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>pov handholding
this is super lewd

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Is secondlife worth my time?

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>all the windows are open
>bathroom door closed
>have an open door between me and the bathroom
>toilet burps
>it's still like I'm escaping Shawshank Prison

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How do I keep teleporter entrances alive in TF2?

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>>727511075
Never played it, but I assume it's pretty much like a forum/chatroom but fancier.
Incredibly dated though.

>>727511498
Nice feet

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I opened another door, which is directly opposite the door that was already open so the wind can go straight through.
Now it doesn't smell as bad but holy fuck it's freezing

>>727512197
So is your plumbing fucked or..?

All I can pick up from context is that yo terlet stank and you're scared of it

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>>727512549
Yeah, there's supposed to be something for venting the gases
As soon as the wind dies down though
That tank is getting emptied into the ocean

>>727509606
Ficl

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Bump

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So, what's your favourite version of Dragostea Tin Dei? (i.e. Numa Numa)

My top three are:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uf_uTXLbiFI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEgHU74SR84
https://soundcloud.com/grande1899/we-are-number-one-but-numa-numa-yay

By the way, if anyone here can read Russian, does it say who made the Russian one anywhere?
I've never heard anyone sing like that before and it's amazing.

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>>727513826
I don't know why, but both of the South Korean versions sound like a futuristic AI singing a lullaby.

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>>727510054
I want a dragoness to ride me

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What's a good way I can have my accent approximated?
My family history has a pattern where people will move country at least once before having children, which results in an accent that even the well-travelled cannot identify.
It'd be nice to actually be able to actually explain what my accent is, and I'm curious to know what mix my accent is exactly.

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>>727514488
me too man, me too =(

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>>727514795
No clue on that, probably some kind of linguist would know. All I know is mine is a cross of kiwiana and highlander scottish, depending on who I talk to, I tend to mimic accents when talking to someone with a different one to my own.

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>>727514618
>>727514822

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>posting dragons in a fur thread

>>727509606
If anyone here has a fursona, how did you pick it? or does everyone here just want the weird porn?

>>727515064
scalie >

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>>727515064
who gives a fuck.

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>>727515071
On Roblox I bought Royal Faerie Wings (when they were like, $25 equivalent rather than $90 or whatever it is now), made a matching shirt+pants combo which was furry and also had a clearly visible bare breasts (not sure why mods allowed that), then made a tulpa based on my Roblox character...

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>>727515071
I've never been invested enough in the community to call myself a furry. I also don't have a fursona, fursuit, or believe in any spirit animal nonsense. But i might be considered a furry by some people's standards.

If I did have a fursona it'd be a red fox. And I've actually been thinking of trying to find a furry community somewhere to try to get into... idk

Has anyone ever read Vulpes the Red Fox by Jean Craighead George?

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>>727515071
my fursona is a snow leopard, similar to pic related (I don't have any commissions of him, yet)
I love felines in general, but snow leopards always have that special place in my heart.
my fursona is what I'd chose to look like if I were wo live in a furry world.

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>>727515071
It changes a lot, it's based on my own self image, which has changed quite a bit in the past few years. For a while it was a red fox, an aussie sheepdog for a bit, border collie, now it's more like an old english sheepdog.

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>>727509606
You realize that your disgusting fetish is really just a manifestation of your suppressed memories and feelings. You ruin every event and convention you decide to wear your gross, sweaty fursuits. And you all roam in packs so the overwhelming stench you produce just fucking lingers as people wonder how the smell of spit and cum got into their airways. The world would be so much better if we tossed the lot of you into the ovens.

>>727511075

It eats CPU cycles, memory, and bandwidth like a fucking pig and still lags to shit. Nine times out of ten you wind up just chatting / roleplaying in text because the graphics (which are supposed to be it's Big Thing) are fucked to 2 FPS or so, and that's not an exaggeration.

So no. If you want furry roleplaying, look around on Roll20, find some forums, or make a Charr on Guild Wars 2. Tarnished Coast is the official unofficial RP server.

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>>727517009
And here I thought it was because I had a shit computer. Well obviously it wouldn't help the situation in the slightest but regardless.

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Nier Automata was probably the greatest thing I have ever experienced.

By the halfway point I was worried that it would break me and it damn near did but then the final ending made me feel like the whole world cared about me.

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>>727517138
Didn't feel that strongly about Zelda, but I felt I backed the right horse out of the games that have come out recently at least. I'll be getting Nier once I finish the PC I'm building

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>>727517279
I was almost ready to quit videogames but this year has restored my faith.

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it didnt take long for rule 34 of this thing to show up!

>>727515127
my cum flew 2 feet further than usual fapping to this pic

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>>727517009
>Furry Roleplay = Having a Charr on gw2

wat

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>>727517132

You can have a beast of a system, and the shitty pile of unoptimized spaghetti code that is Second Life will bring it to it's knees.
I had a roomate who played all the time - Intel Core i7, 32 GB of RAM, SSD, Windows 7 x64 Pro, and a fucking pair of Nvidia GeForce GTX 980 Ti video cards - slideshow.
Seriously - less than 1 goddamn FPS.
All he did was chat while his avatar stood around.
And it ate the entirety of our goddamn Comcast Business connection - Netflix would error the fuck out whenever he fired up Second Life.
It took it -ALL-.

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>>727517418
Only good things for me to come out last year were FE: Fates, Pokemon S&M, Doom and No Man's Sky. I never paid attention to the announcements and shit so I didn't care about "missing features" which half of weren't even missing to begin with, lol. Haven't had a chance to play it since any of the updates because I was playing it on my old flatmate's PS4
>>727517585
How the fuck do you fuck unoptimize something to that degree?

>>727517574

There's roleplay there, dumbshit. Watch chat, and introduce yourself. There's guilds that organize it, and agreed-upon meeting places.
I've participated in a bit, but there's this weird trend where people are using the wrong tense for everything they do, and it fucking bugs me.
But there's not exactly a lot of choices for where to go play being a buff cat girl, now is there?

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>>727517803
ESO has a similar rp scene but not necessarily furry from what I've seen but my guild has the same issue, grammar worse than a pack of downeys. Only reason I'm in it is because my friend is the guildmaster.

>>727517692

>How the fuck do you fuck unoptimize something to that degree?

Code with inbred monkeys? Type with boxing gloves on?
Type with your face?
I have no fucking idea. It ate all his system resources and the entirety of our broadband connection to display a fucking furry dance floor, a spinning disco ball, and a shitty text chatbox.

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>>727517942

>shark girls

The furries for people who don't like furries.

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>>727517949
I have to say I am moderately impressed with their incompetence now.
>>727518081
Someone obviously doesn't like variety.

>>727517942

>grammar worse than a pack of downeys

And you can't correct them because then they REEEEE and it doesn't do a damn bit of good.

But every once in a while you'll overhear some well thought-out and perfectly formatted pose, and you'll whisper a hello, and they'll tell you to come on over, and shit gets amazing for a couple of hours.

Love those moments. Rare as hell, but all the more valuable for it.

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>>727518242

>Someone obviously doesn't like variety.

I like dragons and scalies just fine. Shark girls are for artists who can't manage a non-human body type or fur, and who want to cheat and basically make a monstergirl with edgy skin markings.
They're shit.

>>727509606
>Ask your puny mortal questions and receive our wisdom
how do i get something like the one pictured to hug and cuddle and love?
mostly hug and cuddle, though, this'd feel incredible.

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>>727518448

>how do i get something like the one pictured

First, overthrow centuries of religious oppression and ingrained, enforced disgust with the ideas of genetic engineering and 'playing God' so you can get the funding and support you'll need.
Then pick your favorite animal, donate some of your genetic material and start tweaking genes, Anon.
Go nuts, man. You got this.

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>>727518357
Or maybe, marines are just sexy.

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>>727518246
I've had those, when I used to play warcraft 3 rp maps all the time they're like finding a god damn double rainbow though.
>>727518357
Same can be said for any artist who's shit and can't do textures right for furs, dragons, avians whatever. If it's not your thing fine, but your criticism needs some work.

>>727518592
>donate some of your genetic material and start tweaking genes, Anon.
im not a dogfucker.

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>>727518612

Ayyy, I've seen this character before. I like her.
Massive, powerful girls push my buttons something fierce.
Hadn't seen this image before, though. Nice!

>>727518982

>im not a dogfucker.

Then you're on the wrong board, Anon.

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>>727517585
Please tell me that's kilobits and not kilobytes
It's impossible to tell because they say "kb" which isn't a valid shortening of either, it's "Kb" if kilobits and "KB" if kilobytes.

Actually either way is awful, if Second Life was properly optimised the server itself would probably be able to get down to 22Mb a second; It's an ancient game that hasn't gotten any big upgrades that should jack up the data usage really high.

But hang on; Second Life's code shittifying would have to be outpacing Moore's Law for it to be that Second Life was a playable game when it came out.

So, Second Life's inefficiency doubles every 12 months?

>>727519335

Yeah, it's kilobits. Comcast Business isn't that great, it's just the best that was available, because the telecoms and cable companies here have fought Google Fiber to a fucking standstill so they can maintain their stranglehold and charge through the fucking nose for broadband speeds that are a fucking fraction of other developed countries.
Not that I'm bitter or anything.

But you're right, it's still awful - and it would eat this bandwidth while he just STOOD there. He didn't even have to be doing anything.

He once tried to open Skype while Second Life was running - after having to physically unplug the computer because it wouldn't even respond to the front panel reset or power buttons, he never made that mistake again.

>>727519335
The kilo-prefix is shortened to k, not K.

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tutorialspoint.com/java_dip/java_buffered_image.htm
Using Swing and AWT, is this the only way to make an image appear on the screen?
I'm fine with how it creates the bufferedImage, but what it's doing with classes looks really messy and complicated, I want to draw the image more directly.

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bunp!