alright /b/ this is now a sharing/problem thread where we /b/etas

>>727509596
bump

>>727509596
I'm 23 years old. My medical problems (not mental) keep me from working. I just wanna be normie sooo much... But I cant. I just wanna kms already. My doc said to go to a therapist an like I looked but never called any.. Idk I just can't do it on my own. And everyone in my life right now dont ever offer to help... It feels like if I where to die today everyone would say stupid shit like "i wish he would of just told us!" but I have point blank told people, no drama. That I am miserable and I just want to fucking die.

>>727509835
can't you be a normie despite your medical problems I mean there are tons of autistics and stuff like that, that are ultra normie and beloved as a virtue signal by other normies

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>be me
>17yo
>never had many friends
>i could only accompany myself who are just as weird as me
>when i was 12 i discovered the internet with memes, filthyfrank, 4chan etc.
>i was always in bad luck in my life
> lower than average family (from the money sight)
>rich kids with grills always made fun of me
>the borderline bullying made me be bad at school
>im searching for an professional education since 1 and a half year now
>live in germany, so everyone is a normie

But there's still hope for me. There is a metal building factory which has interest in me. I just have to get the education and everything will be finally ok. The Master said, he could imagine working with me. I have to wait until 04/27, it would totally destroy me, to get rejected after all this hope building up. I sent letters to 43 different factories and firms now...

Btw my stepfather is an asshole, who despites everything, which has to do something with technology.

>>727510374
Nah company's wont hire me because Ill be flakey as fuck to work. I don't blame them tho. I wouldnt hire me if I had other choices either.

Also there is no office jobs around me.. Its all food service and hospitality. And that sucks...

>>727510428
Do you have any other interests besides working in a factory?

>be me
>virgin
>4 inch dick
>feelsbad.jpg

>>727510926
well i mean can't you get like a shitty maybe like stock boy job or maybe a quota job where its fine as long as you do blank by this time type job?

>>727511223
are you a wizard yet?

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>be me
>19
>pretty normal looking dude
>struggling with depression for 4 years
>finally decide to get a job this month
>see a foine qt 3.14
>want to talk to her
>but am total autist
>not want to bother anymore since I am so cringe at talking to womynz
>don't want to be like that anymore
>stuck between not wanting to be an introverted faggot but hate feeling like an autistic every time i do try
>not know what to do since thats the only way ill get better
>have no Idea whether or not this chick even likes me
its a very absurd complaint and light but compared to the other 2 in the thread ive seen so far I think I kept it pretty light

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Im a fucking psychopath who doesn't deserve to live.
I hurt everyone and everything around me like a fucking cancer.
I dont want to die, and have never/nor will I ever consider suicide as an option.

>>727511279
I try to do odd jobs. Like fix shit in people's houses. Or offer to clean houses.. But the work is hard to come by solo. And its purely by word of mouth.

Idk what to do anymore.

>>727511644
I can relate, no matter how bad or pathetic my life get I never consider suicide, Cancer will never die

>>727511853
What do we do with ourselves?
I mean, logically, i dont WANT to hurt the people around me, but when it comes down to it.
I just dont fucking care.

>>727511896
as long as my life is perfect I can you know not be a selfish prick, but once its not fuck off I will do stuff only for me from then on

>>727512012
Depends on what you call perfect.
I'll never be satisfied.
Even if i were a rich billionaire, I'd still have certain urges to hurt people. A desire for destruction.

>>727509596
why would a pretty girl just sit in a hammock like that pulling her vagina apart

>>727512093
to be honest I think that all that matters is your appreance so as long as the majority of people don't know youre like that, like lets say your boss or someone you need just act like your not like that. you can pretend right?

>>727512208
right.

>>727512275
thats all you have to do just live like cancer until you can be in power then nobody can stop you once you get it anyway

>>727512160
Because someone told her that if she didnt do it, they would slit her fucking throat in her sleep.
>>727512455
Its taking too long, Im stuck in a shit situation, i might do something crazy soon.

>>727511279
not yet anon but i can feel the magic awakening

>>727512541
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>727512541
>being this edgy

>>727509835
Make a yt channel

>>727511475
anon, mate, just do it. if you're an autist she'll prolly say no 90% of the time. if she says no, fine, fuck that bitch. but that 10% she might go out with you turns into a 0% if you don't talk to her at all.
you feel me?

>>727511644
>>727511853
chemo?

>>727511223
Sex isn't everything, you can still have a genuine relationship you just have to find the right person. If someone loves you they will just enjoy being with you.

Work on bettering yourself where you can and don't be so envious of what you DONT have

>>727510428
Who cares what your stepfather thinks.

My stepmom is a mentally unstable middle aged woman going through transition. Fuck step parents.

>>727512771
you know m8 I knew this was the right answer, but I am just too much of a nervous fuck too do it. I mean im autistic at starting conversations but if someone sparks one with me and just breaks the ice I am actually able to be above average (for people my age) (19). So in a nutshell I should just be agressive and go for it hitting on her and see where it goes I guess...

>>727511644
Go kill some evil anon the world is your oyster

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>>727510374

>>727512541
well this is /b/ so if legit theres really no cure for u just to live as a cancer, just as all of us are complete cancer

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>>727511475
you just described me mate, I feel you.

>>727511475
Just talk to her without any expectations in your mind. Be yourself. This way you won't feel any pressure to "perform" or "pass the test", so it will make it easier to show some confidence. Your goal is not to score, it is to be yourself. Then let the chips fall where they may. Accept the results unemotionally. If you throw enough mud at a wall, eventually something is going to stick.

>>727513295
this>>727512771
/b/ro kind of pushed me in the right direction, I am still very nervous. since I suck at sparking conversations and if anybody knows anything about real life going up and just asking a girl out that you know nothing about doesn't really feel right or work in real life I dont think

>>727512160
Because she is getting paid to sit there in the hammock and follow the photographers instructions to do that while he snaps away. That is the only reality you should be seeing.

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In high school I was an autist and girls didn't get much attention from girls. There was this one really cute girl though who was always trying to be around me / talk to me and I had little experience and didn't realize she was probably into me. Now, in hindsight, it seemed like she was. I'm older now and in college and found out recently she goes to same school. I still have her added on Facebook from back in day and think about messaging her from time to time. I'm not sure though. Might be kinda weird out of the blue if I'm wrong about if she was into me. Advice?

>>727513340
yeah but if being myself is entails me you know never fucking sparking a conversation doesn't that kind of you know shoot myself in the foot?

>>727512859
Step parents married someone who have someone else's kid they must now deal with and accept. Give some credit for that. If they don't accept and treat you with resentment or second best, then fuck them.

>>727513503
Go for it.
Don't go full out "will you go on a date" from the get go, but start talking to her again. Depending what vibes you get, you can always ease it over to the dating / crush part.

If you get a no, you know.
You'll regret if you don't. Talking from experience.

Do u bros think it's possible for someone who has no hobbys, any kinds of interests to be with a girl who's the opposite?

I feel like I'm living in a parallel universe where everything is absolute shit, I must have fell into it when I turned 18, ever since then my life has been a living hell.

I wish I had a fucking reset button, this can't be my life.

>>727511475
Give it a go. If your autism get's out of control learn from it. See where it went wrong, and avoid it next time. Eventually you will be better and better at it.
Talking from experience.

Hey.

>be me
>got dumped 2 months ago
>having trouble getting over it
>not much friends, pretty much lost the ones living in my town for shit reasons
>everyday, go to univ, then come back and sit at home all day
>went in holidays with bros from hometown
>flirted there, but couldn't stop thinking of her
>don't ever know how to pass time, life is boring and i start to depress

She was cute, not shallow like the other ones, we shared a lot of things in common, thought the same way about a lot of things, and our personalities matched, we were both kinda reserved.

Also, I'm not a sociable guy. When I am in a context where I supposedly have to talk I have no trouble talking but can't go towards other people. Eventhough we stayed together for not long, we lived cool things and this hurts like shit.

>>727513767
you know ive talked to her a few times in the last 2 weeks at my job but every time I talk to her and start asking questions she kind of doesn't give me enough to work with to even fucking get the convo to a "hey you wanna go somewhere with me" level but I am a masochist so I want to keep trying but at the same time I don't rock and a hard place

>>727513503
Say "Hi, I still remember you from high school. How is college going for you?"

>>727509596
i work 35 hours a week and earn 6 figures yet am fucking depressed. help me b

>>727514082
If you don't socialize you'll always think she's unique, but theres plenty like her everywhere

>>727513506
Well, shooting yourself down before you even open your mouth is not doing you any favours. If you don't want to be yourself to her directly, then do it with other people while she is close by enough so she can see and hear you. If she clicks,she will be the one opening a convo with you. Remember, your goal is NOT to score. Your goal is just talk.

>>727509596
Nice pic.

>>727514158
It's because you've never had to work for anything and always take the easy way out. Chances are your job is complete bs and you know it but stay because you like the comfort.

I'll make this short
>relative normie
>move to new country
>not a whole lot of things going well
>be without female contact for a year
>keep striking out
>decide to drop everything and move
>randomly meet girl
>wants to go on a long road trip
>become an awkward mess
>break down in front of her
>now she is considering not going with me

So I think I ruined my chances because I literally just froze and broke down into an awkward mess. This never used to happen to me /b/.

How do I get my mojo back?

>>727513861
No. Not a good match. She will eventually be asking you why you don't do anything, and I'm pretty sure you don't have a good answer.

>>727514289
thanks /b/ro you really took the anxiety away from the situation, I think since I am so new at my new job I am having trouble being myself there in general but esspecially around this sexy qt 3.14 but This is 10/10 advice m8 thanks

>>727511475
Take some more time for yourself. Really think about what you want from another person in a relationship. Smoke some pot.

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>>727509596
i hate the females around me, all they do is purposely annoy me, mother sister girlfriend, even grandmother, all i want is to get a few days rest from their bullshit drama but i cant because they keep coming to me, i honestly think i will go crazy from them. why do women suck so bad ?

>>727511644
Well you'll die eventually.

>>727514158
Lol, you never heard money doesn't buy happiness? Gets uou a nice ride and nice couch and nice TV. Doesn't get you what really matters. Even the fine chicks you can get with money don't matter.

>>727513861
I would really try and start to develop yourself as a person first and then start thinking about relationships.

>>727514468
Women work differently than men.
Go camping. fishing. skiing or something. spend some time away. and don't participate in the drama,

>>727514468
You're gay. Start hanging around guys more and fucking them.

>>727514468
listen man take it from someone who's lived with women all his life and was raised by them. the thing is to never let them make you less of a man. in a sense that they will slowly chip away at you and I don't even think the conciously realize they are mentally fucking you so hard. Just stand your ground Constantly at first they will start trying to ostracize you like your the one who is in the wrong for standing up for yourself in a situation where they are wrong. then handle it correctly don't cuss at them and just talk logic eventually youll where them down and youll when and make them insecure enough to feel stupid about it

>>727514355
I came from poverty and lived like a fucking peasant till i finished uni etc etc.
>>727514510
I dont know, if i had the money to you know not work, i think id be infinitely happier tbh.
What really matters though? relationships? no thanks

>>727514658
No you didn't.

>>727514452
YW.
There are 2 rules to follow for stress free life.
1. Don't sweat the small stuff.
2. EVERYTHING is small stuff.

>>727514658
Middle Class family is poverty. Sorry Charlie.

>>727514696
bump

>>727510428
Good luck with the Job, das packst du! Ich habe erst mit 30 den richtigen Job gefunden, also mach dir keinen Kopf!

>>727514696
Im one of those mother fuckers that always thinks big picture so compartmentalizing shit like that to just talking and seeing whats up. is gr8 m8

>>727514658
>What really matters though? relationships? no thanks
Well, sleep in the shit bed you made for yourself then. Stop whining if that's the way you feel. Idiot.

>>727514692
>>727514737
community housing is middle class, well then. i learn something new everyday

>>727514905
It isn't. But living in a dorm room while at Uni doesn't count when you come from a four bedroom suburb.

>>727514737
Who asked you, you fucking arm chair socialogist? Anon did not provide enough information for you to come up with an accurate conclusion regarding his social status.

>>727514952
Where are you getting that from? STFU.

>>727515141
I know he comes from a wealthy English suburb with a family in finance.

>>727515195
I'm Sherlock fuckface.

>>727515275
dude how fucking ignorant are you?

>>727515275
Are you actually having a conversation with yourself on here?

>>727514881
relationships are fine at first but eventually suck the living life out of you. bitches are crazy, some just hide it better or it takes them longer to slide into the crazy zone.

>>727514952
Why is the fact that i resided in community housing discounted because i went uni? that doesn't seem very logical.

Also i didnt live in a dorm.

>>727515292
Hi, Sherlock Fuckface, not nice to meet you.

>>727515292
stick to your day job, if you have one.

>>727515305
>>727515360
>>727515361
Look for the clues my friends. Notice how he doesn't deny the suburb. He will after this post but that's because he has some deep-seeded self-esteem issues at not actually deserving the money he's "earning" and part of his inability to grasp this is the reason for his depression.

>>727515467
I am keking hard at you fucking with this guy

>>727515449
>>727515404
It wouldn't surprise me to learn that you also fit this description of privilege and that's why you're lashing out.

>>727510428

You can also try the bundeswehr. It would allow you to get away from home and find new friends.

It could also benefit you as a person. Build confidence, get fit etc.

>>727515504
My only intention is to heal.

>>727515467
you have quoted different people.

Also the suburb i lived in was a shit hole. We got robed a few times not that we lost much lol

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>>727515615
>claiming your impoverished the whole thread
>yeah but our suburbs wasn't that good
LOL'd

>>727515527
incompetence keeps you at low levels. It also means you're the first to go when the occasion arises.

>>727511475

Try talking to her

Trial and error has turned me from "that guy" into a pretty fun person at parties and i even got a GF now.

It is a long hard road filled with cringey mistakes but you will learn and eventually be happy you made it.

Also, be sure to get a decent/normie haircut and average clothes (not baggy etc.)

>>727515673
comprehension isn't your strong suit i gather?

>>727515615
You were robbed because the people around you hated the fact that you were wealthier than them. English society suffers from a systematic inequality due to its lack of social mobility.

>>727515696
Ambiguous insults only prove the truth of what I'm saying.

I got this problem yo I tried to reach the stars but Is been watched

>>727515762
You deductions are incorrect as always.
Like i said keep your day job.

>>727515758
thanks anon
never thought /b/ would be such a good place to get good advice from multiple people, almost like its getting tumblr in here or something

>>727515696
Not to mention you're wrong. The first fat to be trimmed will be those that eat more than their share.

>>727509596
Who is the girl?

>>727515895
Oh! You're a jew. All the things I've said still apply.

>>727515814
I'm imparting my life experiences to help you in your life journey because it's been made plainly obvious that you're in need of much help.

>>727515818
You're paranoid. Get some good rest and keep your mind off things.

>>727509596
At the start of march I was told my best friend online had died... we gamed and spoke to each other for 6 - 8 hours a day... We knew each other for 12 years sent each other birthday cards and shit, I thought she was 31 years old. I then found out that she wasn't actually who she said she was and was infact a 70+ year old woman and she'd been lying to me for 12 years.

Shit. Even the local mental health team don't know how to deal with this sort of shit. I feel like a casestudy.

>>727514360

Visit prostitute/search craigslist

Tell her you want 30 minutes of primarily being held and caressed.

30-100 bucks maybe. depends heavily on where you live.

Cry yourself out. Let her suck your dong, fuck her etc.

There you go.

>>727515962
Incorrect yet again,you're on a roll.

>>727516010
You've told me very little of yourself because you know what I say is true. You don't want to tell me about yourself because you hate yourself.

>>727516051
You've learned to deny everything I say after I proved your dishonesty. Very good.

>be me, 34
>lose job a year ago
>can't find work
>use all savings paying bills
>move to shitty apartment
>here one month, still broke
>can't find work
>a job has solid interest in me
>it's an hour away
>have to move to my parents
>have to probably rehome my two dogs
>they are going to make me live in the laundry room
>job starts at 10.50, way below what I used to earn
>trapped, anxiety can't get any higher, no escape
>step dad hates everything and my mom fight with him constantly
>brother lives at home, 26, never worked in his life
>I have no idea how I'll move further to where this will never happen again

>>727516119
Look at this as a chance to rebuild yourself. Save up and move to more affordable housing if it's available in your are. Find what interests you and pursue it vigorously until you learn to monetize it.

Anyone know a good way of hiding the smell of weed? I can only smoke in our bathroom and that shit leaks in to the neighbors apartment and im tying to hide it better

>>727516317
Try vaping. Also you can make a cheap "sploof" from a toilet paper roll and some dryer sheets or perfumed handkerchiefs.

>>727516119
holy shit, are you me? same age and everything. 26 year old loser brother too

>>727516071
>>727516104
I've deduced that you're projecting your own experiences onto mine and because you have failed in trying to succeed from a middle class family you refuse to entertain the idea that some random on the internet can succeed from a position much worse then yourself.

Our discussion (loosely defined) was fun but now i must go and entertain my self by other means.
I feel much dumber for having taken part in it.
:)

>>727516237
Moving to my parents will cut my drive time in half. I'm so worried about my dogs. I think my ex is going to take my youngest one so that doesn't make me feel incredibly bad. After taxes I'll make roughly $1000 a month. I plan on signing up for these apartments by my mother that let you rent based on income. So I'll probably be there six months. The whole thing just leaves me as a giant ball of nerves, and I feel trapped. I feel like I'll just be wasting my time anytime I'm just sitting at their house, but I don't have the money to go through with my classes. And what if I lose my job again? I'll be right back where I started.

>>727516119
start taking Kratom. itll kill the anxiety

>>727516406
I sincerely hope this conversation has helped you in some way.

>>727516399
Did you also lose a complete interest in everything you used to love? I hate video games now and all kinds of things now. I can't believe the amount of time I wasted not investing in my future.

>>727514039
Epic fail

>>727516438
You're main focus should be on income and independence, It's really sad about your pets. I'm sorry. Take things one step at a time and know that things don't happen in one day.

>>727516498
yeah, i moved in with my parents last september. since then I lost my girlfriend because of how hateful/negative i've become. I work part time at Costco making $13/hr nowhere near enough to pay rent. barely interest in anything anymore

>>727514082
Been there.
Try to focus on a main goal and put all your time in it. You will stop thinking about her.
It took me 6 months to get over my break up. Spent all my time in the gym and on graduating for my Bsc. Try to find support with your friends. Don't hook up with randoms, it will make you feel shit.

>>727509596
>be me
>just turned 21
>drinking at birthday and meet amazing girl
>I've always been the awkward one, but this girl is completely infatuated from what I can tell
>she leans in "so you don't wanna kiss me?"

HORY SHEET

>Heart races as mouth gaps open for my first neckbeard kiss ever
>we bond more and end up In my car, not getting physical
>she lives far away and now I'm a little bitch crybaby


That's my autism problems story hopefully someone has a good time laughing at my Beta status

>>727516373
Sploof?

>>727516438
move to your parents, family is there for a reason.
Just don't get comfortable and use it to save and help get you back on your feet.

>>727516624
It means crack pipe

>>727510428
Join the Army you scumbag an try and help match Britains NATO spending at least.

>>727515946
>>727514320
W4B Milla - Hammock Time

I want to take photos and especially vid of my gf naked.

Borrowed a good camera, she is ok when "the mood is right" . will return the camera any day now so I have to act soon.

She allows me to tie and blindfold her. suggestions for best and most results?

>>727509596
Employers check bounced. What do?

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There is this chick that I like from highschool that I added on Facebook recently. We never really talked in highschool but she accepted my friend request. I wanna start up a convo but I don't know what to say without coming off as a weirdo/creep. I've been very depressed lately and have a hard time talking to women in general. Please help.

Having sort of an existential crisis.

Whats the point, yknow?

Never gonna be anyone. Most I can hope for in life is to be a nobody who can get by. Which isnt bad, really.

But I always wanted to be able to put something out there that could inspire or touch people. And now Im realizing Ive been deluding myself on that, because I cant get by AND be a good artist. Ill just be a shitty artist at best, and never have my stuff take off, and never give that sweet feeling of fantasy and WONDER to anyone. Never gonna inspire anyone. And I guess a real artist wouldnt let that stop them from making stuff, and I wont stop making stuff, but its still fucking depressing when you do your best and put it out there and absolutely nobody cares.

>>727516669
Interesting, thanks

>>727517034
Youre welcum

>>727516829
Thx a lot, mate.

>>727516867

http://tcho.net/sy

http://tcho.net/sz

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>>727517561
It works thanks!!!

>>727516922
I wasn't planning on replying to this thread until I saw this, ive had the exact same thing where we didnt really talk but we have so much in common on facebook and shit from what I see that i just went for it and women are way more forgiving in some instance now not saying that they aren't cunt like /b/ im sure will let me know but stuff like that. id say just go for it dude I know all the times i was feeling down theres this one chick i really regret messaging

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