>early sexual experiences thread experimenting sexually,

>be 7 or 8
>play game with friend where whoever loses board game has to pull down pants and underwear and show winner
>do this for like 2 years until it stops being fun

>be 12
>using dial up internet at grandparents' while staying with them
>aunt comes in to see if i can take a break so she can use the phone
>she doesn't knock, catches me jerking off

>be 6 or 7 years old
>watching jimmy neutron
>i don't remember which episode was it but it had to do something about jimmy going to college
>there was one scene where something explodes and he ends up naked on front of the class
>take a shower that night and decide to recreate the scene
>while i was trying to find a way to cover both my dick and ass i find a way when i touch my dick against my leg it felt funny
>kept doing that without knowing what i was actually doing
>mfw jimmy neutron made me discover masturbation

>be 14
>normal male doctor on leave due to cancer
>seeing female doctor instead
>checking my balls etc
>"you shouldn't worry you're a normal size down there"
>wtf i didn't ask you to comment but now i am worried
>develop anxiety about size that never went away

>>727416670
>be 13
>be with little bit older male friend prolly 15
>be watching tv pass boobs on tv
>lady giving blowjob.wow
>wanna try something? friend says
>sure.diamond dallas dick
>jerks off into my mouth and cums
>early age jerkin yields large as fuck load
>jerks me off into his mouth and I cum almost collapse
>we do this couple times a week for almost a year
>friends mom comes home catches us at least only watching the porn
>can't hang out at his house for a long time
>turn straight again
>act like it never happened

>>727416670
sauce

>be 13
>make out with new girlfriend for first time
>get a boner
>tell her
>she rubs it through my pants
>breaks up with me a week later, never tells me why

>be 6
>girl next door she be 7
>olderslut.jpg
>asks me to kiss her cunt
>i oblige and get kissing
>tell that slut to kiss my dick
>she sez no
>mfw tells me her 15yo cousin made her do that and he pissed in her mouth
>mfw 20 years later I realise that cheeky fucker prob splodged in her gob

>>727419741
i'm not OP, but wondered the same and this is wht I got:
http://efukt.com/21215_The_Caught_Compilation.html

also there is a part TWO:
http://efukt.com/21377_The_Caught_Compilation_TWO.html

>>727416670
no idea where this came from

>have weird masochistic streak when I was about 10
>tie myself up
>engage in CBT
>like to tie a rope around my cock, tie the other end around my foot and stretch out my leg, thereby pulling my cock
>usually wrap cock in sock to avoid rope burns
>keep pulling and pressure with my thighs until I feel that orgasm rush (had no idea what I had just done but so relaxed after)
>masturbate like this without even realizing I'm masturbating
>eventually start fucking my ass with a plastic bottle while I do this
>bottle is tapered so narrow at top and real wide at bottom
>jam it in my ass as far as I can, it getting more painful the wide the bottle gets
>incredibly strong orgasms
>even today I need my wife tugging on my balls when she blows me or I can't get off

i had a babysitter spend the weekend with me once and she caught me masturbating 3 times in 3 days

>>727420822
How'd she react each time?

>>727422574
she was very giggly and apologetic

>be in JR high
>never jerked off
>raised in very religious house
>always sticking my Boner in door stops and belts trying to figure out how to release horns build up
>one day using parents back massager on thigh
>did sports so I used it on my back and legs often
>get close to Dong
>vibrator head rubs against dick
>Oh wow that felt good
>start running it on the under side of my dick
>balls this feels great
>have first orgasm breathing heavy
>no cum cause first time ever
>continue doing this for about a year almost daily when home alone
>get caught a few times
>say I'm running it on my thigh as cover
>eventually start Nutting and am thrown off
>thought I could do this without making a mess
Eventually figure out what maturation is and haven't stopped since.

>>727416670
>be 4yo
>take turns licking penises with a friend
>got caught by his grandma
>I can't remember the consequences

When I was like 12 or so id strip naked an run through this backwood area behind my neigborhood. One day Im riding my bike naked and two girls were running. they were maybe 18ishhh and laughed. I would get so horny in the backwoods and jerk off.

>Be me
>10 years old, female cousin 9
>At aunties house
>Auntie went shopping, just me and cus
>Go to go on computer which was in aunties bedroom
>Cousin says "Mom has willy shaped toys look"
>Open draw to see an assorment of vibrators, dildos, anal beads, cock rings etc
>"I think they're sex toys " I tell her (Used to watch a show called Sexetera that was on after Fresh Prince at night)
>We google them on the computer
>holyshit.jpg 10 year old erection
>She says "She keeps saying it feels so good"
>I say "Lets try then"
Cont?

>>727425001
CONT!

>>727420025
learn what mfw means you fucking idiot

>be 12
>freind is like 14
>playing basketball talking about this girl he was talkign too
>she was cute and i get horny
>he notices
>kinda motions to go in his room. calls the girl and her freind over
>they were 13 and 14 I think like him
>in his bedroom he closes door and i lay on his bed. the girls take their clothes off and so does he. I will never forget that first cock i saw
>he was black im white btw
>it was small at first but got hard
>im hard as fuck and take my pants off
one girl slowly rubs my thigh very close to my penis
>teh other is kissing my freind and grabs his cock
>he then lays next to me
>both girls are standing as we lay on our back and im bout to bust
>they tell me to touch his cock and I do and he tocuhes mine
>then the one girl who was brunnette but damn had an ass for a 13 yo layed next to me and i grabbed her ass
>I immediatley orgasm and it gets awkward
>a lil cum gets on her and she freaks out
>they leave
>a couple days later me and my freind go in room and jerk eachother

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>be 5 or 6 with girl cousins one 4 other 7 and my older brother 7

>Bunk beds in room, hes on top bunk im on bottom

>cousins on bunk bed next, younger on bottom, older on top

>older cousin says she has a funny thing in her pants and shows us her cooter

>mfw its all wrinkly and shit, weird looking

Im so intrigued but not thinking sexual

>I show my dick, cousin super excited about it

>tells her sister to show hers

>sister has smoothest pussy ever, I wanted to see more

>older brother shows his dick

>we keep telling younger cousin to show hers again

>older cousin gets down in bottom bunk and then I get in bottom bunk too

>older cousin tells me to take pants off, so I do

>older cousin starts touching my dick, and licks it

>younger cousin starts doing it too, says it tastes funny

>older brother starts laughing

>younger cousin starts crying and runs downstairs

>older cousin doesnt care and keeps licking my dick

>aunt and mom come in and sees us basically fucking

>cant see cousin for years but when we finally talk again we talked about fucking

>two years ago I fucked my cousin and came inside her.

>two weeks later older cousin prego

>9 months later give birth, it not mine (thank god)

>>727425379
Diversity is our power

>>727425001
Cont
>We grab the small bullet vibrator and she strips, putting it against her tiny pink pussy
>She blushes and starts to moan, "It feels weird but good"
>She grabs small thin vibrator and starts to push it on like on the porn
>"It hurts a bit but it feels so nice"
>I ask to try, I pull down my pants and lie on bed
>She pushes another small thin one up my butt
>Start ferling sensations ive never felt before
>Continue untill in the porn a guy fucks girl
>She says "can we try that?", I say If you kiss me
>We make out like little kids giving pecking kisses
>She lies back and I push my 10yr old dick against her slit
>She says "ouch, its bigger then the small toy, but keep going"
>Go balls deep and shes crying but says carry on
>Thrusting in and out as she moans abd crys
>10yr old me coukdnt last long, I ooze my jizz in her
>thought it was white pee
>Clean up and cuddle

We still hookup to this day despite both being in long term relationships

bumperino

>>727425751
The worst fanfic 4chan ever produced.

Congrats, champ!

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>>727420025
mfw means: My Face When

Holy

fuck

Your engrish cunt

>>727419454
>diamond dallas dick.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>>727426736
Whatever. I know it happend.

>be 13
>in room jacking it, becasue y not
>headphones on, watching regular porn because that's all I knew about
>while i'm jacking my lil boy weiner right off mum walks in
>she doesn't shout, doesn't even react
>realise she's in my room
>shock causes me to cum right there
>simultaneously rip my headphones off and close porn tabs
>dick still out and now covered in cum
>mum kisses me on the head (forehead)
>"dinner's ready when you are, anon"
>leaves

>>727427407
sure, we all do.

congrats anyways.

>>727427598
any more?
with or without your mum?

I came in my pants

>>727427880
fast forward 5 years
>with gf
>laid on bed
>"bb succ dick pls"
>"okay anon, just because I love your big ol cock"
(actual quoted text, no exageration AT ALL)
>she pulls my dick out and is in the process of the first succ
>sister knocks on the door
>"ANON CAN I SHOW YOU SOMETHING IT'S SO COOL"
>flustered by the stress and the feeling of fellatio I yell back
>"YEAH COME ON IN"
>gf is like wtf
>sister comes charging into room (she's 2 years older than me btw
>she's wearing these fucking star shaped glasses and thinks they're hilarious
>gf's frozen with her lips around my bellend
>sister doesn't react
>"they're pretty cool huh?"
>"y-yeah, they're pretty good!"
>sis stays in room for at least 10 seconds longer
>starts to get a bit awkward
>gf's mouth STILL on my cock
>sis finally leaves, smiling
>gf continues to suck cock
>we stay silent the entire time

I think my family is really weirdly open about sex to the point I start to question whether I would actually fuck any of them.
So far I can't say I would. You never know though...

>>727427598
>>727427880
>>727428517
Also just remembered a pretty big one (pun intended)

>be 13-15, can't remember exact
>starting to feel I might like cock
>I like my own, so surely I'll like someone else's in my mouth, right?
>have best friend, he's about 6'1 and the same age as me
>i'm about 5'9
>we talk all the time
>suddenly turns to talking about sexy stuff (we once dated this same girl and were sharing experiences, it was all cool)
>me
>"I have actually been thinking lately that I might wanna try out stuff with like... dick"
>"really? cos like... me too"
>we come to conclusion we should suck each other off because y tf not, can't knock it til you try it

cont?

>>727428926
no ty

>>727429078
lol rip

>>727416670
Is this loli or a real girl http://www.ipanon.com

>be me
>11
>neighbor chick 13
>used to live in her house
>we do everything together
>even bath
>bathing
>she decides that this time we will clean each other body
>i clean her first
>she tells me to clean in this order
>first neck, then arms, chest, belly, legs and ...
>time to soap pussy
>full diamonds
>cant hide bonner
>she say "anon, licking cleans better" pointing to her pussy
>omgthispussyfeelsamazing.jpg
>after licking her, she cleans me
>same order, leaving my dick for last
>cant wait
>she start licking then put all inside her mouth
>mygoodgod.wave
>good old days

>>727429274
nice try newfag

> Having a female cousin 2 years younger than me
> I have 7 and she 5
> Constantly see each other
> Always play mom and dad
> Usually we kiss and undress to see our things
> One day let me be guided by curiosity
> Playing mom and dad as always
> Put my head under her skirt with her guide
> She pulls off her panties, and opens her cheeks
> Excite me with her slight smell of infant ass
> Move around my tongue in her anus

I had the habit of kissing her anus for a couple of years. She also enjoyed it. One day when we were teens (I 14, she 12) we almost got to have sex, but we managed to stop. From that moment we cut off all kinds of sexual contact. Now (I 28, she 26) we see each other couple of times a year in family gatherings, but we have never mentioned the subject.

However, I recognize these episodes as the beginning of my anal fixation with women.

>>727419310
How big are you?

>>727429762
6"

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>be 7
>older b/to invites friend for sleep over
>at night friend asks me and bro if our dicks have been hard before
>nope.jpeg
>pulls pants down and starts pulling his dick
>look across room at older bro who is also pulling his dick
>autism kicks in and I start pulling my dick
>three young boys pulling dicks in room together
>mum walks in, turns around and walks out
>never talk about it again
>mfw I never got hard or cum

>be twelve
>day before i start the 6th grade
>got in the habit of fantasizing about the girls in my school
>usually do this at night before going to sleep
>lying on my stomach, start to stiffen my cock against the bed
>do this repeatedly
>it progressively felt better and better but i didn't know what i was doing
>climaxed, instant euphoria
>holy shit what the fuck did i just do
>did it every night after that
>didn't realize i was actually masturbating until a year later

>>727430460

I would say I had the same experience.. I remember no cum Would actually come out for a few years tho.

>>727430785
OMFG i thought i was the only one... i would rub my dick along the edge of the mattress and get off before i could even cum... its still how i masturbate to this day

>be 7
>i don't remember how but learned that playing with myself felt good
>did it whenever, wherever around the house
>constantly being told to only do it in my room by my mom, grandma, aunts, older cousins, etc

>>727416670
I was 12, a neighbor of mine was 15. He admitted to me he was gay. Hounded me for months to experiment with him. Finally agreed to blow him one night. It wasn't bad so it became a regular thing. After a few weeks he talked me into anal.

We always did everything at his house because I was paranoid about being caught. The day before my 13th birthday he came over and I was home alone, so I agreed to play. First time ever at my house.

Fast forward about half an hour, he's plowing me hard on the couch. I'm kinda bent over the arm. Look up, and my mom is standing there with the most shocked look I've ever seen on someone. She had come in and we didn't hear over the moaning and skin slapping.

He left immediately and she had a long talk with me about waiting until I'm older. Told me not to see him again. My birthday party the next day was awkward as fuck though.

Funny thing was, she wasn't too strict about not seeing him. We snuck around for a couple months and after that we were openly hanging out again.

>>727425001
Oh hey, I remember Sexetera.

>>727419454
that was a close one you almost developped the gay

>>727420025
I swear one in 5 americans have sexually harassed some little girl, at least that's what I m getting from all those greentexts

>>727431102
Is your name OP?

>be 12
>at pool with aunt and grandmother
>go to locker room to pee
>stand at urinal
>man comes in with his 10, 11, or 12 year old daughter, i guess he didn't trust her to change by herself in the women's locker room
>she makes a beeline over to me and stares at me while i pee, her dad walks off toward the showers
>i get a boner and she makes fun of it
>exclusively use stalls to pee ever since

>>727430785
Same. Good memories.

>>727428926
CONT

i've been caught masturbating countless times since i was 9 or 10. i don't get caught on purpose but i don't avoid it either. gives me a rush

>>727431102
Green text that cheese boi

>>727428926
yes you fucker

>>727431862
You kinda get the idea from what I already typed.

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>>727432103
Follow these

>>727432309
Which fucking part do you want green texted? The time fucking on the couch, I don't really remember the details of too well. Just getting caught.

>>727416788

>show winner

How is presenting images of victors fun to begin with?

>>727424833
The fuck? Did your parents abandon you in the woods so you just tore off all your clothes and turned feral?

>>727424833

wtf

this is pasta, but it's my pasta

>be about 8-10, don't remember
>absolutely no sex ed, no exposure to females
>me, brother 2 years older than me and red-haired girl around our age in my back yard
>my brother says to red-haired girl "we'll show you ours if you show us yours"
>she agrees
>we drop pants and she lifts her dress and pulls down panties
>holy shit... she doesn't have a dick (had nice red fuzz)
>I'm amazed that she doesn't have a dick
>few days later 15-year old neighbor girl is babysitting me
>go up to her and say "red-haired girl doesn't have a penis"
>babysitter looks at me like I'm retarded
>"girls don't have penises anon"
>think about it for a minute
>"you mean you don't have a penis either?"
>eye roll
>babysitter takes me into bedroom, closes door and blinds
>sits on a chair, lifts her skirt and pulls her panties down
>tells me to take a close look
>have my face between her thighs looking at her pussy
>sonofabitch... no penis
>babysitter tells me to lick it
>no clue why or how to so I just go ahead and lick her pussy
>she puts her hand on my head and pushes in a little and tells me to keep licking
>do this for about 30 seconds until she tells me to go have some juice in the kitchen
>she comes out about 5 minutes later, face flushed

tldr: licked pussy and drank OJ in the same afternoon and I think I enjoyed the OJ better

>>727424833
fucking madman

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>>727424833
Fucking genius. Wish i was as cool as you, anon

>>727425751

S w e e t h o m e A l a b a m a

>>727425379

wtf

> Be me, 9
> Visit lil girlfriend, 8 or sth
> Don't know what do
> "Let's play doctor"
hellyeah.js
> We find this like doctor kit for children
> We get naked and I "listen" her pussy with a stethoscope
> Then try to touch she says stop
> stop bc mother calls
good ol' times.

i've been caught or watched masturbating by: 4 female friends, 3 female cousins, 3 aunts, 2 female teachers, 2 female friends of the family, and 4 babysitters

>>727433698
You slut x3

my friend's mom watched me jerk off in the bath tub when i was 10

>>727431415

5/5*

when i was 11 i used to walk around with my cock out

>>727434637
*in school

>>727433064
>>sonofabitch... no penis
lost it

>>727423076
Aww, that's really sweet. She deserves a medal.

Caught a few times, with neighbor girl touching parts, cousin under the blanket, cousin behind the house, diff neighbor girl, sisters friend. All happened between when I was 5 and 11. I was molested when I was very young and raped when I was 12-14. I've fucked 87 women and am 34 now

>>727434678
everyone does on penis inspection day. no biggie.

>>727434813
the third time she jokingly made a comment about "stamina". i can't remember what she said, only that it was the first time i had ever heard the word stamina

>best friend and I pretend we live in a castle
>the imaginary princes are twin brothers
>we each mount a pillow on the edge of the bed
>before going at it, best friend makes me pinky swear we never tell
>hump pillows next to each other for about a minute

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>>727416670

MODS !!

>>727435064
Oh, forgot to add, we're both girls around 12

>>727416670
first orgasm was into a vacuum cleaner

i thought i broke something or i was going to die

>>727431415

the country of pedophiles

i think the first time i ever got a boner was at the doctor's office while she was checking for a hernia

Me and my female cousin made out and did oral to each other several times when we were preteens.

when i was 13, the maid got me in trouble because she complained to my mother about having to clean out my trash which was full of cum-soaked kleenex

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>>727419978
had a chick do the same damn thing
was her name michelle too?

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>>727419454
>diamond dallas dick

Diamond Dallas Dick = DDD

>>727435664
no

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My older male cousin and I used to suck each other off when we were around 8 and 9 years old. I remember doing it every time we saw each other, we both got pretty good at it! After a year or so he moved to the states and I didn't get to see him for a long time. When he eventually visited I tried to do it again but he pushed me away and said "Nah dude I'm not gay, we were just kids"
>TFW I can still remember the taste and shape of his dick

>>727434850
Why who?

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>>727435268
Doofy is that you?

>>727435064
Another time in 5th grade

>at sleepover with two other girls
>I show them my pillow hump
>other girl says "this is what I do.."
>goes to her Barbie toys
>grabs naked Barbie, makes her do the splits
>slides one leg into her underwear, under her pussy
>taps it gently down several times
>me and the other girl undress two other barbies and join in
>didn't do much for me

>>727425751
That was shit. Learn to write a realistic sounding story

>>727435906
Dafuq kinda vague ass bullshit invasive question is that I am anonymous I never fear us I forgive I forget I just came

>>727436417
Fuck off

>>727420029
i love efukt

>be me, 8 years old
>have a friend that comes over every once in a while, same age
>we'd play ps2 and go on the internet
>stumble across porn
>hard as diamonds
>"is your willy getting big too?"
>he says "no, why?"
>"mine is"
>"show me"
>i pull down my pants and show him my small hard 8 year old dick
>"can i touch it?"
>he touches the small circle of the tip that isnt covered by foreskin with one finger
>"can you put it in your mouth like the girl did in the video?"
>"ew no"
>"please? for a second?"
>he gives in, and puts his mouth on my dick, rubbing the tip with his tongue
>he stops after a few seconds and stands up, i put my dick away

ive got more stories if you want, but after we finishes primary school, we went to the same high school but never really talked. im straight now, but hes 100% gay.

for 3 consecutive summers i jerked off every night and every morning while my cousin watched

Usto jerk off and watch porn with my sister... All the fucking time

I've got a few stories

>be me age 11-12
>at younger male cousin's house, he's about 9-10
>playing god of war in his room together late at night
>get to the part where you get to fuck those two sluts on the boat
>we both already knew how to fap at this age
>we take turns virtually banging them while the other cousin fapped under some sheets to the moaning and bed shaking
>we take turns cumming, him first then me
>my mattress is on the floor beside his bed, I just jizzed right on to my sheets not caring
>cousin gets out of bed to go get a drink and tissues
>"EEEEWWWW LOL GROSS ANON I STEPPED IN IT!!"
>embarrassed as fuck.png

Cont with story two...

>>727419310
Haha, my Mexican friend had a lady doc when he was 14. She said "not to shabby" about his dick. His English wasn't great at the time so he thought it was an insult. He was super self conscious til he heard me use the phrase a couple years later and I explained.

>>727425379
nigga u ghay

>>727440203
shouldn't he have been able to tell from the tone of her voice whether it was a positive or negative comment?

>be me, 10
>female cousin 6
>always wrestle and play fight
>we were in my bedroom and started getting a boner
>embarrassed, I stopped wrestling
>she must've noticed because she told me to lay back and close my eyes
>I complied
>feel two little hands rubbing up and down my little boner
>make her stop before we're caught

>be 12
>have small dick, even for a 12 year old
>using the bathroom at a friend's house
>his 16 year old sister walks in while i'm peeing
>she laughs then apologizes and says "don't worry, you'll grow"

>>727432259
Either Fake as fuck or you're a stupid faggot
Where didn't you fucking show the whole school her nudes in retaliation. Dumbass

>>727419454
>turn straight again
of course :^)

>>727440383
>same cousin
>backyard with swimming pool
>I think the parents are busy, so I start touching her a little more than I should
>have her stand up on my knees while I'm sitting on the grass
>I start massaging her butt cheeks
>I start kissing and licking her pussy through her wet swim suit
>as I'm trying to move aside the swim suit to get some toungue on skin action, her mom yells out the backdoor for her to come in
>I think to myself, "I'm fucked"
>no punishment or anything, that aunt still acts weird around me though

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>>727440106
>be me grade 7
>have new gf in same grade, we arrange a big end of the year party with our friends to go to a beach close to our school
>about 10 of us there, a few of us decide to swim to some rocks sticking out of the water and chill out there
>gf gets to the rocks first, turns towards me while sitting on the rocks and spreads her legs lazily to bask in the sun
>I see a ton of pubes coming out of her bikini line on both sides
>decide I no longer like gf, dump her later that week because I didn't wanna fuck around with no pube monster
>asks me why I dumped her
>tell her because at the beach I saw her pube forest and that it looked like a clown's head

pic related

>>727416670
>be 14
>getting first hand job in tent (GFs garden)
>mom comes down
>her 2 friends stop mom coming into tent
>safe

>be me aged 9
>best friend in whole world around, one year younger round my place
>all parents are drunk downstairs
>I think one was passed out
>time goes by and then she needs to pee
>she goes pee
>for some fucked up reason I follow
>both too young to realise it's weird
>see her sit down to pee
>me 'why do you have to sit down?'
>she shows her vagina and points to the urethra
>I'm weirded out so I show that my junks different
>show her my dick
>we inspect each other for a few mins
>she says she saw her older sister doing something w/ her bf
>proceeds to give me a hand job
>discovered masturbation

>>727434438
I have enjoyed how no1 questioned this clearly life altering experience

>>727440929
Savage

>>727440929
>>tell her because at the beach I saw her pube forest and that it looked like a clown's head
just spit water on my keyboard. thanks.

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>be me 5th grade
>get qt gril in my class to be my "gf"
>have fuckhuge field at my school, big enough for at lease two full sized soccer fields
>walking with gf along far end of the field during recess
>ask to hold her hand
>"teehee, sure anon"
>feel penis move from holding her hand
>nervous but now emboldened
>ask to kiss her
>she says yes
>first kiss for me, cock gets so hard it hurts
>literally one of the hardest boners I've ever had to this date
>keep kissing on far end of the field
>she the bulge in my pants and asks to touch it
>holyfuck.png
>she giggles and rubs my crotch over my pants, I ooze a little bit
>recess bell goes off, we both go back to class
>both of us get called to the office about 5 mins into class
>apparently one of the playtime supervisor bitches with those reflective vests was watching us from a distance
>get scolded by supervisor with principal there
>both of us are in principals office now expecting some bad punishment
>"okay you two, just no kissing at school, some of the younger kids might get ideas. Wait until middle school if you wanna kiss at school or do it on your own time"
>go back to class feeling like a pimp
>mfw got away scott free

>>727420029
>also there is a part TWO:
>http://efukt.com/21377_The_Caught_Compilation_TWO.html

00:42 topkek

>>727441872
what questions do you have?

>>727434438
for how long
did she watch u cum?

>>727442639
from when i started getting myself hard until i finished. probably 5-7 minutes
she saw me orgasm, but i was 10 so it was a dry orgasm

>>727442894
what was her expression

>>727435142
Stupid

>>727442894
what did she do when u fnisshed

>>727442510
>no kissing at school, some of the younger kids might get ideas
>Ameriflaps are this paranoid

Holy shit I just remembered this.
>Be 7 yo
>Have 5yo cousin sleeping over in my house
>She wants us to sleep in the same bed
>When she's asleep I get very curious and put my hand slowly down her pants
>Start rubbing clit
>Put her hand on my dick
I think she was asleep the whole time.
I also remember getting dressed together and trying to show her how big my dick was.

>>727442986
>>727443023
i'm just gonna greentext it

>>727419454
Yea, turned straight... Sucking dick and eating cum but you're straight, right? Did you say no homo after swallowing?

>>727443115
I was actually at a school in Canada at the time, so yeah...

>>727443402
Do they not have sex ed over there?

>>727425379
faggot

>>727443402
We did, I was at an elementary school (K-5) at the time, we had sex ed classes in grades 3 and 5.

It was mostly just explaining what was going on if you started to get pimples and what it meant when you started to get pubes, I didn't get the in depth stuff about applying condoms and pregnancy stuff until about 8th grade

>>727440929
Holy fuck this belongs in YLYL

>>727443210
well

>>727443210
>sleeping over at friend's house like i have a half dozen times before
>his mom took us to our baseball game at the playground, then out to eat
>when we got back to their house, she told him to go get ready for a bath like she always did
>i play gamecube while his mom is in the bathroom with him, like i always do
>he finishes his bath, comes out to the living room in his pajamas
>"mom says you need to come take your bath now"
>i'd never had to bathe outside my own house but she was in charge so i walk into the bathroom and she's got the tub full, waiting for me
>i get shy and she has to reassure me my mom told her i needed to bathe and she was a mom too and she knew what she was doing
>i undressed and got into the bath and she sat on the side of the tub for a minute and then moved to sit on the closed toilet seat, reading a magazine
>i slowly got comfortable and started my normal bath time ritual
>i bathed alone at home but, looking back, i guess i don't blame her for wanting to keep an eye on me, especially since she clearly still bathed my friend
>part of my bath time routine for about six months at that point was jerking off
>i didn't know exactly what it was that i was doing, i just knew it felt good
>at first she must have thought i was just being vigilant about cleaning myself but then i got hard and she asked "what are you doing?"
>i replied "i always do this" like it was the most obvious thing in the world
>she just smiled and nodded and let me continue but she never looked back at her magazine the rest of the bath

>>727440369
What are you expecting from a mexican?

>>727428517
Is your sister autistic?

>>727431023
second this.

>>727444303
>when i finished, she grabbed a big towel and held it open and motioned for me to get out of the bath
>she wrapped the towel around me and told me there were pajamas in my backpack in my friends room
>i got dressed in his room and went back out to play gamecube

Your friend's mom is literally a pedo

>>727440203
What kind of a doctor tells a 14 year old that his dick isn't too shabby? What reality are we in? Don't pretend this is normal.

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>be me age 12
>have a few friends at school who knew how to fap already
>decide I should join the club
>visiting my grandparents during the summer
>go into bathroom to try to fap, no pictures
>grab a pen and paper and draw a picture of me fucking a girl in my glass, drew my cock monstrously huge and her with a look of surprise on her face
>heard that it feels better with lotion
>grandma had left some weird goats milk hand lotion beside the sink
>use this for lube
>fapping really hard
>apparently I was allergic to something in the lotion because my cock got really puffy and swollen
>keep fapping anyways
>accidentally rip the skin on the bottom of my tip that connects it to your foreskin
>hurts like a bitch but keep going, just torn enough to bleed a little
>feel a strange feel come over me, all of a sudden I cum for the first time out of a swollen and bleeding cock
>stare in amazement at my white and red tipped phallus
>fapped twice more that day
>cock stays swollen for two days
>fapped three times a day every day for that whole summer
>noragrets.png
>mfw saw my own cum for the first time

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>be me
>be 1st week of school
>have to take shit
>there's no toiletpaper
>ohfuck.png
>ohshit.jpg
>notice a plastic cup on the floor
>it's better than walking around with shit it my pants all day
>wipe my little schoolboy ass with hard plastic cup
>decide to finish into the plastic cup
>shitnuggets sticking to inside and outside of the cup
>hide shitcup behind the toilet
>go back to class like nothing happened..

now... before i say what happens next... you need to know that the toilet I wiped with the shitcup is at the other side of a corridor than the classroom for my class...

If you were to go through the classroom, you enter a little room with a sink, painting supplies, toys and other random things for the students to play with during recess...

>be like 1h later after wiping ass with shitcup
>still getting to know shithead kids in class
>a student comes running in screaming EEEEEEEEEEW
>THE MOTHERFUCKER IS HOLDING MY SHITCUP
>WHATTHEACTUALSHIT.bmp
>he runs into the room behind the classroom
>some kids, intrigued by the cup filled with shit, follow the cupbarer...
>the cupbarer places the shitcup in the sink and starts rinsing it.
>teacher enters
>teacher yells at everyone to get out and for the cupbarer to get that foul thing out of our classroom
>the cupbarer starts crying, trying to explain he just found it
>teacher, now screaming, tells the cupbarer to get the shitcup out of there
>cupbarer grabs the shitcup, now filled to the brim with a mixture of shit and water
>he walks through the classroom, spilling shitwater everywhere
>through the corridor to the toilet from once it came... spilling shitwater everywhere...
>he dumped the shitcup into the toilet
>The cupbarer was expelled from the school and was never seen again...
>till this day, no one knows where the shitcup came from...
>this happened like 15 years ago...
>sometimes I think about the cupbarer and wonder what became of him...
>mfw this is all real and undelated to thread but shared anyways.

>>727443115
THE KIDS ARE FUCKING EVERYWHERE

Just literally

>>727445169
I had this happening to me twice, and decided to have circumcision

>>727446951
I had it happen again when I was about 19-20 while I was fucking my now ex gf raw.

second time was a lot worse, went to the doctor to get it checked out and he told me to not fuck for a month and let it heal up. still uncircumcised tho

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>Be me, couple months ago.
>Buy VR headset for phone
>Watch 3d movies, games, etc.
>Want to try porn.
>Download a bunch to phone.
>Wife leaves to go to store.
>thisismychance.jpg
>Put on headphones, grab lube, and go to town.
>I'm sitting in bed, 20 mins in, about to nut.
>blind. Can't find paper towel. Take off headset.Wife standing there...
>PleaseKillMe.jpg
>"I forgot the debit card...". Debit card is on back of my phone... which is in the VR headset.

I still hear about it to this day.... 9/10, VR porn is amazing.

Alright.. here goes, first time this story is getting told. ive put it in the "forget" box.

>Be me
>around 10 y/o boy
>have friend over for play date
I dont remember how we get onto the topic, but we talk about porn and stuff like small boys
>he asks if i wanna try it
>i ask. "like kissing, you mean?"
>"Not if you dont want to"
thinking its a little wierd to kiss boys i say
>"lets just do sex"
he asks me how i wanna do it,
>"lets just 69, that was we both get something at the same time" (somthing like that)
>we lay down next to eachother
>starts sucking
>feels wierd, his dick is so soft
>Stop after like 5 mins.
>awkward silence.mp3
>dont talk about it again,
we used to fap next to eachother often the following years.
i have like 4 more gay expiriences if anyone is interested, im a straight 21 y/o today.

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>>727424833
what a legend

>>727445330
Fucking lost

>>727448593
Kek

>>727440383
Someone definitely molested that kid before you got there.

Between the ages of 8-13 my older cousin would always lay next to me at family sleepovers and make me use my hand to masturbate her and she used to make out with me while jerking me off in later years. Ask me anything.

>>727440929
Oh shit, that girl's going to have a complex for the rest of her life. She probably spent the rest of the summer plucking her pubes one by each.

>be 14
>kissed a girl

>>727418568
Kek

>>727448829
heading to bed. later /b/ros.

>>727449253
Nah not really, we went to the same highschool (grade 8-12 in my area) and she ended up turning into a super femnazi sjw, got passed around quite a bit too

>>727445330
fooking kek

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these Threads are Mana from Heaven

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>>727424833
nigga you crazy hahahah

>>727449783
you're a good sister. I hope he returned the favor later.

>>727451231
what happened?

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bump

>>727432491
/thread

>>727451355
sister caught brother bating. She helped him.

>>727440565
Did you grow?

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>>727440929
i actually dumped my gf in 4th grade because she had webbed toes. 20 years later she added me on facebook. we started talking again, talking turned to flirting, she was actually cute back then and still pretty now. I then asked: how could i stupid enough to dump you anyway? and she said: because you saw my wedded toes during gym lesson. she remembered. that event got burned into her memory. i kind of scarred her. i stopped talking to her after that. because of her toes.

Lols

https://youtu.be/WyKpLE4f-M8

>>727452319
Stop spamming your live stream faggot

>>727445148
mexican female doctor

i know this might come as a shock but the standards among that group are likely a little relaxed

> be 7
> have best friend girl
> slowly beginning to interested in girls body
> start game "Hide and Go Peep"
> when found can ask to see any part of them
> always pick vagina
> she not very into it but keeps playing
> not sure when but later
> see picture of blow job but not know what bj is
> think it's peeing
> go into bathroom and get ready to pee in her mouth
> thankfully, couldn't pee

>>727431644
I'm so sorry.

>>727453351 infinite brix would be shat, if you guys actually reunited on here

>>727452101
... why

>>727452101
Fucking beta shit. Rekindle friendship, then burn it because you felt bad about shit you did in the 4th grade.

When I was 6 I forcefully started fingering my 7 year old cousin. She asked me to kiss her pussy when we were changing in the same room one time. She asked my to put a finger in and she started trying to squirm away and I mistook it for her liking it and did it harder until she peed herself. She didn't talk to me for a week but we actually fucked a bunch of times in high school. It was fucking amazing.

>>727455387
Green text a fuck session

>>727420025
And she didn't even tell. She's a good egg, we need more girls like this. Commendable.

>>727455480
I'm too drunk to greentext anything. But the first time it was in freshman year because she caught me jerking it in my room at a family gathering like an idiot. She walked in "to get something" and told her to leave and she said if I told her what I was doinf she would leave. Then I explained what it was like to jerk off and she said it was only fair for me for show her so I did. Then I told her to show me her pussy since I showed her my dick. One thing led to another and we just end up masturbating each other without fucking because I'm a huge pussy. Its was straight up fucking for The next 2 years however

>>727430295
kinda small desu

>>727430303
Why am I bothered that the penis thumb is on the wrong way?

>>727425001
Why would her mum tell her how sex toys make her feel?

>>727431102
r u gay?

>>727451812
i grew but i'm not big by any measure

used to trade sucks with my older brother when i was around 5 and he was like 9

>>727434850
Holy shit. Are you me?

>>727439534
Go ahead man

>>727419454
How did you react when he came in your mouth?

>>727425379
You're saying he's black because his dick was big? Lmao

>>727425751
>10 years old
>ooze cum

Someone never jacked off prior to 12

>>727427407
Mmmhhhhmmmm....okay anon

>>727435815
How big was it?

>>727433064
Anything else happen with her?

>>727430785
Same.....didn't blow my first load till about 12....started jerking around 10-11

>>727456282
)';

I fell cringy,so I will tell ultra-short version
>me about 8 y.o
>didn't knew anything about "these things"
>found out, crossing legs hard and rubbing dick throught pants give good fell
>did this many time in classroom
>no one ever notice
>once time teacher near notice [didn't knew it was bad or smthng]
>lucky as fuck
>told friend what I discovered, and showed him
>He doesn't get it,and forgot about it
>Mom knew about that all, cuz I asked her about that

>be 15
>have foot fetish
>talking with teacher after class about assignment i forgot to do
>she's wearing flip flops
>can't stop staring
>get boner
>"my eyes are up here"
>i've never been more embarrassed in my life

>>727433698
who watched and for how long??l

>>727420822
oh wait... are you horny kid or horny dad??

>>727459076
all four friends, one cousin, one family friend, and two babysitters

all of them watched until i finished

>>727459192
kid

>>727459200
greentext

>>727434438
Story?

>>727459278
that's eight stories. really?

>>727459342

>>727444303

>>727416670
bamp

>>727459627
never saw her nude, wouldn't know

>>727433064
>sonofabitch....no penis

My fucking sides anon

>be 7 year old girl
>girl friend comes over a lot, she's 10
>we are really into high school musical, she has a crush on the main boy
>"anon, pretend you are troy bolton and I am gabriella montez"
>upset because i wanted to be the girl but oh well
>we lie down facing each other and rubbing each others clits with our knees
>grope her really small chest, she's a little chubby
>try to kiss her but she doesnt really open or move her mouth
>we do this for maybe a year on and off, we call it "playing teenager"
>eventually she gets really tired of having "sex" and i feel kind of mean because i force myself on her a lot
>she just sort of lays on her side and watchs icarly while i grope her boob and masturbate
>sex just sorta stops as we get older

I moved to a different city and haven't seen her since, but we're friends on facebook. She's 22 now and ended up getting fat, and we're both straight.

tfw most sexually activity was from when I was 7

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>>727460071
Also sorry for terrible writing, this is my first greentext and I'm on like 26th hour of no sleep.

>>727460071
Hate to be this guy but tits or gtfo

>>727459415
Just the best ones

>>727460212
Tits or GTFO

>>727458678
I wouldnt worry bout it too much tbh, bifag here, im too big for my gf (just over 7in) and Ive been with guys who were 6, was really fun.

>>727460361
tell me which ones you want to hear and i'll greentext them

>>727433698
Discretion is not your strong suit is it anon

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>be me
>7 or 8 at the time
>go swimming with fam
>get in pool with jets to simulate swimming against a current
>hold onto side of pool and raise junk to same level as jets
>feelsgood.jpeg
>continue doing so until I ejacu late
>don't understand why it now feels bad
>tell 2 year younger sister to try
>she concurs
>don't realise I actually came until years later
>mfw other swimmers knew what I was doing whilst I was oblivious

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>>727418568
>brain blast

>>727434869
>penis inspection day
Ugh those were the WORST at my all boys catholic school

>>727435268
Dude....first time I ever came I thought I broke it and ran to my dad about it....super embarrassing

>>727460830
i've never had a door with a lock and no one i know ever knocks

>>727459627
kek

>>727425751
"its bigger than the small toy"

>10 years old

yea, keep telling yourself that

>>727460836
yawn
no one cares

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>>727448593
What kind of shitty wife doesn't help you jerk off? What's the point if a wife then????

>>727460618
family friend and cousin. maybe teacher too

>>727451669
You were born as the wrong brother

>>727435627
Rookie move, man; you flush that shit.

>>727418273
What u were watching on dial-up? Also, which year?

OK
>Be 10, male
>go to sitters house after school everyday
>she has 4 daughters one my age, one 8,7,and 4.
>4yr old had life size barby in her room
> used to go in there and hump it every >other day. 8yr old walks in on me.
>i emediatly stop and run out of house...
> sitter never found out.
>then one day she asks me what i was >doing, told her it felt good on my penys
> she asks "what is a penys anon"
>try to tell her, SheJustDontGetIt.jpg
> devise plan with her for me to pretend to be asleep so i dont get in trouble for it
> she started feeling me up , groping and shyt.
.... anyways three days later while i was at the sitters i got stung in the asscrack by a Bee

>>727451153
I once had to sit in the middle of the woods for a half-hour a day and record the wildlife I saw at Scout camp.

I jerked off onto a lot of plants.

>>727435064
>>727435232
>>727435975
Any other stories?

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>5yo me
>get boners all the time
>lay on bed one day naked, take mom's hairspray in little pump bottle and spray down my dick and balls
>imagine that alien spaceship floats down and tractor beams me into a cavity with the same shape as my body

>>727462156
Wtf

>be 12
>in my dad's bed with weird chick my friend brought over
>making out
>starts rubbing the peen through pants with her foot
>takes peen out, looks at it
>"do you want me to suck it anon? Because I'm not going to"
>leaves room

Chick later died of a brain tumor kek

>>727461885
probably some softcore picture of a celebrity, i don't remember. didn't jerk off to videos until much later

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>>727462156

>>727458678
That's not small at all. Stop listening to all these 4chan faggots that think they are the norm

>be 6
>small dick
>fits in bottom of toothpaste container (like a push pop)
>hard plastic is not good at all
>suction feels amazing
>continue to do this for a fee weeks until tube runs out
>family never got the same type of toothpaste again

>>727460618
Cousin and teacher

>>727461636
family friend
>be 16
>get home after school and grab my laptop to jerk off like i always do
>have headphones in
>15 minutes into an edging session, my door opens all of a sudden
>my mom's best friend gasps, then walks in a shuts the door behind her
>she just nods and smiles and motions for me to continue
>i was edging so i was already close, only took another 30 seconds
>blew a pretty small load and cleaned up
>she finally talks: "stopped by to get something from your mom, wanted to say hi"
>i laugh awkwardly and she leaves

>>727460967
what is this day? what happes and who does iy?

>be me about 7 yo
>visit girl from school at her house
>we hang out in her room chillin
>she tells me to show her my dick
>no, i dont want to
>she pulls down her pants and wants me to look at her clit
>ew.jpg
>cover my eyes in fear
>peek through my fingers and see her touching her ladyparts
>gross
>she giggles
>then she pulls her pants back up and we continue hanging out until my mom picks me up later
>still the only pussy ive ever seen

I played with my cousins a lot when i was little. I have four stories
1/4

>hanging out with girl cousin, shes maybe 12, im 15
>swimming in aunts pool, just me and her
>shes young but has a plump ass and her bikini is showing a bit of camel toe
>i get really horny seeing this and ask her if she wants to ride around in the pool on my back
>she does, wraps legs around my waist, arms on my shoulders
>put my arms up under her thighs and slowly move my hands back to her butt and eventually where my fingers are touching her pussy
>was being discrete at first but now just blatantly feeling her up
>shes uncomfortable at first but then shes okay with it
>end up pulling of my shorts and she feels my cock, rubs it for awhile
>pull her bikini down a bit and finger her until aunt comes outside and tells us its dinner time
>we never talk about it, she lives down the street from me now. Really wanna fuck her

>>727461636
>>727462668
cousin
>be 13
>16 year old cousin and i both staying at our grandparents for a week
>sharing a room
>two beds on opposite walls from each other
>first night, i wait until i think she's asleep so i can jerk off, can't fall asleep otherwise
>she wakes up. "can you stop moving around so much, your bed is loud"
>she sees the tent under the sheet
>"are you jerking off?"
>i say yes, getting soft fast
>she gets up and takes the sheet off me
>"keep going"
>i start jerking off again, her watching is making me really nervous but really hard
>i don't last very long and cum all over my hand
>she grabs the shirt she wore that day from the hamper and gives it to me to clean up
>she takes the cum covered shirt and tosses it back into the hamper
>she gets back into her bed and we both go to sleep
>the next morning she's standing over me when i wake up
>"do you have morning wood?"
>i tell her yes
>"are you gonna jerk off again?"
>i tell her i can if she wants me to
>"do it"
>the same thing happens again, i cum very quickly and she hands me something to clean up with
>repeat this every night and every morning the whole week

>be 11 or 12
>discover fapping
>ohmygod
>often do it while in my room when babysitter was watching me
>she had toe rings and anklets and i saw her bare feet all the time
>would jerk to the thought of her feet
>one day im jerking off
>she walks in, looks right at my dick
>"oh sorry"
>she leaves immediately
>i resume fapping
>cum so hard

>>727416670
>be a clueless 7 year old
>have been yanking for a while, but for the first time I noticed something came out. not a lot, but I get worried enough to secretly ask my much older sister
>she smirks and says maybe its the way I am doing it.
>She has me yank it in front of her and seems to be smirking and laughing about it too much
>says she hasn't quite figured it out, so has me yank it in front of her a bunch of times.
>finally I learn elsewhere that its normal for stuff to come out
>I tell her and she says she knew that all along and laughs
>ever since then she teases me about that. But I kind of like having a sex secret with her

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>>727462156

>>727458678
Don't worry, you're above the average.

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This was the reason for my first fap, enjoy /b/ros

>>727427598
Your mom is chill as fuck. Lol

Like, to NOT REACT AT ALL is insane. Even to not freak out but be supportive like, "ITS OKAY ANON, I'M SORRY" ect.She's just like, "same shit as always"

Lol

>>727462883
You never had penis inspection day??

>>727416670
>be me
>be 12
>come home from school to hear moaning coming from mom's bedroom
>hear her and random guy fucking
>start jacking off outside of door
>right before I cum mom says to guy just cum inside
>blew load on floor
>2nd orgasm I ever had

if I had a time machine, this is what I'd revisit. she got impregnated when that happened

>>727463536
no what is it?

>>727435975
Any more stories anon?

>>727416670
Sauce?

>>727416670
2/4

>other girl cousin
>im 13 shes 15-16
>out playing in woods with my brother and two guy cousins
>she and i end up going off on our own just walking and talking
>get to a spot where we had made a little clubhouse (we had tons of clubhouses in the woods back then)
>sitting down and talking when she just takes off her pants out of nowhere
>shes kinda chubby, but nice boobs and super fat ass
>asks me if i wanna take my pants off too, not horny but whatever, so I do
>shes looking at my cock, rubs it a little and ends up licking it, no sucking just licks it for maybe 10 mins
>all of a sudden stops and asks me to play with her pussy
>no idea how to do that, but i start rubbing her and eventually finger her awkwardly
> she doesnt moan or anything but just smiles and tells me to keep going
>after maybe 5 mins she picks up a pretty wide stick off the ground and asks me to put it in her
>no idea wtf is going on, this is weird now, but super horny so do as she asks
>ended up taking this stick (seriously, a fucking broken off tree branch) and slowly push it into her pussy
>she gasps because it clearly hurts, but after working it around a bit, she starts moaning and enjoying it
>fuck her with a stick for 15 mins until she tells me to stop
>end up helping her clean pieces of bark out of her pussy, she pulls up her pants and we walk away like nothing happened
>we still talk and have never mentioned this

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>17
>Wake up early the morning of Christmas Eve
>House is silent and the sun isn't even fully up
>Turn on lamp, can't find my Vaseline
>Decide to dry jerk it out of laziness
>Very recently lost my virginity, so I lie in bed and spank it viciously for a while to the fresh memory of that evening
>Start to feel myself going over the verge
>13 year old sister literally just walks through the door without announcing herself
>She sees my dick just as it starts erupting
>I'm groaning uncontrollably and busting the biggest nut of my life all over myself while she watches
>Sister stands there in shock and just stares at my cock while it blows
>Stare at each other for a moment before she turns around and leaves
>Never speak of it again
>Never find out what the fuck she wanted in the first place or why she was up that early
>She stares at my crotch for weeks afterward
>tfw I already have a huge exhibitionism fetish

>>727416670
I accidentally pee-ed out the 3rd floor window at school onto a group of girls. really got 4 or 5 of them really good before they figured out what was going on. When I walk past any of them in the hallway, I call them "urinal". Sometimes I yell at one across the cafeteria "hey, come over here, I gotta piss"

>>727430785

I remember the no-cum days.

first time i came semen i didn't even know what it was.

>>727433064
this is the best one here

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>>727418568

>>727461636
teacher
>be 17 (a little old for early sexual experiences but whatever)
>get to school early for SAT tutoring (trying to max out my score)
>get random boner, need to find somewhere to jack off
>janitors clean the student bathrooms at this time of day
>decide i could probably get away with using the bathroom in the teacher's lounge
>door to teacher's lounge and to the bathroom inside are both unlocked, thankfully
>lock both behind me
>stand in front of toilet and start jerking
>a few minutes later, hear key in lock of bathroom door
>say "occupied"
>she recognizes my voice and unlocks the door
>shout "what the hell?"
>"you're not supposed to be in here"
>she looks down at my dick
>"sorry to interrupt"
>she sits down at the table but can still see me from where she is
>seven strokes later i cum
>as soon as the last spurt hits the water, she says "i'll be in the computer lab with your practice test ready" and leaves

i guess she was wagering i would be too embarrassed about it to tell on her for it? not sure what her thinking was, really

>>727464362
You never tried to fuck any of em?

>>727431852
>>727431941
well fuck guess i'll continue then

>go round to his house one day after school
>his dad is in, offers me a cup of tea then we go upstairs to friend's room
>sit and talk like normal, play vidya w/e
>things go quiet, smash bros music still on in background
>we both put our hands on each other's dicks at the same time
>ofucc.jpg
>i am significantly outmatched here
>i'm a solid 6-7~", thought i was a decent size
>his doesn't fit in my hand
>it's literally the size of a deoderant can (pic related)
>undo his belt and pull his shorts down
>holy shit, that's not fitting ANYWHERE
>this thing is ridiculous, like if you took 3 of mine and rubberbanded them together next to each other it'd maybe be the same as his
>he leans back
>I KNOW WHAT I MUST DO
>give the tip a little lick, he seems to enjoy it
>give it a spit and rub it in, then I go to town
>i've watched enough porn, so I go straight for the deepthroat
>i don't even get half way down the dick, but keep going
>i was fucking born to do this
>sucking his dick for maybe 10 minutes
>says he gonna cum
>I PREPARE
>he stands up and I prepare for my first taste of man juice
>he takes over jackin and i keep sucking the tip
>he cums
>what the fuck, why is it so powerful
>fires straight to the back of my throat, i gag immediately
>i ain't no quitter though, so i keep him in my mouth until he's completely empty
>the madness stops, and it tastes fucking disgusting
>worth it though
>this goes on ever week for almost 3 years, we eventually start fucking each other and doing more kinky shit
and that's the story of how I became a faggot, who has had the same gf for 3 years now. I can talk more if anyone found that at all interesting

>>727463743
You go to school and once a month all the boys line up and the gym teacher inspects your penis to make sure you're developing properly. Guys, you believe this mong never had penis inspection day? What kind of shitty 3rd world school did you go to?

Watching porn with my brother & sister in our room at our family's beach house..sigh

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>>727464706
forgot pic related

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>be 10
>already knew how to jerk
>very horny
>got hard in classroom while thinking about classmates
>test day
>finish test quickly because shit was ez pz
>"can I go out?"
>"no anon, you must stay here in silence"
>Start fantasizing about girls around me and got hard
>Isn't it hot in here?.wav
>Take off sweatshirt and put it in my lap
>cautiously take dick out
>Jerkit.bmp
>mfw I jerked in front of the class

Still don't know if someone saw me.
Also, I think I got a public fetish from that shit

>>727463971
3/4

>another female (half?)-cousin
>much younger then, maybe 8-9, she is 7
>having sleep over at guy cousins house
>we were watching the first live action mortal kombat movie, guy cousin is in top bunk of bunk bed, me and girl on bottom
>some kinda hot girls in this movie, guy cousin is making jokes about their boobs and asses
>we're all laughing and all of a sudden girl cousin asks me if i like her
>im wtf-ing hard, but say yes
>she says good and leans over and starts kissing me, like full on french kissing
>weirded out as i have never kissed a girl, but go with it anyway
>she ends up laying on her back, i lay on her and we make out for awhile
>she then rolls over and pulls down her pajama pants
>no panties, just bare ass, my dick is diamonds
>asks me to play with her butt, i dont know what to do so i kiss it
>she likes it but ends up reaching behind her and pulling off my underwear
>guy cousin watching whole thing keeps encouraging us, can tell hes playing with himself
>i end up climbing on her and rubbing my dick in between her ass cheeks hotdog style
>do this for 5 mins until i have a dry orgasm
>lay down next to her, she pulls her pants up and kisses me goodnight
>stay up all night wondering wtf i just did
>aunt ends up divorcing her dad few months later, never see her again

>>727464706
Dammit now I want to suck his dick again. Or just any dick

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>>727464009
>>727464918
>exhibitionism
Same here. I whipped my little 5-year-old dick out in kindergarten numerous times because people's reactions were always entertaining.
>grow up
>10ft privacy fence on all sides of backyard
>walk around naked outside whenever I like
Living the dream.

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>be about 12 years old
>Have NO casual knowledge of sex outside of a very vague, academic understanding that it causes pregnancy
>This particular day I'm obsessively looking at porn on grandmother's computer while she naps on the couch
>first time seeing intercourse
>makes my dick ache painfully for something I can't identify
>pressure seems to relieve the ache, but not cure it
>eventually I start rhythmically grinding my dick up against edge of keyboard
>feels fucking great, but so unsatisfying, like something's missing
>suddenly get a rising feeling like just before you pee, but it feels too good to stop
>Confused and terrified
>Panic
>Squeeze my dick till it hurts
>My first ejaculation starts
>Think I'm pissing myself
>Desperately squeeze my cock and run through my grandmother's living room while ejaculating into my fist
>Grandmother doesn't wake up
>Reach bathroom
>Massive fistful of the weirdest fucking piss I've ever seen
>Smells bizarre and is disturbingly thick
>Suddenly crosses my mind that this must be sperm
>Suddenly understand sex
And that was the day Anon reverse engineered the reproductive process.

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>>727465658
>Desperately squeeze my cock and run through my grandmother's living room while ejaculating into my fist
>Desperately squeeze my cock and run through my grandmother's living room while ejaculating into my fist
>Desperately squeeze my cock and run through my grandmother's living room while ejaculating into my fist

>>727465658
Top notch.

>>727419310
I don't recall ever having a doctor checking out my junk at that age...

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>>727431415
M8 you takin the piss? Do you think this website is chock full of Meriburgers alone? And you think they're representative of even 20% of the US population??? M8?? M80???????? Get fucked.

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>>727466023
I had to have a doctor check my junk out when my dick and balls turned purple. It wound up being internal bleeding from when I ripped my abs a couple days earlier.
She still pulled my foreskin back though.

>>727442510
>Fuckhuge
>Two soccer fields
Kek, and I was beginning to think this thread was all Eurofags and backwoods cousin fuckers

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>>727465658
>Desperately squeeze my cock and run through my grandmother's living room while ejaculating into my fist

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>>727466499
Mfw I'll never know the feel of a lady pulling back foreskin

>>727420029
That crossdrresser casually talking to his mom wile fapping is pretty hot

>>727464889
>he was bigger than a deodorant can

Sure™

>>727416670
i didn't have an early sexual experience myself, but i helped a 14-yr-old boy have an early sexual experience

>>727416670
>be 8 years old
>female friend sleeps over, we're the same age
>we lay in bed and she pulls down her panties then points and says "This is where the pee comes out. Rub it."
>I rub it then she says "Harder."
>I continue for a few minutes then smell my hand.
>Smells like piss
>I scrape it against my wooden bed frame thinking the piss smell would go away. 8 year old logic.
>We go to sleep and that's the end of it.

>>727444588
*acoustic

>Am around 9 or 10, was at YMCA with a friend (like 13/14)
>Swimming with friend
>Friend goes to play basketball or some shit
>I stay in the pool because fuck that water is fun
>Go to shower afterwards, am alone
>Older guy walks in and begins showering
>He takes off his swim trunks
>I'm staring at his cock
>He notices and begins talking to me
>He lets me feel his cock
>Super veiny and dark
>Convinces me to take off my swim trunks too
>I lie down on the floor
>Rubs my tiny penis and turns me on
>whatshappening.gif
>He fingers my asshole
>Hurts but feels good
>I came for the first time ever
>Tells me not to tell anyone
>Am trap now
>TL;DR was molested in shower, now am trap and addicted to being accepted by older men