Not young any more, but still fucking hot. More hot celeb milfs, anons.
>>727433004
Love her big nipples
Been fapping to her since Xena
>>727432872
Choose three and only three
>>727432551
still one of my all time oldfag favorites
>>727433343
I'd fuck the shit out of Helen Mirren
>>727432872
>>727433293
Bellucci, Vergara, Hurley
Cameron Diaz
>>727434024
>Bellucci, Vergara, Hurley
You are a man of excellent taste
>>727433763
And she'd fuck the shit out of you
>>727432872
Hayek, Tilly, Zeta-Jones
>>727433763
I banged her back in '45
>this belongs in /s/
This is now a fluffy thread.
>>727434679
>>727434758
>>727432872
Elvira for sure. however I have a new chromebook so I don't have any pic yet.
>>727434233
>>727433763
I would fuck her and call her "Nana".
I'd still fuck Cassandra Peterson until I died. She still looks as good out of the Elvira makeup as ever.
>>727432551
>old milf with high cock mileage and in menopause since 1983
>shows saggy tit in public
>gets labeled hot by virgin neckbearded basementdweller sporting a puny flaccid penis
wtf
>>727433763
>I'd fuck the shit out of Helen Mirren
That's Dame Hellen to you, peasant.
She has been sharing the boobies since at least "Cal" in 1984, hence the knighthood*.
*[Strictly speaking, it's a damehood for the DBE]
>>727434799
>>727435090
>>727435144
>>727435185
M-Me and m-my mistress Victoria Justice were entering a parking l-lot last w-week when th-the gate attendant recognized V-Vic behind the wheel a-as w-we p-paid h-him... H-He g-got v-very e-excited and s-started t-to ask us all s-sorts o-o-of questions ab-about o-our afternoon p-plans, if w-we w-were going t-to p-park and do shopping a-at the m-mall o-or v-visit the restaurant and Vic d-did h-her best to answer h-him... She l-looked a-at m-me once o-or t-twice, l-looking for direction: maybe sh-she wanted me t-to cut i-in s-so we could g-get o-on... B-But I-I was t-to taken aback b-by this f-fellow and his enthusiasms f-for staying i-in Vic's face and c-certainly d-didn't want t-to give a cause for him to get upset b-by cutting short h-his conversations... H-He then t-told V-Vic her sunglasses are r-really blocking h-her beautiful e-eyes and she would look so much better without them; she giggled, l-looked a-at m-me and then took them off... H-He smiled a-and complimented h-her, spending another minute l-looking h-her o-over... Then an awkward silent o-occurred and a-all V-Vic c-could d-do w-was smile, l-look at m-me and him a-as h-his e-eyes r-ran a-all over h-her... "Well..." she finally started t-to say, trying break the conversation, b-but the m-man s-stopped h-her; he r-reached into the c-car and grabbed h-her h-hand o-on the wheel, s-saying h-he r-really thought h-her bl-blouse w-was s-so nice, wh-what f-fabric w-was it and h-he w-wanted t-to feel it... He l-looked a-at Vic a-and m-me and when h-he saw m-me l-looking very scared h-he smiled a-and reached d-down t-to touch Vic blouse, r-right o-over h-her left b-breast... She o-opened h-her m-mouth i-in surprise a-at this strange h-hand, n-now cupping a-and pressing h-her blouse fabric over her soft breast... I-I w-was shocked t-too and didn't know what t-to do, h-hoping h-he would s-stop and l-let us go...Then when h-he s-saw m-my shocked expression h-he b-barked a-at m-me, "You got a problem bud?"...
>>727434896
Lynda then, though I was too young, and now.
>>727435227
>>727435278
Very scared, I-I t-told, "No, no sir, n-no problem here."... This c-caused h-him t-to laugh; h-he blurted o-out a-a, "Ya I thought so," and h-he continued to rub Vic's t-top, o-over b-both o-of h-her beautiful breasts... V-Vic l-looked very u-upset and scared; I-I wish I could've h-helped h-her b-but I was afraid o-of getting this f-fellow s-so mad a-at m-me h-he might t-turn violent... Then th-things t-turned f-for the w-worse as h-he c-called h-her a-a slut and s-stuffed h-his h-hand d-down into h-her pants, making h-her gasp o-out l-loudly and m-me utter a, "Sorry, s-sorry t-to bother y-you g-good sir. P-Please d-don't h-hurt h-her s-sir..." Wasting n-no time unzipping h-her p-pants, h-he then s-stuck o-out h-his t-tongue a-as h-his hand dug into h-her panties, m-making h-her m-moan... I-I then g-got a-a good idea t-to comfort h-her while sh-she w-was going through this: h-holding h-her hand... I-I reached o-out a-and grabbed Vic's right h-hand f-from m-my passenger s-seat and h-held i-it, pressing i-it close... "Well girlie, time to pay your keep!" h-he s-said a-as h-he unzipped h-his p-pants and t-took o-out h-his l-large m-member; s-standing r-right o-outside the c-car o-on Vic's side, h-his p-penis stood r-ready... H-He then g-growled a-at m-me t-to direct h-her m-mouth to you know where... She wh-whimpered a-and I-I slowly s-started t-to move m-my hands onto Vic's h-head t-to guide h-her t-to do as h-he o-ordered wh-when w-we w-were s-saved b-by a-another two c-cars approaching f-from d-directly b-behind us... H-He p-pulled u-up h-his p-pants and r-removed h-his h-hands from Vic... I-I o-ordered Vic t-to start d-driving and g-get u-us away a-as quick a-as possible, which she did... And thankfully w-we w-were w-well away w-within another m-minute, t-trying t-to f-find another lot t-to park a-at...
>>727432717
Happiness is indeed a warm gun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXWMt4vkQ80
>>727435674
>>727434521
Probably the hottest milf
>>727435861
Don't forget!
>this thread belongs in /s/
>>727436419
>>727436540
>>727436915
Pic related*.
*[Pun fully intended.]
>>727435401
Back in the late 1990s /early 2000s, I used to make her latte for her most mornings. Opening shift at Starbucks in Wildwood shopping center, Bethesda, Maryland. She looked even better in person and was always really nice. Classy lady.
10/10 would tonguepunch the fartbox
>>727437821
It's good to hear she was decent towards you. I'd heard otherwise since she decided to become a DC power wife, but it was all just scurrilous gossip.
>>727433124
She certainly doesn't seem to mind getting naked. She's taken pretty good care of herself.
>>727437821
fuck your entitled ass in bethesda.
>>727436419
>virgin detected
>>727438540
And now.
>>727437982
>>727438300
Eh, I know. I lived elsewhere but worked there. It was the busiest location in the DC area, and I was good on the espresso machine (they still used real ones then) so they had me work at that location. Good tips.
>>727437821
>I used to make her latte for her most mornings
For some reason I feel like there might be an opportunity for topical humour.
Madonna
>>727434615
In her crib I guess?
Best Milf ass?
>>727438974
I just can't with her. Holds a dual monarchy, as a size queen and the original queen of the edgelords (look how slutty I am! Blah blah blah).
>>727439106
And she's ugly. Don't forget that.
>>727438974
Is that vinilla ices dick?
>>727437013
>>727439268
When she had the youth filter, she was somewhat bangable. But that's long since passed.
>>727439286
nah just a cropped n colorized big toe job however that toe might very well indeed be Vanilla Ices.
>>727439286
Nope, Boy George.
little baby doll is safely tucked
in her special soft sweat-top!
>>727439448
Nevermind, nix what the fuck I just said. Fuck look at those hairy arms, lol.
vikki la motta raging bulls wife
little baby
cleans her entire body,
washing away
all those nasty
old men with
their comments,
telling baby
she has to
bend over and fart
on their faces!
>>727435033
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082348/?ref_=nv_sr_2
Excalibur 1981. Helen not only got naked. But engaged in two scenes of portrayed incest. With her brother, and her son. It's actually kinda hot.
>>727438300
>fuck your entitled ass in bethesda.
>>727438825
>Eh, I know. I lived elsewhere but worked there. ...
I think you missed his proposition.
> Good tips.
Oh, never mind.
For my sins I'm about to start a new job in Rockville.
Pic unrelated, but an on-topic challenge.
>>727439810
looks like old economy steve
>>727438753
>>727437982
There are actual nudes of Barbra Eden from when she was young, you know?
>>727440290
Its like but we need these programs for the Children
but who will pay for them?
Well, the children will. ha!
omg, baby hopes
she stays upright
and doesn't accidentally
fall on her bum!
>>727440434
I did not know that, anon. I have been culturally enhanced by your vast knowledge. I bow before you, sir.
>>727440707
She did tease movies before she was even in I dream of Genie, and also did nudes before she did the playboy spread
>>727440206
Good luck with that. Rockville is almost as bad. The jews just don't have quite as much money as in Bethesda.
Hard to believe she's someone's aunt.
>>727440166
>Excalibur
One of my favourite films and some great performances. "Anal nathrak..."
>>727440166
>two scenes of portrayed incest
Pic very much related.
Mariah
This thread needs some Kim Basinger.
The hottest MILF ever.
>>727432872
DO YOU KISS LESS VIRGINS KNOW HOW IT FEELS TO FUCK A POST MENOPAUSAL WOMAN?
THERE PUSSY IS DRY LIKE THE SAHARA SO EVEN YOUR SMALL 2" COCKS WILL HURT. THEIR ASSHOLES LOOK LIKE ROTTING MUSHROOMS, TITS FEEL LIKE GROCERY BAGS FULL OF DIARRHEA..AND THE SMELL...THEY ALWAYS SMELL LIKE OLD PEOPLE...EVEN AT 50 THEY START SMELLING LIKE THAT.
THE SEX WILL BE SHIT SINCE THEY LOST THEIR FLEXIBLY AND THEIR JONTS HURT AND CREAK AND CRACK.
AND YOU KNOW WHY THEY SHAVE THEIR PUSSIES FOR THE PICS? BECAUSE IT'S GREY DOWN THERE YOU FAT CUNTS.
THE ONLY REASON YOU INTERNET FAT FUCKS "LOVE MILFS"IS BECAUSE YOU THINK YOU HAVE A CHANCE. AT 45+ MOST WOMEN CRAVE BIG MACS MORE THAN COCK. DON'T KID YOURSELF FATTIES.
>>727440434
T y, saved
>>727441466
She's held up slightly better than Michelle Pfeiffer, but I'd say Michelle back in the day. But that's just my own preference.
>>727441466
fuck outta here w. that
>>727441546
How dare you talk about your mother that way?
>>727442003
lady is so hot, so cool.
smokes a ton of weed and has no hangups about her looks.
good pic sir ;-)
>>727441546
Son, carry your dumb ass on out of here. The grown ups are talking and reminiscing.
Go back to your trap-fapping or whatever it is you do these days.
Not so old, but Milla is still looking good today (or at least this month).
>>727441546
Thank you for your considered opinion. Keep those caps locked forever.
omg, every time
baby snipped a glance
at the large mass
of people in the crowd
so many were ogling
under baby's skirt at
her white panties!
>>727442243
She takes extremely good care of herself.
>>727442151
YEP, GRANDMA IS FUCKING GORGEOUS AND OHHHH SO COOL...SHE'LL BLOW YOU AND THEN YOU CAN RUB A545 ON HER FLABBY ASS.......FUCKING IDIOT
>peruses thread
>no famke
smh
>>727442225
SO FUCKING EDGY. DON'T PRETEND YOU EVEN KISSED A FEMALE YOU FAT FUCK. THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO TALK LIKE THIS ARE 50 YEAR OLD KISS LESS VIRGINS WHO CAN'T LEAVE THE HOUSE DUE TO THE WHEELCHAIR THEY ARE CONFINED IN
FUCKING IDIOT
>>727442421
She's hot. They've definitely softened her look here, especially her jawline.
>>727442416
this guy
>>727442571
Here, son. This is more your speed.
>>727441466
Dafuq you say? She's a trainwreck
>>727432872
I would pound Susan Sarandon into an early grave.
>>727442654
A GIF? WOW YOU SHOWED ME SHUT IN.
WHAT'S NEXT? A MEME?
CAN'T FUCKING WAIT....
>>727442692
she's gone full david bowie
>>727442778
LOL!! I WOULD TO SEE THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE WHEN GRANDMA REJECTS YOU. I WONDER IF SHE WOULD BE GENTLE OR JUST BARF AND WALK AWAY
>>727442914
LMFAO. THAT IS CHELSEA HANDLER YOU DUMB FUCK
>>727442924
Who said anything about consent faggot
>>727441546
>>727442416
>>727442571
>>727442813
>>727442924
Read a book, friend. Pic related.
>>727442813
Since you asked for it, captain cappy...
>>727442987
OHHHHHH WATCH OUT...THE 5'2" 400 POUNDER IS GONNA RAPE GRANDMA?
LOL!! YOU'LL GET YOUR ASS KICKED BY HER YOU IMPOTENT LOSER. KEEP CHIRPING ON 4 CHAN NO NECK NO LIFE IDIOT.
>>727442989
AND? THEN WHAT? I GET TO FUCK GRANDMAS DOWN AT WAL MART?
>>727442411
>She takes extremely good care of herself.
Indeed, though those genetics don't hurt. Even and Englishman* can't break that sequence.
*[of which I am also one]
>>727437121
>>727443363
WHO'S THAT HOTTIE IN THE MIDDLE?
>>727443363
Oh, absolutely. Doubtful she'd be an actress if it weren't for some of those genetics.
>>727443282
Go read your Nietzsche. Have a nice cup of tea too.
>>727442003
>>727435688
please stop
>Somehow JLo hasn't been posted
>>727443512
A CUP OF TEA WITH MY GRANDMA ? CAN I BE LIKE YOU? SO INEPT AT LIFE THAT I HAVE ZERO CHANCE WITH WOMEN MY AGE I HAVE TO FANTASIZE ABOUT FUCKING OLD BAGS? WILL NIETZSCHE ACCOMPLISH THIS FOR ME?
>>727443606
>>727443711
>>727443520
THAT'S 15 YEARS OLD YOU DUMB FAT FUCKING WHITE BOY WITH A 2" COCK
>>727443606
and to think ya boi, Drake was tappin that
>>727443711
>>727443606
she seems to get hotter with age.
>>727435688
please end your life. think of the gene pool
>>727441133
Checkin them triple dubs. And yeah Caligula... I can STILL fap to that movie!
>>727443800
and now ARod is
>>727443836
yep. Look at these hips
>>727443786
arnold copypasta in 3-2-1
>>727443858
YEP LIKE YOUR GENE STOCK WILL MAKE THIS 100% BETTER PLACE TO LIVE IN.
>>727443766
Here's one from last year. Still fuckable
Jennifer Aniston
>>727443786
that was like 50 years ago
>>727444013
still would. with a run up.
possibly while yelling GERONTIMO
>>727443786
Nigga that was like 20 years ago, she don't look like that no mo
Was hot tho
>>727444013
LOL @ U FAT PATHETIC SHIT.
FUCKABLE? YEAH FOR A 70 YEAR OLD MAN NOT SOMEONE BELOW 65
>>727444178
FUCK OFF WHITE BOI
>>727444195
for you
>>727444160
>>727444013
omg is that her areola!?
>>727444328
yes
why do all female celebs look like their skin is melting after 40? smh
>>727444135
>>727444178
Still would
>>727444449
WHY NOT? 1 FUCK IS STILL BETTER THAN 0 HUH SHUT IN?
>>727444428
not all
>>727443923
>>727444324
>>727444013
>you will never have a threesome with Susan Sarandon and her daughter
why even live?
>>727444449
i like em pale and weird looking
>>727444534
you seem upset
>>727439471
i fapped to that movie. late at night, half speed play.. rewind.. repeat. splurtsplurt
>>727444651
capslock is cruise control for cool
>>727444555
>>727444651
OH GOD....PLEASE STOP SIR
>>727432872
so mature core is just old with fucked up face and big boobs?
>>727444651
whos the qt 3.14 on the left?
>>727439471
was just looking up an old movie i used to fap to as a kid and totally forgot about this babe
>>727444251
Nigger detected!
>>727439074
>>727432872
needs moar lauren graham
>>727444927
her daughter
>>727443396
Oh yes. Add a lactating Heather Graham and...
>>727443902
>Checkin them triple dubs
Much obliged. I had not noticed.
>>727444251
Is "Boi" French ? Or is this a word that only 5 year old faggots use. Please clarify, nigger
>>727435688
newfag
>>727444792
>>727441998
Not nearly as hot as her Terminator days but still...
>>727445246
fuck off fucboi
i miss when every actress in the 80's and 90's did nude scenes, it was like a rite of passage to become relevant
>>727445308
the only thing I want on life is to spend my days rubbing down Jennifer Lopez's legs with oil.
oh no, you know little baby
has the splits in that
private place no lights shines
where she needs
to run and spread to leak!
>>727435688
>>727445504
>>727445359
What the fuck is fucboi. You are seriously a 5 year old Nigger Faggot
>>727445551
Nice poem. Reminds me of Bukowski.
>>727445551
Was that a haiku?
>>727445666
a fucboi says what
>>727441546
Auntie repulsed your advances, and told Mom?
>>727445656
>>727445504
"Barbarella" then and now.
>>727445991
>>727445504
>>727439478
>>727439476
>>727442416
>>727446103
>>727445504
>>727443766
>THAT'S 15 YEARS OLD
...and so are you.
>>727445080
dude, fuck yeah! she looked super hot in stakeout.
MOAR!!!
>>727444715
>>727446256
>>727446744
Come on. That chick is still pretty hot,but that pic is photoshoped as fuck
>>727446970
No shit, Sherlock
>>727433701
>dat shoop
>>727433764
Good find
Here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
GI Jane herself
Sorry, I'm back. Had some rl stuff to take care of.
Just a reminder, this thread belongs in /s/.
>>727448756
>>727448809
>>727448858
>>727448756
>>727448809
>>727448858
kill yourself fam
Perfection
>>727445666
Yep. Nigger for sure.
>>727434081
sauce
>>727449014
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1181575599
jessica hahn
>>727448756
>belongs in
>rules
>/b/
lol newfag is new
>>727448906
>>727432551
half a nog with pink nipples?
>>727449425
>>727447106
sauceee!!!
>>727449504
>>727448913
Don't be butthurt, just go to /s/ where the thread belongs!
>>727450082
>>727432551
Better living through plastic surgery
>>727432597
moar
>>727447303
I have no idea why she always wants to hide her sweater puppies.
It was the only reason I watched Sienfeld
>>727451146
>>727450904
Years ago I had this retro image as my background image then when over in the city at a meeting see some young girl looking like her back then.. #strange she wanted to know if I was in a band. "Nah, just play in a room." Friend from Staten Island cut in with anytime I was in a band that started doing good someone would get married and move to jersey..
>>727451888
Not really hot tho is she
>>727451888
she would get it
also nice trips
>>727452491
Are you blind?
>>727451146
Dear god, I wonder if she ever spanked her.
>>727452649
Averege sized and not so greatly shaped breasts and a horse face, am I missing something? Maybe you have an earring fetish or some shit and find that pic hot but I personally do not
Continued at >>727454174 with our most special agent*.
*[Along with Julianne as Starling in "Hannibal" of course.]