Waifu thread
Previous: >>727456431
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Discuss yours and other's choices
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Feminine boys are still boys!
>>727464775
/thread
>>727464797
Yes.
>>727464856
What were you then?
>>727464963
You took it quite well, though. I would have had a heart attack.
>>727465031
Show us your tits, Mash
>>727465109
Ah Sonata~
>>727465194
N-no... okay I'll share...
>>727465356
o.o -brings you tea-
>>727465356
They're gone now, so it's all good
>>727465356
we can all just have a giant snuggle pile.
>>727465241
you're helping a little
I think you should rest for as much as you can, if that's possible for you
>>727465356
How absolutely foul of you. I would never do such a thing.
>>727465356
Do you want my folder :^)
>>727465152
yare yare daze.
>>727465103
Please get out of here, now.
I feel terrible. Rem has been suggesting absolutely lewd things have been going on between that young girl who keeps visiting me and I.
Thicc just means fat and anyone into it is just a chubby chaser
>>727465791
>when someone calls your waifu thicc but she's actually a skinny a-cup
>>727465300
well that sure warms this little old heart ty for you caring! c%
>>727465556
ah yes.
we shall see if im able. may not so if dont get a bedtime story...from you! well it may be be anywho
>>727464612
It's not too bad of a wind. >>727464727
You got new ones and my power came on so I can save them. >>727465057
Moan.
Best Satan skating through.
>>727465944
hehe dont worry ill always be here for you!
>>727465697
Awww come on bb, why you gotta do me like that?
I offer you my love and you tell me to get out?
>>727465944
ok I'll look for something give me a moment
>>727465971
I shouldn't tell you about the one I have on my other hard drive~
>>727465356
you didn't snap me
>>727466108
カラミチーマス
>>727465682
Hello Mado.
>>727465771
Might've implied but I said to not go for it unless she absolutely shows she wants it.
>>727466222
You can I would love to listen
>>727465971
really? what if you hold them for a really big one?
>>727465682
You need some excitement in your life.
>>727465483
You should be on edge, they'll take her from you~
>>727465512
I want to be on the bottom :3
>>727465586
I can get much worse~
>>727465682
Hello Piety, are you well?
>>727465697
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT
Who were you before Ruby?
>>727465771
Just do her already PUSSY
>>727465791
There's a difference.
>>727465971
Does dust fly everywhere?
>>727465391
A-ah I've never had tea before, thank you~
>she takes it selfishly
>>727466273
That's an extremely cute reaction picture.
>>727466374
(X) Skeptical
big cummies
>>727466374
Don't make me post text wallks at you.
>>727466334
I would try to do that by default. >>727466374
Yeah. It can get bad if you are out in the desert.
>>727466298
oops <3
>>727466374
Ikaros.
>>727466080
%) <3
>>727466111
excellent, excellent!
im sick
>>727466481
>sonkawanocturnalemissionpost.bmp
>>727465938
>Jill
Claim
>>727466572
Sucks that my wifi is down. Guess it will be saved on my phone without a name.
>>727466374
it's gonna be really warm and sweaty there though.
>>727466708
<3
Rea are you around?
>>727466472
But you don't look impressed (only cute :3 )
>>727466279
Why you gotta bully me like that?
>>727466610
aw youre so cute
>>727466565
Thought you'd be here around this time, glad to see my memory served me right, what's up?
>>727466374
No one can take her from me
>>727466708
is that a big bug on the other side of his face? dude you have a bug on your face watch out!
>>727466695
what
>>727466480
Thicc refers to thigh muscle~
>>727466481
Make sure you clean up after
>>727466565
A-ah okay I'll stop...
>>727466568
Can people die from it?
>>727466572
>mfw
>>727466590
Are you the same Ikaros everyone hates?
>>727466691
Tits!
>>727466754
Oh gosh <3
>>727466852
No
>>727466869
What's that suppose to meme.
>>727466923
That Jew fuck took my Sonokawa.......
He'll take your Alice too!
Claiming best girl
>>727466568
nice that and wiggle would make a nice combination while cuddling
>>727466736
what a shame, love.
>>727467044
snuggle party when
>>727466906
Just got home a bit ago, listening to the usual youtube meme music, chatting a bit with my brothers on whatsapp. How about you?
>>727467044
Hmm, yes, that's more like it. You must respect your elders, after all.
>>727467044
I saw that. At least he gave her back ;-;
It was a sad day
>>727467044
I don't think so
>>727467107
oh that stupid thing
>>727466900
like le thanks %3 yuri the girl used to say that i sure wish she were here
>>727467044
read the protocols with me
>>727467044
Nope. Most people who were here when I was Ikaros left a long time ago.
>>727466885
You bullied me first! What are you talking about?
>>727467044
Nah it's only like 15mph. Ah ok thanks. >>727467145
I guess I'll be able to take it anywhere though on the plus side.
>>727467281
but i can be here for you now...
made another improv for the fuck of it. it's okay.
title: cracked
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HeP56BPu1f
>>727467354
[! ! !] wah!
>>727467044
It means I want to hold your hand romantically.
>>727467393
hello hello music friend! what did we do to deserve this <3
>>727467318
You were one of the Ikaros claimers? I didn't know that. I think. Was i around then?
And you're clearly the bully here.
>>727467162
Doing literally nothing, was gonna HvH then valve rolled out a patch today so im quietly sitting back and laughing as my friends r like "OMG DUDE MY ACCOUNTS R GETTING BANNED WTF" and im just like "told ya so my d00d"
>>727467473
would you like that...?
>>727467109
Ah I'm sure you would like it.
>>727466481
mugi_why.png
Goodnight all
>>727467096
She doesn't look very Speed to me.
>>727467145
N-now!
>>727467162
I think we're the same age :p
I just have a childlike personality
>>727467168
I had to officially claim my pride and joy back in the next thread!
>>727467195
Thicc girls can ride for daaaaaays
>>727467221
Gah that's so embarrassing...
>>727467281
Too much work.
>>727467283
Cute.
>>727467318
I think I recall that Ikaros posting in 2011-2012 (around there).
Good times.
>>727467350
That still sounds dangerous...
>>727467483
My hands are still in a lot of pain from work...
>>727467555
<3
>>727466610
Once upon a time, there was a boy named James. He always got pushed around.
One day, a wizard appeared in front of the boy.
The wizard gave James three wishes.
One of James wishes was that the wizard could make James go away.
The next day James tried to make a wish, but he found himself to be in the land of the forgotten.
He wasn't able to make anymore wishes.
Everyone in town was looking for James.
The next day after that, an old man came outside. The old man figured out that it was the wizard that made James disappear.
The old man screamed, "James is in the Land of the forgotten! The wizard did it! He had to!"
Everyone who was looking for James stopped. They didn't know where the Land of the forgotten was.
James was now lost, And the lost boy never returned.
In the land of the forgotten, people age a lot faster. When James had first disappeared, he was only seven years old.
After three years, James suddenly returned to his town. But because he was in the land of the forgotten for so long, he was now 40 years old!
James went to see his mother.
Even though James was all grown up looking, his mother knew who he was right away. As she opened the door, she looked in James eyes and said "oh my God, I know you are my son, but you are all grown up" "come here, my son, I've missed you so much."
James hugged his mom. His mom was so excited that James was back. Everyone in town was happy.
Since James was all grown up looking, he wasn't picked on anymore.
Everyone then lived, happily ever after.
>>727467559
you mean love it? yes I would
>>727467555
idk, suppose id probably like it all right. i see you like the stylings of my namesync now that i get on the computer.
>>727467703
it's like not even a hundred pages...
>>727467636
had a nice wank
>>727467543
Well juked.
Does that mean that HvH is going to be dead for a while?
>>727467703
Oh? How old are you, then? I'm curious as to what age you think I am.
>>727467703
Plenty safe indoors. Goodnight sono
>>727467519
not having a huge workload for tomorrow definitely helped.
>>727467703
In my opinion, every picture of Alice is cute
>>727467703
hi
>>727467806
yes ive heard we have a few things in common
>>727467741
Even on a guy like me?
>>727467703
Thicc = fat
>>727467836
that's good! take time to relax <3 thank you for the gift of lovely music tonight!
>>727467824
I'd give it a day or two, sometimes it's less. Last time valve fucked with cheats I skype'd the guy who makes my cheats and was like PLS FIX and he fixed it in 30 seconds and for the next like 4 hours I was the only guy with properly functioning cheats so I became an unkillable god. Good times.
>>727467393
Another good piece
>>727467729
good lord this story is otherworldly...
>>727467890
what else is there?
>>727467703
Not me, don't know who that guy is, sorry.
>>727467537
Yes, but that was around december 2015 / february and march 2016. I don't know if you were around there, I don't exactly recall much from that time.
And I'm not!
>>727467891
>like me
explain
>>727468054
MOOOOOOOOOOOOCUCKT
>>727468054
>posting 3DPD
Just fucking kill yourself, Heretic!
>>727468056
You know. Awkward weirdo.
>>727468036
is that good or bad?
>>727468145
Enlarge it, my dood
>>727465697
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>727468036
im not sure but i would like to find out...
>>727468036
hello hello miss Sci! there was another anon that was posting with no name and I thought it was you
>>727468054
goot job gookmoot <3
>>727468004
If only there were some similar game mode within dota that allowed that sort of thing (HvH) so people could get their hack fill.
>>727468241
>get their hack fill
Dota just isn't a good hvh game by design, no mobas are
>>727468147
I like the cute awkward thing
I didn't know the weirdo bit
what kind of weirdo?
>>727468054
I think i would have either just missed that, or caught the tail end of it, before i knew everyone. Oh well.
Nice tits. :^)
And you're obviously the bully here. I try to give you my love and you tell me to kill myself. Talk about rude.
>>727468145
What the actual fuck is that thumbnail lmao.
Open the image.
>>727468231
IT'S A THUMBNAIL.
>>727468093
OPEN THE IMAGE REEEEEEEEEE.
>>727468371
Are you kidding me? Can you imagine a 5v5 invoker HvH? Scripts for meatball combos, map hacks for Sunstrikes, auto hex shenanigans.
>>727468521
i did you newfagg
>>727468576
Alex19 isn't so great? Are you kidding me?
>>727468374
I just feel weird about things.
>>727468191
it's great! im almost tempted to write an expanded adaptation of this short tale
>>727468221
wah!2 well go ahead however you intend to do that
>>727468231
yea that will be confusing possibly. maybe i put in something different
>>727468576
But how do you counter hack in dota?
You don't. HvH is fun because there are counter cheats for cheats and counter cheats for those counter cheats and so on.
There's no way to map hacks for example
>>727468053
>>727468054
>>727468055
>>727468231
hi friend
>>727468679
i do intend to
we can be really close forever!
>>727468521
I saw it was a thumbnail swap! it was just silly miss Rubbu <3
>>727468679
ah, don't worry about it! I think they only stopped in briefly!
>>727468802
unless this is you as well! hello mister Whatever!
>>727468511
OPEN THE IMAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
Well, I mean, you're the one who wants to erp. It's not my fault you're a dirty erper.
>>727468753
Lmao.
>>727468700
counter map hacks* I can't speak
>>727468674
what things
>>727468231
hi again
>>727468679
it's true it's a good base story to add a lot of things to it.
what would you add?
>>727468658
I don't meme well, please come back to me with actual words that mean something.
>>727468700
Hmmm, I hadn't considered that.
>>727468937
Being around people.
>>727468861
its me but sci is here now and my friend
>>727468962
So, wanna do something?
>>727468861
I didn't do anything ;~;
Spread the ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>727469177
that is fine nothing weird about it
>>727468802
you have my blessing. go ahead whenever youre ready.
>>727468861
it's no imposition
>>727468961
well what things james did in the land of the forgotten first of all! and some more detail. especially in the final scene with his mother. something that will convey the melancholy of his method to defeat the bullies.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>727469475
Feels like it is
¯...........................................\..........................................._...........................................(...........................................ツ...........................................)..........................................._.........................................../...........................................¯
>>727469486
you sound so inspired!
do you write a bit?
>>727469364
Dota?
>>727469486
can you tell me about yourself?
>>727469843
sure, give me a moment, getting some water as usual, I always do around this time cause my reminder to drink goes off cause otherwise I forget lol
>>727469716
well there is still nothing wrong with that and you might just be a bit anxious
>>727469849
He's a faggot
>>727469839
no i dont really. i havent even written a paper or anything in forever im totally out of practice with my english. need to get on that. this story about james might be just what i need!
>>727469849
certainly i can!...but not really all at once thats hard. maybe you could narrow in on a particular element of my self
>>727470079
this but unironically
>>727470079
>>727470084
no hes really nice!
>>727470166
hmm whats something you enjoy doing in your free time?
>>727470069
Yeah maybe.
>>727470084
that's not nice :( there's nothing wrong with liking people who have the same downstairs danglies as you!
>>727470226
hello hello welcome home Saya <3
>>727470326
>welcome home
>home
hmm
>>727470281
sounds that way
>>727470241
No, he is a faggot
>>727470326
What the fuck?
>>727465391
Sonata-sama <2
>>727470166
sounds like you have what it takes.
Inspiration is what you really need, anyone can write correctly
>>727470326
hi
>>727470489
you're home when you're here <3
>>727470555
you called them gay no?
>>727470604
hello hello <3
>>727470241
what i mostly enjoy doing is talking to people on the internet and i spend a lot of time doing that. im starting to suspect is a destructive habit. otherwise i like to explore popular artistic mediums and experience as much material as possible from them. unfortunately im a huge dilettante! anyway those mediums that i like most are music, anime, film, literature in order or experience/knowledge. lastly, in my leisure i fantasize about various things constantly and that too might be a bit of a problem.
now do you!
>>727470604
sure hope so...
>>727470555
theres nothing wrong with him!!
>>727470778
i would love to talk to you a lot if you would like to...
>>727470545
I figure I would be past it by now then.
>>727470894
good news! you have free reign to talk to me about anything any time i am available!
whoops thats one word
>>727471067
do you have a discord...?
>>727470899
maybe you need to try harder or actually try
>>727470743
how was your chicken?
>>727470778
did you really see something special in that story or are you just playing?
>>727471230
it was good! I'm not sure if it was too salty from the soy or if it just tasted... meaty? like I said, asian isn't my strong suit!
how was your day though, anon?
>>727470743
Eh, I prefer not to think of it that way.
>>727471196
i do indeed. want me to go fish out my number thing? i dont know it
>>727471230
on one level im always playing but yes i did see something special in the story.
>>727471224
I feel so out of place when I go somewhere. I don't know anymore.
Well I got called a noob by a guy with 1/8th my playtime and who did next to nothing in our mission
That's always nice...
>>727471460
do you want mine?
>>727471469
somewhere? what kind of place are you trying?
>>727471362
I bet it was really good.
I didn't do anything like I had planned
>>727471460
oh ok that's kind of what I thought
>>727471489
Happens in pretty much every multiplayer game sooner or later. What game you playing?
>>727471558
i'll get it when you add me or something presumably. my thing is vApOrzfuok#2386
>>727471708
wheres the story from anyway?
>>727471882
i added you!
>>727471612
Stores jobs events.
>>727471400
welcome to the guest condo, then, Saya!
>>727471708
that's okay, anon <3 baby steps
>>727471882
it was just something random I found on the spot but I thought it was nice.
I had to correct a few mistakes in it too.
Some sentences still sounded weird.
>>727472131
backward steps yeah
>>727471761
Warframe, It's pretty bad when the strictly damage character only beats the CC in kills
>>727472105
bring someone along that could help you a bit
>>727472272
Stolen
>>727472442
Roma Invictus, filthy kike
>>727472441
I don't know many people. Thanks.
>>727472272
Death is the best crowd control
>>727472249
give me a hint! why is lying around digitally or physically?
>>727472701
Cute waifu. Don't mind if I do
>>727472650
just one is enough really
>>727472701
Our CC was using an ability that prevents enemies from taking any action whatsoever
The guy with only damage did nothing, I was healer and I got the most kills
Our fourth guy had a bit of all three
>>727472442
I've been looking for you!
>>727472739
on the wild web
I wouldn't have english stories laying around physically anyway
>>727472249
it's okay to take a couple backward steps when you're trying to move forward, just don't give up <3
>>727472863
The ones I know normally do their own things.
Y'all niggas gay
>>727473196
Oy vey!
dude weed lmao
>>727473261
you can ask them once ,right?
>>727473242
it's too late for that I think
sorry
>>727473515
We don't have that sort of friendship.
>>727473225
oh where do you live
>>727474278
This is my last chance! Gotcha!
>>727473719
it's never too late <3
>>727473770
then what kind of friendship do you have if they won't even tag along with you at least once?
>>727473468
Do the alpha kids at school smoke weed so you're mad at me? Not cool bro
>>727474278
in the land of the maple trees
I'm gonna try to get some sleep, which I'm depriving myself of.
goodnight
>>727474532
maybe if I find a reason
goodnight
>>727474540
They don't really want to go places. We hang out sometimes and play games.
>>727474744
i see. may it be supremely restful! cya later
>>727474744
sleep well mister anon <3 I love you
>>727474872
tell them to tag along once and play a game later
or go to places with games or something
Hello everyone
>juvia claimed
>>727475280
hello hello miss Yui <3 did you do any musics?
>>727475425
hello hello welcome home miss Juvia!
>>727472989
That aint right. That aint right at all.
>>727475247
The most we ever do is a store for food and it's in and out. Small town. Not many places
>>727475833
Tell me about it. My town has 800 people, and it's a 15 minute drive to the nearest decent sized town (and it only has 13,000).
>>727475833
picnic? camp? maybe play some odd sport
>>727475580
Not even here 5 mins and already postinglewds at me
>>727475651
Hello love anon how are you?
>>727475280
Yui!
>>727476101
I'm good today <3 how are you though? staying warm and safe?
>>727475651
Nothing worth showing off. :
>>727476108
Sono!
>>727476101
sorry if I offended you I will stop now
>>727476039
4K people where I live. Big town is more than 200mi away. It sucks. >>727476100
They don't want to do those things. They grew up with them and they are sick of them
>>727476216
that's okay! as long as you had fun <3
>>727476283
wish that would be me, but I wouldn't be bored of those things
claimed
>>727476283
Where do you live? I'm from an agricultural community in the Midwest.
I claim this cutie blue
>>727475813
How so?
One guy was a noob, everyone else was doing their job
>>727476570
>not caged
2/10
>>727476622
I'm going to keep my eyes on this one
>>727476551
Yeah. Plenty of people like that stuff. >>727476572
Middle of the desert in Cali.
>>727476755
She is too perfect to cage.
>>727476806
Oi get your own, jew
>>727476622
Welcome. Blue hair is cute.
>>727476806
Seeing that face from the front spooked me :P
>>727476622
And >>727476916 is right, blue hair is cute
>>727476874
caged are best
>>727476198
I'm doing alright i guess.
My basement was leaking water from all the rain but other than that everything is good
>>727476216
Hello Yui
>>727476252
Nonono i never said stop
P-please keep going...
>>727476570
Fair enough
>>727476622
>dub dubs
Blue is best
>>727477005
She deserves freedom.
>>727476829
don't you?
>>727476916
>>727476996
>>727477085
Blue is best
I'm blue da ba dee da ba die
>>727477085
Thank you.
>>727477111
she can have it sometimes
>>727477164
I'm blue if I was green I would die if I was green I would die
>>727476505
I suppose it kept me distracted for a while.
Still rather disappointed with my recent work.
I've scraped 6 projects in the last month.
>>727477085
Hi
>>727477118
I mean it's nice yeah but not all the time. I would like to go to my favorite spot.
>>727477085
ahhh ;~; I'm sorry about your basement! that's no good
>>727477288
don't scrap things! everything is worth keeping, because maybe it'll be useful and maybe you'll find a bit from a song that fits somewhere else!
>>727477085
no thats ok I understand
>>727477164
Blue signifies top tier waifu
>>727477174
Anytime
>>727477288
How are you?
>>727477459
It's not too bad but my room is in the basement so that wasn't fun to come home to
>>727477260
I'm blue I will bleed I will die I will bleed I will die
>>727477389
and do?
>>727477800
Well said fellow blue~
>>727477873
Go up into the dunes cook food maybe drink.
>>727477769
P-please keep going
>>727477878
What show is your waifu from any how?
>>727477769
Nice.
>>727477807
D-Don't die :(
I don't wanna see any more deaths :(
>>727477978
Puella Magi Madoka Magica