Every morning I look in the mirror and just marvel at the ALPHA

>alpha male

kill yourself fat faggot

>>/fit/

Is OP in a police interrogation room?

>>727510994
Looking at gayporn poster
Thinking its a mirror
Being a beta faggot with a dick in the butt

>>727510994
image isnt OP. do a reverse image search

>>727510994
Nothing more cringe and cancer than a guy who uses terms like alpha and beta.

>>727510994
Thats not a mirror. Get out get out now

OP here.
ya'll dumb cracker fags are just jelous of my superior black alpha body. you're little shrimp dicc cant compare.

Jason Blaha
Cold pasta

>>727510994
Were you autistic during your formative years?

>>727511334
How the fuck is this cold pasta?

>>727510994
you white nigger

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>>727511665
I would just love for you to say that to my fucking face.

>>727510994

You got a mix between a mooseknuckle and a camel toe you fat white nigger

>>727510994
>board for 4chan Pass users: /vip/ - Very Important Posts
>06/20/

>anterior pelvic tilt
>duck-butt
>ducks are alpha af..?

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Also, here's me before getting swole, with my GF

>>727512488
shiiiiiiite boy you all balls no dick

>>727512857
OP here. That is not me, I NEVER looked like that much of a bitch.

>>727512488
Oh wow you're big.
Could we hope for a dickpic too?

I'm sorry guys, he's just too hot

>>727510994
Do you scream I'M THE ALPHA when you take it in the ass?

>>727510994

You are a dick-sucking faggot, correct?

>>727510994
>>727512488
Holy shit fkn mirin what you're routine brah?

>>727513078

I know i sure as hell fucking do

>>727512488
When he's looking down at you while you suck his cock?

>>727512990
More balls than you will ever have.

>>727513167
I work construction. Instead of using any machines, I just do everything myself.

>>727510994
Micheal?

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>>727513058
I hope you're fapping hard. Just for you, here's me after buying my new pair of Beats, headed to the gym with my friend

>>727513121
Yes

>>727513314
No sorry

>>727513304
Yeah, he does everything.

>>727513349
Wow man, way to go. Keep at it!

>>727513218
so you dont deny you have a micro dick? also wont you be late for your job at walmart dave?

>>727513453
A big dick, and lots of balls. Name's not Dave, but you sound like a little weasel bitch. I would love to strangle your bitch ass.

>>727513564
tryingthishard.jpg

>>727513349
stop posing as me, YOU LITTLE WEASEL BITCH.

Hey VSauce, Micheal here, why is OP such a faggot?

>>727510994
If you have to tell people you're an alpha male then you aren't.
If you were an alpha male you wouldn't care if people knew or not.
You're more like a vegan or a Linux user who has to tell everybody, as if it was significant.

>>727513898
YOU LITTLE WEASEL BITCH.

>>727513898
I don't use Linux and holy fucking shit I am NOT vegan. Thank you very much, weasel.

>>727513961
WEASEL LITTLE YOU BITCH

>>727514048
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hy6oaDzy0-Q

>>727514120
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIRwQd6ihTQ

>>727514151
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9VVa9NahSQ

>>727514151
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2CTVqt2wxU

>>727514120
Yup, that's like you and I'm the finger.

>>727514167
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aL9c7418ZgU

>>727514220
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3k319DbHU80

>>727514264
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ECErlmfRV4

>>727514283
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-CXZ2vaED0

>>727514306
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbpFo79IdNQ

>>727514335
Holy fuck FUCK YOU with all these dumb ass weasel videos, are you insane?

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>>727510994
OP states he is alpha on /b/ means he is beta in RL

>>727514335
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XliUEmdC1Ok

>>727514384
>are you insane?
No
I AM WEASEL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvLV3OZAcyg

>>727510994
a lion doesn't need to say it's dangerous...

>>727514594
But weasels always do!

>>727512488
damn there's a lot of fags in here today. and quit sucking your stomach in as hard as you can. you are lying to yourself