ITT: where to find Elon Musk? I need to speak to him considering

interested

is this legit?

>>727399226
lets send op away

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>>727399226
make anon fly

bb

>>727399226
ill see what i can do

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>>727399226
new cicada 3301?

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ITT: where to find Elon Musk?
I need to speak to him considering the future of humanity.
If someone gives me proof of his location in the coming days i will quit university and buy flight tickets.
I will timestamp everything.
I know /b isn't my personal army, but when i have proof of his location or after i spoke to him i might be able to explain the situation via an encrypted chatroom.
thank you

ps. op is a mathematician and philosopher
pss. /b has the chance to make my mom really worried.

>>727399226
Is that toilet paper?

>>727399982
hell yeah charmin nigga

>>727399982
just a napkin

>>727399226
Get a unique object so we know which timestamps are actually you.

>>727399226
If you really want to save humanity, there's a simple solution: Chop off your balls and burn them. Making sure you don't reproduce is our only hope.

>>727399226
In all seriousness.. I work directly with SpaceX frequently and have many direct connections to Musk and his people.. If you are serious, I'll give you one shot to make your case.. I promise Im not fucking with you.

>>727400276
Do I have a way to savely contact you? I am completely serious

>>727400276
not OP, but what's the current deal with 18650 batteries, concerning them being banned from several states because of vapenaysh shenanigans by the fda?

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>>727400276
>>727400419
lurking

>>727400152
just a minute

>>727400419
Make your case here.. The who what why where. Once I know your not fucking around, we can go forward.. maintaining the working relationship I have with Tesla and SpaceX is paramount.

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>>727400152

>>727400516
I am not sure if I should, since i think it is a better 'business' strategy to keep it confidential. if this information ends up in the wrong hands i could have awful consequences.

http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-39416231
He's in North America, since the writer is a North American correspondent. I'll try to narrow it down a bit more.

>>727400681
>wrong hands

You came to /b/.

>>727400516
This thing might be bigger then you think, it will change humanity forever if it goes the way i think it does.

>>727400606
alright that'll do.
Now how does we into dox elon musk?
Websites and social media would only give us so much, plus what do you actually want to do once you find him?

> inb4 > rape

>>727400744
i am sorry but you were the only guys i could turn to in this situation.

>>727400729
https://mobile.twitter.com/DaveLeeBBC/status/847287563672879108 Healdsburg?

>>727400419
>>727399226
>>727400681


OP, if you really are a mathematician and philosopher, then why is it that you can't spell for shit and use improper grammar?

>>727400776
talk to him about the subject first. because he think he already know what i am thinking about. if he does not i will explain him my theory. he has the knowledge en energy to make it work.

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>>727400753
There is NO WAY Im risking it going by only your word. Here is very sensitive proof. you wont find this anywhere online.

>>727400840
because i dont think in words anymore. at this point im thinking in patterns and numbers.

>>727400936
I figured you'd say something like this. Okay then, boys. The show is over. Bye.

>>727400898
i am sorry. am i able to proof to you that i am legit another way? 1 on 1 contact?

>>727400832
thank you anon any info on the next couple of days?

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>>727401028
last chance to make your case.. give as a breakdown of why you need to contact him.. what is going to happen etc...last proof and then Im leaving.

your best bet if hes in silicone valley, hell be at the coupa cafe hes usually there on his laptop often

>>727401160
thank you anon. i need to contact elon considering the brain implants and his progress on that kind of science. I do not want to go to much in depth about this topic, but i am sure i figured something out of which elon might be striving for. I just wonder how the product of eternal life is going to be spread to the masses.

Is anyone here actually taking this stuff seriously?

>>727401477
i think elon is if he is reading this.

>>727400882
Is it related to the simulation theory

>>727401477
im completely serous.. he is full of shit.

>>727401554
it is a technological political post modern simulation theory. which makes me really afraid of the future if done wrong.

>>727401185
Try this OP, call this number (650) 322-6872
Thats the coupa cafe, ask if elon really frequents the place, if yes, chill there for awhile

The last couple of days i have been contacted over facebook by an anonymous facebook profile called Javaboi. When i checked my facebook this morning the profile was deleted. I think someone tried to contact me with the profile, but gave up.

>>727401758
i tried calling the number, but i couldn't reach it.

>>727401639
dont understand why you need to be THAT cryptic, just talking about the general concept of what youve discovered really cant be enough to give it away... and if its that big a deal, to assume youre the only one striving for it is naive

>>727401929
Its like 5 am there you goon, wait a few hours

>>727401955
this is completely true. if we, as society, want the ideal result we all have to know what is going to happen. however, when people choose to let themselves be turned into a simulation instead of dying and thus experiencing eternal life, the one building the simulation has the power of a god. It gets to choose what the person is experiencing in its afterlife. Of this i am really scared. When offering eternal life to the people do you sell it for a high price? do you give it out to the masses? does it work together with the political system? it is a real tight system which could easily go wrong when man has too much power.

>>727401984
thank you for the back up tip OP will definitely try

>>727399226
>ITT: where to find Elon Musk?

PSYCHO STALKER ALERT

>>727402213
this is why i am scared to tell it to you. it could be a business strategy which could be killed for.

>>727402310
I am sorry but i am not. I wish i had that kind of motivation tho.

>>727401955
I hope I answered your question sufficient enough.

>>727402213
You;re fuckin looney man. I'm outta here

>>727400800
Point is, a working relationship with /b/ is like contracting the embodiment of chaos and autism. >>727402407
You had better get that kind of motivation. Look at who Elon surrounds himself with. Strongly driven personalities.

>>727402213
I can see where youre coming from, but lets talk about how humans work. In a simulated reality, and people within the simulation are self aware about their presence in the simulation, life wouldnt be the same as it is now, what would the person in control really have to gain if he were to manipulate the simulation for his own betterment? Its not impossible i suppose, but why? Someone in charge of such a huge project has to know the ramifications and how utterly pointless it would be. And when i think of the simulation i dont think of matrix tier simulation, where it just emulates real life, it would be a utopia to our standards. Just my 2 cents, but what do i know amirite or amirite

>>727402665
I have that kind of motivation. But Psycho stalker motivation is something to strive for.
/b is perfect for this kind of thing since you guys wont take it too seriously but serious enough to make real work from it.
but you are right i wish i had elon on my speeddial but sadly that is not the case.

Twitter

>>727399783
>a mathematician

I bet you know shit about mathematics. Prove me wrong.

>>727402816
maybe it costs less energy for the maker to simulate a person as handicapped or pure blank, or just a worse simulation. there is profit to made out of this if the simulation gets sold. it is all about a certain point of trust we have to reach in humanity.

>>727402945
won't happen it would reveal my identity.

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>>727399226
I am em Akon Rust.
Convict records. AMA

>>727403260
Hi i'm Elon. State your business or gtfo

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Rookie

>>727401387
why dont you tweet him you humongous faggot
hello? even dropping him an email must be easy

>>727403178
What level of mathematics are you at? Could you talk about differential geometry? Galois theory? Functional analysis? These are basic topics in my opinion. I want to understand what kind of mathematics you think can grant you the title of "mathematician".

OP is one of those schizophrenics who stalks important people

>>727401160
>>727400898
>>727401955
you left anon?

>>727403101
Why does there have to be only 1 simulation? It could become corporatized and the masses have the option to switch between simulation to simulation, generating competition and a want from the companies to stay the most reliable and enjoyable. A single simulation for everyone could be disastrous, but not worth shutting down or making it so only the rich could afford it.

>>727403414
I fucking know maths alright cunts

>>727403406
I would like to see the terms as plato coined them.

>>727403414
Smells like it

>>727399226
from 1 to psychopath - how crazy are you?

>and stop the "I know math" bullshit

>>727403475
I know i thought about this. it is just really hard doing my story here since it is so condensed. if elon musk has courtly closed off all his ideas from stealing it would be a corparate dictatorship of who goes to heaven and who doesn't.

>>727403629
i am not. i am mentally stable, i dont take any medicine. i rarely go to the hospital. i have a normal social life. i have a girlfriend for a year now. i make music. just your regular student.

>>727403794

>girlfriend

Confirmed troll bread

>>727403550
OK you're somewhere between 18 and 21 years old and you think to have reached some sort of definitive conclusion about life. College is too hard for you and you'll eventually drop out. You don't put effort in what you do but you think you can everything you want. You probably have some personality disorder, nothing top serious. In a few years you will have managed to fuck your life very good and the realisation of what you could have been if you had put a little bit of effort instead of losing yourself in abstract speculations will hit you harder than a hammer. You'll feel empty and depressed and think of the times when you wasted your life away on 4chan. You're the product of a comfortable, lazy and spoiled generation.
Your life will suck Anon, I pity you.

>>727403393
i will try it just hard not coming across as a lunatic the same is for talking to him in a cafe.

>>727403794
he reacts quite often to twitter messages, or is it super secret?

or you want to fly to the mars because you know how to plant potatos?

>>727403718
What is your goal exactly? To completely shut it down? Id rather keep it with some corruption than to not have it at all. But i doubt ive thought up all the consequences that could b le associated with it though

>>727402213
>how to autism

>>727403971
To work for him.

>>727403942
i could drop some lines to hint something which he might pick up. thank you for the tip anon.

>>727404095
Godspeed. A few months ago when i changed my degree to aerospace engineering i was positive i was going to work for spacex one day, now my degree is petroleum engineering. Indecisiveness is a cancer

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>>727403922
haha you trying to get me down anon?

Hello, how may I get in contact with you?

-Elon Musk

>>727404268
i feel you my man. i still don't know if i should pursuit a career in mathematics and philosophy. i feel like it might mentally destroy me.

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>>727404165
If you build an artificial intelligence or a super algorithmus, or some mathematical things, then let him know by achieving world dominance.

when you invented a better cup holder for Tesla, than better keep it to yourself.

>>727404359
haha i wish

>>727399226
Try twitter op, you never know

>>727401387
You should really starting taking your meds again. The doc told you those thoughts will come back if you stop using them.

>>727404468
I will make a twitter account soon. I just have to inform family and friend on the situation. I will try to message him later today. will share it with timestamp on /b i promise.

>>727404272
I'm not. I know you can't understand.

>>727404673
are you speaking out of experience?

>>727399226

You have nothing to say that would interest Musk.

Just another child thinking hes something hes not.

>>727404666
hopefully it is not ridiculous and retarded, people how study math often cannot see what is socially acceptable.

>>727404845
i know that might be the case, but at least then i know that that is not purpose and i could search for another one in life.

why not give it a shot? what is your purpose anyway if you are so easy going about it?

>>727405023
kiddo.. you did not even try the "standard" ways to get in contact with Musk.

There is nothing special about this, get the considerations done, post or post not it will end like 90% of threads here... and nothing of value was lost

>>727405254
im writing the tweet right now

>>727405254
I wrote the tweet.

Im working on the tweet

>>727405319
>>727405950
>>727406032
post it and maybe I will push it

i am revising the tweet

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here you go. >>727406108

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Meh.

>>727399226
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>>727399387
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>>727399559
>>727399587
>>727399655
>>727399696

posted 30 seconds-1 minute apart.
OP stop being a faggot

>>727406168
post link

>>727400681
>"dont think i should"

>"this is a bait thread and everyone is falling for it. I cant believe the people who claim to understand the internet are such fucking morons"

>>727406245
i just needed some attention okay like self bumping is a bad thing. it is hard nowadays to get inside /b when youre talking about something serious and not your girlfriends nudes.

>>727406168
any tips on writing it differently?

>>727406159
>>727406168

>full blown 3rd degree autismo

>>727406363

>"I just needed some attention"
>"something serious"
>"/b"

Fucking hell this is why /b is shit now

>>727406168
>"handing out simulated eternal life"
OP you sound like your off the deep end, better take some recreational drugs and chill out. maybe you should try getting in touch with your peers/parents and get somebody to talk to.

>>727406256
https://twitter.com/BacchusGyges

https://www.quora.com/How-can-I-contact-Elon-Musk-1

>>727406464
ye to be fair im really worried if im having a manic episode or a breakthrough now as well.

>>727399559
>sending humans to Mars
not in his lifetime, unless he somehow manages to get the funding.

Nah, we're gonna be more focused on Earthly matters for at least the next 100 years.
Make that another 1000-2000 years if Islam ends up being the shitstorm I think it'll be.

>>727406454
I know it is a bad way of phrasing it. but i didn't have the natural attention grabber of tits and pussies so i had to do it this way.

>>727406530
probably. as said take a breather and work things out with somebody you feel you can talk to. even if it is the end of the world it wont be to late even after you take your time and sort things out with someone.

haha OP reads Simulacra and Simulation and thinks he has had an original thought.

>>727406683
sure thing thanks for the help anon. i know it seems like i am stressing out about this, but i think i am mentally stable enough to go through with it. >>727403794
Maybe it is also a case of me not being a native english and having some trouble writing down the ideas which then might come across as manic and chaotic. i think it is less bad than it looks like.

>>727406764
havent read it thank you for the recommendation tho.

>>727399226
in the realm of neuroscience, Silicon Valley is putting more time, money, and energy into exploring cognitive enhancement. Elon Musk' investment in Neuralink is a big mistake for humanity. Mark these words

>>727406433
Not rly. you just sound insane

>>727406924
it's good, you'll like it op.

>>727406973
ye i know it is hard phrasing it without sounding insane...

>>727406933
Exactly these sudden moves made me think more on the topic. And made me realise how big and serious the situation might become.

>>727399226
It's called twitter. He might tweet back.

>>727407039
you remind me of my crazy physicist friend who has grandiose ideas like these too
best of luck

>>727407142
i hope so

>>727407234
He is pretty involved in twitter, so he will probably respond back.

>>727399226
Let me guess, simulation theory with a twist.
Kys you pleb.

>>727407234
Good luck

>>727407534
will keep /b updated

neural simulation is going to happen.Musk has already invested into Neuralink. Basically the early stages of this new establishment, they are already developing nueral lace technology. A simulated future is very possible and formidable.

>>727407831
It feels great not being just laughed at in this thread. I just don't know enough about law to see how the whole thing is going to turn out.

>>727408008
>>727407831
or even if law is involved. what would a man do to go a monopoly on this technology.

Call Jeff Bears instead. He is now the second richest guy on the planet. I have his two personal email addresses and will provide them if $1,000.00 USD are sent to my PayPal. Not joking.

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>>727408153
haha good one, i have been on /b longer than that.

If you actually have a legitimate reason to contact him try contacting the SpaceX or Tesla offices and let them know what it is about. If it's something he would be interested in, I'm sure they'd pass it along to him.

>>727408806
ill try making a 1000 word paper on the matter and sending it to SpaceX and Tesla offices tonight or tomorrow.

>>727409041
*I will write

Lmao

>>727400840
you basically just answered your own question if you knew anything about higher learning you fucking idiot

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Do not help OP.
They are from another plane of existence.
They do not want to help us.
Elon Musk being found by this "person", will throw us off of our evolutionary path.

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I know i cant proof this but i am a very good friend of OP. I know he is serious about this and he is in fact mentally stable. I believe he really is onto something and that this is really important.
This might be the biggest thing 4chan ever witnessed.
Bump.

>>727399783
by jove what kind of experiment are you conducting elon? do you want to find your own location?

itt op is desperate and samefag

Lets all retweet OPs tweet.

Op give us substance before we invest in your shit

Thread dead

>>727403922
you must be fun at parties.

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Bump. Does it matter if OP is insane or not? If we could make a crazy guy contact elon musk that would be cool too. If OP is actually a genius 4chan has made history once again.