Moving to Nanjing in China next year and doing a language course.

>>727409160
You will loose a lot of weight fat American
Food is terrible

Avoid having dark skin or light hair.
Expect them to fuck with you constantly.
They will alter their syntax around you to talk sit to your face.
At least it's not Japan.

don't

>>727409160
If it's your first time to China pack a lot of American medicine...you will get sick...either from the oil they cook with or when you accidentally swallow water when you shower...bring a lot of deodorant...bring a lot of cheap shirts...you will most likely have to hand wash your clothes...also it's gonna be shocking the level of poverty and level of dirtiness of the place...be prepared for that...just realize the place is very safe as long as you are street smart...don't be a fucking tourist pleeb...respect the place...it's not the states where any beta millennial can do what they want...

I love China...lived there for 6 years...now the wife and I return every years

>>727409245
not fat, australian. I am overweight slightly but definately not a fat fuck

There are three T's you don't talk about:
Taiwan
Tianaman Square
Tibet

>>727409891
thanks for the info. i'm turning 20 at the end of the year. I will be living there a long time which is frightening. I am not a fucking retard, i expect a level of cuntyness from the chinese but i am outgoing and very determined so I dont think it will be an issue.

>>727410056
Whats wrong with those places?

>>727410056
That's pleeb actions...remember ducking street smarts...don't be an asshole

>>727410056
Oh, also don't Torrent anything online. I had a friend who tried that and 30 minutes later some guys showed up. They let him off the hook because he was in high school at the time.

>>727410089
Are you retarded

>>727410066
You have no idea and by your response and the fact you are from down under...you will have culture shock...the folks aren't cunty...they just don't take bullshit and don't need to be coddled...like the folks from the us and Aussie and especially the U.K.

>>727410242
Bullshit...I torrented there all the time...I used a VPN

>>727409160
Oh, that's neat. My wife is from there. I haven't been yet, but I hear it's actually pretty nice. I'll ask her if she has any advice for you!

>>727410089
It's politics...china is free except when criticizing the government...just go there and have fun don't worry about government or any of that shit

>>727410089
They're very sensitive topics for the Chinese. China denies that Taiwan is its own country, Tianamen square was where they shot some students protesting censorship, and Tibet is a punch of pacifist monks who don't agree with the actions of the Chinese government and want independence so badly that some have poured gasoline on themselves and lit themselves on fire in public to protest.

>>727410474
Tibet is bullshit...before the chinese took over those pacifist monks acted like living gods and had slaves and shit...Tibet ain't innocent

>>727410474
Sounds neat. Will keep that in mind...
I knew about the shootings but not the other place. I'm not really a huge politics kind of guy i just keep up with what effects me directly

>>727410360
Not everyone can set up a secure enough VPN, and they probably won't be happy if they catch you using one. You where obviously smart about it, but not everyone is, and for those people it's better to be safe than sorry.

>>727410579
That was more then 20 years ago...crime is low in China...they actually execute there...also the crime you might encounter is pick pocketing

>>727410056
>Tiananman square*
>>727410089
There were some incidents there in 89 when the Party massacared a lot of people for protesting

>>727410647
I don't really torrent anything. I just stream videos online, occasionally from kissanime but mostly shit like netflix...
And yeah I know china isn't japan so don't talk about anime.
I've seen a few shows but i'm not a fucking weeb

>>727410771
>Tiananmen*

>>727410647
I call bullshit...it's a crime that is always looked the other way...folks have YouTube channels from inside the great firewall...and I was able to use a VPN on my phone and watch Netflix (back in 2013 now it doesn't work) however during my most recent trip my VPN worked fine...FB and YouTube worked fine

>>727410797
Netflix will not work over a VPN in 2017

>>727410904
i guess that means i should cancel my subscription

one main question I had was porn. Can i watch porn without some chink knocking down my door while i'm mid tug?

>>727411041
>>727410983
Tumblr porn works without a VPN

And yes you should cancel Netflix...chinA has an app called Youku and they have a lot of free shows and movies

>>727411041
China is not North Korea or Cuba...as long as you don't talk shit about the government or the country you can do whatever you want

>>727411229
I ain't got nothing against the guys. As long as i can rub one out in peace

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>>727411157
These apps have English language movies...also CCTV 18, 11, 6 show a lot of American movies...just no credits

>>727409160
>Moving to Nanjing in China
Oh good i'm glad you clarified
For a second i thought you meant Nanjing in Kentucky

>>727411409
Wank off to tumblr porn if you don't wanna get a VPN

fuck china taiwan namba wan bitch

>>727411518
I'm gonna get a VPN so thats no problem

>>727411596
You can use any porn site you like then...4chan willl not work though

>>727409160

Here is some advice based on my time in China:

>avoid the rice paddies
>the jungle sucks but it's safer there
>if you hear Charlie comin', it's too late
>napalm is your friend, call in those fuckin' air strikes, you won't regret it
>you're gonna lose a lot of friends but you'll find ways to cope, especially if your sarge is willing to look the other way
>dont trust those whores when they tell you they just started - they'll all give you the clap. a few might be worth it though

anyhow, did 3 tours myself, came out ok. good luck man.

>>727411740
That's Vietnam you twat

>>727411777

nice trips

but dude, i don't care what they told you, it's all fuckin' China over there

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>>727411777
Nice full house idiot

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>>727411777
>>727411888
Holy shit two full houses in a row

>>727411888
Awesome

>>727409160
if your at all politically minded then forget that shit while your there. as a foreign national from a democratic country assume that your every move and word is being watched (it is).

seriously, saying the word democracy in a good way will end your ass up in prison. and this isnt comfy western prison.

>>727411448
what if there was a nanjing in tibet? fool

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I love China and I think it gets a bad rap...it's my 2nd home

>>727412082
Im almost in no way politically minded. I am contempt with the fact my opinion doesnt matter. I still vote because i have the freedom to do so but i don't give a shit really

>>727412082
You have no idea what you are talking about...China is not like that

>>727412294
You are from Aussie right? If so you are lying since Australia has compulsory voting meaning that it is illegal not to vote

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>>727412138
Then he would probably post a pic like this

>>727412304
I am getting a lot of mixed feelings here...
I wont be talking about their government for any reason. I dont see why that would come up anyways.

>>727412430
Fair point. (op here)
Didnt even realise what i was writing at the time

>>727412434

Plainclothes secret police will bait you into it

>>727412434
China is fine as long as you don't act like an idiot have a bit of tough skin and Judy be cool. Don't complain don't act entitled

>>727412642
Don't believe that bullshit...never happens

>>727412644
This is pretty much my way of life... I normally just do my own thing and try not to make myself stand out. I know a white ass australian with hair like shaggy from scooby doo that will be a bit hard but im not going to out of my way to draw attention to myself

>>727412695
T. Comrade NotPolice

>>727412695
>>727412834
>>727412944
Yep China is a good place with sexy ladies and good food...have fun. We return to Nanning which is where my wife is from

>>727410542
welcome Chinese friend

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China is a hellhole

>>727413218
I am American and I am Hispanic...China is just a wonderful place and we are returning at the end of September

>>727413251
If you are a fucking pussy it is

If you accidentally run over a person with your car...you'd better finish the job.

>>727413298
okay, then welcome chinese propaganda buddy.
China is indeed wonderful (well, at least most parts of it), I enjoyed my year long stay there 20 years ago.

>>727413251
they just sound like hindus lol

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>>727409160
lrn to speak Chinese,

>>727409160
ALWAYS PAY MORE FOR SERVICES

Chinese are literal jews and will do a shit job if you pay them the minimum

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>>727409160
Nanjing is close to a yearly dog eating festival, google it

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