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had a slut work at the butchery as a cashier, she would let the guts touch her ass and tits occasionally, told her to send tit pics, later that arvo she supplied.. picked her up and dry humped her in the coolroom against the wall a few times and felt her up but never actually fucked her cos she a gronky slut

Everyone has probably gave their boss oral for a raise or paid long weekend off.

>be me
>be lab assitant at school, along with a fellow student
>coworker is a known slut
>hits on me sometimes
>one day, she provocatively plays with some of the larger test tubes
>give her a weird look
>tell the dumb whore to go make me a couple of standard solutions
And basically that's the closest I've come

>>727519889
Fucked my significantly older ex-boss some years after I had worked for her after stumbling past her profile on a dating app and got flirting with her.

Best god-damn sex I ever had in my life. 5 times that night and again in the morning before she left. My nuts were flat as a plate of piss by the time she left and I giggled for a week.

Blowjobs multiple times from coworker. The first time it was actually her and her friend. After work we were hanging in the parking lot and i was feeling their tits for a long ass time then told them it was their turn so they started rubbing and sucking my cock together. Also have made out with my boss from that job. We still send sexual snapchats and shit but no more has physically happened yet.

started working at a kino. first day hooked up with asst manager. started seeing each other and about a month later she wants to have a three way with the other asst manager. she's new as well but she's a little more reluctant. apparently she talked it over and got her on board. she was shy af and she didn't really know what to do. we all made out with each other in a theater and just as I was about to start stripping her our GM walks in on all three of us. my "gf" taking her pants off and the other girl on top of me. they were both shitting themselves aFraid what might happen but my GM literally gave me daps and congratulated me. I did a few laps around the theater room in victory as my other two asst managers are embarrassed af. we tried to hook up on more time but no penetration happened. I still made her orgasm through her pants though. my gf ended up getting kinda jealous which was dumb because it was her idea. eventually I got myself tested and found out I've had HPV for a bit and I boned my asst manager with out a condom. she told me she got her shots but she was afraid and this put a strain on the relationship. stopped having sex and a month then kinda just stoped seeing each other. worst part is she recently told me she found out she had herpes. she told me she thought it was from me because she only slept with one guy after she stoped talking to me and of course it was unprotected. I may have not noticed the HPV but I certainly never had herpes. I got tested for everything when I found out about the HPV. I know there's such things as false positives but I'm sure I would've noticed somwthing. or the test would've told me I had it. I'm gonna get tested again but it sucks thinking you're tainted meat. in the end she couldve already had herpes when i met her and she didn't know. it's sad because I wanted to hook up with this other girl from work but I can't until I know for sure. I wish the other asst manager liked me. the one I made orgasm. shes gorgeous

Used to work in retail. Boss' sister works w me. Shes 20 yrs older and both have mouths of sailors
>she always days filthy stuff
>one day I call her on her deepthroating ability (since that was the topic of the day)
>shes deepthroating my 5.75 in dick
>am upset because shes older and not really at all pretty
>but she's slurping like a champ
>slide it in her and shes incredibly tight for how old she is

Do I cont?

>>727521741
Please do

Let's see: bouncer at a few strip clubs. Not often, but did bag a couple of dancers here and there. Had a gf who went to work at the club where I worked after I started there. Had a few threesomes and a foursome with some of her dancer friends. Managed a few branches of a full service restaurant chain. Bagged a co-worker before I made management, a few servers after I made management, and a store manager after I became district manager. Another threesome with ex wife and one of our co-workers. Series of threesomes (still ongoing) with my now wife and a server at the club where we both worked. None of us work together anymore, but... and another threesome with one of my coworkers and my wife. Also got to watch my wife fuck the hell out of her a few months before the threesome.

>>727519889
I work in software development, so no

Worked in a small ass company, basically family business with 90% of the company are relatives. Would tell if it wasn't incest.

>>727522119
Damn, pimping ain't easy, amirite?

>>727521741
>>727521832
>She is short. Like 5'0
>I guess her SO doesnt fuck her rough
>I have no problem pulling on her hair and smacking her ass
>she cums fast pretty much every time because I'm pulling on her hair very hard while fucking her to completion
>after the first time, she would randomly ask me to help her open even though she could handle it herself. She just wanted to fuck.
>she still does want to fuck.
>random snap messages that always have a sexual connotation.

Thinking of fucking her again because she kept it all quiet
Hmm

Hot ass Asian girl at work drunk texted me one night. Said she was into me. I was like "fuck it it's 3am, but I'm awake so let's hang out". Drove to her place, fucked like rabbits. Went to work together next morning. Nobody noticed.
Kept fucking, then dating. Dated for almost 2 years, in love, lots of future plans. Then things fall apart. Break up. Professional at work, but don't communicate otherwise. She has a baby almost 9 months to the day that we split. It's her ex's, not mine. Feels bad, man. But that's just life.

>>727522245
Share, share...

> work in an Italian Restaurant
> everyone flirts during the shifts
> car breaks down
> catch a ride in
> have no ride out
> one of the girls offers me a ride home
> pulls into a dark parking lot
> out of the blue, she says 'Can I suck your dick?'
> stunned, I'm like sure
> end up fucking her in her car
> one of the hottest things ever was when she looked at me and said 'I'm on the pill. You can cum in me. I'd love for your cum to fill my pussy.'
> drops me off at my girlfriend's house
> fucked her a couple of times after that

>>727522341
Those types almost always discreet, because they know they have a good thing with you. Someone who they can explore their rough kink needs with and doesn't judge them. No strings attached fantasy provider.

>>727522380
I've never done a Asian. All I hear are good things. I may have to experience one before I'm old and my dick don't work anymore.

Hired a cute girl at my store, 1st day it's just us two working and she says "do you ever just crave affection?" To which I replied "sometimes". So we went in the back room and I started making out with her and then my hand went down her pants I I fingered her in the back room with customers in the store. She wasn't the quietest.

>>727519889
I was with a coworker for a few months while cheating on my wife. It went about as well as you can imagine.

>>727519889
Came a few times in a co-worker mug without her noticing, does it count?

>>727522681
Hmm
Makes complete sense
She told me shes never cheated in 15 years but she did about 18 years ago
I made her cum twice most of the time and she said her husbands dick was bigger but he insists on being gentle when she just wants to be split in half like a log.
Good point
But then she gets super clingy and texts me allll day and thats a bit much and hard to hide from my old lady ha

>>727519889
When I was in nursing school there was a dorm that was exactly in the same building as the school. I got a girlfriend that lived just a few floors above the school. We used to bang when we had lunch break and come down afterwards. People who lived in the dorm told me that you could hear people fucking in the house almost every night.

Yeah that chick was really into all sorts of stuff. I fisted her, she pegged me, we had outdoor anal, it was quite nice.

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>>727519889
>milf supervisor has huge crush on me
>waits until the parking lot is clear and I'm the last one out
>drives up
>"hey, so you wanna grab that drink?"

so began a year of free milf pussy. she actually broke it off a couple weeks ago because she started feeling guilty about cucking her husband and family for some reason. fucking sluts man LOL. never trust your girl at work, boys. maybe even period.

>>727523207
thinly veiled cuck post

> Be owner of company
> 5 workers all women
> Have had sex with 3 of them
> Make sure to have messages where they say flirty stuff and not be too flirty myself.
> Haven't been sued yet!

>>727523118
Same. I fucked this lady I worked with quite often
She was married but her husband traveled a lot for his job in some conputer field
She would always find her way to my location to "Audit" my shelves
Would fuck her in the office or wherever she bent over and slid down her pants
Good times

>>727523258
>thinly veiled cuck post
Not thinly veiled at all. But it is a co-worker story, as requested

>>727523118
AWALT fam

>be me
>helping receptionist move heavy boxes in filing room
>get to talking
>turns out she is a maniac outside of work
>keep egging her on to tell me more stories
>her husband is a bitch and she cheats on him all the time
>shes on her knees sucking my cock within 5 minutes of this revelation
>it turns into a regular thing
>going balls deep in her almost every day
>end up talking about it with coworker
>he cracks up because another guy we work with was bitching that she cut him off
>realize she has fucked so many guys at work
>ride that train as long as possible

>>727523420
I don't think so. Their marriage was failing, she said they hadn't had sex in like a year. so you know. i did the honors

What's the best way to be sure a coworker is clean of STI before fugging tho ? I don't want no cancer on my dick

>>727520454
Jobless NEET spotted

>>727520051
Hahaha I literally just finished watching this episode

>>727523276
I do this. I own an ice cream store in a summer town. Its a constant influx of hot ass, and if they dont play along, there are 20 other girls who want the job.

>>727523645
Condom? And don't eat the pussy if it looks and smells foul.

Hey anyone here got tips on getting weekend work?

>>727521697

A few days after the fist time I had sex with my girlfriend, she tells me me she might have herpes (I wore condom so didnt really worry but still). Now it wasn't me since I was a kissless virgin. She made an appointment to get checked, but by that time the blisters where gone and she was told there was nothing they could do to check if it was herpes without. They never came back. We think it was just a reaction to sex (she wasnt a virgin, but hadnt had sex in a long while). Also, you can have herpes with it nerver showing up. Or only showing up after particular circumstances, like sex.

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>>727519889
>Work at deli with little Italian slut for 4 years
>we both have bf/gf
>Get drunk at work with her all the time
>Seduce and fuck her in storage closet and becomes a regular thing
>Introduce her to oxys
>Destroy our relationships and move in together and start dealing drugs
>We both go to jail and lose everything
>Best puss of my life tho

>>727523915
LTL freight. the job sucks huge horse cock but pays pretty well. 12-15/hr part time

>>727523967
that's balls. fml now I'll never have a real relationship again

> Be me
> Be 19
> Few day ago
>I ask girl at work if she'd like to see a movie
>she says it takes guts to ask someone from work
>she says yes
>We agree on Saturday
>She gets out of work early in the week
>Tells me to come over and we can put on a movie at her place
>o_shit_imma_virgin.jpg
>Buy condoms
>Drive at 10pm to meet up at her apartment
>She's 21
>We get inside
>She keeps rubbing up against me
>grow_erect.cpp
>We put on shitty horror movie
>We kiss and cuddle and shit
>I make her laugh throughout the movie becauzs it's just that bad
>Movie finishes
>She asks me to stay the night and keep her company
>fuck_I_have_class_in_the_morning.png
>Told her I can keep her company Saturday
>I kiss her
>I go home and she texts me
>Says she had a great time and is excited for the weekend
>I am too
>She asks if I was religious or care about sex until marriage
>gimme the sex
>She says she doesn't want to wait either
>I tell her I'm the no fuck virgin
>She says she'll make my first time special

I can't wait until tomorrow anons

>>727524067
Thanks, how would you go about applying for shit like that?

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>be me
>fresh out of college
>get first real job
>job is actually bad ass because I fly around the country every week and work on computers
>quickly develop crush on receptionist
>christine
>ask her if she wants to have a drink sometime
>"omg yes Anon"
>we fuck
>alot
>under the noses of our uber-christian ass bosses
>quit job for better pay elsewhere
>fucking christine ceases

damn that bitch could guzzle cum

>>727524114
Congrats, make sure your dick is clean and don't try doing anything weird

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>>727520877
for science!

>>727523915
Warehouse job or pizza delivery. Those type of jobs hire often. And even though they prefer experience, they take almost anyone as long as no criminal record.

>>727524114
shave your everything, she'll appreciate it

>>727524154
go down there and apply. some are online. Saia, Holland, Estes Express, Old Dominion, R+L Carriers, Averitt Express, they all do the same shit. It's loading and unloading trucks with forklifts...or by hand. freight bidness. don't get caught up in it though..

>>727524114
Congrats anon. Trim or shave your pubes. Smart move telling her. Let her take care of you and enjoy.

>>727523783
Exactamundo. The youngest piece of ass I fucked was 16.

>>727524499
It's a well kept secret if you're looking for a career and have zero experience and don't want to go to school. Top pay at these places is $23.50 - $25.00 after 3 years of full-time. At least in the southeast. It's really hard work though and the companies are all run by huge huge assholes.

>>727524290
>>727524493
>>727524557
Thanks anons. I shaved before going the first time and doubled up on showering and mouth wash and shit. I'll do the same thing for Saturday

>>727524382
Yeah no criminal record just want some income whilst I finish college, but thanks this week I'm gonna go to a few places and ask around

>>727524692
Just looking for part time thank fuck, I know some people in freight and they're by far the crankiest pricks I've ever met

>Working in video store with hot blonde crazy chick
>her shift, I am visiting
>She flirts lightly, I tell her she can send me home, or I am going to lock up the store and fuck her when the customers clear
>Make sign that says 'back in 5 minutes'
>Bless her mad heart, she puts a 1 in front of the 5
>Fucked her standing up, in the European Porn section, among the fistings and anal VHS covers
I haven't thought about that in years. Thanks for the OP, faggot

>>727524499
Sure thing I'm gonna go and look around for stuff this week, I'll stop by a few depots

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph57a1422584f16

>>727524114
good shit boi! she seems extremely into you! hope it all works out bro

>>727520087
Learn how to type proper English you fucking dumb ape.

>>727524696
Also don't jerk off before hand, give yourself a few days, trust me

>>727524696
Also if you're gonna eat her pussy just keep your mouth on the clit and use your fingers, rub the g spot and repeat

>>727521697
A person could have herpes/std for months, like up to 6 months and not know it. She could have shared blood or even spit and gotten it.

Be 24, asst. manager at mall store in a small town with a religious college. Constant stream of repressed religious girls away from home for first time. Would wait till closing and slip up behind them straightening shelves. Three things would happen; they would freak, would back back off claim misunderstanding; they would be into it, no pussy like a freak religious pussy; they would freeze, sweetest. One girl I felt up for weeks before getting in the back room. She cried the whole time.

>>727524114
Well done. Tell her you think of marrying her when you come 20 seconds in and then shame her into having no work ethic for fucking a co-worker. They get off on that shit.

camping with coworkers in large tent to attend a mega event type concert lasting two days. after and before we all have been sleeping together in one large tent, but separately in sleeping bags. is april yet. is cold.

I cannot sleep much and wake up early after concert and find busty coworker facing me in large zipper type sleeping bag for two people for cold weather. I unzip more and fondle boobies. she never wakes. i say wake up several times. fondle more. we are at stage of enthusiam and infatuation of flirting where she invites me with teases despite me having wife. wife is want to kill me already from just rumours. i go to concert because is innocent fun of 10 people chaperone, so i go. She is not waking. i get up and put my sleeping bag in Lada (is car). I then ask busty flirting if she is awake yet,
No she says. You forgot to meet me. I say i dont know what she says. She says she ask me in concert to leave early for sex in tent. Onoes!!! i say are you awake now? No she says is tired but come inside bag. Do it in bottom and quickly to be quiet. I climb in and before starting she is of sleep. I pop in with pussy wetness start and then start on ass. The scent is remind me of young girl not old babushka with turnip of many diet. This fresh busty said anal and quick but is asleep. So i decide to finish. She is still tight but not impossible. I finish. 4am she is climbing out, i wake and ask is ok- she say is coming back be quiet. She comes back and we go to Lada. She had my keys and screwdriver and had start of Lada already for heat. You are clever girl. She says i am stupid for not seeing this of sooner. I fuck her in Lada with one door open for legroom after taking out baby seat. Wife later asks if concert was good- did i see All of it. Yes all, i only pee when acts had change. No sex when others have liable for you? you didnt fuck that young pussy?
no i said all with true face
i cannot lie, wife sees lies on my face every time.
ok good. you are good father

I own a company with my girl so pretty much every day

Story 1/3

>Be me, just turned 18
>Work at fast food place
>Always flirt with this 26yo slut bag
>Idk why but I fucking love sluts
>She'd dress so skanky, wear glitter makeup and shit. Basically looked like a stripper
>We texted for a while
>I had a minivan at the time (only car I could get)
>Take her to secluded place next to a river
>Fuck for what seems like hours
>She's so loose and I can never cum with condoms
>She tells me to just take it off
>I raw dog her and cum deep in her pussy
>Told me she wasn't on birth control
>Made it that much hotter
>Thank god she didn't get pregnant
>This went on for about a month and a half

Would have been the best sex I've ever had if I could feel it lmao.

This was last year. She was 47 I was 22. I first noticed her staring at me from across the office. I was then moved next to her where we began conversing. My mates were telling me to go for it and one day we were texting and it got heated. I went to hers one night and fucked her. Did it a few times a week for a few months. My girlfriend almost found out so I cut it off. But she was awesome. Very slim, looked good for her age. Had a thing for younger guys on the chubbier side. Win for me

>>727519889
>Im sitting a meeting room
>mature MGMT woman i work with with dark hair, eyes, skin(she looks jewish or something) comes in and sits next to me
>whole meeting is givng me the look and literally winking at me
>keeps "teasing me" because i'm young
>i accidentally put my water bottle on my lap, making it look like an erection
>I notice out the corner of my eye, she looks over, looks down at the bottle for a second then smiles, so I glance over to look at her
>he winks and then starts staring at my bottle on my lap for a while
>i leave it there and start getting hard as fuck
>she faces back up front and then slightly leans toward me, looking back at me every once and a while with this huge mischievous look/smile.
>I start blushing and acting shy, but smile back(its starting to make me nervous)


>meeting ends
>begin walking back to our offices and then she tells me to come see her in hers
>start getting hard as fuck again
>she closes and locks her office door and then puts her hand on my cock through my pants and starts rubbing up and down
>she is still teasing me verbally about being young and needed to "do better to be perfect" etc
>she tells me to pull out my now hard af cock and take a seat
>she pulls up her skirt and pulls her panties away then sits on my cock
>fucking amazingg pussy feeling
>she then puts her hands on m shoulders, "holding me down", then starts grinding
>she wont stop looking into my eyes, making this proud/arrogant face while still giving me the usual "teasing"(I play back a little but I still cant keep up with her yet)
>we fuck like this for like 10 minutes, thats it
>i cum like fuckingggg crazy
>she puts her painties over her pussy and leaves my cum inside her(shes too old to get pregnant anyway), then goes back to her desk chair and sits down without cleaning up and then tells me to go get back to work
>before I leave she tells me I'm her boy toy(Im the only guy)

Now she slaps my ass everyday lol

>>727519889
I work in low budget porn. The other day I was fucking a cute young blond girl for about six hours. We talked before the shoot for a while and we seemed to hit it off. Later I asked for her number, mentioning that I'd like to have dinner with her sometime. She said she doesn't like to date people she works with. We're not shooting any other scenes, and in all likelihood I'll never work with her again. Fuck me, right?

>>727526036
I should also add that before this happened, she was alllwayyys "teasing", so I thought that was just how her character was

>>727524938
Would anyone here offer your wife/gf to your boss like this for a raise or promotion?

>>727524114
>skipping on your first time because of class in the morning.

This is why you're a virgin
but grats tho

>>727526134
Got a camera? Tell her you have wanted to do a personal amateur project and if she would like to be your partner. Might cost you money. I dunno, maybe a shit idea. I have no idea how porn actors/actresses mingle lol.

2/3

>FF about 4 months
>Some blonde bimbo who's 17 works there now
>She is STUUUUUUPID
>My boss convinces her to flash us
>I talk her into going into the bathroom with me and letting me finger her
>That's about it for her, sucks because she was cute

Fucked a Jehovas Witness in the office disabled bogs after the office work party. We'd been flirting on and off for months so after a couple of glasses of alcohol and inhibitions reduced we headed for the nearest empty room to fuck.

Worst fuck of my life.

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=326256644

>>727526309
Nigga, I pay out of pocket for college and I'm close to getting my Bachelors.

Thanks for the grats fam, but I don't want that pussy costing me ~$3,000

>>727526648
Well put it this way, my first time i didn't cum at all, don't want you to be disappointed but it takes a couple goes to fully appreciate how good pussy feels. I'm not saying go in with blue balls just probably ease off the day before

>be me at fast food
>be there for 2 months
>see 10/10 cutie
>willbemine
>talk a couple weeks then asks to come drink
>fastfw to party
>both fucked up and make out on couch
>carry up to bed a tears off clothes
>panties reveal 10/10 pussy
>small lips, slightly open, moistened, small patch of hair
>instant diamonds
>8/10 tits perfect nips
>rubs dick all around pussy then force inside
>tight pussy = best pussy
>moans loud and locks lips
>continue to fuck until I cum
>inb4 5 seconds later
>still making out and cum deep inside
>wake up next to girl every morning and fuck
>still no ugly mini me

>>727526715
Experimentation is key, but trust me the clit is the most important part. Definitely move around and be somewhat creative but really focus on the clit. And don't do that shit in porn where they using the end of their tongue, really get up close man

>>727526993
u can get lots of hooker pussy for 3k

>>727524692

That's less than my starting hourly and I only have a two-year degree....

>>727526648
The loaded gun theory doesn't apply the first time. A lot of guys so nervous first time they last a long time. You will either pop quick or last long first time regardless if you jerk off first. I smoked a joint before my first time and I lasted forever.

>>727522205
So do i.

Coworker wanted help with her personal computer.
Went to her place.
Fixed her computer.
We start bullshitting
Crown and coke
She gets all flirty
I have gf so i want to pass
Go to leave
She gets on knees and blows me
End up fucking her on her couch
Gf being distant so idgaf
Swing by every week and get a piece
She starts wanting more
Im just getting some strange
Break it off

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>>727527289
i always last longer on the reefer


i also enjoy viagra

>>727527304
Use the fuckin
>Symbol to greentext

>>727522205
what do you mean? not much girls? or theyre all feminists?

>>727527289
I'd say most people last long, every friend I've known lasted stupid long. I lasted like a fuckin hour, then did it again in the morning and went for fifteen minutes, go fuckin figure

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i always get real nervous with a girl the first time. the second time you can call me casanova. its weird

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>store manager at Barnhills
>short chubby married slut comes in for job, meh 6/10
>hire her and come on to her in the first couple weeks slowly
>got her staying after close chatting finally just grab and kiss her
>take her back into restaraunt and into office, turn off sec cam
>kiss and grope each other, suck on those milf hangers
>sit back in office chair and let her slide down on my cock
>get tired of her bouncing on mah dick and push her down on desk
>pound that married lil slut pussy til I cum
>aight time to go, see u tomorrow
>next day she tells me she was so horny she fucked her hub with my cum still lubing her cunt
>keep this up for the rest of the time she worked there
>eventually she told hubby and he wanted to join in after he got over it
>idontswingthatway.jpg
>she starts getting crazy and wanting to leave him for me
>I'm outta here and move on to new job
pic related

>>727527549
I think it depends on past sexual experience. If you are use to blowjobs, first time in pussy shouldn't overwhelm. But if going from kissing to getting his dick wet, he probably busts quick. Also depends on the girl. The guy in this thread told his girl he is fresh meat. She sounds cool and understanding. So even if he pops in 30 seconds, it won't be the end of the world. Clean up and go again ASAP.

>be 26 year old me
>working at optical shop, slangin spectacles
>girl behind desk is a few years younger, jew/10, married with 1 baby
>kinda chubby from baby but HUGE tits/cleavage, always wore shirts that flaunted
>never really flirted or cared to
>one day she asks for my number so we can text about work stuff
>hurr durr ok, says the naive me
>start texting regularly, at first innocently
>thisishowitallstarts.exe
>she starts playing 20 questions and other dumb middle school shit
>eventually we start talking about sex and sex accessories
>she invites me over to watch True Blood since I had never seen it
>but only after 11pm because her husband worked overnights
>whatever, idgaf, it's something to do
>in my mind didn't really think anything of it since she's married
>go over, get free food and drinks
>fuck yeah, that's a win for me
>sitting on couch, watching dumbass show
>i'm sitting normally facing, she was, eventually turns sideways and puts one foot behind me, one on my lap
>scoots down, so i can feel the heat of her postpartem vag on my side
>wat.myface.com

con't

>>727527470
Yeah I don't do coke, but some of my buddies say that's their Viagra. Pot does the trick for me. I have yet to use Viagra.

>worked in retail store from age 18-22 to pay for college
>small store with only a few employees. I was night manager
>fooled around with 3 young cuties while I was there
>first chick was 16 yr old 7/10 blondie white girl
>she had the nicest little boobies
>I got her alone in the back office one night after store closed
>she was wearing a skirt. we made out and I groped boobies
>I managed to get my hand under her skirt and fingered her tight wet pussy
>she never did fuck me even tho she said she wanted to. total cock tease that one
>second chick was 18 yr old 5/10 asian
>she sucked me off in the break room a few times after store closed
>first time she ran to the bathroom after I busted my load in her mouth
>when I asked her why she said she had to spit
>turns out she had never swallowed cum before
>so next few times I made that bitch swallow my load
>third chick was 20 yr old 7/10 mexican
>she had long legs and a nice round ass
>I fucked her in the back of her parents van during a lunch break
>she also blew me in the mens bathroom during a break
>working retail sucked. but meeting young cuties was dope

What is it with married chicks with kids and wanting to fuck their coworkers.

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>>727527542
He means he's an autist who can't even talk to women, much less fuck them.

>>727528943
its what happens when chicks marry fucking beta cucks for their money/status, also sluts gunna slut in certain cases

>>727528295
>start noticing she's watching me more than the show
>starts moving leg across my lap ever so slowly, until i look down, then over at her
>she's got that innocent eyebrows raised look
>you know the one
>"yeah so what. what are you gonna do about it"
>smile, ignore it, go back to show
>she gets huffy with me for not picking up all the signals
>here comes the hand
>first starts rubbing my side, then my thigh
>pinky casually rubs cock, she inhales sharply
>I look down, then look at her like "really bitch?"
>oh boy here we go
>She decides to take the fucking reigns and just slide a hand down my pants
>shes just watching my reactions as she fiddles around in with my dick
>dick was in hibernation mode, never considered messing with married girls
>she scoots to the floor between my legs facing me
>undoes my pants, unzips, and yanks down everything unsuccessfully
>i was halfheartedly resisting since this was weird as fuck
>kind of interested though, so the ol' boner decided to make an appearance
>she goes gwen stefani bananas and shoves my cock in her mouth, starts going fucking ape bobbbing up and down
>whoa hold on there, take a fucking chill pill
>also a little too much teeth
>she must have sensed my shying away, so she changes tactics
>she strips her pj pants and goes downward facing dog in front of me, shaking her huge ass in my face
>pussy is dark meat variety for her being white jew
>interesting
cont

I gave a girl a ride home from work. She gave me a hand job. She just talked shit about me.

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>>727528301
I have tried coke on numerous occasions and I can imagine it would be very helpful in the bedroom, you'd just have to keep doing it every 45 min. I buy my viagra from RC sites and its always in liquid form. just put a little bit in a bottle of water and when sexy time starts i drink the water. my lady friends never know what im doing they just know i last forever and can quickly get hard again.

>working at Walmart
>fine ass bitch named darby works apparel
>we meet in smoke shack
>she eventually tells her friend if there was a door on that smoke shack i'd be all up on anons dick
>get word of this
>bring oxy to work
>we both get fucked up and complete our shift
>I drive to her house
>I make her ride my cock
>cum inside her pussy
>she gets pregnant
>fuckme.exe
>we're together for about a year
>break up
>child support


haha, fuck you OP

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>>727524114
Good shit, Anon.

>>727528020
what barnhills? I was a dishwasher at the one in Orange City FL. This sounds just like a short slut named Sonja (went by Lee) that was fucking the manager. We all knew what was up whenever he would call her into the office for a "chat" or follow her to the salad cooler. She fucked one of the other dishwashers when he got mad at her once just to show him. would be awesome if this is the same slut but aint holding out hope the world is that small.

>>727519889
After a company event I was going to a fwb place and took the subway with a girl who was on her way home. We were both drunk and she asked where I was going so I told her I was going to get fucked and asked if she wanted to come

I got a double blowjob out of it then fucked fwb and this girl left because she didn't want sex

We never talked about that night again

>>727529425
>i decide to helen keller the flaps for a bit
>touch and feel and poke and prod like i'm reading an ikea instruction manual in braille
>she's moaniing fucking hardcore, i can feel her heat emanating hardcore, and she's dripping wet
>breddy gud m8
>casually rub over her tight dark asshole
>she responds audibly and moves closer to my finger
>winner winner butthole dinner
>go for gold and just slide index finger right in the booty
>she goes wild, fucking my finger as deep as she can
>diamonds
>withdraw finger, scoot off the couch onto knees
>she mumbled something about her pussy aching for me, etc
>shrug
>slam cock into pissflaps up to the hilt
>tighter than i had first anticipated
>neighbors in the apt building must have thought i was slaughtering a cow
>it almost threw me off but the pussy was so warm and inviting, i was able to continue
>fucking pretty hard and deep, feel her fingers fiddling around my balls as she violently rubs her clit
>feel the clench as she cums
>well now, that's fucking pro
>start to have the idea of feeling the tingle
>not just yet
>slow fucking by pulling almost all the way out and then pushing all the way in
>"accidentally" pull out all the way, and when I went back forward, cock slides up her ass crack and rubs over her sphincter
>she's out of breath at this point so i decide to go for it
>lubed up like a champ from her juices
>use head to tease her asshole, push a little and then wiggle it around, and pull away
>she's on board, wants more
>repeat, then position for insertion, figuring it's gonna be a slow entry
>NOPE
>she grinds down hard, forcing my cock up her ass with a force i had not forseen
>by far the tightest ass i've ever encountered
>start fucking her ass hard, starting to spin a little at how fucking good it is
>she's moved up to a team of horses being slaughtered on the noise scale
>feel the tingle coming hard and fast
>grab her hair and snap her head back hard as I cum balls deep in this glorious crevasse
cont

>>727530785
Not sayin anon ;o)

Working stock at a retail store
New girl and I are very flirtatious right off the bat
Heavy flirting for a while
Grope and grab each other jokingly "as friends"
Both to nervous to make the first ACTUAL move
Eventually kiss in the stock room and begin to make out
Oral ensues
Eventually fuck her doggy style in the stock room
Almost nut in 2 minutes she was so tight
She gets into a car accident two months later
Wants me to visit her at the hospital and I agree to meet her there before major surgery
Don't show up
She moves back across the country to live with her parents
Being 18 fuckin' rules

>>727528215
No yeah you're right there I did a shitload of foreplay related stuff before hand. And yeah she sounds cool, good for him fucking drag for us man

>>727524663
How did you pull it off?

Had a cute asian gf back in 09 that went to Vietnam for like a month. So naturally we didnt fuck for a month.

We work at a movie theater together and she comes back to see me. We talk for a little then head to the break room. Start fucking on a stack of kids 3d glasses boxes. She accidentally squirts in the box of glasses.

I cum in her mouth and we moved on...

Nothing as great as your guys stories. My first job at McDonald's. I didn't drive yet. Always got dropped off by a 21 year old cashier. We treated each other well, never any flirting. One day she just asked if she could suck my dick. Thought she was joking and said she should buy me dinner first. She said she was serious, I said ok. She did the deed while I felt her tits. Busted, she spit it out. Told me after her bf wanted oral and she never did it before so wanted to test her skills. She begged me not to tell anyone. She sucked me maybe four times for "practice". That's as far as it went.

>>727528943
they dont get the attention they crave at home so they look for it elsewhere.

>>727530962
>we both fall down sideways, still stuck in her
>finally regain stamina, feel cock slip out of her ass, followed by a stream of hot liquid
>gave a quick glace, clean as a whistle
>noice
>quick clean up, put clothes back on, sit back on couch
>start to feel guilty a little bit, thinking about her being married
>she must have picked up on it
>"dont worry anon, husband hasn't touched me since the baby, it's like he's not attracted to me anymore"
>can kinda see this, looking objectively at her overall
>drove home in the wee hours of the morning with a lingering shame sensation
fast forward a couple weeks
>have seen each other a dozen times since then
>always got the beej appetizer with the 2-hole entree, it was like her new favorite thing to be filled in all holes
>she starts getting crazy, talking about leaving him for me
>uh, no bitch
>tell her we gotta stop doing this, gonna get caught, gonna fuck up your kid's life, etc
>cue the waterworks, but then rationale sets in
>agree to see each other one more time
>unbeknownst to me, she had gone to the clinic and gotten an IUD inserted before our last meeting
>have our usual suck/fuck fest, about ready to move to derriere desert, and she was like "no, please cum in me"
>this bitch
>"uhh wut"
>"it's ok anon, I have an IUD now, please cum in me"
>i thought something felt weird but i wasnt going to question it
>gave into the demand, nutted in the vag
>finally stopped seeing her after that, stopped talking as much
>pretty awkward at first working together, eventually it was fine
>about 4 months later she got preggers again by her husband
>kind of panicked for a second, because i nutted in that pussy too, but the time frame didn't check out
>also wondering about that IUD, but...*shrug*
>not my monkey, not my circus

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>work overnight at Wal-Mart years ago
>go to the meat freezer with a fuck buddy coworker
>she was a tiny, skinny 19 year old and I'm a tall, but skinny fag
>we're both working in the freezer when I get an idea
>they give use these huge insulating body suits to keep us from freezing our asses off
>we both slip into the XXL suit which was fucking massive
>Andre the giant holding 3 bowling balls can fit into this fucking thung
>I'm in the back of this suit, she's in the front facing away from me
>we kinda waddle to the back of the freezer, face the wall and start fucking around
>fingers are going places, she's rubbing my dick with her ass
>feels good man.edu
>then about 10 minutes into it
>CLICK
>SQUEEEEEEEEEEK
>CLICK
>someone else is in the freezer
>it's my co-manager
>"Hey what's up, Anon."
>he starts smoking a cigarette in their because we were paid like slaves and no one gave a shit about their job
>skinny girl has slipped my dick inside her
>I'm struggling to stand, talk and look like I'm doing work
>my heart is beating like a fucking dryer filled with bricks
>she let's out these little whimpering moans every few seconds
>have to cough to cover them up
>co-manager finishes his ciggy and leaves
>proceed to have the craziest fucking vikings-on-a-burning-ship sex I've had in my life

>>727530927
Nice. I've never got a tag team blow.

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>>727524114
get it, anon

>>727522642
HAWT!

>>727532288
Hands down, best story so far in the sexy and comedy category!

>>727528020
not too bad a body /b/ro how many kids she have?

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>>727524114
Good anon, let that puss wreck your dick innit

>>727528020
Seems like maybe you meant "Burger King"

>>727533360
Barnhills was a buffet so yeah she def fit that environment better than BK.

>>727533243
She had 2 IIRC but I really didn't care, she somehow managed to stay tight and could suck a cock like no-ones business.

>>727530962
Gave me a boner

Damn you guys are brave. Maybe I've watched to many movies, but I'd never risk a piece of ass at work. Way too much could go wrong. And I wouldn't want people at work knowing my business. If things end bad, the bitch talks. Even if it's going well, she could talk.

>>727522642
Noice

>>727534185
I think most of us that have either don't care about the job or could easily get another. For me it was easy to stay ahead of it and restaurants always need managers, I fucked quite a few when I worked at Sonny's, the same at Barnhills, and still going strong at Einsteins..... aint nuttin but a thang

bamp

>>727524114
Winner winner chicken dinner

>>727534185
I'm this guy

>>727530927

Things have been pretty awkward since that, won't talk to her much. I'm quitting soon so maybe I'll try and Fuck her again

>>727524696
Ask her to wear a horse mask

>>727524114

Best advice I ever got:

After you cum in the condom and tie it off, fling the condom like a rubber band off your thumb into the garbage. It is the greatest feeling on Earth.

>>727534185
It's convenient. You spend more hours per day with people you work with. So all the flirting, getting to know you time happens on you average day. It's why statistically, most relationships/affairs originate from the workplace.

>>727522119
As a former monger, I figured the bouncers would be tapping that prime tail. I didn't know it was that extensive with the 3-somes.

>>727532204
prego after cumming inside when she asks to leave hubby for you? I would skip town, maybe move to Europe

>>727530962
>>touch and feel and poke and prod like i'm reading an ikea instruction manual in braille
Best line i've ever read in a while

>>727529512
What did she say about you?

>>727535362
you clearly never tossed it before sex

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>>727520877
>>be me

>me
>be me
>can't help bein me
>bein me erry day all day
>tfw me

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>>727519889
>Be Chair Force
>99% of Women in the Military are whores
>The Camp Bicycle works in my building
>She's gotten 5 people kicked out of the base (If you get caught cheating and you're married, the Man is always posted away within 24 hours)
>My Sgt makes me go with her to the Server room to help her out
>Trapped alone with her in a room with no windows and 1 door
>She's wearing a skirt
>Keeps positioning herself so I can see up it when I'm on the floor fucking around with server racks
>Can practically smell the Chlamydia
>Have to shoot down constant blatant advances

For the past two months I have been with a co-worker. We started seeing each other by the end of January and she is currently my girlfriend.

>>727536717
Sounds gay

>>727536756
>Sounds gay
Yeah. I am a guy dating a women. Totally gay!

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>be sum 3 years ago
>got new job st subway to support 2ND year of college
>hot blonde was working there with the biggest tits
>fell hard for her
>one day we were closing up and I took a stale foot long and held it to my pants
>doyouthinkimbiganon.fuck
>she cringed and laughed her way to the back
>never fell so autistic since

>Working at an upscale Men's clothing store.
>Thousand dollar suits, shit like that.
>All salesmen are 50+ year old men since that's apparently what the owner thinks his customers will trust to sell them an overpriced suit.
>All cashiers are 7/10-9/10 white chick hotties since he's found that the moneyed individuals who shop there like to spend more to "impress" the girls ringing up his purchase.
>Only young guys working there are the nasty, smelly warehouse guy and me, 15 years old at my first job.
>I do all the odd jobs around the place, clean, fix shit, stock, whatever.
>Turn 16 and can finally drive so I get up the guts to ask out a cashier who was flirty with me.
>During the date I find out she thought I was maybe 21 or 22.
>I find out she's 29, but she's fucking TIGHT and looks about 19.
>She's nervous about me being under 18 (and kissless virgin).
>I walk her to her apartment door after date.
>She invites me in and apparently decides "fuck it" about my age and goes to her room to "put on something more comfortable"
>I snoop around, find big stack of Playboys, lots of lingerie laying around. She ducks into bathroom so I check out her bedroom, I find chains, rubber and leather articles I can't quite identify (remember, I'm only 16 and this is before the internet existed).
>I hear toilet flush so I hurry out of her room, last thing I see is a CASE of duct tape at the foot of her bed.
>She comes out of the bedroom wearing a silk camisole and some silky short shorts.
>I'm fucking terrified I just got in WAY over my head.
>In the end, nothing to worry about.
>She sits me in the easy chair that she has in front of the TV.
>Looks me in the eye, makes sure I understand that I tell NO ONE about this since she doesn't want to get fucked over because of my age.
>Kneels in front of me and gives me a hanjo while looking me in the eye with the sexiest look I'd ever seen.
>This was only the beginning.

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>>727532288

I used to work at a pizza hut and all the high school kids would have sex in the walk in.

>>727522642
I just can't believe this could be true. Not in my life

Cheating on my gf with my manager. She's 15 years older than me.

Worked for Target Corporation as a Trainer.
Was training a class.
Flirted with a trainee during class.
Gave the class a 20 minute break.
Met the woman in adjacent conference room, and fucked her.
We both returned to class.
Finished teaching the class.
Never saw woman again.

>>727519889
When i first met my current gf, we were both colleagues, and both had a roommate, so we used to have sex at our workplace.
We always used to fuck in the meeting room. Good times. :) It was fun to think, on the following day, that we were fucking precisely where the big ones were having their "important meetings"..

Had a three way with this one chick I liked and her fat friend. I ate the one and fucked both her and the fat friend. Fat pussy was so loose. Fat bitch told everyone at work the next day.

>>727533588
>2 kids
sounds exactly like that married slut in the OC barnhills I guess small world after all. Lee gets that pussy around..... if she was as tight as you say I kinda wish i had tapped it when she hit on me too. Oh well not much of a loss either.

>>727523783
Shit, I live in a seaside town. Gotta get me an ice cream store.

>>727523610
That's a fairly common scenario so in this case I think she was telling the truth, but generally if you find yourself about to say "She said...", catch yourself before you repeat some bullshit she spun you and look like an idiot. Women lie. Actually pretty much everyone lies but women especially.

>>727523967
Were the blisters only in her pubic area? Might have been this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Folliculitis

Had it a few times, it's nothing to worry about.

>>727537079
Apparently she decided my first time should be with someone my age, but that didn't stop her from giving me the "education" she felt I deserved.

>We moved from hanjo to a lapdance.
>She's a bit surprised I'm able to get hard again only a minute or two after the hanjo.
>16yo hormones I guess.
>During this and the making out that came after she showed me how and where to properly rub a girl during early foreplay to get he warmed up properly.
>She gives me sexy things to say, pickup lines, tells me how to read the signs a girl gives.
>I start to realize all the times growing up that I could have scored but didn't see the signals girls were sending.
>During all this she gives me a titty job, a blowjob, footjob... you name it. Pretty much anything short of sex.
>Shows me how to rub a clit and get a girl off.
>Shows me how to find a G spot.
>It's all too fucking good to be true.
>I'm wanting sex, but she's already giving me about as much as I can probably handle.
>End of the night she asks me what my favorite was. Honestly, it was the titty job. She was a fucking pro at that and she had absolutely 11/10 tits.
>Gives me one last titty job, balls are now spent.
>Time goes by, we work together and about all we exchange are little glances here and there, she'll grin at me knowingly, etc.
>One day, we get a new cashier.
>It's the 29yo sex ed teacher's 18yo cousin.
>29yo just raises her eyebrows at me and nods at her cousin, basically telling me to take a run at her.
>Use the tricks the older girl taught me, get date with cousin.
>We date a little bit, the cousin turns out to be a bit of a cock tease, but not entirely.
>No sex but gives BJs even better than my "teacher" did.

All in all, those were some good times.
Finally quit the job, which was shit, aside from the fringe benefits from the cashiers.

I'm a manager at a movie theatre, on of the other managers sucked my dick while we previewed Revenant. Movie was eh, Blowjob was great.

>Work at shitty KFC in hometown during summer breaks
>Its cool though, all 3 of my best bros work here
>Goonsquad.jpg
>Smoke daily before carpool, during break, and all the way home
>Second summer there, after freshman year at university
>16 yo, 5'1" Honduran with a tight ass and tig ole bittes (36c i think) starts working there
>Erica
>First month there she's kind of shy, no biggie
>Eventually she gets comfortable
>Starts flirting with all the Goons
>Everyday we work together she says something sexual to me
>One night in mid July, when we're particularly slow
>Everyone's busy cleaning something
>Erica and I are working Drive-Thru together, and we're all caught up
>Starts flirting with, saying something about wanting to hit me with a wet pool noodle
>Return fire, something about getting noodles wet
>She walks up to me, traces my dick in my pants with her finger, and says "I bet you've got a big noodle"
>And One-Eyed Willy has gotten his cue
>She steps back suddenly
>"We forgot to clean the bathrooms, come help me Anon"
>Get supplies
>Go to men's bathroom, put cleaning sign on the door
>Lock that shit
>Turn around to them tig bitties out of her shirt
>Get to gettin' and get me a mouthful of tongue and handful of tits
>Her hands are busy too, one stroking me off, the other playing with my balls
>Start to turn her around to fuck and she tells me not here
>Promises we can do that sometime later
>Knock on door from Assistant Manager
>FUCK
>Zip up and engage cleaning
>Get her number
>Text that bitch

>>727519889
Here's mine
>be me
the end

>>727539049
Damn son, you a savage with it.

This is a comfy thread.

>>727538552

>about 2 weeks later
>Dad's gonna be out for the weekend, I'm going to have the whole place to myself
>Think this would be the perfect time to tap that Honduran booty
>Bring up the idea she should stay the night Fri
>"I can't stay overnight, I leave for the beach Sat morning"
>"I'll still come by though"
>Get everything ready throughout the week
>Set my room up all nice, get some good bangin music set up, get some rubbers
>Friday rolls around
>Dad leaves, Goons roll up, we get to work
>Get dat money
>Finally close and get off, text Erica
>"I'll be ready by 11"
>It's 10:30, dick throbs from anticipation
>Get home, recognize Dad's GFs car
>OH NO
>Get inside, Debbie, the most annoying woman in the world and my Dad's piece of ass, is up
>Imagine a more annoying Reba McEntire
>"Hey I was just about to watch this movie, you wanna watch?"
>Politely decline, trying not to let my anger show through
>I was actually about to head out, I'll take a rain check
>Go grab iPod, box of condoms, car keys
>duck out of that motherfucker
>Text Erica, tell her to meet me at gas station
>Get there, she rolls by, tell her to get in my car
>Ride out to a bike trail near my Dad's house
>Set up shop
>She starts blowing me, nice tongue ring action
>Cant get hard cause of fear of getting caught
>Literally never happened before
>She's getting dissapointed
>"I thought you were gonna fuck my pussy good?" and moans like a little slut
>INSTANT BONER
>End up fucking for three hours
>Blow the biggest load all over her face

She got home at 3 am and had to wake up at 7 and driver, lol

I have nothing to add. Just here to say...

MOAR

>>727519889
>be me
>work for architect
>architects assistant is a chubby little filipina
>always talking about how tall I am
>one day finally say 'what can I say? I'm a big guy' with a sly little grin on my face
>she wants to get lunch
>my apartment is two blocks away
>the little slam pig suggests we get carry out and eat at my place
>spaghetti is poised to fly from my pockets
>somehow go with the flow
>get carry out
>go to my place
>food gets thrown on kitchen counter and we're at it immediately
>she rides my cock on the couch until she cums
>i fuck her face and cum down her throat
>we eat some kebabs
>go back to work and pretend nothing happened
This has been going on several times per week now for about two years. Her husband suspects nothing.

>same job
>fucked my manager, and her best friend, in my shit basement suite
>repeatedly pulled my cock out of the managers pussy and put it in her friends mouth, but the two wouldn't do each other
>feels bad man

What is worse, after fucking them all night, I was going to call in sick, but they wouldn't let me.

Fucking entitled cunts.

>>727520087
fuck off Aussie scum cunt

>>727540860
aussies are mad cunts, gfy

t. canadian

>>727526573
Dude. That's awesome. As an ex JW myself.... fucking awesome.

told this before so it may sound familiar

>work at company
>A is a cute, short-hair blond lesbian with a real tight body
>W is the boss's daughter. straight, nice body, less than "curvy" bit not tight like A
>christmas party at function room of a hotel where we reserve a hotel room for visitors or staff if they stay late at work and miss trains,etc..
>sitting and drinking with A
>she tells me W has a huge crush on me. i laugh it off
>A tells me that she has a huge crush on W but is afraid of telling her
>few more drinks
>W wanders over and starts flirting with me
>she's tipsy and flirting hard
>joke around with her and then say "you have access to the room upstairs, right?"
>W nods
>"why don't we go up there and fool around?"
>W looks like she hit the lottery
>then I say "wait a minute. it's not fair to just leave A here by herself. we should bring her with us"
>W isn't going to miss this chance so says yes
>three of us go upstairs to the room
>as soon as we're inside W and I are on the bed making out
>pieces of clothing getting pulled off each other
>making out with W and I feel A get on the bed
>she's naked
>A and I are concentrating on W, whose eyes are closed and she's just laying back enjoying it
>A and I take turns going down on W and she doesn't even realize A is going it
>kissing W for a long time, but then tell her that A feels left out and she'll need to kiss her
>they start making out and I'm back down on W
>I end up fucking W while A masturbates beside us
>do this at least once more before we pass out
>I wake up in the morning with A nudging me
>place is a mess, clothes all over the place, we all look like shit
>she suggests we take off before W wakes up
>we leave W in bed by herself

that was a Friday night and the next Monday at work W had no recollection of what happened. personally I think she didn't want to say anything since her dad is pretty homophobic.

>>727526573
Describe, genuinly interested because a jeovah is hitting on me lately ( she's married).

>>727529882
Fucking on coke is awesome

>>727532288
Cool story, bro

I mean it. fucking hilarious.

>>727519889
>in my early 20's working at a local burger joint, not fast food, but a shitty diner
>mostly did line cook, but it didnt have many employees, so I did whatever was needed.
>Boss had a daughter in HS, was a senior, so old enough.
>daughter would come in all the time, and flirt with me.
>I didnt pay her much attention because she was big.. not like chubby, like a fucking whale.
>the attention was nice, and I wasnt picky, so I flirted back, but kept things friendly
>one day she comes in the back room wearing a pom pom top with a skirt and very large athletic pants..
>wtf, didnt know they let girls that big join poms
>she was upset b/c someone made fun of her at school
>be the good guy and tell her she looks good. tell her not to listen to those idiots at school.
>she smiles and comes over and hugs me.
>tries to kiss me
>tell he this isnt such a good idea
>she looks sad, but goes over to a table
>she reaches under her skirt, pulls her athletic pants down, sits on the table and spreads her legs
>I immediately know what is going on. I reach up and rip her face off
>sure enough it is a robot
>you arent getting the krabby patty formula this time plankton.

>>727542256
Nice one, man Nice one.

If true, fucking fantastic. If not true, still a good story.

More please? These are some great stories.

>>727519889
When I was 17 I sucked my boss's cock to get better hours. I'm a guy.

>>727542718
kek

I worked for an organic food distributor in florida. I met this asian chick who i thought looked beautiful. I dont know why i found her so attractive but there was just something. We started to date and after a bottle of port between us both we do the nasty, she was pretty kinky. And she later told me that she was 42, i thought she was 29.. And i was the first guy to give her an orgasm with out a vibrator. Soooo therws my story.. Thank you for listening.. C:

>>727541531
Why are you so enthusiastic, explain a bit?

Looks like the stories dying down. Been a fun ride and many great stories.

>>727544781
reminds me of this girl
>work with this english girl
>really cute, blond, good body. even her teeth were good
>I know she has a 9-year old daughter
>I assume she had the kid young since she looks like early 20's. I never say anything
>we start getting close at work
>one night we're staying late. Dad had the kid (they're divorced)
>we're flirting with each other, flirting becomes overt suggestions
>she kneels between my legs and pulls my cock out of my pants
>starts blowing me. feels good
>I'm sitting on a chair with no arms so she just hikes her skirt up, pulls off her panties and climbs on my cock
>she just starts rocking back and forth, grinding on me
>she's whispering in my ear "please don't cum. please don't cum"
>holding back as best as I can until her body stiffens and I feel her vagina clinching my cock.
>that puts me over the top and I blow
>we're just sitting there panting and recovering
>she says "that was the best I've had in 30 years"
>30 years?
>she was actually 45. I swear she looked early 20's

>crush on coworker from august
>recently single, bout a month ago
>i find out about this 2 weeks ago
>start chatting her up
>take her out for dinner shes cool
>start talkin about her to a mutual coworker who knows the exboyfriend but is cooler w/ me
>he tells me "it aint over till you put dick in her" honestly the realest shit someone couldve told me
>spent the day w/ her tuesday, took her out agian last night for drinks, fucked her last night, woke up bout 20 mins ago
>feelsgoodman.jpg

>>727520454
Nope, just you anon. Just you.

>>727520454
>sucking dick for things already agreed upon in your employee contract.
Maybe you just like dick?

>be me 18
>work at a fast food restaurant
>first ever job
>while working on grill I notice a co-worker is always glaring at me
>co worker looks 19, of Indian descent, purple lipstick, short and has sparkles in her eye
>our relationship is quite awkward
>nearly locked her in the freezer
>scared her to death once
>she looks like one of those slutty girls who shouts a lot

/b/ should I go for it?

>>727547246
Yeah, the fact that you're even asking shows you think you can do better but you still want to. Pussy is pussy, my feeind and the uggos are usually grateful

>>727547246
Thanks
I think it would be better if I don't put my dick in crazy even though she is a 10/10.

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>>727547841
This was meant for you:
>>727548087

>>727548208
Ghosting is still an option at work, you just have to be a dick about it. Go for it

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>>727525164
Don't listen to this, avoid the juggernut.
It's your first time, I'm sure you will be able to cum.

>>727548782
Cheers mate.

>>727525791

>The scent is remind me of young girl not old babushka with turnip of many diet.

holy shit, how did no one clock this

There are two girls in my office who I've been inappropriate with. Never sex but lots of physical contact (fill in the blanks). Both married at the time.

>at the time.

Still work with them. One is a close friend. The other hates me.

>>727549311
Cheers

>>727527088

You basically need to rape her with your mouth. Like super dig in there and slop all over it.

I don't have good stories.

>be 26
>good shape
>dress well
>work at company where everyone is mostly dead
>get sent to headquarters 2 for a week to "learn shit"
>wear suits and shit
>everyone else in hobo clothes
>"learn shit" must mean sitting at other peoples desks and bothering them
>sit at solid 7/10 desk, only other person my age
>lots of laughing
>the life is back in her eyes with a confident young person around
>go to dinner
>go to bar
>drive around
>walk around
>talk around
>this for 2 days
>everything from my coffee preference to my dogs name turns her on
>stay up through the night night
>end up back at my hotel
>I'm a little surprised it's gotten this far. I've mentioned my gf several times
>she's making all the moves
>I ain't gonna be the one to start shit
>somehow laying in bed with me
>realizing it might happen no matter what.webm
>her RAM catches up, she suddenly realizes the gf I've been talking about is real
>disengages, moves away from me, super awkward now
>bitch what did you think I meant?
>she's noping out the door
>well, wanna fuck anyway?
>laughs it off
>tells another co-worker of ours.
>that on hates me now
>stay friends with first grill
>plan on meeting up when she's in town next
>never happens
>lose contact

Welp. It's not exciting. But I could have easily had some fun if I made even the slightest effort before her mind cleared. If I actually tried I bet I could have had a week to remember. But I'm happy with gf, so I didn't.

>>727522380
dunno why it's always '9 months'. Gestation is actually 40 weeks. So, closer to 10 months. So, unless bab was early, she was fucking her ex before you split.

>>727520087
Did you go for cheeky Nando's after?

>>727520975
>flat as a plate of piss

Thanks I'm keeping that

>>727521130
What sort of job was this?