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How long do you need to date a girl before it's ok to jizz

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How long do you need to date a girl before it's ok to jizz in their face while they sleep?

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>>727412026
Best to only do this when you're tiring of the relationship
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>>727412026
About a week
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I've been married for two years, and that still isn't okay. Plus she's black, so if any gets in her hair, I'm a dead man.
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>>727412216
I'd be more worried about aids
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>>727412026
i did that to my girl after about 3 month, was joking about it a few weeks before and then when i did it she only laught...
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>>727412216
not married but dating a black girl ,i know your feels anon. Dont wanna catch a case of her hands
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>>727412026
shes 13 and that's her dad

the whole set is best he jizzs on her sleeping so many times
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>>727413941
if true, Please sauce..
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>>727412216
I'm dating a black girl, she doesn't mind but she's one of the very rare few who actually takes proper care of her hair and doesn't just get weaves and dangerous chemicals and shit so it's not really any bigger of any deal for her than it is for a white chick.
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>>727414171
that gif is just a part of the vid
the only part were its not blatantly obvious how old she is
sauce? try fbi.gov
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>>727412026
Date? If you find a sleeping woman it's ok to shoot a load in her face
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At least a half hour
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>>727412026
>How long do you need to date a girl before it's ok to jizz in their face while they sleep?
Eeewww! Never!
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>>727412026
My wife would fucking kill. She's very prudish. I gotta ask permission just to touch her ass. I remember when we were dating and I was at her apartment and she agreed we could have sex, and out of the blue phone rings and she switches off the making out mode. She gets back and says she gotta get to work early so rain check, I'm near tears and my dick is diamonds. She spits in her hand jerks me off, I come, she wipes her hand all over my crumpled shirt on the floor, kisses me on the cheek and says good night. I leave, reeling over what happened.
I still love her though. She cooks and cleans and spoils me rotten though, so some you win , some you lose.
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Date kinky bitches. Some of them are off their rocker but often will let you do basically anything if you ask. Just be like "I kinda wanna cum on your face while you're sleeping" and measure the reaction.

It's not really something that gets me off but it used to drive my ex up the wall to think about waking up with half-dried cum on her face.

She was bipolar as fuck though. Ex for a reason.
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>>727414946
That's some messed up shit, but to be fair nearly crying just because you got blueballs is pretty faggy, I wouldn't let a little bitch like you cum on my face when I was asleep either.

>inb4 tits or GTFO, never said I had a vag
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>>727414946

That's when you start dating someone else.

You fucking married this frigid cunt. HAHAHAHAH

You lost at life buddy.
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>>727415439
My wife's an alpha female. She tells everyone I'm the boss and when she doesn't want to be bothered with other people she blames me. Says I'm being unfair. I don't mind. I love so much. She's not bitchy just indifferent.
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>>727412026
I don't know, I never dated. I do sex stuff with my daughter while she slreps, it's a fun game she thought up.
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>>727414239
>>727413758
>>727412216
>the kike is strong today. fucking pro nigger threads and comments
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>>727415597
My last job went belly up and until I find another career job I'm not to soil myself with simpler jobs. She makes enough for the both of us but when she's unawares, I work for a friend of mine who pays me a modest. Have to be back before the wife gets home.
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>>727414896
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>>727414946
>she agreed we could have sex, and out of the blue phone rings and she switches off the making out mode. She gets back and says she gotta get to work early so rain check
You know she wasn't "going to work" right? Just saiyan.
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>>727415945
Black girls are alright. They can be a handful, but when is a woman not a handful?
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>>727416042
Don't be silly. Even I know that only applies if a femanon uses her sex in a "look at me, I'm a girl" way.

I just said the idea of cum in the face while sleeping was ikky
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>>727416179
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>>727412026
After shes let you fuck her the 2nd time and got her to tell you all her embarassing kinks.
You should position her to sleep on her back with her mouth open after u fucked her tired and shes passed out, stand over her head and beat off to bestiality. Then pinch your head right when you come and hold it tight. It makes your cum twice as thick. Then aim it and drop the whole load right in her open mouth watch her lick her lips and swallow and then continue sleeping. Its great when theyre drunk. I do it to my best friends sister because we 3 roomie. all the time she doesnt even know. She just thinks the taste is normal every morning
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>>727414946
That's uh, that's something. I'm putting my hand down a girl's shirt date 2 or 3, and you still need to ask your wife to touch her? That's pretty weird, anon. does she keep your balls wrapped up in a ribbon in her purse or just in her nightstand?
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I do this to my palm
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>>727416258
>ikky
Now you are just being a faggot,
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>>727416154
It doesn't matter. Friend joked she may be a dyke and I may just be her beard. Fuck if I know, fuck if I care. She let's me smell and taste her pussy and sometimes we'll fuck or she'll give me a hand job.
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>>727412026

Sauce!
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>>727415945
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>>727415945
I don't know about the others but my dating a black chick has nothing to do with being "pro nigger." She's more racist against niggers than I am. She is, quite simply, the only woman I ever dated or even knew, who has stood by me through every hardship I've been through and wasn't a vapid materialistic whore. Her being black is coincidental, not one of the reasons I'm with her.

I know you're either just trolling or incapable of looking past a person's skin color, and you probably have reasons in your past that cause you to feel that way, but not every black person is a worthless nigger. There are occasional exceptions.
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>>727416346
Yes, out of 8 million female blacks, let's point out the actions of a few.

>>727416494
Well, you're the alpha anon. I'm just a guy wanting to get by if possible and cum when able.
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>>727416753
Don't worry bout him his iq must be low.
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>>727416592
True cuck talk here. Do black men fuck her in front of you or over the phone?>>727416687
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>>727416905
alpha? no. I'm the quiet guy that talks to women like their men for the most part. Your situation is just fucked up.
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>>727412216
cuck
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Scandalous
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>>727415984
Wow,
Man the fuck up you little bitch
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>>727412026
>>727412026
Its almost never ok. Depends on the kind of women.

So do it anyway, tell her it was a joke and calm her down. Everytime kek.
Until she gets it.
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>>727416753
That is how that works
Over dominate inbred chromosomes cause extinction of recessive genetics.
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>>727416997
I got up this morning, had me some Napoleon, and I got jerked off last night. She even sucked on my man tits. Shit was awesome. She rested her head on my chest and we went to sleep. I'm playing my ps4. I will always love my wife.
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>>727412026
My ex used to do this to me all the fucking time lol
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>>727416905
A few, kek
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>>727414171
>>727414336
>>727413941
MODDDDSSSS
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>>727417326

RACE MIXING AND WHY IT'S BAD
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http://msu.edu/~renn/RHE-_mixed_race.pdf
http://ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1448064/
http://content.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,1993074,00.html
http://sociobiologicalmusings.blogspot.ca/2011/10/problems-with-mixed-race-marriages-and.html
http://nature.com/scitable/topicpage/haldane-s-rule-the-heterogametic-sex-1144


http://www.dailystormer.com/transplant-organs-do-not-exist-for-race-mixed-persons/
The unspoken problems of race mixing.
https://majorityrights.com/weblog/comments/alon_ziv_on_race_mixing/
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>>727412026
Never. Unless they've specifically told you she wouldn't care. I'd guess you'd have to be pretty far into the relationship before broaching that subject though X-D
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36 hours.
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>>727416997
Not the guy you're responding to, and I don't know much about cuck fantasy, but I would think phone sex is more the type of thing the cuck-ee would be forced to do because it sounds pretty pathetic. I would think the cuck-er wouldn't need to resort to shit like that to get off.
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>>727417452
what a fucking retard. Read the fucking disclaimer and use your fucking brain next time
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>>727412026
At least 5 dates, perhaps more.
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>>727412026
holy FUCK shes underage

mods!!!
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>>727412026
As soon as she says its ok. I once knew a girl for an hour (fucked here after 10mins or so. she wanted me to wake her up with my cock in her arse. I obliged

All down to the girl
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>>727416838
Your kids will be niggers see
>>727415945
>>727417326
>>727417489
, unless you have a son non of your genetics will be in your child.
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>>727412474
Underrated
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>>727415069
Lol. My wife is like this. She's kinky as Hell but has bipolar disorder II. She manages it well though and I've never thought she acts like a crazy person. She's also super nice to me and I definitely love the woman.
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>>727417624
what disclaimer shitdick???? shes fucking underrage
modsssss
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>>727417708
No its not
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>>727414946
>marrying an ice cube
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>>727416371
That's true... They say it's better the second time, they say you get to do the weird stuff.
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>>727413941
>>727414171
>>727414336
>>727417452
lol thats so fake
the videos is really short and nothing really happend, there isn't more
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Fucking MODS
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>>727412026
I would say its never ok to jizz in her face when she sleeps. When i meet a girl i love her and i do not want to abuse her at all, maybe you meet girls for sex only and no love?
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>>727417326
So you're implying that blacks have stronger genes than whites? From an evolutionary standpoint that should make blacks better breeding stock. Not saying they actully are, just wanted to point out your cognitive dissonance.

It's like when /pol/acks espouse "survival of the fittest" economics, then saying Jews are inferior people despite the fact that they're supposedly in charge of global economics behind the scenes. If they're good enough to basically run the world they obviously ARE the fittest, not the least-fit.
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Did this to my wife recently. Woke up in the middle of the night for sex and I was on top for a while and wanted her on top. She said she just needed a minute to rest but I could tell she was getting sleepy. I told her no she's going to fall asleep if she rests and if she does I'd jizz on her face for revenge. She said "Fine, go for it." She fell asleep. I followed through. She woke up and asked "Did you just spit on me?" And then she laughed when she realized what it was and still finds it hilarious. There's a reason she's my wife.
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>>727417067
In fact I'm lucky. We don't argue, and she's a clean freak so even if i clean she'll come back and do it again. And whenever I cook she calls my efforts, boil surprise. I love her, though.

>>727417180
Yeah, let's be manly and slap bitxhes and rape slags.
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>>727418183
Sounds like a real catch. gj anon
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>>727416371
Fucking kek
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>>727414336

Motherless probably has it kek
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>>727412026
After you have sex the first time.

>She needs to understand and accept your fetish.
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>>727417894
>>727417666
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Fucking new fags disgust me. Lurk moar or you never come back.
Does she even looks underage? what the fuck is wrong with you you fucking newbie. GOD I FUCKING HATE SO MUCH FUCKING NEWFAGS LEAVE IMMEDIATELY, FUCKING COEM BACK TO FACESUCC AND DO NEVER COME BACK LET THE HACKER KNOWN AS 4CHAN HACK YOUR CLUB PENGUIN ACCOUNT FUCKING LEAVE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU BE SO FUCKING RETARDED SO FUCKING NEW FUCK DAMN IT LEAVE NOOOOOOW
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>>727418423
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She's got some grown up looking hands for tirteen

>>727418423

PREACH!
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>>727418139
No, they have duplicate genetics, this means they have less diverse information on their chromosome.

this is a genetic line that will always stay inbred and eventually it wil die out because of gene decay, you may have heard of this that the y chromosome is dying, yeah it is for all those inbred niggers and arabs.

So no they are not superior breeding stock considering they lack genetic information and they are savages that have a genetic line destined to go extinct because the inbred genetics.

Then there is the basic fact of ability :D
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>>727418303

Thanks and yes sir. She's very open to different kinks and we've had a pretty adventurous sex life.
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>>727417698
My children will be mulatto, not black Anyway it's not a huge deal as more than enough white people have opinions similar to yours, so it's not like my kids being half black is somehow contributing to a white genocide or whatever. I'm quite sure whites will survive regardless of whether I father white children or not.

And on top of that, it's not like me fathering non-whites means my descendants will be forced to have non-white children as well. My genetic line could easily become white again over time depending on who my descendants choose to have children with.
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