You are an addict. the first step is recognizing the problem

>>727545852
Homo

wow no

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Fuck you OP

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>>727546641
No fuck you

>>727545852
nope

>>727545852
Alright let's do this .

gagagagga

Sure

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>>727545852
YOU WILL NEVER CLEANSE MY ADDICTION

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How many days?

>>727548586
see >>727546753
And the fine print on >>727545852

>>727545852
rollerino

>>727549801
well then

Roll pls

sfüaiosgha

rollerino

I have a problem

>>727545852
rollin

>>727551525

I'll just start shooting random tips at you.
1. Delete/destroy your porn. All of it. Get rid of it, you don't need it anymore. If you primarily used internet for porn: Delete your accounts, delete your bookmarks, delete history, etc. Get porn the fuck out of your life.
2. Install NoScript and RequestPolicy add-ons for Firefox. These will block a ton of shit on every webpage you visit, so you have to manually enable the content on webpages to appear. It's good because, in the event that you zone out and open up a porn tab, the elements on the page will be blocked and you won't be seeing any NSFW content. Additionally, you can download uBlock Origin for firefox so you can target specific elements on pages that are NSFW (for example, the advertisements on NyaaTorrents).
3. Tough it out. Understand that there are going to be days, even whole weekends of irritating lethargy and general uncomfortableness. This is the pain of your brain neurons literally starving and dying. Wait it out, and it will get better.
4. Remove anything that would otherwise make fapping comfortable. For example, throwing out that bottle of lotion you've been using to fap with.
Those are the basics, but if you fap EIGHT FUCKING TIMES within 2 days, I think the following tips are best suited for you:
5. Fuck up your fap hand. Tear your fingernails out so that fapping becomes a painful ordeal. Drop a hammer on your thumb so you can't get a proper grip. Use your imagination.
6. If that's too hardcore, buy SweatBlock from Amazon and rub that shit into your palms. SweatBlock is an antiperspirant, and getting this shit on your hands will make them feel like they haven't had an inkling of moisture in months. It's not painful, it's just a really uncomfortable feeling in your hands. Believe me you won't want to fap if you do this.
7. rub Bengay on your balls next time you feel horny.

>>727552047
So no 4chan ?

>>727545852
I ain't scared!

>>727552383
you could but /b is though in the school vacations if you are not master of your domain.
>dont click on the porn threads and you will be okay.
>double chan is easier on the prostate, they ban porn of their /b

Who else 'no fap april' here?

Going for hard mode, last 2

Ok ez

>>727553605
School vacations ?

Ree

>>727552047
You've done more experimenting than I, maybe you should just try staying out of the house for a while. Keep yourself occupied with other stuff.

>>727554764
Spring break, brings all the kiddos out.
>the little horndogs are all fucked by all the porn
>they masturbate like 7 times aday destroying their minds because of all the zinc shortages.

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>>727554111
>>727555155
>>727555999

>>727555999
Shit, never thought of it that way.
Maybe its better to lay off /b/ untill springbreak is over. Just one more question, do you know when spring break is over ?

gonna fail

>>727545852
Call the cop, I dont give a fuck.

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>>727556373

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>>727545852

rolll

rull

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>>727556260
Idk im trying to be out of touch with the world,

Whatever I'll roll

everybody is just secretly rolling

nigger

>>727545852
Jesus christ; I haven't had any kind of sexual relationship in 15 years.
If I did nofap I'd be a serial killer.

>>727545852
time to die

Nig

>>727545852
Fack of

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>>727561008
You dont have any kind of relation ship because you have been fapping for the past 15 years.

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>>727545852

Letsdothis.mp3

Ok

>>727561209
kek; there's a huge host of reasons for it that have absolutely nothing to do with fapping.
Also, I don't understand this difference in things like zinc shortage/prostate cancer between fap & actual intercourse; why wouldn't sex be as harmful? It's the same exact processes involved, just lacking another person doing the milking.

ok

>>727545852
fu

rool

>>727545852
Fucking hell

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>>727561623
It is not the same thing.
>unless you have a really good wank like a creep or a public.
>you dont get the same hormonal release and your prostate stays active


http://www.nhs.uk/news/2009/01January/Pages/Masturbationprostatecancer.aspx

pls be short

>>727545852
f

>>727562547
Kind of seems like some creationism-esque pseudoscience to explain why it's bad; but if you're positive that having a sexual relationship with another person is an impossibility; isn't fapping better than no sex at all?

>>727545852
Let's rock and...

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>>727546753