Okay, I'm so confused...is this what happens when people

>>727499038
Who is this nut slut?

Prepare for confusion!
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCT7BLBDnD-wEXeqZSg24aJw

>>727499038
who is this? she looks fucking creepy.

>>727499038
she's fucking 8?

>>727499263
This is a youtuber who appears to know no bounds.
is this what kids in 2017 are like????
No:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCT7BLBDnD-wEXeqZSg24aJw/about

>>727499038
Why does she have like... production value?

She's 12

>>727499504
She speaks clearer then most too.

>>727499633
Like, I didn't want to mention, quality.. but, It's not entirely quality programming, but it's a high quality video

>>727499504
assuming friends/family who do youtube or shit help her? I'm so confused, if there are people who can help her, then why aren't they cleaning out her ridiculous little fucking mouth!?!??!?

>>727499767
Seriously, it adds to the confusion....is she a gamer youtuber or something? drama quizeen? I haven't really looked at her videos, this is so confusing

>>727499252
>>727499252
>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCT7BLBDnD-wEXeqZSg24aJw

BASED AS ALL FUCK.
Intelligent, literate, well-spoken; no fucking filter.
GLORIOUS.

>>727499772
>if there are people who can help her, then why aren't they cleaning out her ridiculous little fucking mouth!?!??!?

They're words. Only words.

>>727499857
It's like Frank but without skits.
It's more of a Discussion or Rant Channel, but not cringey.

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>>727499952
Is it? Kind of seems autistic. Or at the very least borderline Tourettes. I don't even know anymore fuck this!

>>727499038
this is the result of a child who has bascially been raised watching youtube videos.

obnoxious youtube personalities have essentially become her personality, and dad edits the videos.

yes, this is what the internet is doing to children.

It's obviously 'greedy parents capitalizing on the age of their daughter' type of situation. Nothing new.

>>727499038
Lol man. It is always awesome to see woke kids. Faith in world restored see? lots of fuckers have kids playing minecraft and masturbating.

>>727500165
Neither those with autism nor those with tourette's are this well spoken & in control.

>>727500192
>this is what the internet is doing to children
Again;l they're just words. It's not like she's a nigger twerking up aginst some 12 or 30 year old.

>>727500198
Youtube isn't monetizing this; no advertiser would touch it.

>>727500192
ok, so I was worried about this scenario, and it appears to be coming true. Youtube is destroying the planet/fabric of society!

GET OFF MY LAWN!!!! RABBBBBLE RABBLE RABBLE!
ok I feel old seeing this shit.

>>727500403
>they're just words

you were clearly born sometime around the year 2000

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>>727499038
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZALVYkWjCE&ab_channel=BradDoesBanter

>>727500512
Kek; try late seventies.

>>727500403
It's more of a matter of respect,
at 22, I still only cuss with friends and not to anyone older than me, nor let anyone know that I do

This kid is strangely articulate. Probably more so than I was at this age, and I read fucking dictionaries as a kid.

>>727499038
because its staged and fake

are you retarded

>>727500777
That's a more relieving scenario, but when we have shit like cash me outside and jslaughter, I really don't know if I believe that.

>>727500777
Almighty trips confirm

definitely swears more than necessary to seem cool and is kind of a meme but tbh she sounds way more intelligent than pewdiepie/h3h3/leafy tier retards twice her age

>>727500690
degenerate hippy detected

>>727500403
>Youtube isn't monetizing this; no advertiser would touch it.

There're tons of ways of making money without monetizing your videos. Patreon, Tubestart you name it.

>>727500702
I can't really knock that you do this; but it does feel a bit like it deserves a fedora tip.
I just don't see how it's 'disrespectful' if it's conversational use. They're only words.

>>727500973
because some people choose to carry themselves with decency

>>727500764
which suggests heavily scripted. Usually kids this articulate are learned, proper, and educated, which is why this feels so anomalous?

>>727500920
>degenerate hippy
>BORN in late seventies
Kek.

>>727501029
>decency
Opinion.

>>727500973
wouldn't touch a fedora with a 100ft pole
but I'm picking up what you're putting down.
not saying it's wrong to cuss conversationally, just how it's been beaten into my head to not do it from an early age.
but there are better ways to say "that was fucking cash man" or "you fucking shithead"

She has been banned from basically every streaming site there is. Her older brother runs the channel and tells her what to do, he probably made this thread to advertise the channel as well. They pay for a writer and she reads it to the camera. The end.

>>727500192
No, this is what bad parenting is doing to children

>>727500777
>>727501188
>>727501222
Get thread

>>727499038
Holy fuck, I'm not this mature. I mean, does this child drink aged scotch, smoke cigars and fuck my girlfriend? Jesus, I don't know if she is the most well adjusted person alive or if this is some fucked up psychology and she will regress later in life, or what this is but I FUCKED SUBBED BITCHES

>>727501385
>bad parenting
She's smart as hell; just because you disagree with her being allowed to use the "bad words" doesn't mean she has fucking bad parents; get a grip grandma.

>>727501547
>She's smart as hell
I'd look smart if I read things that were written by adults too.

>>727501305
I'm the OP and I can definitely confirm I have nothing to do with these people. Honestly was looking at another thread somebody linked and mentioned her and I'm just a big box of WTF after looking at her channel, came here for question.

Goddamn why does everything have to be a conspiracy with you 'spergs.

>>727501188
>Opinion.

Same to you buddy

>>727501619
>Goddamn why does everything have to be a conspiracy with you 'spergs.
Because her brother is a known 4chan user and I'm pretty sure he's one of those ponyfags too. He has been caught here multiple times making these threads.

How fucking dumb. Her parents have brainwashed her into speaking like a 30 year old roofer/high school dropout. Way to shape your kids future...

>>727501618
>read things that were written by adults
>look smart
Have you MET many kids her age lately?
How many of them are THIS fucking articulate?
Or can even fucking READ this well?

>>727501029
With false decency I must say. If you can't be at ease with old folk it's your personal problem.
You shouldn't respect somebody just because he's old. The old age isn't a big deal, it's nothing. Even more, the old age doesn't necessarily comes with wisdom in one bundle. It's a common delusion.

>>727501687
did not know, but then again whatever, fuck them. As OP I am offended but also don't care. Not everything is a goddamn conspiracy, honestly I've seen some of the traits I'm seeing here in kids these days and it's kind of alarming. Definitely cracking down on youtube if I ever have kids.

Let's all act like this isn't a desperate grab for views.

Is this supposed to be shocking because a middle schooler uses fuck every other word?

No shit, obviously people's views of profanity have changed over the years so her parents probably don't give a shit.

Or encourage it since she obviously has enough view to be making money off it.

>>727501824
I'm sure you'll say the same when you're 60

>>727501826
>I've seen some of the traits I'm seeing here in kids these days and it's kind of alarming
What traits, outside of the "bad" words?

>>727501880
I never said it wasn't; and honestly it's at least a bit original an approach compared to most of the others.

>>727501880
this thread? I made this thread, and you really think this would net many? This will be 404'ed in 10 minutes, if this was what you're talking about don't you think there would be some real bait like HURR DURR I GOT TEH N00DZ

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>>727499038

is this where we get to ruin some girl's life?

for lols

I wonder if she's actually like 25, but has that andy milonakis disease.

>>727501826
>kids these days

Yeah; get off our damn lawn.

>>727501996
I'm sure at my 60s I'd do without some humiliating false respect.

>>727502282
HOT

>>727502260
It's already ruined.

Lol 10 years from now she's trying to get a job and they google her name.

Name change time!!!

>>727502299
stop using semicolons immediately

>>727502314
Ok cool we can smoke crack together and walk down the street poking badonkadonks with you rcane.

>>727502354
good jorb anons!

Damn this kid is articulate. Are some kids really this smart? She sounds more intelligent than some adults. How is this possible?

>>727502436
everyone can go to bed now

she's ruined for life

>>727502568
scripts? I mean if you read a lot you tend to be more articulate, it's just the shit she says suggests she doesn't. Confused.

>>727502412
Make me; faggot.

>>727502658
>scripts? I mean if you read a lot you tend to be more articulate
Yeah, that's why Finnegans Wake is so famously readable.

>>727502354
>There's going to be jobs 10 years from now
Kek

>>727502836
>Finnegans Wake
Mah nigga

>>727502836
I'm not going to go read a fucking wine bar pleb

/shitcasm

>>727502959
Do you even know what do make more look like?

who the fuck cares? i find her cool as fuck.

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ITT terrified and confused conservitards.

Glorious.

>>727503508
OP is actually an atheist liberal progressive, irony is strong.

>>727499038
nudes?
hahah jk fbi i kid

>>727503579
Funny how I'm not talking about op. He didn't express anything but surprise.

I have autism and she is very offensive to me

>>727503579
yeah but your still getting mad, and its pathetic. i was a edgy little fucker, goth, flipped teachers off, you know "the stuff a little girl shouldnt do." fuck off. i know i was a naughty little girl when i was young, but you shouldnt fucking get your panties in a twist you tranny fuck.

>>727504006
tits or gtfo

>>727504006
Seeing as I'm dealing with some of the consequences of unfettered internet access with a kid I deal with, it's not an idle "panty twist" - the shit thats fucking her over are forces I want to keep from others, because this is some retarded shit yo. She's going to have a hard time even finding a job if people google her name, it's just so dumb.

>>727504154
my man, your probably some insanely creepy fuck. go away.

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>>727504285
maybe he is but he knows the rules!

>>727504175
so shes going to keep her screen name? ltcorbis? no i dont think so. she has to give her first and last name to the public to actually effect her future.

>>727499038
Jesus, I watched a couple of her videos, and clearly she's just reading scripts from her stupid edgelord faggot cuck parents. This shit is pathetic. This kid is a massive edgy bitch and is going to be a cock slave for niggers by 13.

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> my parents own this channel and I use it. They own the email for it, and I do what I want with it.

this generation is making me want to end it

>>727504408
I'm like 99% sure that's already happened. There's like wikis on her and other shit, and if there isn't, someone will out her. I'm pretty sure I even saw an address posted for donations or something like that, wouldn't be hard for doxxing

>>727504410
so you think she is being forced by her parents?
i actually think the opposite where she like too talk like a whore and her parents are supportive cucks.

>>727504006
tits or gtfo

>>727504434
OP here. This is why I made this thread. I feel like you bro, I feel like you - if this is where we are in 2017, where will we be in 2023? All kids are mute and just telepathically transmit a stream of constant swearwords to all adults within a 50 mile radius?

>>727504410
>stupid edgelord faggot cuck
>a cock slave for niggers by 13

Just pick up a /b/tard word-a-day calendar?

>>727504616
Try harder faggot

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>>727504616

>>727504568
k this is the last time i share my gender on 4chan. thirsty fuckers.

>>727504616
Kek

>>727504434
>my parents own this channel and I use it
i dont really have a problem with it
its just how she uses it
its like when i get bored playing a game i give it to my bro or cousin

She is reading from scripts it's painfully obvious. As to why/how her parents let her, fuck knows. You don't make that much money from YouTube to let your child's life be ruined for ever. So I'm guessing they are against her doing all this but aren't stopping it for whatever reason.

She reminds me of hit girl

>very cool

Seriously though, is she just this good from practising? Maybe I should just start ranting to a camera.

>>727504518
Nah, her parents put her up to this. Know how I know?

I have two kids, and I live near my sister and help her raise her four kids. My house is a god damn petting zoo of little girls like 5 days a week. I spend a lot of time around kids between 3-12.

There is no way in fucking hell that this little kid has this kind of attitude unless it's been reinforced by the parents. Her personality does not reflect the usual immature belligerence of kids at that age, it's more keen and collected, like you would see in a child actor. My niece is an actress and her expressions and body language is a fucking perfect match to Ltwhorebags when she's acting.

It's hard to explain but everything about her personality feels forced and pressured, like anytime she says something outlandish she gets a lot of positive reinforcement and her parents write provocative scripts for her just for internet fame.

Don't get me wrong - kids that age can be intelligent, my niece is more intelligent at 11 than most kids I have seen at 15/16. But this kid isn't. The way she articulates is indicative of her reading a prepared script. It lacks the nuances of regular speech kids that age use.

>>727504822
FWIW I would love to see a rebellious goth girl now, so it's your fault for making the imagery.

>>727504822
Shut the fuck up and get back to the kitchen

Why did you even leave in the first place

>>727504822
Don't be a fucking attention whore.
Or even better, stay the fuck off my 4chan!

>>727504878
I agree all the way, something didn't seem quite right when I loaded up her channel and this fits.

>>727499038
if youtube doesn't work out for her she's probably going to grow up to be overweight and working a check out stand at Walmart .

>>727504878
Well I'll be fucking damned, logic on 4chan.

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>>727504969
I found you.

>>727504878
>your opinion
not actual facts
maybe if you can provide how they make the video then i would believe you
because people are different no matter how you condition them

>>727504878
Yeah but you are just an anecdote

>>727500319
>lots of fuckers have kids playing minecraft and masturbating.
I don't think this is on youtube :/

>>727504969
>my 4chan
>my 4chan
>my 4chan

newfag

>>727504006
I'm also a girl!

>>727504616

kekkers

>>727505326
i2r am grill

>>727505326
cool.

>>727505488
mods

>>727505164
Nigger, you write a script, make the kid practice it, and then when she nails it you upload it to youtube. Are you retarded?

>>727505169
Think about it logically:

the parents write these scripts, a lot of them containing things that trigger libtards, then they make an 11 year old girl recite them so that nobody can go in and cry "racist" because they'd be viewed as bullies, then they post these videos, make a patreon or some shit, make bank off of whoring their little girl out, then they praise her for her antics, rewarding her with love and attention and probably gifts for her rants.

Again, watch the video. If you know anything about children you'll know that her delivery is too refined and perfect to be organic. Her opinions and comments are fully formed and explored and she presents air-tight logic. That is not how 11 year olds - even intelligent ones - talk and discuss things.

Now, maybe she is an autistic. Maybe she is a genius-level prodigy.

The more likely scenario is that her parents are 4chan-style edgelords who taught their kid meme humor and made her read slightly offensive things for youtube so they could cash in on controversy and stupidity.

>>727505488
Not sure if mods

Those feet look too big

Well carry on anon

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>>727505488

>>727505584
nigger
i still think she is not being forced to do that shit

>not having reading comprehension

>>727505654
Lol whatever was posted was gone FAST so there must be vanman watching this little corner of the webternets

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>>727505488

>>727505556
>>727505623
>>727505654
>>727505727
shit, what did I miss??

weird. The 12 yr old making kiketube videos has more common sense than over half of this user base.

>>727505756
cheese pizza

There's shadbase loli of this bitch

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>>727499038
>letting your kid swear
>not being a degenerate

pick one

samefag spamming for channel views

fucking sad

>>727505756
One of the fastest bans I have ever witnessed.

>>727505718
not to mention the government can view your history now thanks to Trump

>>727505756
A reflection of a creepy-ass lifesized child doll. Not even one of those totally-not-for-sex-you-guys-I'm-serious dolls. Just, like, a giant, child Barbie.

>>727505584
>>727505704

I'll stress the child actor angle again. The way she expresses herself physically, the way her eyes shift, the way she presents herself and the confidence she puts out, those are all trademark symptoms of a kid who is putting on a performance.

Seriously, go to one of these child acting classes. Watch child actors in movies and shit. They act just like her. They keep that stiffness, that confidence, everything. The kids from Louie and The Walking Dead are good examples.

Plus her make up is professionally done and her studio equipment is top tier. This indicates that the parents PLANNED this from the start, because otherwise why would they spend thousands of dollars and man hours on their 11 year old's hobby if they weren't planning on profiting off of it? This is different from putting your kid in hockey. This is exploiting your child for money.

>.727505584

>Now, maybe she is an autistic. Maybe she is a genius-level prodigy.

Neither. She's an example of what passes as a profession these days, and people wonder why factories are closing. This contributes nothing to society. It's literally Idiocracy coming true. We'll starve to death because the labor force think making youtube vids somehow produces food.

>>727505925
>implying they didn't already

>>727499149
You're Op, using 4chan to promote your shit tier channel

>>727505993
The CIA/NSA did. But now the FBI, local PD, and advertising firms can.

>>727505756
>>727505796
>>727505903
i still have it up but dont wanna get banned lol

>>727505949
True
>>727505962
True


We should call CPS. lmao ruin this little shits parents lives. For making such a little shit.

>>727505858
autistic retard spouting off his conspiracy theory ejaculation crap. Go back to pol.
OP thinks you're crap and retarded - how many views could a shitty little thread on this site net? Honestly when I started this thread half an hour ago I thought it would last 5 minutes. Shocked I got more than 5 replies and some of them were very good, I now am aligned with the heavily scripted theory.

Go play in your truther sandbox, the world doesn't need you.

>>727506085
Post it in a dropbox I wanna know.

>>727505949
>i have all the answers therefor im right
dont be that wannabe know it all

unless you have actual evidence its still "your opinion"

>>727506162
its just a girl in a maid outfit cleaning a mirror which is already clean.

>>727505949
Maybe the parents are loaded anyway and she is just the usual spoilt brat that is common on the internet.

>>727506060
If you think they didn't share it, you're clearly too naive to be trusted with internet sans parental supervision.

>>727506162
Just found it... It's just a shitty doll

>>727506241
It's possible but then you'd think they would be able to afford some superfuckingvision!

Reeks of siblings being responsible for this and parents too busy working or huffing paint to correct it.

>>727504930
I'm with this dude. Not my fault rebellious goth girls are my fetish.

Thirsty I may be, but at least I'm honest.

>>727506254
Ah. Okay never mind then.

>>727502876
So everyone's gonna be dead in 10 years? Nobody will want anything in 10 years Think buddy.

>>727500512
How stupid are you, it is the millenials that are upset about words.

>>727506112
Technically it's not anything CPS can do, even though it's clearly child exploitation. I mean, CPS can barely help kids getting butt fucked by daddy or sold into sex slavery by mommy, and you think they're gonna help some 11 year old for having parents who are kind of shitty people?

>>727506227
>Is the only one in this thread who actually regularly deals with children and has an intimate understanding of the mannerisms of children
>Present proof of her mannerisms being indicative of her acting and not being genuine
YU HAZ NO PROOF
Congratulations son, you're a retard.

>>727506241
Does being wealthy make someone less likely to be a greedy fag? Of course not. They spend 3 grand on studio equipment and make 50 grand back off of their kid. It's business.

>>727504006
>>727505326
>>727505409
grill checking in

>>727504878
1) Acting is a skill, she is practicing and can go far if she wants to.

2) Even if she is reading a script, why does that preclude her being intelligent.

3) If her parents are putting her up to this, why is that bad parenting? I'm sure they are not spending the money themselves, but rather allowing her to further her place in life.

>>727506506
So what do you have worth checking out?

>>727506501
>>Is the only one in this thread who actually regularly deals with children and has an intimate understanding of the mannerisms of children
being this trihard
son its your opinion over mine
being this butthurt because someone disagrees with "your opinion"

its like proving god
neither of us has any concrete evidence, so lets just agree that we dont know shit

>>727506506
yes but rebellious goth grill? thats what we want now. Cannot unsee what I haven't seen but want to see!
Cannot unsee what I haven't seen but want to see!
Cannot unsee what I haven't seen but want to see!
Cannot unsee what I haven't seen but want to see!

>>727506739
Why would you be sure they're not spending it on themselves?

The majority of child actors or other celebrities have been ripped off by their parents.

Something else Macauley and Michael had in common.

>>727506501
>not anything CPS can do.

They can keep investigating them for keks.

But there is something that can be done. If this lands in a judge's lap who is more conservative. Its GG for the parents because the judge would do everything to make their lives a living hell.

>>727506903
idk, I have known several child actors/actresses, believe it or not parents usually care about their kids, and I saw the money go to their schooling, after school programs, etc.. ie, for their benefit.

I have a hard time believing that parents don't have any 'parental instincts' unless they are a fucked up druggie.

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>>727506815
i used to be when i was younger. now i'm just depressed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCiFO7qV54E&ab_channel=LUZRETURNS%5BAwfulLuz%5D

>>727507550
hmmm....(makes craigslist ad)
WANTED: REBELLIOUS GOTH GIRLS,
that is all

>>727507677
nice dubs

>>727507677
>WANTED: REBELLIOUS GOTH GIRLS

Will an edgy emo do?
https://www.documentingreality.com/forum/f149/some-emo-girl-needs-serious-help-11192/

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>>727507828
10+ years here and thats the first dubs I can remember ever getting.

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>>727508037
Okay, I just posted that morty gif, and now after looking at your link...

>>727508195
so, will she suffice?

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>>727508332
I'm going to say she has some baggage. Passing that blunt to the right...blunt objects that is...

>>727500198
yeah dude shes just like micheal jackson when he started doing youtube videos

>>727499038
Next level trans child programming on there...

>>727508489
kek

there's more, but i can't be bothered to search for it. that was back in 2006, i wonder how she's faring now?

>>727508519
That was deliciously backhanded. ThisiswhyI/b/

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>>727508090
I guess today is your lucky day, Anon!

>>727508614
she's seafaring, that is traveling the world....inside the stomachs of seagulls, clearly an heroed walking off the long end of a short pier.

>>727504878
Fine theory but mine is that she is a gifted child who grew up on youtube memes and happened to have her channel blow up. Her parents know about it and love her unconditionally like any upper-middle-class parent does, but they make her focus on school and put the profit from yt in a savings acct (she mentions this in a video). No way that this is scripted, she is just a smart kid.

What a trashy child and crappy parents. Yeah theyre giving her an outlet and supporting it, but wow. I'd be sad if that was my child.

>>727505962
You are exaggerating this issue and overextending it. Youtube is entertainment, which is an important commodity, and it is only the extreme minority of "content creators" who make it to the level of ltcorbis and beyond.

>>727508995
I was a precocious gift smart kid who even had acting talents - she doesn't come off that way. It's baffling at times it seems a little genuine but from what little I have seen, I honestly believe that it's a little too calculated, a little too triggery/bait-ey for me to think this is a real persona. I think occams razor here says she's a fake, because that makes more sense than anything else.

>>727505949
>Plus her make up is professionally done and her studio equipment is top tier.

No.

>>727509039
you'd also be rolling in cash

>>727509141
I frankly am staggered she has 669,000 subscribers. I have 8. I guess when you're going for maximum clicks, this is what you get...


...should I just glue a dildo to my forehead put a strobe light on it and do the macarena for views? because that still feels just as stupid a way to get attention as this channel does. It seems really shortsighted, fame for something that really seems kinda trashy stepping 5 feet back.

>>727509174
Yes but everything about her persona and the zeitgeist of youtube right now is in an ironic register. It is not unfathomable that a gifted girl could do a leafy impression with some idubbbz ironic distance and some ironic twitter self-deprecation. It is also not unfathomable that she would edit the videos herself. She grew up with the technology. Obviously it seems weird because we're older, like how boomers thought their son was a genius just because he could google his way through assembling a PC.

>>727500192

People who don't have little siblings don't realize this is true.

My little brother is autistic and he just spouts memes 24/7. That girl is what happens to a weirdo being raised by youtube.

And you can't or won't keep kids off of it.

>>727509310
Well, are you doing youtube commentary? And are you trying to get 1m subs? Because right off the bat you are in a pretty trashy genre of youtube, perhaps the trashiest.

>>727509545
so very far from it, documenting snowfall and extreme weather lololol. Very rarely do I even say anything. I let my skis and cliff drops do the talking.

>>727509538
That sounds horrifyingly obnoxious, is he always running around screaming IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZOR

I find regular run of the mill autistic kids annoying already usually, I can't imagine this compound webternets nightmare

>>727509704

He's not even that autistic, he's just obnoxious as fuck. Like, we're having dinner , and he just goes "DID YOU SEE THE LAST MEME ON 9GAG???"

My father gave up on trying to not turn him into a retard - which was honestly way too much effort for anyone who's not a full time parent - and gave a tablet for the kid to fuck around with.

>>727509612
well that sounds cool and feel free to link it but you really can't expect that kind of sensational boom of subs. you just have to keep making the videos for 4 years and it will all work out

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>>727509799
so he's oblivious as fuck type autistic, like doesn't realize no one gives a fuck about le gag of nines.

Sounds pretty obnoxious!

>>727509816
............95% chance nothing happens if linky.
............5% chance doxxed and dog murdered and made into a wallet.

Yeah not worth it.

>>727509837
That's... em...fuck..

>>727499038
Eh, I like her

>>727505243
underrated post

>>727499038
ITT: Faggots defend this faggotry.

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>>727510102
what if your kid started emulating her...I'm sure that would get old fast

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>>727510082
you're adorable. even if it is an act.

>>727510164
Not really she's kind of making me hate youtube. The crapification of society intensifies.

>>727510180
I don't have any kids, nor do i plan on having any.

>>727510208
You're damn right I am!

>>727499038
is this like an andy milonakis situation, where she's like 20 but looks 10?

>>727510253
at this rate for so many many different reasons, its for the best. Why would I want to bring up a kid in this world? Things are a shitshow, and I'm not just saying that because of Cheeto Benito the Tang Faced Fuhrer - overpopulation's a real problem

>>727499038
She's a little cutie. Would cuddle with/10
Not like sex or anything I'm not a pedophile haha

>>727510345
its funny but it's just a bad picture I chose, look at the channel and you'll get a better impression - just a fucked up dumb kid hunting for bottom of the barrel clicks.

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>>727510409
Exactly, overpopulation is something we're not dealing with properly.

>>727499038
>all these hers

That's a boy you idiots, this channel is old. Also in the video that OP's screencap is from, he recommends his viewers send him dragon dildos and anal beads.

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>>727510538
The truth, we speak it.

I mean look at the monstrosities that litter our world...the arterial horror of it all

>>727510253
They all say that, until they get a kid, one day you'll be saying you regret having a kid, or regret not having one, change your fucking perspective you degenerate piece of shit, you don't realise what it took for you to get here, your not here because for billions of years, all your predecessor organisms thought, fuck reproducing, that shit isn't worth it, your here because you have survival genes.

Your one cell in a much larger organism, and in a cell structure apoptosis is a natural occurrence, but unlike cells in an organism you have a fucking choice,

>>727510666
No he's here because one tard fucked a other and didn't use protection. You're not special. Mummy lied to you.

>>727510636
>pizza cookies

is that actually a thing in america?

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>>727499038
your plan backfired OP. I subscribed to the new queen of degeneracy.

>>727500151
>not cringey
muh sides

>>727510666
get thee behind me, satin

+

http://tcho.net/sx

>>727510858
It's a product yes, but as you can see on the box they're meant to be cooked separately. Whoever took that picture is either incomprehensibly fat, or did so for the memes. Judging by the fact that the hand doesn't look like a wet baseball glove, I'd say the latter.

>>727499252
Is this a tranny, kid sounds like a dude

>>727510636
I keep hoping for a serious pandemic or massive global disaster, even if it kills me.

>>727510889
OP here...at least you gave me some kekkles.
Now go make her some sketti

>>727510792
I think you are mentally ill and are suffering with some kind of self loathing depression that makes you value your existence less,

There are so many others that didn't get this far, and by the time it goes down there won't be that many left, if everyone decided to stay, overpopulation would have been a much bigger problem,

Your just going through a phase, what are you like 12?

>>727510889

>thinking this wasn't the real plan,

You must be new here

>>727510956
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqjF7HKSaaI

Pls god of gets, be gracious on this day to me,

Heil satin

>>727511092
Y u no 1111111

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>>727511092
No winrar for you. Only cold salty water.

>>727511112
Onlywanoffkenobi

Fml

>>727510956
i can't even imagine the taste. i bet the internal feeling would be like swallowing 6 cans of ravioli grease.

>>727511072
kek

>>727511216
It's worse than you can imagine, not only is the concept morbidly obese but the execution is worse than any pizza place you've ever been to. Digornos is like eating ketchup off of cardboard, and less healthy than actually eating carboard covered in ketchup.

My head would explode, if it turned out that she writes all of this by herself.

>>727500192

this
i just moved back in my parents a few months ago and have been spending a little more time with my brother and sister (elementary and middle school) and they just repeat memes from pewdiepie etc etc

>>727511589
Would your head explode if you found out that he's a boy?

>>727511589
I just tried watching some more videos, like the lord of the rings one...this is just low level garbage is 98% of her subscriber base "because cringe"?

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>>727499038
Keanu reeves

>>727511743
but she's not.

>>727511743
No.

>>727511765
I still can't figure out, what's the right reaction to this.

Guys... This shit just went to the next level. https://www.twitter.com/LtCorbis/status/845681620342444037

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>>727511063
i remember being newfag. never going to 4chan even though i went around saying 4chan this and 4chan that.12 years later im still kekking about on threads about a middleschool girls youtubechanel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srfZsi7jrHI
not scripted still sounds articulated as tits

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SHE'S AN ANON!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>727511848
Keanu Reeves on Mars

>>727512050
I don't get it. What am I not seeing here?

wait.....

you mean the > ???

You don't think....oh fuck, I saw a brother of hers in one of those videos you guys don't think some anon introduced her to...oh jeezus. This is Slaughter all over again.

>>727512159
I want to agree but I also see her staring at the screen a fuckton is what seems to be concentrated effort. Which suggest she's reading along.

I keep seeing people comment about some sort of dildo incident? Anyone want to elaborate? Some stupid bait for clicks shit?

>>727511482
Why would someone do that to themselves?

>>727512404
https://youtu.be/QGVtK2_5UYk?t=5m18s
You know what to do. In six years we will have excellent content.

>>727512264
Kek have mercy on her soul.

>>727512458
clearly you've never been to America.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double_Down_(sandwich)

You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy

I just realized that she's like a real life South Park character.

>>727512815
Which one? It's like a frankenstein of Bono Cartman and Al Gore

>>727512873
She could he a new character for season 21.

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>>727512747
oh that's just disgusting. why can't they just eat it separately? do they have to shove the entire plate in their mouth at once? ffs

>>727499952

Yup like all aspergers in their adoloscense adored by adults and shunned by their peer group, too bad she will be all depressed and suicidal in about a decade, society beats us all up...

>>727513119
she's going to be a lesbian when she grows up. though she'll probably take a few dicks beforehand.

>>727513220
I'd give her a reason to be a lesbian when she grows up. Legit I want to abuse that wonderful jawline she's got going on.

>>727513298
I'd watch, like, and subscribe. When do you plan on uploading?

>>727513395
In the process of planning, no schedule set.

This could be scripted, but I wouldn't be surprised if it isn't either. What, people are shocked she's cursing? This is about how much I cursed at 12 or so, and about how much i curse now around friends. Is it the "vocabulary and articulationzzz?" I'm not impressed with the vocabulary, I was ready adult 500 page novels at age 9 with full comprehension, and I think any kid this age can articulate the words they know, but you must think that this girl grew up entirely in the internet age and has shit parents. I myself wasn't allowed on computers at all until 11 (2002), and by 12 I was writing my own viruses/trojans becuse I wasn't satisfied with the script kiddie bullshit I was finding on the net. I was also writing other software and games, before all these super easy graphics engines came out. That shit required trigonometry, which I taught myself (consequently I learned absolutely nothing in math class until about age 18). At the same age, I was talking to anybody who would converse with me about science, physics, philosophy, anything interesting. In middle school this ended up being almost entirely older kids.

Just from a quick look there's a couple of vids where she mentions "oh I used to be so insecure but now I'm not" which is incredibly typical at this age. Starting at about age 8 I realized I was much smarter than everyone else (which this girl probably is), and I just felt incredibly different, I would deny my insecurities to others, and even to myself sometimes, until I became comfortable in myself probably around senior year of high school.

>>727513079
lol what country are you from? Nobody I know actually eats that shit, but then again I don't know bumpkins - I'm fairly sure KFC sold way way more of those things than they reasonably should have. Cholesterolwich. 125% Sodiumwich.

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>>727513458
I'll be watching the noose. Hope it works out for you, anon.

Before you start the beat down, make sure that you give a shoutout to Pyrocynical for letting us know she exists. Her life wouldn't be at your mercy if it weren't for him.

>>727513650

Oh and I forgot, this video editing and effects look like something I could have done more than a decade ago around her age, not impressed with that either

>>727513650
i bet you find this video pretty impressive

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vr9O0uR4-Kw&ab_channel=Pyrocynical

plays cs:go

you shouldn't be paying any attention to this person, cs:go is lame so are all all you faggots who play cs:go bringing this worthless information into my life

>>727513885
It's so dense every single image has so many things going.

>>727513650
>This could be scripted
at 1:50 >>727500668

>>727513650
/thread
In all honesty she isn't saying or doing anything that different than what 13 year olds were using newgrounds for. She actually sounds like a 12 year old that just watched foamy the squirrel for the first time and got easily impressed.

It really shows how much faggots from 9gag are abundant here. There's just too much pearl clutching moral high-horsing retards.

>>727499952
She reads off a script her fucking brother gives her

She can't even think for herself.

>>727501743
Me, I could.

>>727501385
This.

>>727514505
>She reads off a script her fucking brother gives her

reminds me of someone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfc42Pb5RA8&ab_channel=Misha%2FMishovysilenosti

>>727500319
I don't like the idea of children being exposed to such stuff earlier in their life. Not because I'm threatened or some shit, but because they're sacrificing their own childhood for the result of being "woke"

>>727499038
She's an autistic egotistical hypocrite, all you need to know about this cumslut.

keemstar says she's fair game because he's mentally of age

>>727504822
Good, we need less attention whores like you. Fuckhead.

whats the episode she talks about anal beads?

>>727504822
kek!!

Welcome to /b/, doll.

>>727509505
This. My friends and I all had websites in elementary school. I grew up in the dawn of the WWW. I was also smarter than my peers at that time, but unpopular in school because I didn't care about the drama I had already moved beyond. The schoolwork was too easy, my family was too poor to send me to a decent school, and they were too stuck in the past to allow me to skip grades. By the time I hit middle school, it was too late and I was depressed from being held back by my mom/peers. By high school I was into drugs to numb myself to the idiocy of it all.

>>727515284
oh look, this thread again.
yeah, been a oldfag on o and x and not b. learning the rules.

>>727513183

Underrated post

>>727515417
I doubt you know what one is sweetheart.

>>727515417
wait is this the rebellious goth girl from earlier? OP would like to serve you crumpets and tea

>>727515417
oh look a retard

>>727515479
yes sir.

>>727513119
Oooooh booyy...

>>727515595
How would someone who wants to find and cherish forever a rebellious goth girl? Is there a particular place I need to look?

Also if you like cars we might work out, I daily drive an AMG convertible...

>>727501547
So when she grows up and goes on a job interview and uses those words, will she be the snowflake complaining about how unfair the world is because no one will hire her?

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>>727515667
This.
This is the shit I'm talking about.
If she gets googled after an interview 10 years from now, rekt

>>727515145
Link or it didn't happen.
Loominati.

>>727501826
Brother confirmed

>>727515647
i would but time is in the way.
and nice car.

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>>727516025
OldFag Class of '04

we had a dude almost get 11111 off by 1 in this thread, I nominate my thread for an Academy Oscar Medal of Honor Emmy bestowed upon me and my webternets by the first Fedora Queen of Space England.

>>727516127
what's time when you've got the right person by your side...east coast or west coast?

>>727516202
west. not looking for someone right now though. good luck finding me again when time is right.

>>727504822
I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this but its pretty much never relevant to any story what gender you are.

>>727516329
Yes, I am a navy seal and an order of the roundtable of needle finders among stacked hay, it will be a very easy task. I have four cyberpolice on the case night and day, we have them working in shifts.

Bay Area?

>>727516465
nope.
north west.

she looks atleast 40% retarded

>>727499263
Stop samefagging faggot kys

>>727516525
Then we have struck out, please collect your complimentary toaster and 9-11 Commemorative floor mat - "Step on the Two Towers every time you come home", woven from real WTC asbestos.

If I had won the jackpot and scored over 9000, what do you look like, for purposes fantastical and edgelordical

This shit is scripted there's no way in hell she knows what a twink is, says in her video bashing ricegum " he looks like a twink who gets fucked b by a bunch of bbc's" also mind you realize in the vid says "I wanna suck your dick"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3uDwEIaSoo&t=165s

>>727517796
Sounds 100% scripted, little kids don't say chink man - reeks of older brother/parent writing

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>>727499038
It's not that fucking hard to ask your parents for a PC a mic and a camera, and it's so fucking easy to learn the programs because you are a fucking borderline down syndrome autistic doesn't mean everyone else is too. When I was her age I was building PC's.