Step 1: Ask a 34 year old kissless virgin anything. Step 2: Feel

All good op. Just caught my gf cheating on me. You don't that pain, jerk it and be happy.

>>727413826

That's true, I don't that pain.

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Any reason you're still a virgin? Are you really ugly/ have no social skills?

>>727414899

I'm average looking but have fuckall social skills.

>>727413720
How did you get to that stage being kissless? Not even a drunken pash at a party? Just curious, is it not something you wanted?

I got locked in a chastity cage when I was 16, and my girlfriend never gave me the key, so I'll always be a virgin. On the plus side I get free french fries on saturdays.

>>727415330
>Not even a drunken pash at a party?

No. And I have been severely drunk at many parties.

>>727415485
>On the plus side I get free french fries on saturdays.

Worth it.

>>727413720
are you that 33 year old dude that posts here all the time, but just a year older?

>>727416513

Correct.

>>727413720
34? Never even kissed?
Have you ever considered that it may be your confidence level? Or introverted personality? Or anxiety?

>>727416703
>Have you ever considered that it may be your confidence level? Or introverted personality? Or anxiety?

Yes, yes and yes.

>>727416695
happy b-day dude whenever it was.

are trying to improve your social skills on a regular basis? do you go to social settings trying to meet someone?

>>727417082
>happy b-day dude whenever it was.

Thanks

>are trying to improve your social skills on a regular basis? do you go to social settings trying to meet someone?

Just the usual stuff I always did. Bar now and then, some courses and sports classes (currently yoga), gym.

what spells can you cast

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24 year old virgin reporting in
I've had a few flings with some crazy chicks but I inevitably backed out before fucking them over the drama of it all

>>727417318

It's all a lie bro. All a lie.

19 yo complete virgin here.
I'm scared...

>>727419088

OP here. You will be fine. You are still young.

>>727413720
Are you that fat guy that always posts about his tiny dick?

>>727419860

No. I'm neither fat, nor have a small dick.

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>>727413720

>>727419551
If you were 20 again, what would you do differently?

Do your parents think or ever thought you were gay?

>>727420273

Drink less, work out more, study something useful and become productive member of society.

>>727420324

Probably. Never talked to them about this.

>>727413720
20 year old here kissless virgin here.
Only ever been in one relationship and she left me for someone I once considered a friend.
Should I give up?

>>727421290
Yes

>>727413720
Have you think about prostitute? Isn't it worth it at this stage?

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OP relax. Pussy's not as big of a deal as you might think. Also 34 is the new 24. Also, you don't have a divorce, legal fees, court dates and child support payments. You get to keep your pay. You get to do what you want when you want. Shit, be happy and go for a couple beers because you can. Enjoy, anon.

>>727422231

When it comes to prostitutes I can afford atm, I have moral reservation due to trafficking and shit.

>>727413720
29 year old virgin here. I've been a shut in for the last 10 years pretty much. I'm actually handsome, just terribly afraid of the world. I still have hope. Without hope theres nothing.

>>727422625
29 is the new 19. Chill faggot.

>>727422464
not all prositues are victims of human trafficking tho. There are ones who just need the money and dont mind getting fucked by strangers.

>>727413720
mail order bride?

>>727413720
How far have you gotten with a girl?

>>727423105

But those are usually the expensive one. I can't imagine that anyone is a 30$ hooker by choice.

>>727423307

Conversation.

>>727423212

Mail order brides are after money aren't they? I haven't any.

>>727423496
>Conversation.
Was it lewd conversation?

I'm 24. almost 25. I lose virginity and did first kiss (did never before any kind of kiss, even smacks) when I was 23. both were with a paid whore. but she was hot. and older than me.

I'm satisfied I did it all. but I'm sad I didn't it when I was younger. as like 13. Good Luck Future Mages Forever. --- please reply me ---

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Hey I've never posted on /soc/ before and only checked out the board once or twice when I first started using the chin. Any clue how I got pic related? I'm a mobilefag btw

>>727415273
Booze up and grow a pair, tell yourself you can do it and talk about yourself. It's easy m8 fuck anxiety

>>727423582
Same here man I didn't get my first kiss until I was 13. Lost my virginity to a 8/10 ten months later. Took a while for me to lose my wizard status but we all get there eventually

>>727423582
sad u didnt do it at younger age,why? im 18 now and kissless virgin but i dont really care.
There were a couple of girls that liked me but i haver never really wanted a girlfriend,well i mean of course it would be cool to walk together and watch a movie or cuddle or other stuff,but ahhh.

im 26 kissless virgin and i dont really care that much.

>>727423833
but its fine for me being here right now,i would be okay to never have a girlfriend,its just what other people think. And yea my confidence is pretty shitty too imo.

>>727415485
Wut

>>727423713
You got laid when you were 13?

>>727423570

I'm afraid not.

>>727423684

I'm permanently boozed up.

>>727423833
Not the anon you responded to but imo. Being in "love" and doing all that shit when you're a kid is something really special. I'm not saying if you didn't have a girlfriend when you were 15 you'll never truly be in love. It's just different when you both are young, innocent and don't hate people yet. Missing it won't ruin your life but being able to experience sex and teenage love when you're still young is pretty fucking cool.

Until one of you cheats on the other with her best friend grace and she finds out becaus she went through your phone while you were in the bathroom and you come out to your phone smashed and her dad screaming at you to leave and never come back but when you go to drive home all your tires are slashed and you freak out because it's yours dads car since you're 16 and can't afford your own car yet

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>>727413720
If given the option would u kiss/date/fuck my gf

>>727423977
Yeah. Which is odd cause I grew up conservative and pretty sheltered. Just happened to start dating a girl who was ready to just into the deep end

>>727424100
I think you should build up the courage to talk more to girls.

>>727424225

The average American girl.

>>727424311

Talking to girls is not so much the problem. Not spilling spaghetti everywhere is .

>>727424444
Checked. But I wouldn't call that the average. Maybe the average tumblr user

>>727424444
It's a good job she ain't Amreican then

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I'm 33. Lost my virginity at 23. After that my relationship finished (almost 5 years ago) I never fucked again.
That's really sucks to me.

>>727423582 <<<myself

>>727423713
nothing the same... I lose all (any kiss+sex) with myself 23. with a 28yo whore.

------ nothing relared with you. I did nothing when I was 13.

>>727423833
You will regret you did nothing if you reach 23 this way... dont get a gf. you better just lose things. I never had a gf.

>>727426027

OP here. Sad to hear that.

C'mon fuckers.

>>727423582
>>727426226
<<< here

That really sucks. I lose at 23 too. I hope I don't become like you... haha. I fucked many girls.

>>727427402
this for this
>>727426027

>>727426027
your math is wrong. after you had sex at 23 your relatioship doesn't end at your 23. it ended at your 28. since it ended 5 years ago, not 10 years ago.

back to school

>>727423496
>But those are usually the expensive one. I can't imagine that anyone is a 30$ hooker by choice.

Well... if you are a 30 year old virgen i think that you have a good reason to spend a good amount of cash on a prostitute, dont be a fucking jew

Meh.
>Had gfs from 5-13, but at that point, I was focusing more on how to relate and exist with other people.
>Plus things like getting bullied don't help with the confidence.
>14-15 was the dance night grinding, hugs, cuddles, movies, holding hands whatever.
>16 I got a 9/10 gf who was waiting for marriage. Magical first kiss and lots of making out.
>Played with her pussy too. dated a year
>18 got another hot gf, only she was she was 15 lol.
>This one ALSO wanted to wait for marriage, but over 5 years of dating we eventually got around to oral.
>Weird though, she never let us see each other naked. Crazy bitch.
>23 heart got broke. Was a mess. Suddenly on market, the ladies wanted the D.
>I kept saying no. Had some great blowies though.
>Later that year, get new GF. She's wanted the D the whole time.
>Give it to her for her birthday.
>Sex for the first time shortly before my 24th.
>Who cares
>been together almost 5 years now

Seriously, it wasn't a big deal the first time I had sex, it was just one particular sexual act that I hadn't done yet. It was even less of a deal that I was nearly 24 at that point. I had still had relationships, I was still interacting with women and finding out how to form trust and companionship. I was still being romantic and sexual, I just hadn't had intercourse yet.

I really think if you guys stop focusing on "losing it" and instead just be a fucking person around other people, you'll find yourself in situations where having sex is just the thing you'll do.

>>727428539

Have to be quite frugal at the moment so 500€ or so are a lot of money

>>727428539
I don't understand this. What "good reason" would OP have for buying sex?

>>727427662
gtfo

>>727428903
>What "good reason" would OP have for buying sex

"34 year old kissless virgin" Thats a fucking good reason, dont you think so?

>>727413720
despite the "official virgin age meter" do you think it's possible for a 28kissless virgin to quit ?

>>727429214

Quit living?

>>727413720
Is this loli or a real girl http://www.ipanon.com

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>>727422772
Does that mean 9 is the new 19?

>>727429316
no, i ment get laid

>>727429427

You know, I am certainly not an expert on that.

>>727429933
so i'll answer differently :
when u were 25-30, did you think that you'll still be kissless virgin at 34 ?

>>727413720
post a picture

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>>727430306

Face

>>727429162
I still don't understand or see a logical reason.

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>>727430306

Body

>20yo
>first kiss with 13
>first sex one week after my 15th birthday
>had sex with a total of 7 women
>never paid for sex

>>727431020

Not that happy with my body, given that I've been going to the gym for years.

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Lost my virginity at 26. Last week. I even got a BJ before kissing for the first time in my life.

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>>727431239
>I even got a BJ before kissing the first time in my life.

>>727423496
>I can't imagine that anyone is a 30$ hooker by choice.
That's what meth/cocaine is for, m8.

>>727431239
> I even got a BJ before kissing for the first time in my life.
Did you taste your won cum?

>>727431405

Yeah. That's not really choice anymore.

>>727430211
Getting confirmation off neckbeards on 4chan isn't magically going to get you laid, you do understand that right?

>>727430732
>>727430546

Motherfucker you look like me. I'm 20 and have shit social skills too.

Fuuuck this is motivation for me to not be like you (no offense)

For all you virgins never say that you are virgin to a girl they will be scared afterwards

>>727431927

You realise that I am you from the future.

>>727431974
I would think that it's more important that they just stop defining themselves by their sexual experiences or lack thereof.

>>727431744

Yep. Was kinda hot.

31 year virgin checking in. Significantly more aesthetic, nice car, science degree, own place and decent job in medfag. Stop droning on about being a virgin and liv your fucking life. Know that you go out and fuck a pussy with some effort if you want it bad enough, but that women weren't going to come to you for it. Put some fucking effort into improving your station in life and mold yourself into an excellent individual that you can be proud of. Then you'll see that there is more to you existence than this toxic, forever alone, mentality you've developed.

What would you spend your time on if it was all but guaranteed you were never going to form an intimate relationship that would lead to sex? Operate like your fate is been sealed and move on,

Bitch.

>>727433427

OP here. Thanks for the advice. What is your degree in?

>>727433637
Bachelor of science in living on my own terms and a minor in not giving a fuck about what other people think. Check out the curriculum, you'll appreciate it.

>>727434726

Very funny. But seriously.

>>727430790
Good for you anon. Have a cookie..........
and choke on it.

>>727413720
POST THE COMPLETE VERSION OF THIS IMAGE
THIS IS THE SHIT ONE

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>>727413720
I do feel better now.

>>727435626

You're welcome. And I do like Björk.

>>727413720
Dick pic with timestamp

>>727437212

Too lazy to make new pics. See >>727430546
>>727430732