Hey, I'm a lifeless whore Please give me 350 replies despite

>>727403784
Fake. This thread was gone. OP didnt show tits

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ITT: How to get to Elon Musk?
I need to talk to him about the future of humanity.
If someone gives me proof on where he is in the coming days i will quit uni and buy tickets.
I will timestamp everything.
I know /b is not my personal army, but when i have proof of his actual place or after i talked to him i might be able to explain the situation via an encrypted chatroom.
thank you

ps. op is a mathematician and philosopher
pss. /b has the chance to make my mom really worried.

>>727403784
that makes me sad

>>727403784
You look like a dildo... nobody wants to see your tits. Just gtfo.

>>727403895
This anon gets it! My nigga!

>>727403860
>An actual retard on 4chan

>>727403879
4chan makes me sad sometimes

show tittelonis?

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>>727403784

A scientific look at women (and how to get laid).

First things first:

=== Men are biologically superior ===
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Here’s why

In general, men have approximately 6.5 times the amount of gray matter related to general intelligence than women, and women have nearly 10 times the amount of white matter related to intelligence than men. Gray matter represents information processing centers in the brain, and white matter represents the networking of – or connections between – these processing centers.
>https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/15734366

Men’s brains are 8-13% bigger in absolute volume, they overall contain 9% more grey matter and 13% more white matter on average.
>https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3969295/

Men have 5 more IQ points in general
>http://www.uam.es/personal_pdi/psicologia/pei/download/Lynn2004.pdf

Men generally score the highest in the SATs
>https://www.ets.org/Media/Research/pdf/conf_achgapwomen_allspach.pdf

…

Men make up 75% of Science, Technology, Engineering and Mathematics.
>http://www.esa.doc.gov/sites/default/files/womeninstemagaptoinnovation8311.pdf

…

Women are twice as likely to get depressed, due to brooding.
>https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3786159/

Women are twice as likely to develop an anxiety disorder.
>https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmedhealth/behindtheheadlines/news/2016-06-07-women-are-more-likely-to-suffer-from-anxiety-than-men/

Women are twice as likely to develop PTSD after a traumatic event.
>https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK56506/

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>>727403874
you might have better luck contacting his brother. forgot his name right now... but that could be a good route to him. the old six degrees of separation thingymabob!

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>>727403990

Mothers are more than twice as likely to abuse their children as fathers.
>https://www.acf.hhs.gov/sites/default/files/cb/cm2012.pdf#page=16
>Stats for all years -> https://www.acf.hhs.gov/cb/resource-library/search#?topic[3493]=3493&ajax=1&sort=recent

...

Men are physically stronger than women, who have, on average, less total muscle mass, both in absolute terms and relative to total body mass. The greater muscle mass of men is the result of testosterone-induced muscular hypertrophy. Men also have denser, stronger bones, tendons, and ligaments.
>https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/15746999
>https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/8477683
>Ect…

…

“Anon if this were true why haven’t I heard it before”
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argumentum_ad_populum
Sex in society, is the highest form of social validation and acceptance, so many people base their self-worth on how much sex they have/have had. When you say sex isn’t important you can attack somebody’s sense of identity.

There’s a reason why:
-> cunt is the most offensive word in the English language.
-> there have been extremely few successful matriarchies in history.
-> 90+% of inspirational historical figures are men.
-> women feel like the world treats them as lesser to men.
-> it’s frowned upon for men to hit women.

Think about it.

…

Watch the incoming butthurt-faggots-in-denial-call me a virgin.

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>>727404020

=== How to get pussy ===

1. STOP trying so hard. The less of a fuck you give about women the more they want you. Women are like retarded children, they can be a massive pain in the ass to deal with, sometimes pussy isn’t worth it, keep that in mind.

2. Look good for yourself, FOR YOURSELF. Exercise, eat healthy and sleep well. Dress well and SMELL GOOD, watch people treat you better simply because of how you present yourself. The better you look the more confident you are and the more their hormones take control of their brain.

3. Be SMART. Sell ‘your’ personality, be funny and be happy, women can’t do either. Be logical, do not get emotional with a woman because you will get manipulated and lose. Push their buttons, cross their lines, make them emotional and then, if you need to, pretend you’re sorry about it, kiss and make up.

4. Already be getting pussy. The more women you’re fucking, the more women want to fuck you.

5. Money and social status. Men love you for who you are, women love you for what you can do for them.

Marriage is for cucks. You want to fuck women, not date them.
DO NOT treat them as equal, they don’t want you to, they are not equal.

For more entertaining info:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQT4_YEC_ic

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>>727403938
>says will post more pics
>posts same pic from earlier thread
>doesn't show tits
>calls an internet stranger a retard

>>727404066
So like.. when you walk, do you ever get confused which leg goes first?

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>>727403990
>>727404020
>>727404047

Anon, you aren't going to like what I have to tell you, but all I offer is the truth.

You hate women, because you are weak. You lack the necessary skills and talents, to charm them to your way of thinking.

Were you the kind of person who spent a large percentage of your waking-hours dedicating yourself to a singular purpose; a hobby, a career or perhaps a healthy mix of both, you would find that most, if not all of your hatred and focus would be redirected into that activity.

Instead, your hatred is directed at women because you are lazy and unmotivated.

Even men who, for all intents and purposes, are considered "ugly" by society's standards, manage to attract good-looking, available, personable women because they know ... not think, not feel, not believe, but KNOW ... that they have acquired enough skills through sheer hard work, for their confidence to be justified.

You would know this also, if you did a single day's worth of hard work in your life.

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>>727403784

>>727403784
Sage

>>727404157
Why are you so retarded? Please leave /b/

what's it like being so bitter?

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>>727404217
i has a bump!

>>727404167
Someone has gotta do the research

>>727404167
Good effort anon, but people like him can't understand logic and common sense. They are simply intellectually inferior and boring people with no self awareness. They are the kind of people that throw tantrums when they don't get what they want.

>>727404195
this

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ANONS BE NICE!

>>727403784
Why are you pretending to be me?

>>727404167
>People actually believe this bullshit
Man I'd love to be living in your fantasy land but that's not how the world works son.

>>727404223
13?

>>727404332
Proof or gtfo

>>727404167
>implying he wrote that out of hatred
kek. He was giving advice on how to get women.
Setting the idea of superiority in the minds of whatever men read it is just one of the tactics.

>inb4 no! women are NOT inferior!!!!! aka tl;dr

>>727404354
Is that 13 cocks you've taken up you're ass? Or perhaps 13 cocks youve sucked?

>>727404342
Because the world has one universal truth and isn't filled with 7 billion people all with unique experiences, truths, and point of views right?

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op op
I didn't make this thread
some of you tards can't seem to catch onto that
i find it funny how you drone on about women being inferior while you yourself are worse than everything you've listed
also, if you want attention whore culture to stop, quit showering chicks with attention and putting them on pedestals when they do dumb shit, fucking simple
silly anons

>>727404464
That was actually kind of profound.

Then why bring up the whore part to begin with?

>>727404518
nearly as deep as my asshole
i'm going to have to start doing timestamps with minutes

>>727404450
>This level of projection
Life is full of tropes and stereotypes. Know why? Because they're usually real anon.

>>727403784
please say hi to me femanon. I am desperate for a sliver of female attention

>>727404518
>>727404464

samefag

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>>727404167
That's a nice pasta, what you don't know is I am the pasta architect.

Anyway I have no response because it does not apply to me. Pussy is no problem, bitches are dumb as fuck.

>>727404464
You're fake as fuck and yet to provide us with a my actual proof that's actually you, so you're a faggot and get off /b/
Maybe /soc/ will take you back, faggot.

>>727404047
>4. Already be getting pussy.
>b-but how do I do that???
for anyone wondering, $$$

>>727404450
you trying to tell me that humans are totally immune to collective bias?
please

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>>727404589
fuck off

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>>727404464

you're the one who needs attention because of your gender...

do something besides being a girl... be interesting... you know things guys do in order to have the prize of winning your stupid vagina for the next three decades.

>>727404448
>13

>>727403784
:o

>>727404579
Thats fine, I rocognize the fact that you and I have completely different opinions and I am as perfectly happy not agreeing with you as you are not agreeing with me.

>>727403784
Stop. 17/6 is way too much.

>>727403784
Kek

>>727404464
>women being inferior
I don't believe this at all and you're stupid if you think that ALL men think this. I think niggers are inferior, a beautiful white woman is a empowered goddess

>>727404683
>14
I can write numbers toooo!!!!
>OMG DADDY LOOK

>>727404670
out of all the posts and threads I've made, this is the only one that contained my face
>boohoo I want void attention from 30 year old neets too

>>727404683
>15
Omg he can count tooooo!.!.!;!7 omg

>>727404718
46/12. Fuck me.

Fucking nigger

i don't come to /b/ to be greeted by r9k shit tier threads

>>727403784
>350 replies for nothing
fine i'll kiss your ass

>>727404922
What do you come here for ?

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>>727404288
>>727404411
Nice to be understood. (did you guys notice how I starting this thread for two reasons? One to educate dumb newanons about women and two get the original op back in here so I can make sure she gets called out on her bs).

>>727404295
Please I look to be proven wrong. Teach me.
>Exactly what am I wrong about?

>>727404974
lol is that a topless child over there

>>727404793

I'm a 40 year old neet.

If you had anything interesting to say you wouldn't need to post your face for attention.

So tits or gtfo.

>>727404974
You arent wrong anon you are 100% right about everything you have bulletproof logic and you are the smartest guy here

>>727404167
sjw cunt detected. fuck off bitch.

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>>727404464
Can you please stop pretending to be me?

...

Can any anons tell me how beautiful I am?

>>727403784
No need to project your personal frustration out on a girl just trying to have some fun.
She seems like a pretty cool girl tbh.

>>727404974
what bs are you calling me out on you absolutely braindead entitled fuck
posting my face as a woman?
you're dumb as a fucking rock aren't you
>OwO nice to be undderstood i like two people circlejerking and the rest I'll ignore
what are you gonna do about it, darling
explain please
tell me how you're going to get rid of me
>>727404962
/b/ shit tier threads

>>727404974
You're doing God's work.
God bless.

>>727405117
That's a ridiculous compliment. I don't believe that.

>>727405152
Most men from 4chan get triggered when women won't instantly fuck them/do whatever they demand.

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>>727403784
You aren't put on a pedestal if you're a chick. The only times that happens is on COD or BF. Or on emo beta male sites like deviant fart. Plenty of chick's on 4chan they just don't care about revealing themselves to be one because then it's a cry for attention.

>you have no tits to ask for. Just gtfo

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>>727405195

---RULES OF /b/---
(Specifically 30. and 31. in this thread)

Newfags....

If a "femanon" is using her gender to get attention then rule 31 applies. Using gender as an attention seeking method is fine as long as “she” follows rule 31 BUT until then “she” should be IGNORED. Tits or gtfo.

First off, verify that you are in fact talking to a girlo (R.30).

1. Ask for a TIMESTAMP or a very specific request (eg. "draw a big circle and a smaller circle inside that big one on your hand and take a picture of it")

2. Verify the timestamp is real. Look at it. Are any of the characters the same (copy/paste). Does the ink look genuine? (or drawn on in photoshop/typed). Is the area around the letters smudged/blurred?

3. Check the filename. Always check the filename. Any picture from 4chan has an easily recognizable filename (easy to change but people forget). Are the pictures all of the same filename type?

Everybody should be doing this for attention-seeking females (or more likely attention seeking males posing as females). Are you jerking it to a cute f 18yo OR are you jerking it to a m 48yo?

I'm going to post some examples below of where I've trolled 100+ people at a time and MADE A MISTAKE or got away with it because people weren't asking the right questions.

It's not even about being a newfag/oldfag at this point. It's about not being retarded.

30. There are no girls on the internet.

31. Tits or gtfo - the choice is yours.

This thread is so confusing, but if you don't have a benis I'm not very interested

>>727405235
You just gotta believe in yourself anon! You can be the smartest, most right, flawless sexist piece of shit you always dreamed you would be! We believe in you!

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>>727403784

>>727405082
>can't think past my posting my face for supposed attention
>>727405117
bless you anon i also figured out that 259 IQ op could grasp when someone is posting for attention and when someone is posting pictures to stir the plot

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>>727405195
>>727405195

---RULES OF /b/---
(Specifically 30. and 31. in this thread)

Newfags....

If a "femanon" is using her gender to get attention then rule 31 applies. Using gender as an attention seeking method is fine as long as “she” follows rule 31 BUT until then “she” should be IGNORED. Tits or gtfo.

First off, verify that you are in fact talking to a girlo (R.30).

1. Ask for a TIMESTAMP or a very specific request (eg. "draw a big circle and a smaller circle inside that big one on your hand and take a picture of it")

2. Verify the timestamp is real. Look at it. Are any of the characters the same (copy/paste). Does the ink look genuine? (or drawn on in photoshop/typed). Is the area around the letters smudged/blurred?

3. Check the filename. Always check the filename. Any picture from 4chan has an easily recognizable filename (easy to change but people forget). Are the pictures all of the same filename type?

Everybody should be doing this for attention-seeking females (or more likely attention seeking males posing as females). Are you jerking it to a cute f 18yo OR are you jerking it to a m 48yo?

I'm going to post some examples below of where I've trolled 100+ people at a time and MADE A MISTAKE or got away with it because people weren't asking the right questions.

It's not even about being a newfag/oldfag at this point. It's about not being retarded.

30. There are no girls on the internet.

31. Tits or gtfo - the choice is yours.

>>727405314
Only wimpy boy scouts follow rules.

>>727405195
>the rest I'll ignore
so I'm guessing that part where he asked for clarification from >>727404295 was just my imagination? Don't be so buttmad about the truth, and just show your tits.

on that note,
>>727404295
show tits.

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>>727403990
>>727404020
>>727404047
>>727405314
small penis manlet detected

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>>727405195
..>>
>>727405195

---RULES OF /b/---
(Specifically 30. and 31. in this thread)

Newfags....

If a "femanon" is using her gender to get attention then rule 31 applies. Using gender as an attention seeking method is fine as long as “she” follows rule 31 BUT until then “she” should be IGNORED. Tits or gtfo.

First off, verify that you are in fact talking to a girlo (R.30).

1. Ask for a TIMESTAMP or a very specific request (eg. "draw a big circle and a smaller circle inside that big one on your hand and take a picture of it")

2. Verify the timestamp is real. Look at it. Are any of the characters the same (copy/paste). Does the ink look genuine? (or drawn on in photoshop/typed). Is the area around the letters smudged/blurred?

3. Check the filename. Always check the filename. Any picture from 4chan has an easily recognizable filename (easy to change but people forget). Are the pictures all of the same filename type?

Everybody should be doing this for attention-seeking females (or more likely attention seeking males posing as females). Are you jerking it to a cute f 18yo OR are you jerking it to a m 48yo?

I'm going to post some examples below of where I've trolled 100+ people at a time and MADE A MISTAKE or got away with it because people weren't asking the right questions.

It's not even about being a newfag/oldfag at this point. It's about not being retarded.

30. There are no girls on the internet.

31. Tits or gtfo - the choice is yours.

>>727405247
No we don't get triggered we just get excited when we see someone we can troll. Or someone who doesn't understand the rules of the internet

>>727405367
>h-hurr durr in 10 minutes I'll realize that spamming changes nothing whatsoever
>why am I still a khhv I know the rules of /b/

>>727405416
Taking "Rules of the internet" seriously fucking lol.

Unless you are being agressively ironic

>>727404167
I love people like you who just ignore numbers and facts and blame those who mention them

>>727405570
>seriously responding to copypasta

>>727403784
wanna rate my cock :D

>>727405392
show tits

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>>727404610
Money is a huge help but not a necessity

>>727405076
Apparently a kid yeah?

>>727405152
I'm not pissed off at her, she's just following her programming. It's the guys I'm pissed off at for being so pathetic.

>>727405195
You're insults are shit. You're a moron, this thread isn't about you, it's about making an example of your kind.

>>727405232
Thank you son of christ

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i'll be back tomorrow as per usual
I haven't changed since I showed my face for 0.2 minutes
i'm your homie when I shitpost, tell stories, argue and conversate but an entitled bitch when I dare show what I look like
/b/ never fails to impress

>>727404595
Why would u need a knife to eat spaghetti.

>>727403784
tits?
You are flatter than an ironing board

>>727405685
about the money thing, I just meant to get that virginity out of the way. Paying a hooker so someone could get experience in bed

>>727404974
modsss

>>727405693
How dare you have the audacity to be born with a vagina. Disgusting.

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You guys make me sick.

>all these MGTOW "muh anti-feminism" neckbeards venting their frustrations because us women choose men who actually work on who they are

These threads just never stop being funny.

  ▲NEWFAG TRIFORCE GUIDE▲
▲ ▲                                        ▲ ▲
>open word or wordpad
>type "2008"
>hold "alt" and press "x"
>hit the space bar
>hold "alt" and press "30"
>enter
>hold "alt" and press "30"
>hit the space bar
>hold "alt" and press "30"
>copy and paste into 4chan
.

>>727405685
>>727405152
>I mention that exact point and criticize people for it several times
>whocaresvagina.jpg
fucking kek anon you're outdoing yourself

>>727405693
>conversate
underage b& or illiterate

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>>727403784
This bullshit has gone on far enough

>>727405770
That is a boy child, fucking faggot. Get off /b/ you dont deserve only be here.

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>>727405693

yes and?

you're just another butthole coasting through life

>>727405693
>could easily make all our peepees hard by posting your underage body
>don't

yup, you're a bitch alright.

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>>727405834
i was enjoying it

>>727405780
Sweet Christ

>it's been five years since I wrote that

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO TIME

>>727405784
I'm fucking beloved by women and you're still cunts

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>>727403784
>>727405693
looks like you live in a trailer or some other low class condo shit.
here is a pity post from me and an appropriate picture.
hf, kiddo

>>727405878
Every single time I see that, I imagine Jimi Hendrix singing, "excuse me, while I fuck the sky!" and busting out a mad guitar riff.

>>727405855
I don't disagree

>>727405980
so post butthole fag

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>>727403784

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>>727405320
You don't have much of substance to say.

>>727405373
lol

>>727405392
Almost 7 inches with abbs actually

>>727405570
Then you love the vast majority of people on the planet

>>727405693
you're retared.

>>727405707
lol

>>727405768
meh there's are plenty of chicks gagging for it. If you find it difficult then just lower your standards

>>727405797
what?

>>727405904
Actually apparently I am self-actualized

I think you need to work on your critical thinking there bud

>>727404047

WHAT CHANCE WE HAD OF SEEING OP'S TITS DIED WITH THIS ANTI-WOMAN HATE post

>>727406218
>WHAT CHANCE
WHAT CHANCE?

a frigid dork?

>>727405693
because the only reason to show what you look like is to cash in on being female
way to sell out your gender

>>727403784
132/49. /b/ is dead.

>>727405850
no, it's a girl

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---RULES OF /b/---
(Specifically 30. and 31. in this thread)

Newfags....

If a "femanon" is using her gender to get attention then rule 31 applies. Using gender as an attention seeking method is fine as long as “she” follows rule 31 BUT until then “she” should be IGNORED. Tits or gtfo.

First off, verify that you are in fact talking to a girlo (R.30).

1. Ask for a TIMESTAMP or a very specific request (eg. "draw a big circle and a smaller circle inside that big one on your hand and take a picture of it")

2. Verify the timestamp is real. Look at it. Are any of the characters the same (copy/paste). Does the ink look genuine? (or drawn on in photoshop/typed). Is the area around the letters smudged/blurred?

3. Check the filename. Always check the filename. Any picture from 4chan has an easily recognizable filename (easy to change but people forget). Are the pictures all of the same filename type?

Everybody should be doing this for attention-seeking females (or more likely attention seeking males posing as females). Are you jerking it to a cute f 18yo OR are you jerking it to a m 48yo?

I'm going to post some examples below of where I've trolled 100+ people at a time and MADE A MISTAKE or got away with it because people weren't asking the right questions.

It's not even about being a newfag/oldfag at this point. It's about not being retarded.

30. There are no girls on the internet.

31. Tits or gtfo - the choice is yours.

>>727406341
lol keep watching

what can I say, I like buttholes and cum on girl's faces.

it's a curse.

>>727406350
I'm a femanon, and this offends me.

Any of you cute boys want my opinion? ;)

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>>727406329
>cash in

>>727406416

this is /b/ there are no cute boys here... they are all out fucking

>>727405954
<3 good music taste

>>727403784
Being a natural at psychology is both a curse and a blessing, trust me I know ;)

>>727406416
poor quality picture of me sitting in bed in low lighting with an ama caption
somehow you fags manage to turn it into a flamewar within the first 20 seconds
I hope you realize you're all just as spastic as socjus fags

>>727405886
>beloved by women
Haha okay

>>727406440
lol, don't tell me you think cash is the only cash?

>>727405693
Bye anon, i enjoyed your thread. Don't take what is said here personally. This is /b/, its to be expected.

>>727406568
whatever you say hipster pseudo intellectual douchebag

>>727406681
>Nothing on the Internet is true

Can this meme die already?

and I hope that one day you start to question why the unironic internet rules aren't preventing chicks from attention whoring
>m-maybe it has something to do with the lack of discrepancies between negative and positive attention in the eyes of a slut
>m-maybe we should just ignore obvious whore threads because that will actually work
nah
just fucking with you
anon likes to snatch every opportunity to project his sexual frustration with womyn

>>727406193
Are you actually a feminist trying to make misogynists look retarded because if so, it's working!

>>727406592
stop trying to pretend to be me
I'm op now you, loser neckbeard/legbeard
kys cis scum

>>727406768
>>>/tumblr/

>>727406385
A bit unwarrented and off topic, but one of the better responses in this retard-filled thread

I just wanted to say I saw (in 2016) /b/ fail to get tits from a porn actress. /b/ has always been a board to keep newfags away from real boards, but it used to do some shit...

>>727406712
I ain't no hipster, hipster.

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>>727406786
post pics so I can finally see what my own face looks like

>>727406876
>so I can finally see what my own face looks like
>I've never seen my own face
way to out yourself, retard.

>>727406809
Are you implying something?

>>727403784
OP kill yourself and don't come back. Gotta play by the rules or not at all.

>>727406950
looks like the anons in this thread are smarter than I thought

>>727407020
Play by imaginary rules made up by people who aren't even iit or kys okay

>>727403784
>>>[r9k]

>>727407117
Who tf plays by rules anyway, not like mods are gonna do anything

>>727403784
Looks like your gonna make 350

>>727406416
Jep pls post it on tumblr where we can appreciate the unique snowflake you are

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Why I love 4chan.

There is no other place in the world (I’m aware of) where ideas are expressed in such an honest way. It’s raw and beautiful, this fluid collection, of unfiltered and sometimes volatile opinions.

I love thinking and I love ideas. Once you take away the social limitations of communication you are left with the pure concepts/thought-processes. I’ve been exposed to many lines of thinking which society deems as offensive, barbaric and ugly and yet there is merit to these ways of thinking, I have learned valuable things on 4chan.

On 4chan it is incredibly easy to conduct social experiments in a dynamic environment and then dissect exactly what happened, evolving theories through further experimentation. One can pretend to be multiple people, pursuing lines of questioning from different angles at the same time. One can try different variables and see what people react to better (eg. Presentation/framing).

By spending time on 4chan one can learn and improve skills such as researching, IT skills, critical thinking, communication and debate.

4chan is awesome.

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What's going on in this thread?

i hate my life

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>>727408070
And it's a place to go and mope with others of your kind.

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This is now a femanon thread!

>inb4 tits or gtfo

>>727408248
i hope your tits

>>727408492
But can ask for shoe on head?

>>727408492
tits with timestamp

>>727408591
Dick with timestamp

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>>727408492

do I have something on my face?

>>727408492
we have nothing against femanons posting here, but mentioning you are a femanon is just begging for attention, it has nothing to do with the conversations.

>>727408624
he/she isnt claiming a gender you idiot.

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>>727403784
Since I had a great day today I'll be nice instead of my usual grumpy rants
thank you for stepping up and NOT showing your tits
youare attentionwhoring, but its not that shameful if you don't follow the command of all this little virginboys here
go for it: don't show anything
greets from a fellow femanon

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>>727408492
look how thirsty these fucks are..

How's it going?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8r-tXRLazs

>>727408770
Right like people act like attention whoring is the most horrible thing u can do, meanwhile degenerates regurgitate "edgyy" opinions and ideas to try and make themselves feel special or important.

>>727405137
I'd follow you down an alleyway.

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>>727408271

Yeah, welcome to club pal

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Kinda dead in this thread aye?

>>727408576
>i hope your tits
uh huh

>>727408586
Been there done that

>>727408591
Have an old gif

>>727408624
no dick, soz

>>727408660
I dunno

>>727408855
What do you expect, you ugly hoe.

>>727408624
He hast braged about being a maleanon why do you assume theres a dick involved?

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Remember that day /b/ could not get tits out of a porn star?

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LEYKIS 101 (General rules)

Treatment
+ Ignore them = bitches love being ignored, they want that high from the attention, on off on off
+ Never reply on the weekend = unless it’s guaranteed pussy, dates on mon/tues
+ Jab them = backhanded compliments, take the piss out of them
+ Drama. They are problem-based = They love fix-me-up-men, they love drama
+ Always be seeing multiple women = the more women you are seeing the more women want you
+ No gifts and No compliments = You want to lower their self-esteem
+ Money Money Money = Talk about money, flash money, be rich
+ Never change = women want to fix you but loose respect if you change

Dates
+ Spend <30 euros
+ 3 dates rule = if no sex, then bounce
+ Never date co-workers
+ If she uses her phone during a date, leave immediately

Life advice
+ Women expire at 30 = they’re past their prime and desperate for men, easy pussy for young guys
+ There are 3,750,000,000 women on the planet, don’t throw your life away over one dumb cunt
+ Avoid bringing them home = you don’t want them knowing where you live

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>>727408624
Snall dick i dont care.
More tits please :)

>>727403784
>I'm a lifeless whore
even in the sack? I don't mind a dead fish as long as I use you how I want. I'd like you to put in a little effort and ride my cock, I like to cum in that position

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>>727411441
isn't it funny how this is the same bullshit advice that every cartoon or sitcom gives people, then by the end of the episode they realize the girl doesn't fall for him because he's an asshole?

I wonder why that is.

>>727408070
I am not sure if we use the same 4chan.