Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>727448273
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>>727456194
Good until I show up and you're not here. Then I'll probably die in agony
>>727456368
*sits down*
*whistling inconspicuously*
Heh...no slim shady round these parts
Nagato claimed.
>>727455932
Welcome back.
>>727456128
You had me, then you lost me. I'll just wait for Star Citizen.
Still awake
Traps are gay
Still here
>>727456368 (kanzAiki)
By accepting that you love me and belong to me :o
>>727456469 (tAiga)
I know that you do, we both know
>>727456722
LEWD
>>727456677
THIS
>>727456566
Oh. That would bad. That shouldn't happen. >>727456677
I think it's more of a scale
>>727456652
Maybe you'll like the third part. A lot more action.
>>727456677
>weak bait
Why not claim the sky is green next time?
>>727456838
>>727456652
When will the Star Citizen meme die?
>>727456842
Thank god!
>>727456722
Howdy ho 'pardner
>>727454922
No because it will never come. Or at least I'm hoping it won't.
>>727455467
Well, I guess? I'm not switching back.
Claim
>>727456809
I can't
>>727456984
>Lewding Vigne
YOU DEMON
>>727457040
>>727456984
seasonal sluts...
>>727457124
>>727456906
Oh! I've heard that people are in an uproar about that third part, been making a lot of waves in the news. I'm sure that one must definitely be more action packed.
>>727456999
I'm sure that one will die much sooner than the HL3 meme.
>>727456652
>just wait for Star Citizen
Might be a long wait.
>>727456722
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-SYkQkTO-k&t
>>727456809
I don't think you could handle me.
>>727457123
You can and you will
>>727457179
I already do handle you and 3 others
>>727457179
Yeah, it probably will be. But at least that gives me time to save up for the beast of a computer I'll most certainly need to fully enjoy it.
>>727456999
Does Michiru have any connection with lemons or is it just for this one pic?
>>727457124
No mate, Vigne is the demon.
>>727457145
See >>727447858
>>727457179
It's a Taiga.
カラミチーマス
>>727457314
The lemon is the representative fruit of Chiru, as Chiru is lemons.
>>727457169
I almost feel bad for Gaben, he has to put up with that every day....
but he also let the CS devs come close to totally ruining the game so no remorse
>>727457040
Why did you leave Mash?
>>727456842
Does it scale from gay to still gay?
I don't know about you, but gay simply means being a guy that's attracted to guys. Traps can look girly all they want, but they're still dudes.
>>727456961
More akin to stating the color blue is blue.
>>727457040
But if it DOES come... Right?
>>727457533
Dota 2 Market & hacks, TF2 Gamestate, CS gamestate. Gabe gets what he deserves.
>>727457273
We think of "handle" quite differently.
>>727457310
Pledged more money than I'd like to admit.
That's a long time ago, and I have gotten to play it quite a bit already.
Just hope they actually make it to release...
>>727457169
Lots of fights and sex scenes.
Like Spartacus in the desert, and no one shaves.
>>727457645
Well that's a ludicrous statement. How would one even define what 'blue' is?
>>727457183
I can't and when
>>727457570
Hello Jill. >>727457645
Nah more like 1-10. I feel like it's more gay to fuck chad than someone at least attempting to appear feminine. I mean it's still gay but less so.
>>727457674
Dota 2 hacks are the worst because it's really fucking hard to tell if someone is hacking in dota with the exception of techies scripting and shit like autohex
>>727457314
More lemons!
>>727457677
I handle and take care of my claims well!
>>727457800
Maybe you already did in your heart
>>727457677
>>727457800
Okay gotta sleep, sweet dreams you two :*
>>727457768
Träum ja nicht von irgendwelchen lolis
hello everyone i just found out about 4chan (i know im a faggot) and i saw ur guy's thread all day i just wanted to share my waifu too!
>>727457847
evening, hon. I miss anything?
>>727457899
good choice. she was my first crush.
>>727457897
Maybe
Goodnight
>>727457677
I'm sure they're going by the Shigeru Miyamoto release philosophy: A delayed game is eventually good, but a rushed game is forever bad.
>>727457768
OK, you keep winning me over then losing me. I don't think I want to get terribly invested in hairy desert sex. Please tell me there are better high points than just that.
>>727457875
Autohex, autoeuls, maps hacks, I think there might be a few auto-crit scripts in the wild still.
Then no "Overwatch" type system to punish griefers, feeders, intentional throwing. All that jazz.
Off to sleep, goodnight everyone, take care.
>>727457897
Nights Ai
>>727457899
Welcome, fishlady claimer.
>>727457974
My power is out from the high winds. You?
>>727457768
That's the whole point of a tautological statement.
0=0, 1=1. red things are red, men liking traps is gay. These are all employing the same idea.
>>727457847
It sounds like you're agreeing?
>>727457145
Everyone is seasonal at first.
>>727457645
I DON'T WANT IT TO COME AND I'LL MAKE THE EXTRA EFFORT.
>>727457560
Other Mash claimer ruined her for me. I kept being called the "lewd Mash", people kept telling me to post lewds and it was annoying as fuck. Plus I found no real reason to love her.
Then I saw Satania and I just sperged over how cute and lovable I found her to be, so I switched.
>>727458125
goodnight
>>727458125
sleep well.
>>727458191
windy here but comfy. probably going to settle in and watch a movie in a bit, but not sure.
>>727458265
Post lewds
>>727458233
Oh it's very gay but there is a scale to it. >>727458336
Sounds cozy. I'm just laying in my bed with my dog.
If evens I make another cup of coffee.
>>727458608
enjoy
>>727458401
I don't have lewds.
>>727458541
lucky dog.
>>727458608
rev up that coffee cup.
>>727458608
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BE_oH1PN77U
>>727458265
You really are the worst kind of person. What happens when you're married to some guy and you find someone better?
>>727458117
Lol you think that's bad?
VAC doesn't exist on linux. There's literally no anticheat on linux for any valve game.
>>727458824
>guy
I'm not gay.
And these aren't real people lul.
>>727458704
Download some
>>727457533
I c. I really want to know more about Michiru but since it's a romance/harem I'm worried that the plot won't hook me. I'm usually more about pretentious storylines.
>>727457875
That's one sexy lemon.
>>727458265
Well then maybe promising to post it will help dissuade you if you get urges?
>>727458541
*licks the back of you ear*
>>727458912
Well, shit. Issues just keep cropping up.
At least I haven't seemed to have encountered any of these issues to any great degree during my playtime
>>727458731
You're welcome to join us.
>>727458981
No.
>>727459108
Grisaia is one of the only good harems imo
>>727459494
I encounter them literally all the time but I may or may not go looking for them <3
MAN FUCK CAPTCHA THIS NEW ONE WHERE THE IMAGES DISAPPEAR IS ASS im legit about to go buy a 4chan pass
>>727459502
don't I wish.
>>727458919
>doesn't consider her waifu to be real.
Wow.
>>727459473
Think I missed you yesterday.
How is everyone today?
>>727459692
Yeah me too.
>>727459713
I mean, I wish, but it's not happening.
>>727459829
Alive ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>727459721
you missed me already? that is cute
test
>>727459829
hi how are you?
>>727460012
rip
Time to head out. See you guys soon.
>>727459988
You are a nice change of pace.
>>727459966
our waifu exist in our hearts
>>727460156
goodbye
>>727459829
why ram over rem just to be a contrarian?
>>727459983
You're abusing that shrug emote lately.
>>727459667
I'll download it some day soon and then I'll be the judge of that. Is the anime any good or should I just go for the VN?
>>727459829
Bad
>>727460771
just go for the vn
>>727460771
Anime is good, but the VN is a masterpiece
>>727460250
more lewd is a nice pace?
>>727460680
But it describes how I feel so well
https://youtu.be/oSylbQEHhVo
>>727460992
It's just different you know?
>>727460680
Who the fuck are you, his mother?
>>727460302
Yeah, I guess.
>>727461123
Who the fuck are you, a heretic?
>>727461107
because you'd like to be licked more than anything?
>>727461237
>
>>727461471
A cuddle would be nice too.
>>727461002
I understand, but words are good.
>>727461123
No, i'm just a bully. Also, why won't you answer meeee?
>>727461586
So is this emoticon ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Are traps actually gay?
The answer may surprise you!
>>727460938
I c.
>>727460958
I guess if I like Chiru even more than I'm hoping for I'l get the show and take screencaps/make webms of it.
>>727459983
Im sorry anon, what's wrong?
>>727460013
Good! You?
>>727460636
I like Ram, why is it such a big deal to you?
>>727460791
Not good anon! Talk about it if you want!
>>727461570
I agree that would be nice too while I lick you
>>727461869
I mean, how can u not like a show with OFFICIAL HENTAI
>>727461916
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Heretics don't know what a waifu is.
>>727461933
I'd wiggle around the whole time.
>>727461237
Not at all, are you?
>>727461586
Fucking bully smh. I'm sorry! I didn't realize! I'm playing FH.
>>727461722
-_-
>>727461866
Yes.
Not surprising though.
>>727461869
The anime is cute but far inferior. It cuts a ton of the stories.
>>727462189
You still haven't answered~
>>727462252
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>727459957
cuddle party at Tomo's place, everyone.
>>727462321
Well, that didn't work
evening
>>727462252
Answer what?
>>727462321
I'm going to send an email to ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>727462373
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>727462429
Will you post that dumpster picture if you heresy?
My waifu is bestu
>>727462252
But if i told you, it wouldn't be clickbait
Gotta earn them shekels somehow
>>727461916
not good
how was your day?
>>727462390
hi
>>727462499
Good luck, I don't think it will work ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>727462346
Don't invite everywhere. That's too many people.
>>727462581
hooziz?
>>727462105
that sounds really nice
>>727462429
Another switch?
>>727462786
He's been that for a while now
>>727462525
Controversy gets you plenty of clicks too.
>>727462584
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>727461993
C-can I have a cute Alice picture before I go to sleep? Pretty please.
>>727462765
I know. It may get annoying for you. >>727462786
Hi sono.
>>727462786
You picked it up yet?!
>>727462854
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>727462864
There you go, anon
>>727462826
I feel bad for the previous waifus. All alone, abandoned... waiting to be claimed again, not being able to trust another.
>>727462920
Sup kid.
>>727462962
It's too heavy.
>>727462701
just a small snugglefest, then?
>>727463006
darling!
>>727462746
anon
>>727463048
I'm not a kid. My power is out >>727463065
Yes. Much more comfy
>>727462499
I'm not! I'm dumping my talk with you instead!
>>727462786
You're slow.
And you haven't even seen me do it lul.
>>727462854
Fair point...
Top 10 reasons Avatar: The Last Airbender is Anime too
>>727462189
>qtRuby
>qtMash
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
You tell me.
>>727463048
I'm sure waifus have no difficulty getting another. You could even say, they're never single ever
>it's still horrible though
>>727463211
Her~e~tic~
>>727463127
How's it going
>>727463006
Hello Mado/2B, you doing well?
>>727463048
But you wanted it heavy and sturdy, remember?
>>727462988
Thanks!
>>727462920
not at all I would be really comfortable with you wiggling around while I lick around and nibble some
>>727463211
I know you're not heresying! But if you do!!
>>727463267
>
>>727463137
oh hi anon like roleplay: wraps arms around you rocks back and forth /thus ends roleplay section of the post
whats going on with you?
>>727463287
duxd idk i feel straaaaaaaange haha %) hbu
>>727463292
I'm doing well.
>>727463462
Are you feeling alright
>>727463187
I didn't mean that in a bad way lol
Why is your power out?
>>727463211
I've seen you go to from Ruby to Mash and from Mash to Satan.
>>727463267
Ah but then there's Sonokawa, no one loves her but me.
>>727463312
I do but the post office is closed so I have to pick it up tomorrow, I'm so fucking pissed. UGH
My sister lost a pair of $150 coats because the fucking mailman give to a neighbor to give to us when we got home and the neighbor kept it.
>>727463403
For how long?
>>727463535
i guess not bad anyway tho my tummy is in a bit of a twist hbux2
>>727463462
hi friend
>>727463418
There there, it'll be okay
>>727463602
I'm sure there are others who do. Same as with Alice, as much as I would like to say she is mine alone
>>727463187
let's say Duke/Alice and Sono?
>>727463602
Oh ok good. The wind did something.
This is my waifu
>>727463462
I appreciated that roleplay section of the post
I'm sad sci
>>727463720
what is this another anon?
>>727463769
I don't know the first two well enough
>>727463602
You never met me as Ruby?
I never talked to you as Ruby.
>>727463753
Hug me Alice ;~;
>>727463415
I WILL DROP THIS CONVERSATION.
>>727463892
im your friend hi!
>>727463753
I would go full madd if someone claimed Sonokawa...
>>727463769
>sneezes
>>727463810
Oh I remember you saying you like the sound of the wind, so do I.
>>727463811
Wait until she's 18, dude.
>>727463951
I have and we have~
>>727463924
he's pretty chill, being a drunk canadian and all.
>>727463708
I'm doing well so far.
>>727463951
I can't. I don't want to catch Heresy
>>727464033
Someone tried to do that with Alice. I am as fast as autism though
>>727463535
Anything happen lately?
>>727464049
>forgot image
woo I need to stop drinking so early in the evening
>>727464033
snuggle party at Tomo's. you're invited.
>>727463866
boy howdy im sure glad you did! whats troubling you my good buddy? how might i help?
>>727464032
oh hi friend great to see you again! hows the uhhhh thing? is that good still?
>>727464117
>so far
wdymbt
>>727463665
until you let out some nice moans maybe
or ask for something else
>>727463951
Fine fine fine...
I'll leave it alone.
And I'm home, back among degenerates.
>>727464033
No, you haven't. The moment you started claiming I wasn't even Ruby.
>>727464127
I'll get you either way, Hibiki.
>>727464033
It's nice when it doesn't knock the power out. >>727464049
Ah that's cool. It is after work so it's ok to drink
>>727464201
well its alright not as good as it used to be...
ive been worried about you
>>727464310
>Hibiki
Don't bring my daughterfu into this
>>727464205
That wouldn't be long
Oh shit more fucking weaboos come to steal ya extra small condoms from the nearest drug store to fuck their pillows
Hello all
>Tanya claimed
>>727464201
you can't really
just tell me how you're doing
>>727464370
why worried? did something happen?
>>727464443
>>727464127
Oh yeah I remember that, it was funny :p
>>727464150
Oh my I might become a little slut because I want both of them.
>>727464309
Sup kid
>>727464310
Hmm yes you were, I remember, I started claiming back in December.
>>727464331
I remember when a gust of wind slammed into my building and scared the shit out of me. I couldn't even imagine what people in small house go through.
>>727464567
we havent talked in so long i just didnt know if something happened to you
-squeaks?-
>>727464331
>image
is it lewd time then?
>>727464443
>condoms to fuck a pillow
???
??????
>>727464612
lucky them, then.
>>727463602
>reeeee
At least you have something to look forward to tomorrow!
What a shitty neighbour.
I shouldn't be here, I need to go before my cover is blown, goodnight.
>>727464727
ticc
>>727464612
Did you just assume my age?
>>727464142
Not really, rather boring day today.
I need more friends.
>>727464201
Who really knows what the day will bring.
>>727464309
hi barbarian
>>727464394
I will bring all I want into this argument.
>>727464612
Yes, and at that time I wasn't Ruby.
>>727464286
You bully -_-
Don't you have other stuff to do other than bullying me? Like erping or something.
>>727464775
have some more thighs, bud.
>>727464612
I disagree
>>727464856
I'll bring up your lovely Mash edit then :^)
>>727464850
Well, I'm here and on Discord if you need a quick chat or anything. That is if I'm awake.
>>727464872
how did you know ?
>>727464963
wanna erp Kappa.
>>727464722
Why the questionable squeak, anon?
>>727464759
Awh goodnight and sweet dreams!
>>727464727
And I'm greedy...
>>727464426
asking for something else or to moan?
>>727464850
Hello, Ruski. Do anything fun today?
>>727464856
Who would i erp with?
Will you erp with me? Me love you long time.
And then for pillow talk afterwards i can bully you some more.
>>727465032
-eeps. Is Sonata, not an anon-
>>727465031
*shoots you in the face with Mokarin's gun*
>>727464976
thick thighs are heaven on earth.
>>727465032
oh... I'll just be cuddling myself, then.
https://youtu.be/8petL3nJYB4
>>727464557
thats unfortunate it's something i think id really like to be able to do %( if u really want to know im in a bit of an awkward spot for sleep. just rested for four need to wake again in seven. guess i stay up for three? hm.
>>727464687
well gee you dont have to worry about me im gravy. wish i knew who you were
>>727464850
well stay optimistic! that is the best way
>>727465241
im your friend!
and i will worry about you i care about you a lot
>>727465194
indeed they are