State you're job, salary, and age. I'll begin: >Chef

lead mechanic at shitty family owned shop
11/hr straight pay
26 years old

>Aircraft Mechanic
>$67,500/year
>25 years old

why do u always make this thread, i am rich and miserable. feel better now?

>>727448243

got a buddy who's a aircraft mechanic, he said there's a shit load of paperwork,

>Electronic engineer
>25€ hour
>24 years

>IT research engineer
>~2500€ a month
>24yo

>>727448596
The paperwork is fucking insane. At least half the time of any job is paperwork.

Implementation Consultant
£2500/month
26

>>727447524
>Unemployed
>0 Income
>22 years old

Can't get a job in cause I don't speak french in QC... Kill me

>>727447524
>Chef
>Wendy's

Pick one.

>Geek Squad
>$16.50 an hour
>24 years old

>>727447524
ESL Teacher

30-38€/hour

25

>Server at a decent restaurant
>Average $20/hr
>20 years old

>>727448366
And honest too. Over a certain amount of money it doesn't matter anymore. One broad can fuck up the whole thing.

>>727447524
>Unemployed / Student
>£50+ / month
>18

>>727449002
It's nearly April. Walk your ass out of there.
Hotel night auditor
11.75 an hour
25

>Web Programmer
>$72,000/year
>26

> Indie game developer
> $0/hour
> 28

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>>727447524
>male prostitute
> $450 an hour
>27 years old

Pretty good job. I wear designer clothes and have some cute underwear. I work whatever hours I want and drink and do drugs with homeless people for fun. Skateboard everyday and hookup with rando guys and occasionally a fat girl. Life is good.

Fry cook at Wendy's
19
8.74/hour

>>727449002
Why don't you learn you lazy piece of shit? Je suppose que t'es un gros épais d'américain qui connait juste l'anglais amyrite?

>>727449002
Fucking frogs. Hate those cunts. How the hell did you get stuck in Quebec? I lived there for a while.

>>727449214
Where at?

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Clerical Assistant
$15 hrly
25

>cashier
>$350 / month
>19

>>727449356
What do you do when you're 38 though? Go to school late?

>Butcher at Foodlion
>$8.20 an hour
>20 yo

>Watchmaker
>$26.50/hr
>27

Sous chef at Wendy's
22
$9.25 an hour

>supervisor at greggs
>£8.84 p/h
>20 yo
I'm a student at the moment.

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>>727449035

The CIA uses your employer as a tool for spying on people. Have you had to install any wiretaps lately?

Maitre 'D at Wendy's
54
67000/ year

>>727447524
>Submarine Captain
>$99,565/year
>46 years

>>727449557
East Coast? I haven't seen a food lion since I was in Virginia

>>727448366
>20 year old beach lifeguard and struggling to pay rent

help me feel more miserable from richness i wont mind.

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Mines rescue officer, $85K base, plus overtime.

26 years old.

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>>727447524
My dad works at Carl's Jr. He said Elon came to Carl's Jr. one day and he was a real dummy

Freight Forwarder
61k CAD
25

>Email designer/coder
>~$72k
>34

Computer shit is where it's at kiddos

34/CA
225k

>>727449409
Midwest US. I got a friend in dubai trying to get me to come over and get a job there doing hotel stuff. Apparently they love hiring Americans there. Maybe it's a bitch thing.

>>727449876
My dad said the same thing. He said Elon came to Chili's one day and he was a real dummy

>>727449363
Mad Quebecois fag hows Pauline Marois

67.5k yr
Web Dev
23 years old

Owner of a local trucking company
10k/month
26 years old

target overnight
$15 /hr
18

>>727449375
Born, and raised here. Went to a English school all my life and never had a french class.

>>727450044
Oh shit my dad's a male prostitute and said Elon musk came in him one day and was really dumb

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>>727447524

is it me or are Wendy's chefs literally always the ones who start these threads

>>727450267
Nah you gotta lurk most for the other ones but yeah mostly it's the same faggot

>>727449926
Trying to put my foot in the door as a hardware engineer.

>>727449525
I am in school. After the army I kinda floated around until I decided to go to school. The hooking is just for fun and profit.

You should try it, nothing like fucking for cash.

Commercial Fishing
550K on a good year
(last year only made 85k, worst fishing season since 1984)
34
(Captain of my own boat)

>Cashier at Zara (clothing retail)
>$10/hr
>19
>also going to school of course

>>727450529
Yeah but you mostly fuck dudes right ?

>Delivery Driver
>8 an hour while im in the restaurant
>5 while driving plus tips and mileage
>20

Home Depot Cashier
$10/hr
18

>>727447524

> Partner at consulting firm
> ~$1m per year (Canadian dollars)
> 33 years old

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>>727449695
It was FBI my dude

>>727450222
I hate it most when the frogs leave Quebec to work in other provinces but it's fucking impossible for it to go the other way around. Also frogs are cancer. You get one and he'll instantly start trying to get more. Then you're stuck with a whole gang of frogs. It's hell. It's now a firm policy for me no French guys.

>>727450772
Which province? How many hours per week?

Trucker
120k/yr
21

>>727450529
I'm not exactly what people go looking for.

>>727449035
16.50 at fucking Geek Squad? Where the hell do you live. That's like a $12/hr job TOPS where I am.

>>727450772

>Canadian dollars

Take your maple leaves and hockey teeth somewhere else, /b/uddy.

>>727450400
Nice dubs. How are you finding the world of h/w? Fun and cool as he'll but there's absolutely nothing where I am.

>>727450931

British Columbia. Very volatile. Sometimes 30, and other times 90. It's transaction dependent.

>>727451008
What in gods name do you haul

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>>727450855

Fucking dubbed me on a reply to my shit, damn you spy.

>>727451128
Shit man. Vancouver? I'd move there in the future if/when I get job offers for my field but cost of living is expensive as shit.

>>727450544
Nice dubs. Just curious. Where, roughly?

>>727451134
Just refrigerated, once you save up to go owner-operator you get between 80-95% of whatever the buyer is paying for the shipping.

>>727451124
Still studying but computers have always interested me. Plus I know I'll always have jobs available, good pay, and good hours so I'll be a happy camper. Also there's the off chance I work for startup that becomes big or invest wisely.

Mechanical Engineer
£37,000
28

>>727447524
>amazon warehouse worker
>14.25
>28

Engineering project manager
$60k/year
24

>>727447524
>Utlization Review Coordinator
>43k
>27

>>727451364
Never knew that I guess. I work in shipping and receiving at a produce warehouse, but we work directly with a select few trucking companies. Never heard of anyone making nearly that much.

>>727451134
That's not unheard of in the trucking industry. Not sure which country he's from, but long haul truckers in Australia break six figures regularly. Those guys seriously work their tits off.

Maint tech.
85k/ yr
32

>>727450633
Right.

>>727451409
Are you sure you'll always have jobs? By h/w I mean circuit board, FPGA and ASIC development work. Are we talking the same h/w?

Stream producer
Average about 5k a month more or less
23 yo

>>727450633
Yup! I am gay and am hung like a porn star. I have a big dick and am in great shape so I can charge top dollar. I can fuck women if I want but I don't like to.

>>727451879
Different types of hardware then but tech industry always has a need for jobs and pays well with consistent hours.

>>727451008
Unless you haul unstable radioactive isotopes or something I'm callin' bullshit on this one

My name is Elon...I came in Wendy...and she was a real dummy.

>lawyer at Wachtell, Lipton, Rosen and Katz
>500K per year
>38 Years old

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>>727447524
Foundry assistant
$12.50 an hour
19 years old
>Pic related
It's a piece we did about a year ago

>Armed Security Officer
>$25.85/hr
>25 years old

>Student Finance Counselor
>$20.20/hr or $42k/yr pretax
>26yo

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>>727452075
fuck..kek

>>727447524

You better be joking man.

28, Teamleader at Franklin Templeton 25$ an hour.
By the time i'm your age i might aswell have my first million, you should be embarrassed.

>HR consultant been working since 15 and studied simultaniously.
>29k € a year
>20

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>>727451064
We can clean you up to where you could fuck an old man. Or you could get a partner and "put on a show." That one is pretty fun. Just put yourself out there and some old fag will pay to blow you. I'm not joking, they pay to blow you! It's real, it exists.

>1st year millwright apprentice at a foundry
>currently $19.69 will end up around $28
>22 years old

>23
>software engineer
>65k

Warehouse operative at a Tesco's
£7.24 per hour
21 years old

Hey, the name's Danny. I'm 72 years old and an actor. I make 150k an hour filming a new movie with my brother Arnie.

>Telecom/Appliance salesman
>Commission/75 a day
>19

>>727452137
>Wachtell, Lipton, Rosen and Kat
Yeah I bet you're a partner at 38. Lying.

lol you first worlders make me laugh when you complain about your talk about your low wages. this is a low wage bro from a 3rd world violent shithole

>21 yrs old
>Call center tech supp
>$7800 year/$2.88 an hour

Legal assistant (zilch experience)
35k
NY

>>727453018
Oops

26

>>727452075
Is she was a dummy why didnt you come on her tummy?

There is so much bullshit in the thread you could smell it on Mars.

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>"marine environmental technical" AKA; deckhand, boat operator, oil spill responder for a global diving company
>$16-$65/hr, depending on the job.
>22

Soon to be a commercial diver.

>>727451257
Yes, in Vancouver.

What is your field?