Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>727523268
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Claimed
>>727532428
Y'all should hook up and just post as a couple from 1 computer
>>727532486
If you hit a moose head on at a high enough speed to kill the moose, your car will almost certainly be totaled.
I guess maybe if you have like a bar on the front designed for hitting things maybe you'd be fine idk
>>727531966
Never see them, so that's my best guess
>>727532152
"Crushed by a car"
I think you underestimate moose
meow
Mine
>>727532692
Nuh huh dear Alice, i saw a video where this car hit one and the moose got hit with such power that his horns detached from the skull u.u anyways, how are you? I thought about making you a visit, and so here i am ^.^
hello! i am watching stranger this right now its pretty hype!
>boop
>>727532650
Heh, if only it was that easy.
Still here
>>727533012
Nice Overwatch meme
>>727532926
Well, I've seen enough accidents involving moose. The car is generally destroyed, since moose can weigh like 1000lb average
I guess I'm okay. Taking the bus home so just trying to relax
>>727532926
Send that vid, I'm calling BS, that car would have been absolutely destroyed
>>727533012
Why wouldn't it be?
>>727533029
Wow I just got the joke
It took me so long
>>727533059
Does it really quality as an Overwatch meme?
>>727533012
you play overwatch too taiga2?
>>727533059
I have never player Overwatch
I tried to boop >>727532691 but I got the dumb todat
>>727533154
Nice lips, good for succs.
>>727533164
Probably, they really wanted to force it in the Sombra trailer
>>727533214
That's probably for the best
>>727533164
Dont worry. Its taken others way longer.
カラミチーマス
>>727533351
Ooh, that boop
I forgot about that one
Did the overwatch community really meme it that hard?
>>727533355
What's the record?
>>727533395
loli rem is best rem
>>727533214
>Boop
>>727533466
Don't think so, Blizzard tried to make it one, but nobody else did
>>727533606
blizzard is great at making great games but is also great at ruining the same games.
Claim
>>727533164
https://youtu.be/Xr9Swatg8pY I think it was this one.
>>727533161
I bet you can't wait to get home, did you just finish with school for today? Sorry to hear it, you probably do a lot of more hours there than me, glad you're still doing fine though, i wonder...have you been involved into an accident with one too perhaps?
>>727533606
Ah, that community is really lacking in the meme department, they need to step up their game.
The only real meme that's came out of there is "Heroes never die!"
>>727533701
Hey guys we've heard your feedback, so now Tracer is gay, Symmetra is autistic (despite appearing more to be OCD), and tune in next week for Zarya's secret! (Inb4 she's Muslim)
I mean, it was expected, they made a game with a low skill cap yet tried to force it as an eSport and they spend more time pandering to Reddit and Tumblr than balancing the game
>>727533164
I tried, every time, I got lashed out at.
If he didn't pretend to be me, and actually behaved, we could coexist.
>>727533351
Oh, is it that bad?
>>727533938
haha symetra is autistic?
>>727533880
Getting home will be nice. I kind of want to nap, but I'm really hungry too. I'll pick one or the other when I get there probably
I put in about 5 hours a day at school. Maybe more next week though
Not with a moose, but I have with sheets of ice flying off of someone's truck. Crushed the front of the car and collapsed the front portion of the roof of the car
>>727533938
Zarya is a dyke, they've already done a thing with her
>>727534031
According to Blizzard, yes
>>727533960
I still believe <3 Taiga x Taiga for best ship of 2017
>>727533880
Oh my, that looks painful for both involved parties.
>>727533938
There's also Pro Genji's
But that one was because of Dunkey
>>727533960
Hey, gotta have some sort of payoff for a five month ARG, right?
>>727534179
Saying that, my guess would be that you weren't here yesterday evening.
Don't believe we've spoken much before, you been around for long?
>>727533466
Months. Forgot who.
>>727534179
Nah, the moose just really wanted to become an astronaut and the kind driver tried to help launching it into the atmosphere u.u that's all.
>>727534116
So that explains why you don't have a car now...how did it go for you though? Were you fine when it happened? Hope you didn't end in the hospital due to the truck driver.
>>727534175
Oh, so what's next? Reaper was sexually abused as a child?
>>727534293
Is that it? There's gotta be something else...
>>727534301
I mean, I was here yesterday evening but only really reading replies to me because I was playing Dota
I've been here a few days in total, maybe 4? 5?
>>727534339
Jeez, and I thought I was dumb
>>727534480
I BELIEVE I CAN FLY
I BELIEVE I CAN TOUCH THE SKY
>>727534179
taiga2 is bad at me for i guess "cuking him" as he put it. Its fine just as lnog as he understands who is cucking who. ;)
>>727534610
forgot the imagine
>>727534549
Gremlin D.va and high noon probably count too
>>727534549
Yeah now a few anons have S on their mugs too.
>>727534784
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_Jg2MZexkA
>>727534293
>five month ARG
I'm sorry, I have no idea what that means, haven't been updated on blizzard at all in quite some time.
>>727534549
It got taken a bit too far for me to stay all friendly.
So I'll just keep doing what I was doing before he showed up.
Ahh cool, then I don't feel too terrible for not really knowing who you were, names are hard.
Welcome, hope you enjoy your stay.
Your waifu a cute.
>>727534886
It's high noon somewhere in the world
>>727534897
An ARG is a game outside of the game
They released encrypted stuff for people to decode then it turned into a timer that did nothing
Then they released the character it was based on
>>727533938
>they spend more time pandering to Reddit and Tumblr than balancing the game
I'm personally more triggered with clear hits not hitting (despite all the "favour the attacker" bullshit) and clear misses hitting.
Also clear hits dealing fraction of the damage.
>>727535101
Remember, hitscan need to be 100% precise to actually land
Projectiles are 10x larger than they look
>>727535096
That's pretty cool, the end result itself sounds a bit disappointing though.
>>727534897
ARG is an Alternate Reality Game, which is usually a collection of puzzles building a story and having an outcome of some kind.
Look up Marble Hornets for an example
>>727534610
... Well who is?
>>727534897
What happened? Now I wish I was paying attention :/
And yes, I plan to enjoy my stay <3
Your waifu also a cute
>>727534886
I saw one last night :P
>>727535101
Like I said, low skill cap, it's designed to be played on console so BS like that is expected
>>727534784
Yeah, but I can't respect High Noon as a Texan, because now if I say it people go LOL OVERWATCH XD and it makes me sad... I used to say it unironically, RIP high noon
>>727535213
actually, that's not entirely true. depending on your (or, rather, your enemy's) lag (or is it just pure fucking random? who knows!) it seems that hitboxes vary even for hitscan.
also head boxes seem to be larger sometimes.
then there are games where you're shooting through people.
>>727534480
I don't drive because I don't have a drivers license. I don't mind driving, I just never passed the test
It was funny really, there was an ambulance coming the other way a bit behind the truck, but no. No hospital time, just had to pull the glass out of people
The rear view mirror would have been bad if it had hit someone though
>>727535364
It would've been cool if it didn't last far longer than it should've
>>727535501
https://youtu.be/hqCbx5LQIlw
:(
>>727535527
But projectiles can completely miss and still hit, such is Blizzard's amazing "balance"
>We can't expect players to actually learn to lead, so give them hits they don't deserve
>>727534610
im cucking taiga 2 lul.
>>727535554
i was really afraid to get my lsiense but i got it at 18 and its really helpful to be able to drive places for food etc.
>>727535464
Thanks.
Slightly familiar with Marble Hornets from before, but never realized there was an abbreviation for it.
>>727535501
It got pretty toxic.
If you want to know more, I can't help you.
You will have to as someone unbiased.
Never caught your name, what do you go by?
>>727535711
5 months does sounds slightly excessive for a character reveal.
Did they have a steady stream of hints during that time, or did they drop them very slowly?
>>727535747
Evening Junko
>>727535554
Hm...wait, let's see if i got it right, so you had to treat these people's wounds by removing the glass? Did you take first aid lessons or something? If so you're a real life-safer~
>>727534549
Do you wanna experience it too perhaps? :3
>>727536077
They dropped new ones whenever the previous one was figured out
Then there was a countdown timer that lasted over a month, if i'm remembering right
And no, there was no reveal at the end of the timer, that came a bit later
>>727535719
It's helpful. I'm just autistic
>>727536101
No. The paramedics had to pull glass out of my face and my mother's. We were in the front seat
>>727535711
Lol :3
So, you play a lot of Overwatch?
>>727536101
What is "it"?
>>727536077
Waifu is Michiru Matsushima
Name is Morgan
Pleasure to make your acquaintance
What do you guys think of my photography?
>>727536186
At least they did that, and not one every month or something.
A month long timer to nothing, that's like getting empty boxes for Christmas...
>>727536263
Alright, cool.
I'll try to not get it wrong too many times.
>>727536263
I used to play it, but it got stale and they don't add stuff often
>>727536593
I don't think they had any plans for it to begin with
Or they thought they were so clever that people wouldn't decode everything within a day
>>727536235
Jesus christ, and having people pulling out glass shards from your face was fun for you? Luckily enough you're still alive ^.^ did your eyes get damaged from that incident?
>>727536263
Taking the flight, what else? Silly, it revolves getting hit and lifting off as the moose did though u.u
>>727536752
Yeah... with a community that big, someone is bound to find it out rather quickly.
I guess they underestimated the community and dropped the first hints a few months too early.
Would have been cool if they had the hints lined up, the character got released as soon as someone cracked it.
>>727536961
I wouldn't say it was fun, it was quite unpleasant actually.
Nope, no eye damage. I was wearing sun glasses because sun on snow is like staring at a light
I'm going to nap now. I'll talk to you later ^^
>stick around!
>Cockona
good morning I love you all <3 <3 <3
>>727537268
Morning love anon,slept well?
>>727537110
Then she'd be out a week after the first additional character
>>727537268
Hello Codo <3
>>727536593
Feel free to add me on Discord and/or Steam
Morgan#7988
http://steamcommunity.com/id/MorganIsCute
>>727536752
I played it shortly, then went back to CS
OW just couldn't stack up to TF2 in my mind
>>727536961
Ok, where do I stand?
>>727537221
Cockona?
>>727537387
well enough! I'm tired but that's okay <3 how are you?
>>727537454
I don't know who codo is ;~;
Short break
>>727537543
It's an /a/ meme
>>727537625
How's it been so far?
>>727537617
It's you ofc!
http://lyricstranslate.com/de/codo-duese-im-sauseschritt-codo-pelt-dash-speed.html
>>727537666
Tiresome. Just got a cup of coffee to feel revitalized.
>>727537625
hello mister Maru! how are the papers today?
>>727537674
a-ah... that's a nice song!
>>727537221
Moog
>>727537906
Well you bring the love with you to this place of hatred so ofc you are Codo
>>727537789
I'd die without coffee
(But luckily for me I live within spittin' distance of a coffee shop, I can walk there in 2-3 minutes :P)
>>727537906
Hey there, Love-bot. Papers are just fine, starting to be less piles and more organized.
>>727538017
The joys of working in an office, coffee on tap (figuratively)
>>727537991
yes ma'am! I'll accept that name as well <3
>>727538102
that's good! I'm glad it's going well.
>>727537543
>>727537666
Papicunt
>>727537935
Rengay
Sorry for slow replies, was making a cup of coffee.
>>727537443
If they waited till around the time they wanted her to be released, that wouldn't be a big problem I guess.
Then people wouldn't feel cheated at least.
>>727537488
I'll throw you a friend request at discord in a second.
>>727537617
Good that you're not terrible at least!
Will you have time to relax over the weekend?
I guess well enough is a good way to describe how I feel too.
>>727537789
Coffee break best break!
Hope you do well.
>>727538017
Why don't you just make coffee?
>>727538526
that's okay, you're allowed to take your time replaying <3
I should have some time this weekend, yes! but I need to find something fun for tomorrow to do to these threads!
>>727538190
What's going on with you, then?
>>727538526
Coffee a best.
Also, hi Taiga
>>727538763
I'm doing okay! I need to find food at some point today though
>>727538526
Very very nice image
>>727538228
:o
>>727533759
Claimed -_-
>>727539363
-_-
>>727539127
That would be a good idea.
>>727538534
>something fun for tomorrow to do to these threads
I don't know how I should feel about this.
Knowing you it probably won't be something terrible, but still a bit spooked.
>>727538763
Hi.
She's got a cute bear hat!
>>727539363
Hai Renge
I agree, sadly I haven't found any others like it.
>>727539366
Get a room -_-
Claiming best girl
>>727539647
I'm sorry, wut?
>>727539610
yes sir! food time it is.
>>727539828
the reply was meant for me, miss Taiga clicked wrong!
>>727539647
it's april fooooool's though, it's gonna be great!
>>727539813
hello hello Saya! are you well?
>>727539555
Checked friend
>>727539647
Tragic
Sadly I couldn't find my waifu in any kind of outfit like that even if I wanted to
I need more art
>>727539813
>
>>727539828
Weow, I'm doing all sorts of derps today.
Sorry, that was supposed to go to love anon.
>>727539911
I had totally forgotten.
I'm usually not too gullible, but if it was something slightly plausible, I'd bite.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-7vsdh6dUk
>>727539911
Hai anon. So-so I guess.
>>727540110
>
>>727538534
Because this shop does it better :3
>>727538526
Ok!
Also, apologies for disappearing, I had to do something..
>>727540428
just so-so?
>>727540526
You don't drink coffee darker than an African warlord?
>>727540612
No, I usually just get an espresso / cappuccino, I'll only drink straight black coffee if no better coffee is around (which never happens at a coffee shop)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fpk_HhEdDO
>>727540609
Just so-so.
>>727539647
Lain is just cute all around. Everything about her exudes cuteness
>>727539911
Enjoy your meal.
>>727540990
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fl-JVrvNHag
>>727540990
Lain is a bit too on the quiet side for me tho
>>727540828
What, are you a fucking pussy?
>>727541235
I guess :P
>>727540428
Got any recommended games that are on the Steam Weebend sale?!
>>727540990
She is, but but but!
Onesies are so comfy!
>>727541121
I'm saddened by knowing that she has in any way been associated to that terrible song.
>>727541135
There's certainly an appeal to an energetic girl, no denying that. I'm just too much of a polar opposite to that, and wouldn't be able to have the energy or patience for it.
Reeeeeee
>reeeeeeee
>>727541564
If that's so true, though, why don't I own any onesies?
They're better suited on cute waifus, anyway.
>>727541603
>boop
>>727541686
It's on cute waifus I mean.
I do think a onesie would be comfy to wear too though...
Reeeeee get off /b/ weebs
>>727541601
Hey, there's nothing wrong with someone quiet either :3
I'm married to a drawing
Mr. Krabs is my waifu
I'm dating a pillow
When someone says they are attracted to human beings
Help
>>727541340
City folk with their overpriced watered down coffee
List of every girl fucked by waifu claimers
ah! thank you for bumping the thread <3 you're very helpful, sir!
>>727542186
Damage control in its finest form
>inb4 he replies, only causing further damage control
My wife is made of pixels on my computer screen
>>727542268
damage control for what, mister Anon?
"This is anon's room, as you can see he's a big fan of Japanese culture. He's been putting in lots of job applications, fingers crossed!"
>>727542140
^^
Where you at?
>>727542153
You forgot the ones who are girls and masturbate
>>727541794
You saying that you have a onesie somewhere in your wardrobe?
Taiga, where is your onesie?
>>727541814
Most definitely nothing wrong.
Post YFW these threads are generals and defy the rules of /b/. Post your face when there is an entire board for this cancer known as /a/utism
>>727542497
The middle of nowhere
>>727541601
The song may be terrible, but that cover is actually good.
>>727541564
Recettear, Metal Slug 3
>>727542626
You know just about every thread on /b/ has a board for that subject
Post your facial expression upon the realitization that these threads are created one after another immediately after the previous one 404's, directly conflicting with the policy of the entire board
>>727542535
I... I don't have one.
I really do want one though, not sure what kind.
>>727542749
>Recettear
Already crossed my mind, but I've seen a lets play of it, so not sure if I'll manage to play through it.
Metal Slugh might be something I want though.
Thanks.
>>727542805
So where exactly does it say that?
>>727542749
The only relevant Friday cover is the one by "Bob Dylan".
Anything else is subpar.
>>727542918
This is where being shorter probably gives an advantage. Being an average sized male in a onesie would look off.
>>727542699
What State?
>>727542535
Agreed. But let's be real the best stealth waifu is Nyx Assassin
>>727543025
Did you even watch that vid?
>>727542918
There's a bundle on sale too.
Select an image that best encapsulates your emotional response upon understand that these temporary web addresses are produced perpetually by unhygenic admirers of Japanese culture and efeminite males who have retained their sexual innocence thougout adulthood around the entire planet of earth in different time zones
>>727543188
Bestmomma would like to have a word.
>>727543195
The one that you posted, or the one I mentioned?
In any case, yes to both counts.
>>727543025
I'm a bit over 6ft, rip.
Nothing wrong with looking "a bit off" though.
>>727543195
To be honest I really shouldn't be buying anything.
Must... resists... buying...
>>727543188
>Implying I'm in the US
I am, but still...
>>727543443
Where at in the US pussyboy?
Who trying to fight
>>727543391
damn, rip u.
I'm just barely 5'11" on a good day. Maybe I'm better suited to a onesie than you, then.
Time to start looking for a comfy one I suppose.
>>727543387
Now I'll know your taste is subpar.
>>727543391
The bundle is only 4,50€ more expensive than just Metal Slug 3. There's also PacaPlus which is on -25% sale
>>727543387
Ok, I'll be the messenger, Nyx says:
NYX NYX NYX NYX NYX NYX NYX
>>727543443
I already knew you were US silly :P
What state?
Honest question: what's the point in being a weeb?
I have black friends that watch dragon ball Z and they act kinda nerdy about it some times but it isn't cringey. This shit is very cringey though.
>>727544182
Most anime is better than the crap on HBO
>>727544182
>black friends
>>727543835
Not saying
>>727544182
>I don't like something so nobody should
>>727544286
Hi sono.
>>727544286
>>727544577
Which Kuroki are you?
>>727544334
And why not? I promise I won't rape you
>>727544953
The one that likes Rea. My sleep schedule is a bit fucked.
>>727545164
What's the matter?
>>727545094
Ah maybe you'll start sleeping at a normal time again~ And why do you like Rea?
>>727545059
My uncle told me that too
I haven't seen him in a few years...
>>727545220
N-nothing..
>>727545247
Come on, spit it out
>>727545317
Okay let's go >>>/trash/8478375
>>727545239
Probably not. Why wouldnt I?
Tomo
>>727544286
Man, this has to be a joke. The Sopranos ALONE shits one every piece of art that ever came out of japan
>>727544309
What about them?