense word you are looking for is stuck.
Also get them all drunk/high/dosed on MDMA and start a virgin orgy where everything goes.

>>727546040
>She has to be biologically female

Nice try faggot.

>>727561566
sounds fun but were all the same gender so nah

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>>727546040
>tfw you're the faggot that made it through that
>wife was virgin when we met
>absolute qt 3.14
>not Stacy at all
>biologically female

Don't take what you can get. Lowering your standards is for pathetic betafags that can't get laid otherwise.

>>727562390
How did things work out for you two?
Does she legit have no cons?

>>727546040
>Be a 27 year old virgin
>Get numerous invitations over the years
>Some of those girls are virgins
>Still don't find them attractive
>Not an asexual either
>Has fear of intimacy
>But crave intimacy and sometimes sex
>At this moment, three girls (two of them are virgins) always get crazy over me
>They're by all means attractive to 90% of the population
>Still can't have the urge to do sex with any of them


I'm not narcissist either. Don't overly like me, actually kinda hate myself.

I just don't know what is my problem.

Am I eternally fucked dear anons?

>>727555469
True. Don´t trip about everything and look what happens.

>>727563424
If you don't love yourself, it's hard to love others.
Work on your self esteem and some of those chicks might become attractive to you.
Have you considered asking them why they are attracted to you? It might give you some insight in the good sides in you, that you are unaware of.

>>727564260
Well, it goes like this: people, especially women say I'm kind of a nice and helpful guy. And that my nerdiness is attractive to them.

(btw, I've got a somewhat high level of self esteem, at least in my works and stuff)

I just can't seem to get myself sexually attracted to anybody I met. :(

>>727548082
Speak on it!

I had a virgin for consensual sex, her uncle had molested her for awhile when shr was young.

But at 19 i was her first boyfriend.

My dick would throb in pain at how tight her pussy was

>>727562543
We've been married for 12 years and the only complaint I have is that we argue occasionally, but it's never really anything major, and they're resolved pretty quickly.

if anyone wants to take one for the team and sit on my 3.5 incher i dont care what u look like u could be a 60 year old fat grandma

>Be alright looking
>a fucken NEET tho
>dont go outside to much unless im with my friends to only smoke/drink in the middle of nowhere
>to lazy to go outside alone and find a girl to fuck
>also have no idea where to find any anyways besides roaming on the public transit lol
till then...

>>727564936
What do you fap to?

>>727565752
Huh, seems like you're the token success story of the guys with very high standards crowd.

>>727547188
>Would you fuck her?
Of course I would.

>>727566212
I don't think of any specific thing during fappings, and these are too few and far between. And yes, haven't watched porn in months. It just doesn't interest me... to see those fake acting.

But I do crave intimacy and sometimes sex. Total confusion.

>>727549373
Inspirational

>>727566705
So you just fap to you fapping?
No imagined situations, no specific body parts?
Also homemade porn gets you around the fake acting.

>>727566316
I can't be the only one.

>>727546040
>She has to be biologically female

10/10 bait

>>727567154
No, I just like the feeling during fapping.
Well, in homemade porns, the poor lighting ruins everything. But yeah, you got a point.

>>727567580
Huh, mindfullness fapping....
Fapping for the sake of fap, I've never tried that. I always laid my fap thoughts down on the altar of imagination, I never thought of fapping to the feeling of a fap.

>>727548295
kek

>>727546040
You've got it the wrong way around, OP.

The impossibly high standards and shitty personality come first and the not laid comes after.

>>727546040
The reason the world is in the current state that it is is because too many people took what they could get.

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>>727546040
Probably because they believe that losing your virginity is the biggest event in your life ever.

When I lost it, it was incredibly disappointing. The girl I fucked was fine, but it was a realization of "that was it?"

>>727548047
>billions
Kek

>>727546267
It's because he's afraid of the pussy.
Also he'll realize that most 10/10 chicks are fucking shit in the sack and have zero personality. he'll eventually settle for a 7/10 after she sucks his cock for 45 minutes without complaining about her jaw being sore.

>>727567934
Well, you can try it sometimes. :)

>>727567934
Holy shit! You might just create a rip in the fabric of time with that one. Godspeed, anon

>>727569168
But yeah, you're definitely an odd duck compared to the majority of other people I've talked with.
You might some sort of outlier personality, you've never been attracted to anyone?

>>727569293
I'm kind of hoping it'll suck me through a wormhole to an alternate universe. But that is just my power fantasies talking, I've always been attracted to the idea of being some preordained hero, that unwittingly will have to save the day somewhere else.

>>727569400
Attracted (I guess it means both romantically and sexually) to anyone in real life? No, to none really. But I do like to spend time with some people.
And I got some petite crashes to some people's photos on the internet, if those count as "attractions".

My standards: i gotta be attracted to her (or him)
What translates to: has to be kinda cute, not morbidly obese and shorter than me (i'm 6'3)

>>727569868
What attracts you in the internet pictures?

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>>727547188
I could **love** her

**is something wrong with me?**

>>727563424
How do you even know they are virgins?

>>727568600
Maybe you gay

>>727570294
If you actually find something in her personality attractive, you'd end up with a chick who adores you. Your kids would be unfortunate though.

>>727546040
>She has to be biologically female

uhm?

>>727570639
Well I wouldn't mind if the dude looked like Chloe Salpa

>>727570530
No, it's the hype of losing your virginity being way too stupid high.

>>727570232
Umm, cuteness? Or my specific body type (slender). But some of those girls who fell for me were also slender. But I just didn't have any attraction to them.

>>727570382
Because they told me. And I don't know how they just get the impression that I'm a virgin. Then they try to impress me with that "hey I'm also a virgin" phrase.

>>727550259
Proof? Please call the women and ask, post results on vocaroo. ty shitbird

>>727546040
what the fuck you talking about motherfucker, at this point of my god damn life, a woman who loves me would be the best thing that could happen.

>>727571079
Huh, you actually sound predominantly asexual to me. Have you gotten yourself checked out by a doctor?

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>>727567369
At least someone gets it

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>>727570586
I could live with no kids

I mean, they're sitting at a computer. Chances are they too like vidya. Not to mention; cheating is very unlikely.

>>727546040
>She has to be biologically female

She literally has to

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>>727550354
>>727550679
>>727551106
>>727552327
>>727552485

>>727571534
Go find her mate, if she's not some british bloke in a wig, you might have a chance at happiness.

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>be 14
>lose virginity to qt3.14
>stay with her until 17
>Breaks up with me float between women for half a decade
>still in love with qt3.14
>Always tells me I have no chance but she still loves my because i was so close to her
>pretty just find girlfriends one after another and break their hearts trying to find the same feeling that I got from qt3.14
>don't lose your virginity to someone you arent going to spend the rest of your life with.
>feelsbadman.jpeg

>>727571302
Yes, I probably lean asexual. But I get sexual urges too (not everyday, but sometimes, just for an example, let's say I've seen the photo of a really cute and sexy Japanese cougar. Then I'd want to spend some intimate times with some Japanese cougars. But that kind of thought dies off pretty quickly- in a span of few hours or so)

This is where lines get tangled.

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>>727552485
FUCK

>>727571799
Sympathies, dear anon.

>>727571799
>>don't catch feels for someone you aren't going to spend the rest of your life with.

FTFY. You can fuck without catching feels you know.

>>727571302
And doctor? Yes. My hormone levels are kinda okay though. But I haven't consulted a psychiatrist/ psychologist yet.

>>727571884
Lol if I were an SJW, I'd claim that you are really trans asian and that you should move to japan to fuck cougars.
But really, to me it sounds like you are asexual with occasional bouts of hormones that makes you horny and crave company. Actually thinking about it, this might be a hormone imbalance in you.

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>>727571683
wish me luck mate, my quest begins now

>>727571799
Allow me to retort:
>be 15
>lose virginity to 6/10 I had no feelings for at all
>spend summer pounding it
>dump her when school starts
>spend next decade sleeping with a variety of better looking women before eventually marrying one
> still married 20 years later
>never think about or care about first chick
>don't lose your virginity to someone you're in love with, do it to get your rocks off

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>>727572154
Trans-Asian? Kek

>>727572150
And now reading this, I'd say go look for that psychiatrist/psychologist if this bothers you.
>>727572154
My last sentence here doesn't make sense with this new info.
>>727572222
Good luck anon and may your quads offer you strength.

>>727572390
Oh nice, you're airplane kin as well?
Perhaps you should date cesnas.

>>727546040
dude in the picture is based, unless there is some cancer I'm unaware of. Getting b& from MTG for triggering fatties. Worthy sacrifice.

>>727572074
I feel you, ive done it
but virginity was just different to me idk anon

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>>727546040
maybe thats why they stay virgin for their whole lifes

>>727572374
I see what you are saying, I fucked up

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>>727572430
Or could it be I'm getting subjected to peer-pressure in a subconscious manner?
Almost all of my friends have long-term girlfriends by now, several even got married/ are getting married.
Probably this is putting pressure in my mind.

>>727572537
I'm more into Cirrus and Falcon tri-engined ones. Can't afford any though.

>>727573574
I really don't know, a shrink could probably help you figure it out though.

>>727573806
I like how old fashioned biplanes look, I'm not really that knowledgeable about planes.

>>727573819
Hmm, but a good psychologist/ psychiatrist is a tough find.
Thanks a lot for all your inputs. I appreciate it a lot, dear anon.

>>727573924
Yes, biplanes do look nice and proportional. Kind of like dragonflies.

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>>727551218
But Aqua-sama is already real.
I don't need any of your other shitty goddesses.

>>727574031
Ask your personal doctor, they can give you a referral to a good shrink who specializes in sexuality. No problem anon, you're sufficiently odd for me to find you really interesting (that is a compliment when it come from me).
>>727574188
I'd love to see a plane built on the premise of a dragonfly, those fast flapping wings would sound awesome when on a larger scale.

>>727546040
Eat a cake or eat dog shit on the floor
No.
If I can't eat the cake I will have neither.
I'll simply consume the oats that sustain my body mass.

>>727546040

It's excuses to hide the fear of intimacy through a set of standards

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>>727546040

I'm a male virgin and I just never really got any luck with women, so I just gave up on it early on.

Personally, I don't have high standards, she doesn't even have to fit any too complicated criteria. If she is sweet, nice and we actually have an experience together I'd fuck her. But I doubt that will ever happen.

>>727574505
Thanks anon.

Hahaha, an aircraft that not only looks like a dragonfly but acts as one. Near impossible engineering challenge for even the most modern materials technology.

Probably in the future we will see some prototypes (although it is likely to be highly inefficient to fly fast in a straight line, but for tight maneuvers, it'll be spectacularly efficient)

https://phys.org/news/2014-11-secret-dragonflies-flight.html

>>727569136
That's probably true and I can't find anything wrong with it. It actually sounds perfect and healthy.

>>727575219
They have dragonfly planes in the Dune universe, I was really stoked about the idea when I read about it.

>>727575978
UK military is experimenting with the designs of some dragonfly-esque mini drones.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3734945/Now-bugged-Military-unveils-insect-sized-spy-drone-dragonfly-like-wings.html

>>727576496
That's also cool/scary, but I'd like to fly one big enough to carry humans.

>>727546040
i HAVE HIGH STANDARDS, BUT THE OTHER WAY AROUND.

lol caps. I am not attractive, and never have good skin, and have no social or other experience. Why get involved with anyone when as a person I can never measure up to them, the life they have/will live? Why, when they could do so much better so easily, and likely would the moment they figured out the type of person I am?

It's best for everyone if I just spend my life alone in my room.

>>727576734
A dragonfly-esque people mover is impossible to do with our current materials technology. Probably in the future- we can only dream.

>>727576826
But if they choose you, it isn't because you've tricked them, they might see something in you that you are unable to see.
>>727576973
I've had this dream for years now, hoping I live when it happens.

>>727574614
Nice extremes buddy.
it's more like eat a slice of cake that's fresh and moist or eat a cupcake that's sat out overnight and got hard.

>>727577165
Experience shows otherwise.

also, now I hate women because one of them threatened to file a false rape charge against me if I didn't give her $500.

I didn't do it thought because fuck extortion.