Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>727396859
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>>727416752 #
>>727417408 #
We have two taigas?
Claim
>>727417542
>>727417597
Yup, for a few days now.
I love each and every one of you <3 <3 <3
>>727417434
I never really enjoy my time doing that
>>727417692
what do you enjoy then, mister anon?
>>727417814
c u t e <3
So who is the taiga who wished me a good day yesterday?
>Misaki Claimed
>>727418199
Think that might have been me.
Thanks captcha
>cockburn drive
>>727417941
nothing, it seems
im going in the shower
>>727417656
Taiga get down from there!
Lets chat boys
>>727418426
But it's so much easier to see everything from up here!
>>727418458
How many times a day do you sharpen your edge?
Claiming best girl
>>727418815
How am I edgy?
>>727418912
So, just often enough to maintain, but not often enough to be self aware.
>>727418412
I think it was yesterday, I was heading out at 4pm and you said 'bye misaki, take care'
I hate imposters
>>727418992
You're trying too hard man lol, bonus cringe from your pics
Are you aware how fucking ugly and mishappen an actual human that looked like this would be? Or have you become so accustomed to rejection that your little tic face can only become aroused by something guaranteed never to reject you, a cartoon. Please, consider what a real person would look like this this face.
>>727419353
Lol are you okay Tomo?
>>727419087
Yeah, was me then.
The way you worded your post made me uncertain.
Haven't really seen the other Taiga interact with people much, most of the posts are rage directed at me.
>>727417597
>>727417656
ive been here for years.
>>727418412
stop posting my wife
>been here for years
>doesn't notice for over a month someone is posting taiga
>only knows because someone told him
>trying this hard to be relevant in [current year]
luul
>>727419104
Trying too hard seems to be the go-to point to make when somethings hits home. Good to know I'm on the right track
>kougami claimed
>>727418458
I'm female.
>>727419902
hey bby want to be my gf?
>>727419902
>>727419463
wtf is your obsession with that picture?
>>727419902
no women on the internet
Edge-kid left :c
>>727420183
I think it's cute.
My turn to ask question!
Why are you so obsessed with me?
>>727417941
are you still here?
>>727420353
how many times do i have to get it through you thick FUCKING SKULL
STOP POSTING MY WIFE IM NOT A CUCKOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>727420051
Only if you're cute
>>727420089
more!
>>727420261
Yeah yeah i know
>>727420497
tumor
Well, back to work.
>>727420902
goodbye
>>727420497
Getting it through just once would be a good start.
Glad to see you're painfully aware of who's getting cucked.
>>727420902
Bye Lain, take care.
>>727421436
Bye, manlier Taiga
Hello everyone
>>727421989
hello
>>727422094
Cute
>>727422094
how are you?
>>727422389
Thanks
>>727421705
Hello Yuuki, how's it going?
>>727422421
I'm good, yourself?
>>727422450
Hey Taiga, I'm good, you?
>>727422450
I never asked- what anime is taiga from?
Triple claiming
>>727422482
how's your day going?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5oNM2SnjIM
Claimed
>>727422752
Average, I'm pretty tired though, might take a nap soon
>>727422482
Not too bad, just had a slightly disastrous dinner though.
I forgot buying tortillas, so my "burritos" ended up being a bit disappointing.
Right after my last post, someone knocked on my door and I managed to drop what was left over from my dinner on my table and floor.
>>727422560
She's from Toradora!
Be right back, cleaning up my mess...
>>727423088
Oh no! I've made hot dogs before without checking if we had buns before, it's super disappointing when that happens
>>727423008
good idea I think I might do the same
that's a very nice picture by the way
>>727423359
Thanks, it's one of my favorites of her!
hello. I recorded a bit today. nothing particularly special. title: canceled
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eEu0PXtdlJ
>>727423637
I can see why, it's really great
>>727423939
that was nice
>>727423939
very nice!
>>727424143
i think it's the blush that makes it good
>>727424294
yes I also think it's what makes it so nice
>>727423330
I had some nachos so it wasn't too bad.
Wasn't enough food left over for a full meal, so I didn't waste too much by throwing it on the floor.
>>727423939
This is the music you think of when you hear the phrase 'visual novel'
I'm not sure what sort of scenario or situation to place it in. Sounds like a 'walking around with your friend' sort of theme.
test
Claimed!
Genius claimed
>>727423939
I came
>>727424689
visual novel is a noun not a phrase
>>727422627
not allowed, heretic.
>>727424517
Blush is good
>>727424540
That's good at least, sounds like a full mexican meal!
>>727425258
It's so good
I wish I had a lot like that one
>>727423939
I should join you, then!
>when you really want to talk to the girl you like but you don't want to come off as obsessive so you do nothing and slowly become depressed and paranoid
>>727421436
>>727422450
>>727424540
u'll burn for this
>>727423939
Great as always
>>727420382
hello hello I'm home again mister anon <3 how are you?
>>727423939
hello music friend! I'm going to listen in a second <3
>>727425612
Hello Holo
>>727425712
Tomoko, don't become a self-fulfilling prophesy.
Go talk to her, lad.
>>727425808
A yui
>>727425712
Try doing something in between obsessive and nothing.
>>727425906
a yui a cute!
>>727425712
>>727425906
A Misaki
>>727425612
>>727425808
A Yui and a Holo!
>>727423939
you write beautiful happy things <3
>>727425808
hello hello miss Yui! how are you today?
>>727425858
ah hello I'm glad you're back
>>727426105
A Taiga too
>>727426186
Not the greatest, but better that I am here.
Might work on some music today once I get home.
>>727426230
thank you thank you <3 I'm making teriyaki today!
>>727426284
I hope you feel better soon then <3 do music things!
>>727425941
Indeed.
>>727426022
Hey. Just sitting around working on a paper atm.
>>727426577
ooooh rare Fuura
>>727426577
I know!
I bet it's gonna be delicious
>>727426105
you and your family will suffer
>>727426906
ah! hello miss Returnee <3
>>727426971
I sure do hope so! it's been a long time since I've made anything like this. asian flavors aren't my strong suit!
>>727427374
no one should ever suffer, Taiga2 <3
TAIGA2 HAHAHAHAHA
Unlike Kumikoko, I don't think my music would be very fit in a VN. I like like it fluctuates too much to merge in the background. I don't know if that's just my view on things.
Today's improv
https://clyp.it/bfbujnwd
>>727425892
yo-ru hainesu-sama!
>>727426105
A chibi Tiger!
>>727427434
hello love-anon
>>727427434
cooking as a whole isn't my strong suit unfortunately
hi
>>727427886
hello hello miss Holo <3 your music seems more like a sad movie soundtrack instead!
>>727427960
that's okay! everyone starts at level one, and it just takes time to get better <3
>>727428082
hello hello mister anon!
>>727428160
hi friend how are you?
>>727427886
How's your day been so far?
>>727427434
>>727427556
if you cunts keep calling me taiga2 there are gona be some repercussions.
>>727428540
oh nooo you're gonna go all esdeath on us?
Too bad it's already the case
>>727428540
Trust me, Taiga2 isn't such a bad name.
Careful what you wish for.
>>727428160
But I don't like movies ; _ ;
>>727428449
Kinda gloomy tbh
I woke up this morning to realize mai Holo wasn't sleeping next to me. It happens sometimes
>>727428540
I'd say Taiga2 is a fair name. Unless you want some trash name calling instead
Damn Mukuro for getting me hooked on GW2
>>727428191
I'm good! just doing a lot of prep-work and now I smell like garlic ;~;
how are you though?
>>727428540
you'll be #2 if you keep being mean, because nice people are always first place!
>>727428899
hello hello miss Sci!
>>727417421
goddamn it, beautiful af
Her name ?
>>727429014
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2156276
>>727428963
well im living
>>727428160
I wonder if I'll get over level 1 at anything
>>727427886
I don't know about that. I think a lot of people want to get lost in the moment and any music- even music that isn't very good sounds great when paired to a video or some action.
Reference any game clip with background music. The song may not sound so great on its own but when paired to an action clip it sounds much better, probably something to do with how the mind works.
>>727429131
Everyone is good at something, and level 1 at other things.
>>727428934
ah.... I'm sorry friend ;~; it wasn't meant as an insult! it's just very sad sounding
>>727429115
that's good I'm glad! what are you doing today?
>>727429131
you just gotta push through sucking to only kinda sucking!
>>727429131
im sure youll be amazing one day
>>727429548
leaving now i have to go bye
>>727428934
Oh
That improv matches the feeling
>>727429489
I don't think that's true
Well at least being good at something useful
>>727429548
I don't have the will for that
>>727429614
thanks goodbye
>>727428934
I like piano when it's slow and gloomy.
I find it tiring to listen to if it's too fast and upbeat.
>>727429614
have a good day <3
>>727429834
all you have to do is push yourself, friend!
>>727430254
hello hello miss Rory <3
>>727430480
Hi ho
>>727428670
i'll write you in y death note, just give me your name and face.
>>727428685
>>727428934
taiga2 is a BAD name made by jealous losers.
>>727428899
hello!
>>727428963
but i was here first so i should be the ONLY fucking taiga poster period.
>>727430541
that's me yes <3
>>727430556
I'll call you MeanTaiga then if you'd prefer <3
>>727430835
i do perfer that yes, im a tsundere like taiga <3
>>727430480
I can't
Actually one thing I'm good at is making people give up on me
>>727417645
Claimed
>>727427886
Hai Holo. Always nice to listen to your doodles. Why is it that playing slowly gives a sad or gloomy feel?
>>727430556
Hai Taiga.gif.
>>727431016
yes ma'am!
>>727431078
I'm sure that's a lie <3 are you good at writing? drawing? making music? anything is a talent!
>>727431090
>miss Konata will never claim you
why even live ;~;
>>727430835
Dont put yourself down like that, its demeaning
>>727431428
I only claim my lover boy ;~;
>>727431428
No that was very true.
And I'm not good at any of those things
>>727431433
Wow exams are annoying :P
But I'm all done now! (for today)
Who all is here right now on this wonderful day?
>>727431752
Looks enjoyable, at least I'm not going to be the only one hitting the jail tile.
>>727431869
Think you did well?
>>727431090
-_-
>>727431869
I'm not here
>>727431965
Yeah, they're just the meaningless tests the state gives because George Bush is a cunt lol, so they're easy as pie!
(God I hate highschool I just want to fast forward a couple months and graduate)
>>727432052
Ok, let me know when you're here :P
>>727431869
Here, on my lunch break
>>727431752
It's finished.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGr0oifJMEI
>>727431752
Goddamn is that old. Im getting old.
do you guys know of an anime that has a typical jew in it?
>>727431933
stop having conversations with others
>>727432320
Swing and a miss by the way.
>>727432301
How has work been today?
I've been in a fairly good mood today, I can't be upset with this weather :3
Is the weather good in your town?
>>727432370
I know that feel man
>>727432402
I want this as well
>>727432164
I'm never here though
>>727432650
Weather has been nice. It's sunny out, plenty of trees around my work are in full blossom.
As far as work...
>
>>727432511
>As if I'm gunna read back to figure out which one is you
Just go watch the video you criminal!
>>727432871
Oh my, are those completed or to be done?
>>727432784
Ever? owo why not
>>727432511
Nice, jelly.
I was actually looking at the price for Mazda RX-7 1985 earlier today.
Probably be a few years before getting one will even be remotely possible though.
>>727432980
They've been separated into their according sections, and 4 of those sections now need to be put into date order. Thankfully, the largest bottom-most section doesn't need that done to it.
Once that's done, It needs to be scanned into our system, tagged, and put into a physical file, binder, and expando.
>>727432000
Get on discord -_-
>>727433275
>>727433404
yep discucks at it again. SMD discucks!!!!!!!!!
>>727433294
Wow, that sounds monotonous, how do you do that? I have a friend who can just like enter a robot mode and do stuff again and again without thinking... I don't know how to describe it, but do you know what I'm talking about?
Also, in the case of my friend, he doesn't work yet so he just uses his talent for never being bored or tired to grind in Path of Exile :P
>>727434016
is this the old man taiga?
>>727431433
yes ma'am! I'll only tolerate being called a slut, not a ho <3
>>727431614
lucky them then <3
>>727431681
then there must be something! do you have any hobbies, anything that makes your eyes light up?
>>727434052
It's easy to do when your continued income depends on doing that correctly and relatively quickly.
It's not all bad, I don't mind this kind of work at all. I would much rather be doing this kind of monotonous work rather than being paid to sit around all day doing absolutely nothing of value. At least upon completing this task I know that an attorney will be able to make more sense of the documents in order to settle the case, ideally.
>>727432980
I don't know uwu
>>727433404
Ok -_-
>>727434404
i'm not fond of hair that is red
>>727434286
Why do you write so much?
>>727434511
Good for you
>>727434286
Ooh, you work for a law office?
So you're a clerk then?
Both of my parents are lawyers :P
My mom is with the government and my dad started his own law firm
>>727434343
Also, why do you never post with a picture my dude?
>>727434619
I'm lazy
>>727434546
I like clarity.
>>727434619
Yes, I'm a file clerk. I don't plan on remaining one, though. The idea is that I learn from the bottom and work my way towards becoming a paralegal. I would definitely enjoy the pay increase that would come with that.
>>727434743
But it makes it easier to know who you are :3
Are you waifu posting or just avatar-ing?
>>727434184
no
I only like talking to friends but I'm scared to do that now
Let's watch anime and feel sorry for ourselves!
>>727434843
I would get annoyed reading those long-winded sentences lol
>>727434955
is t-that a v-vibrator?
>>727434920
we can be your friends mister anon <3 we're here for you!
>>727434955
yes this plan sounds good to me!
>>727434870
No one needs to know who i am
Waifu posting
>>727434978
Might I suggest not reading my posts, then? No one is obligating you to be annoyed at me.
("I'm sorry Pepe.. The truth is.. I.. I was just feeling insecure about us..
I felt like if I didn't cuck you repeatedly!.. T-that!... You would end up going far away from me..
Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation... ullamco laboris nisi
ut aliquip ex ea.. commodo consequat!! Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet... ")
Generic Dramatic Ranting BGM
https://clyp.it/owrwxi4t
Generic Joyful BGM
https://clyp.it/e1lgjs0n
>>727429287
You're probably right. Because of that I spent a few minutes just now to try playing in a slightly more BGM-ish fashion. Let's see how it goes.
>>727429548
Don't worry I'm not offended, I was just being silly
>>727429765
That's because my doodles always match my feelings at the time I play it
>>727429988
I find it more relaxing to play that way as well. Sometimes I put myself to sleep while playing and I end up sleeping for a while with my head hanging in the air.
>>727431147
I'd say that a faster pace can easily be associated with high levels of energy(hoping this makes sense.)
We tend to be output more energy when joyful and the opposite when sad/gloomy.
When angry it is very energetic, but would probably sound much less harmonious and more violent. (explosive)
Just my grain of salt
>>727435067
Technically, it's a Massage Wand.
But ultimately, yes. A big vibrator for those hard to reach spots.
>>727435138
I only read posts directed at me, hun. But when I skim through the thread and see your paragraphs i get intimidated
>>727435067
it's a hitachi magic wand or something similar, mister anon <3
>>727435138
I think they may have meant the long lawyer-y sentences in law documents, mister Maru!
>>727435244
more music yes please <3 clyps make my day a little sunnier!
>>727434978
Done be so rood! I don't get annoyed at all, though I may be biased because I tend to type a lot as well X3
Still, its not like they're pointless, they all have different info all of which I'm interested in
>>727434843
How long until you think you'll be a paralegal?
Also, yeah it's a substantial increase in pay... My dad has 2 paralegals in his firm (it's a smaller law firm), they're both really nice :P
>>727435107
But they want to know <3
That way I can talk to you tomorrow, and the next day, and forever!
>>727435438
You write a lot too, it's fucking crazy, you should teach me how you do it.
>>727434955
why doesn't tomoko have any great doujins or lews?
>>727435612
That's where you're wrong, kiddo.
>>727435582
It's because I have a lot to say, and I tend to be very descriptive lol
It's also a decent degree of what is called Southern Hospitality kicking in, most of my friends type a lot as well because south.
>>727435417
I'm fairly certain that's not what they were talking about.
>>727435398
I'm sorry to hear you're intimidated by vocabulary.
>>727435438
I honestly have no idea. A year? 2 years? It all depends on the necessity of the firm to transfer me over to that role and take on another person to take over my duties. If we don't grow as a firm, there's no reason to make me a paralegal.
>>727435826
hello hello miss Southern! are there any good foods I should try cooking from your great region <3
>>727435970
ah ;~; I may have misinterpreted, I'm sorry
>>727435438
I'll use images then
That's a long time
>>727435091
yeah well that included my friends here, who were pretty much the only ones I had left
>>727435826
Ah I live in NYC and we're always in a rush. So all I have to do is be more friendly and descriptive?
>>727435970
Not by vocabulary, but your long-winded sentences that can easily be shorten to a few words~
>>727436062
You don't have to apologize.
>>727436113
hello I'm your friend now <3
>>727436220
yes sir!
>>727436182
k
>>727436182
>shortening sentences to a few words
so things like owo and REEEEEEEEE?
>>727434016
Hello Taiga1
>>727433275
Hello Taiga0
>>727432954
No you.
>>727432666
Sure you do, Satan
>>727433275
Its not mine, it was the nobikes.
>>727434184
Thats better!
>>727436277
Good girl ^^
>>727436358
AT LEAST WATCH THE ANIME FIRST!
>>727436507
I knew it was you as soon as you said NYC and used a ~
>>727436272
thank you
>>727436062
Where are you from, because where you're from really changed what you should try lol
I don't really consider myself a southern bell, but thanks :3
>>727435970
How big is the firm you're at?
What kind of law is it trying?
How long have you been with them?
>>727436095
There's no escape from me >:D
So, what's up?
>>727436182
But his sentences can't be shortened to a few words! That'd be so hard, like, take his post where he said he wanted to be a paralegal...
"Me work hard" "me want promote"
We're waifu posters not barbarians!
Ooh, NYC, that explains it. Down south, everyone has time to chat for 2 hours or more, and people tend to be friendlier... Everyone is so cold in NYC :(
If you're unsure what I mean, take a trip to the south and you'll see.
not too late
Should I watch Kono Suba S2, Little Witch Academia, or Demi-Chan Blablabla first?
Help an indecisive anon out.
>>727436678
Demi first, Witch second, Konosuba 3rd
>>727436507
>girl
Now you're just begging to continue the conversation.
>>727436606
We are 3 attorneys, a Liens specialist on his way to become an attorney, 2 paralegals and myself. We handle Workers' compensation cases, and I've been with the firm for 4 months now.
>>727436606
The ceiling
>>727436577
I try to be as honest as possible.
>>727436606
I can shorten a dictionary to page.
I visited the south before and I loved it! A lot of people laughed at my accent though...
>>727436774
Yes, I like talking to you, actually.
>>727436579
now I have one friend ;~; today is the best day ever!
>>727436606
I'm sure there's something that everyone needs to try! I just don't like grits
I'm from the big oven mitten above you guys!
>>727436765
Yeah, sure, why not. Actually sounds good.
>>727436892
You're sending some very mixed messages. Either that or I'm still very bad at interpreting what people mean.
>>727435744
rip my 3 week no fap ;(
hi
>>727437085
I really do like talking to you, baka-baka~
>>727437189
>hugs you!
>>727437325
thanks
>>727437288
hi friend
>>727436955
no you have a lot of friends
>>727436866
But I'm back outside ;)
Are you suuuure there's a ceiling above me?
Also, since "what's up" doesn't work, what have you been doing today?
>>727437026
Also Youjo Senki is AOTS (imo)
>>727436955
...Michigan?
I'll assume it's Michigan, and if that's the case I'm gonna have to ask, how many BBQ places are in Michigan?
Based off of your response I can give you a pretty good recommendation, but I might be a moment cause I have to go help a friend real quick, shouldnt be long tho lol
>>727436892
I'm walkin' ere!
That kind of accent?
>>727436774
Ooh, I'm mostly familiar with criminal law :3
Are y'all getting a lot of customers, any sign of the firm expansion and your promotion down the road?
>>727437288
nah fuck off kid.
>>727437446
but you're my best friend today <3 so there
>>727437571
I haven't had a lot of barbecue actually! never been much of a red meat person
I do know that there are some korean ones if I went to bigger cities though!
>>727437441
How's it going?
>>727437687
Sorry I was gone for so long, I know you get lonely without me here.
>>727437571
>slaps my hands together with each sylable
"Juu don kno wat chu talking about, god!!!!"
like that
>>727437441
No hugs in return? hmph
>>727437571
Is that the one with the loli nazi? I'm far too lazy to look.
No thanks, btw.
>>727437325
I'll take your word for it, in that case.
>>727437571
I'm mostly concerned with maintaining my job security and making sure that I'm fulfilling my clerical duties properly for now. Once I'm 100% comfortable with that, only then will I be worried about whether or not I'll get a promotion.
Did I hear the sound of a miata?
>>727437875
ah! hello hello miss Sono <3
>>727437827
nah i wish ud never come back please.
>>727437827
its alright i guess
you?
>>727437875
ok
>>727438053
hi friend
>>727437763
ah you really think so?
>>727437907
You mad, bro? Huh? Mad?
>>727437924
Yes.
>>727438053
>picks you up and hugs~
Hello Love-chan <3
>>727438203
Still no hug? I guess I'll get it from someone else, anon.
>>727438203
hello again miss Sci!
>>727438308
I know so! who else would be <3
>>727437763
Ok, first off, this one is more Texas specific, but Texmex is a godsend (regular Mexican food is too heavy imo), Texmex is perfect.
Also for Texas, BARBEQUE
Brisket, Ribs, Mmm get it all!
Remember this, if it's in an established building, it's gonna be worse.
The best BBQ comes from food trucks or even BBQ "shacks". Never go to a big indoor restaurant, smaller places are always better lol :P
>>727437901
If you're not into it, you're not into it, don't worry :3
I've always been a fan of GWG, so I love it lol
>>727437907
True, you haven't been there for too long, just keep at it and I'm sure they'll recognize your talent and hold onto you <3
If you don't mind my asking, how is the pay?
>>727437875
Wait...What? Where is that accent from?