Daily reminder that if you don't need magnum condoms, you

>>727406198
daily reminder that condoms are for fags?

>>727406198
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>>727406240
Virgin detected

not that guy but honestly who would use condoms when you could just not?

https://www.reddit.com/r/sextrahot/comments/60d0iv/vanessa_cage_i_blackmailed_my_sister/

Magnums taper toward the base because they're designed for men who like to think they need a bigger condom when in reality its all ego, if they didn't get tighter they'd fall off the fags who want to impress a lady with their "monster dong"

I can fit a normal condom over my fucking arm.

>>727406240
She'll be thinking about the Chad who could barely fit into the gold condoms while your using a rubber band just to keep your average sized condom from slipping off.

>>727406388
this

>>727406198
Real men have kids. You're unable to assume your responsibilities and that's fine but don't pretend you're a real men because you pack a 7 incher. That's nothing special

>>727406550
Fuck kids

>>727406506
Speaks truth

>>727406198
Getthelube.com

>>727406550
>this cuck right here

I bet you honestly think those kids are yours.

>>727406661
>trying this hard to trigger me

>>727406506
>>727406198
My dong gets suffocated and it hurts to wear magnums. Guess that's why.

>>727406198
so a donkey is a real man for you. what an ass

>>727406198
Daily reminder that your insecurity is at anxiety level.

>>727406612
Dude you don't even have to raise them yourself. The government will do it for you. Just pull in and pull out

>>727406550
Since the national average is smaller, I'd say it's just a tiny bit special.

>>727406506
>>727406653
Keep telling yourself this smallfags. You obviously don't know what it's like having a big cock. Normal condoms break when they're stretched over a real cock.

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>>727406612
Easy there, buddy. Got something on your chest?

>>727406800
Normal condoms can stretch for miles. All of them do, magnums are just a brand name.

Daily reminder dick size is a meme perpetuated by the black man. Unless you're packing 3", girls don't care as long as you know what you're doing. Small dick guy reporting in.

>>727406800
I bet you also own a lifted truck.

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>>727406198

>>727406198
I don't need condoms to fuck my pillow.

>>727406198
>needing condoms
>being a real man

Try again virgin basement dweller

>>727406198

I can fit into snug fit or magnum. They both work and both can break. What's your point?

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>>727406858
>by the black man

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>tfw when cumming deep inside your girlfriend's juicy cunt twice a day makes you "not a real man"

http://www.condom-sizes.org/condom-size-chart/condom-size-chart

Almost all condoms have the same (or insignificant different) size. The magnum is a lie.

Big dicks buy from They Fit

>>727406198
I don't use condoms when I rape

>>727407185
wow, aren't you edgy

>>727407185
Aren't you concerned about being safe though?

>>727407340
when you're a white person aids is curable.

>>727406778
Spoken like a true nigger.

>>727406778
Yeah but if you can't raise them, they can't raise you... and subsequently lower

>>727407182
it was annoying having to have them anonymously shipped because of the FDA not trusting shit from the uk

>>727406198
Lol, nice try m8, gr8 b8 but I tore ya mum's little taco in two last night and I'm an average size m8

I don't need condoms at all.

>>727406198

!!! ASIAN DETECTED !!!

>>727406198
Daily reminder if you don't use condoms.
You're a beta bitch.

Seriously fuck a rubber. I'm 26 had 11 women, 2 men. And nothing contracted or pregnancy scares.
I've used them with maybe 3 women at the most. Fuck. Condoms

I have a 3yr old son, purposely, so I know my sperm good. Just my pull out game strong af

>>727406265
%triforce%

>>727407745
You're an idiot.

>>727406506
>>727406800
>>727406800
>>727406859
>>727406855

Regular condoms can possibly stretch over a real "dong", but its too tight, as the rubber band part that really holds it on at the base gets too tight, and the motion of fucking will cause that to snap, and the rest of the condom will split down lengthwise, or it just kinda rubs itself off.
Not that a smallfag would know or understand.

>>727406305
>thinks most people use a condom
virgin detected

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>>727406198
Op needs magnums how else will he not get aids from all the niggers who fucks him

>>727408011
That happens with all condoms, looseness probly causes breaking more than anything.

>>727407950
Not really. Sex is good with gf, I don't pay child support, yet I could no problem with my job.

I'm on the east coast, and they live in Texas. Pretty sweet deal. I don't ask for visitation, she doesn't ask for $

And I meant "if you use rubbers"

only cucks like OP use condoms

real men have their women on birth control

>>727406800
I hope I don't ever know what it's like. I wouldn't want women not wanting to bang me because it's so painful to put my dick in them. Also would hate not being able to get it all the way in. :^) you're inferior. The only girls who like giant dicks are the disgusting sluts that don't understand normalities

>>727408126
Overly tight condoms break. Loose ones fall off. The issue is with being too tight around the base in particular. Alternately ones that are too short will get pulled off if the person one is fucking has contractions. They only work right if the base of the condom sticks out. Otherwise if the entire condom is inside, then fluids can go around the base into or out of the condom, even though its unlikely to break.
Magnums alleviate both problems, being too tight and breaking at the base, and being too short.

>>727408440
>too short
Okay you've never worn a condom before and probly never had sex.

>>727408126
>>727408440
And when I say break from being too tight, I mean it breaks multiple times per session, if its too tight. Not oh it broke 1 time last month, but they'll break over and over and over. However when using a large (not xl) magnum, it doesn't happen at all.

>>727408127
I meant that you will get a std eventually, probably hpv. Luckily, only a few strains cause warts

>>727408566
Again it's probly just cause you're too small for it. Non-magnum condoms work literally on horses and stuff.

>>727408504
Not supposed to go full retard. The thing is, you've never used a condom. When its really too tight, the base of the condom will ride up away from the base of the dick where it spreads out and meets the body. It will ride up until it reaches a narrow enough place that its not over stretched.
I can tell the only thing you've ever seen is a condom rolled over a banana because you don't understand/haven't experienced it yourself.

>>727408566
My dick is only slightly over average and I've never broke a Magnum or had one fall off whereas I've broken a few Durex and whatever other brands there are

Spacious

>>727408625
Not necessarily. I'm pretty good judge of character. Eventually it's easy to tell when someone is a slut.

>>727408625
basically everyone already has some hpv, they could have vaccinated against some of the worst.

>All these people insisting condoms are one size fits all
Must death grip your dick when jacking off too, must be why you think that's comfortable and normal.
Fucking faggots. Normal condoms go literally halfway down my dick and that's it, break half the damn time, are tight as shit no matter how I put them on and that fucking hurts.
All these insecure faggots saying size doesn't matter with condoms are just upset because they use normal or snug fit comfortably and think all men do. Which is wrong.
Magnums, on the other hand, actually go all the way to the base of my dick and fit perfectly.
Oh and guess what retards? The package directions say to roll it on. Not fucking stretch and slide it on. Just because it can go over your dick does not make it the correct fit.
Little dick cunts.

>>727408701
They FIT on larger things, not disagreeing. Its possible to fit a regular condom over a rigid structure like a banana or cucumber, however it doesn't work on a blood inflated flesh bag during the physical rigor of sex.
They do not WORK for sex on larger than average sized dicks. Condoms that are too loose don't break, ride up, etc. They just come off. Its really easy to experience, get a condom too small, one just right, and one too larger. Try all three. fwiw reg trojan < reg durex < mag large < mag XL

>>727406198
>Daily reminder that if you use condoms it's because the woman you're with knows that your nasty shit genetic material is meant to be caught and tossed in the trash where it belongs.

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>>727408742
Same for me, been trying to explain that to the small dick bottoms here.
>>727409000
Trips of truth

>>727409026
They fit and function correctly, you're just doing something horribly wrong.

>>727409161
>small dick beta cuck

>>727406198
I found a guy who doesnt even fit in magnums.
Im living the dream fam.

>>727409627
I don't wear condoms, but horses can and do. Magnums are a meme.

>>727406506

uk company called they fit

best condoms i've ever used

massive range of sizes

>>727406198
>2017
>using a penis cuck sleeve

good job you cucks, even if your dick is large you still get cucked by the jewess and the jew that sold you the cuck sleeve

1/1

>>727406198

> Muh dik

>>727409776
>smallest dick cuck
Don't wear condoms if its too small to get in. Makes sense.

>>727410001
Kek

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/b/ how to make dikk bigger?

>>727410264
you make a noose and hang yourself by the dick

>>727406800
Lmao i bet your like 16 and just measured your dick and its like 0.5 over your countrys average. Grow the fuck up. Unless your dick is under 4 inches it wont make much difference in the bedroom it comes down to the person using it

The majority of women don't cum from insertion. Oral sex is the biggest source of pleasure for women and that's by just a tiny tongue. So yeah dick size really doesn't matter, but keep telling yourselves that while you try to get sluts who are the only women who are size queens while we normals get the good women.

>>727410373
>being this angry i have an 8 inch long, 8 inch girth cock
>being this angry over your pencil thin three incher
Okay buddy, I'm not judging you based on your dick. I'm simply stating that mine is likely bigger, and even if it isnt, I refuse to wear a tight as shit bag over my dick.
So go eat a dick.
Also, select all store fronts.

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>>727407004
That's what I'm saying yea I fit in a regular condom tightly at least but who uses them things anyway?

>>727406198
Eh I fit magnums but Trojans give me an "itch". Irritates my junk.

>>727410582
lol oral sex

Daily reminder that I may have a big dick, but as I'm a 27 years old depressed virgin without life, then I'm not a real man and you're a faggot.

>>727410731
Dude who cares?

Mine's like 7.5 with a 5 inch circumference. I get complaints that it's too big all the time.

>>727411027
>implying I said anybody cares
>implying this whole thread isn't pointless
>implying our dicks aren't all just sexy worm food one day

>>727406198
I laugh soo hard at these threads, it's like people don't even understand how latex works.

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>>727406859
I own a lifted truck? I'm triggered as fuck by your comment. No for real, you triggered me good sir.

>>727411703
>implying that everything on /b/ isnt pointless

Why do so many of you insecure big dicks care how big or small everyone elses cock is?

>>727406198
Its funny... condoms had to be advertised with mens ego in mind.
Medium is actually small
Large is Medium
Magnum is large.

Dudes didnt like the fact they were buying small condoms. Ha ha ha. So even if you do wear magnum is only very very slighty above normal.

>>727412385
Why does any man care about the size of another man's cock?

>>727406198
Fun fact, you can stretch a small condom over your forearm.
Condom size means nothing. The only thing magnums do is stroke your ego; you overly sensitive sissy.

>>727412385
Because this board is filled with faggots that like looking at other faggots dicks

Real men don't use condoms.
Dumb bitch gets pregnant you take her on vacation to an "appropriate" country, have the abortion done, dump her sorry ass when you get home (if you don't fly back without her), and have staff maintenance change the gate code and door locks.
3 times last year, fuck them.

>>727412914
I can only imagine how fat and lonely you truly are.

>>727412914

That's one of the most virgin things ive ever read.

>>727406198
Not americafag here, what size are they? I'm using european size 64mm

>>727406198
Magnums break half the time on me u mad?

I can only wear XL Magnum. Sucks use to say XL on package now it just says Magnum so you dicklets don't feel bad.

>>727413258
Of course you do mate. You are a blatant virgin - fuck off.

>>727408731
True. My first time I used a regular trojan, because I figured my dick was average size. The shit didn't fit. It was super tight, uncomfortable, and kept rolling off. Magnums were alot more comfortable, but durex fit just fine as well. Magnums are not that much bigger in girth than normal condoms, so anyone who tries to brag about using them is fucking retarded.

>>727406240
this
raw dog or nothing

Magnums are garbage. Every one I've used has broken within minutes and ruins the pleasure for both of us. Are there any condoms out there that actually don't break? Durex is small as fuck and breaks easily tooZ

I don't use Magnums cause they aint big enough, I use Skyn Large