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mom finger car

>>727399059
me 2 thanks anon

Got my brother kicked out of the house cause he was smoking weed. kek

These bitches cute

I'm a horny motherfucker

i cheat on my military husband regularly, i can't sleep, i'm depressed and i wanna chincheck an oncoming train

>>727399500
Here's your obligatory "hey georgia" before Question Guy comes and tries to swindle you again.

>>727398940
Sometimes I rape my wife's teddy bear when no one is home.

>>727399573
who is question guy?

I use Kik to have people send pics of girls I know to cum to but I have them find the pics . It's almost the only way for me to cum . Actually need help right now again ..

I get off sharing pics and videos of my buddy's hot milf ex. Dumb bitch would be so fucking humiliated if she knew that people have seen every inch of her and know exactly what she looks like and does behind closed doors.

>>727399573
that's what he gets for marrying in the first place

>>727399682
Faggot, Seen this to many fucking times

>>727399748
Sorry can't help it

>>727398940
My super errections are entirely based on Viagra
Without it i can barely stay up for 5 minutes.
She doesn't know.

>>727398940
I always have sexual fantasies about my teacher I always perv at her ass when she isn't looking or is bending over and I'm always tryna get a sneaky look at her cleavage when I can, I masturbate frequently to thoughts of her.

>>727399612
>who is question guy?
apparently... you are.

>>727399773
Atleast reword it, like comon, we gotta have some effort.

>>727399814
interesting

>>727399817
you're right. Any interest in seeing them?

I love finding dirty diapers in the trash. Go raiding dumpsters and stuff. Inb4 pamperchu. Don't microwave them.

>>727399848
>interesting
Thanks. Any questions?

>>727399870
Hm, this is interesting, I have read this many times, But never actually seen anything

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>>727398940

>>727399894
sure! what's a hypotenuse?

>>727399947
Would it be cool to email you?

>>727399993
Yeah hmu on
[email protected]

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I own little girl panties which I masturbate into.

>>727400160
email me then at johnbrock583 at g amil

>>727400249
I hope you wash them.

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>>727400401
After I fap into them yes. But not before.

>>727399713
What?

>>727400431
Well thats good to hear, dont want any plants growing in that shit

>>727400431
Wait... used by little girls.

>>727400249
Did they belong to some girls you knew? Details please?

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>>727400563
>>727400556
Unfortunately I got them from rummage sales for the most part. None of them were freshly used, but they're used regardless which is still better than having unworn panties.

>>727400644
>>727400249
Here's a better question: Why the hell do you still have a Model M keyboard? Those things are ancient.

>>727400644
Are you a paedophile?

>>727400743
>not having a model M
They are like the best keyboard ever.

>>727400743
Because they feel better than modern switches.

>>727400767
Yes.

>>727400783
Have you ever fucked a kid?

>>727399607
"rape"

Guy here. Growing up I thought it was normal to suck my dads cock and swallow his cum whenever he wanted. By 7 I looked forward to it and began initiating it.

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>>727400824
It's a fantasy that's never going to come to reality. Thankfully sex dolls are already here and robots aren't far off.

>>727400767
>>727400783
I prefer cherry mx blues, thank you.

i'm.. i'm really in love with my neighbor's dog..

>>727400959
Why not take an extended vacation to SEA?

>>727398940
Use to steal money from a company that I worked for and I in know way feel guilty about it, manager was a cunt and the owner of the company was a total asshole as well. I only ever stole what I thought the job should have paid and what I was worth to the company.

>>727401013
Because that's expensive, dangerous, and they actually enforce the "Don't fly to poor countries and fuck children" laws in the US.

>>727401040
Burn in hell.

>>727401066
Well I hope you find love some day, even if it isn't in your preferred form.

>>727401197
I have an adult boyfriend already. Thanks though.

>>727401066
What's your sex life like at the moment?

>>727401261
Wait, are you a guy or a girl?

>>727401275
I fap with my steambf every now and then and once a year I visit him/he visits me and we fuck like rabbits the entire time.

>>727401291
A guy.

>>727398940
My biggest fetish is dressing like a girl. I have no idea why, or what started it, but it's strong.

My friend has no idea, but whenever I house sit for him I pretty much spend the entire week in his older sisters clothes. It's nothing to do with her, but something about sitting in his room with a thong, a cocktail dress, tights, heels and make up drives me crazy.

>>727401368
Does he know about your thing?

>>727398940
I killed somebody from my schooltime and got away with it.

>>727401197
>Burn in hell.

Nope! The company and owners were tax dodging cheats, and I got mine.

>>727398940
We need more of you!

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>>727401414
Yes. He teases me about it a lot.

>>727398940
my cousin gave me a blowjob and now wants to fuck me.

>>727401555
Is he one as well?

Your situation sounds familiar...

Are you from St. Louis?

>>727401607
No. The most he has are straight shota femdom fantasies, but in those situations he'd want to be the shota.

I'm from Wisconsin.

i have 2 girlfriends (they're aware, and okay with it.). One of them has a cousin that said they used to do kinda dirty things with eachother when they were young. They don't anymore, but she tells me that her cousin flirts with a different, male cousin often, and would probably fuck him AND her given the chance. She's the kinda nasty girl I like..
And recently, my gf introduced her nasty cousin to me. She's kinda weird (uses XD unironically) and she doesn't know I know all these things about her. I have a crush.
Would it be weird to potentially have 3 girlfriends, two of which are related?

>>727401698
Damn, you're not my bf then.

If you two ended up married would you ever adopt? How could you handle that?

How tall is you?

>>727401756
>Damn, you're not my bf then.
Cute. Does yours know too then, or are you both like that?

>If you two ended up married would you ever adopt? How could you handle that?
I don't want to adopt, even if it was just a boy. He'd like to raise a son, but I'm against that as well. For one it'd just look weird for two gay guys to raise a son, and second I don't think gay parents are something a child should have to deal with. They'll be picked on and bullied for it, and grow up wondering why their family isn't like every other family. It's basically child abuse from my perspective.

I dont care much for dogs. like when i see memes or videos on here of people abusing or ending their lives i dont feel anything. Its probably cuz i had pretty bad cynophobia as a kid.

>>727401872
8

>>727401371
Thats probably mine too. My wife lets me borrow her clothes to do chores and just all around be her maid. I have a huge selection of panties, stockings and tops to wear. Pretty fun

>>727401884
I was about to confess my secret to being a zoophile then I saw this and got sad

>>727401889
Shortie wanna ride

>>727401952
8

>>727399500
I fucking hate you.

Sometimes I put googly eyes on my penis and pretend I have a friend

>>727401999
i'll be your friend anon.

>>727401930
How did you ever bring it up without her flipping out?

It's not something I could ever hide, but I always thought I'd just have to in terms of a relationship.

I'm a horny faggot right now

>>727401992
i love you though

>>727398940
I am a gundam

>>727401943
anyway
>be me
>go on 8ch often
>for the zoo board
>bookmarked over 50 videos on youtube of mating videos
>cant get off to humans anymore
>try my hardest
>not even furries work
>they have to be animals
>also have a fetish for inanimate objects
>so naturally stuffed animals are my lifeblood
>im 20 and i have so many stuffed animals i cant count them anymore
>my mom thinks im just being autistic

>>727398940
I fucked my best friends mom

>>727398940
I poisoned a homeless person.

I had a tranny come in around 3:30 am to my work so I could blow her. It was pretty great. Would do again, but with actual bussy

>>727402403
you cant blow a tranny with a pussy. thats called oral sex with anormal woman.
faggot!

>>727398940
my mother has BPD, i'm frequently abused as a child for shitty reasons that doesnt make sense and i tought it was okay from age 6-14 before i suspected there is something wrong with her. My dad knew all along but didn't tell me until i'm 17 and thats only after i asked him. i used to get beat up black and blue with a coat hanger once because i found a new bakery near my school and i tried ate a bread there, later she beat me up becaause i didn't buy her any and she kept saying that love needs to be proved by action. She did this as a projection from also being abused as a child. for years i sucked it up and didnt fight back (i'm asian so its very unsual to fight your parents) and my dad also told me to suck it up. I feel that i have low self esteem nowdays and i'm afraid i wont be able to have kids.

This is the first time i spoke about any of this but this is barely a scratch on the surface. if anybody is reading i'll write more. This is harder than it looks

>>727402076
It was a slow transition for me.
First i told her i love bondage and all that entails with a full female led bondage relationship. Then slowly over time i started to show her other things that turn me on and she would show me weird stuff that turns her on like rape.

Eventually one day i told her id like to buy some panties to wear around the house and she said ok no big deal.

Guess my point is be open with your partner from the very beginning and it will be easier than springing it on them 1 year in. Even if you have been woth your chick for 10 years you can still slowly transition her in to it.

That and luckily i just have a really fucking cool wife. Actually legitimately raped her before and she said she loved it.

>>727402493
i was abused as a child too so you aren't alone.. i'm sorry that happened to you. it's really rough.
just remember you don't deserve it ok? i hope youre seeing a therapist or something

>>727401881
We're both like that.

Makes discussing the actually not pedo asia trip we're planning super awkward.

We don't talk about it too much though. I wouldn't leave him even if a hot girl came around.

>>727402590
maybe someday man, i'm just starting uni abroad. might be a fresh start. Anyway, whats your story?

>>727402552
>actually raped her before and she loved it
lucky cunt! femanon here, i want a man i can trust to "rape" me without actually hurting me permanently.

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>>727402493
Talk to a therapist anon. I've spilled my guts more than once on 4chan and it never helps. I just end up bringing up terrible memories and going into a mild depression for a week or two.
I wish you the best. It's going to be a long road to recovery. I'm 26 and I still haven't recovered from shit that happened to me when I was 9.

>>727402678
I was a foster child. my mother got killed by my father when I was a newborn, in a really shady area and i got picked up by the government. i went house hopping for years, im mentally ill. a lot of foster parents are abusive. Especially the uncles. My hymen had to be surgically removed at age nine from how damaged it got. I don't remember much of it. I tried to kill myself at age 17 and when I woke up I lost most of my memory. I still remember the big parts, just not little details unless I think hard on it. Thankfully now I'm living with the mother that adopted me at 15, she's a jerk sometimes but not abusive. I love her like a real mom and she's letting me take my time before i move out.

>>727402552
God damn, I'm happy for you man.
It's ncie to find someone where you can both indulge each other like that.

I'm single now and have been for a long while, might take your advice though, let her know I have kinks and just gradually create and accepting atmosphere.

I flirted with my high school art teacher and he groped me in the dark room. I was in heaven.

>>727401006
>dog

you mean you fuck its mouth when you can.

I fucked one of my friends gf by the time he asked me how to please her more

>>727402869
jeez man, i wish you the best of luck too with your life.

>>727403077
it's a lot deeper than that. and i would never hurt her.

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I want to approach my friend about spending our movie nights closer under a blanket and cuddling, possibly if he is down to experiment a bit

>>727401013
>SEA

Seattle???

>>727402695
Yea one time i had to borrow her phone to check our bank account and her whole internet history was just rape porn, absolutely nothing else. So i asked her straight up if i could drug her one night and have my way? She didnt even skip a beat when saying yes.

Couple months later her and i are drinking after about 2 jack and cokes i slipped 2 Xanax into her drink and out she went....

I make shitty YouTube videos from my mom's basement but I don't tell anyone.
https://youtu.be/lcoolbf4Izw

>>727403154
South east asia.

>>727399500

I hope you do. You're disgusting and should be shot.

>>727402977
Its the only way to do it. You get one life so dont settle for someone who wants to stop you from being you.

>>727403192
oh my god, that's so hot. i'm glad you both enjoyed it! i hope i get an experience like that one day!

>>727401568
>my cousin gave me a blowjob and now wants to fuck me.

use lube or your asshole will get destroyed

>>727399500
kill yourself. worthless cunt

>>727398940
I've let dogs lick my pussy... and I really liked it.

>>727403335
Post pussy

Fap on omegle quite a bit

>>727403335
>pussy

tits. now.

>>727403151
HOT.

Please. Explain more?

>>727403151
Well if tou both have scheduled movie nights already then he probably a faggot right along with you...

>>727401750
naw go for it anon its not like you or any of your girlfriends are serious. the more the better i say

>>727403271
female cousin

There's an alleyway at the side of my house and kids hang around drinking and smoking. Was walking up there one day when 3 girls asked me to buy them alcohol.

I asked what do I get for this?

They pause for a second and one turns to the chubby one and says, she will show you her tits.

They got alcohol and I saw some pizza tits. Wouldn't let me touch them but I asked if they wanted to see my cock. They said ok. Started to jack off but they weren't into it. Still blew my load while chubby had her tits out.

Oh joys

>>727403789

still, use lube when she pegs you or your asshole will be destroyed

>>727403943

this will progress to blow jobs quickly.

win

>>727403943
Describe them

>>727404248
Typical British teen slags, short skirts, tight jeans up past waist line,stupid bun topknot hair doo to much makeup.

Just how I like em.

Chubby had great tits with pretty small nipples considering size of em.

>>727404456
How old?

I live with my girlfriend and am very happy with her, but I'm bisexual (she doesn't know that) and I have a few fuck buddies that fuck me.

On top of that, my girlfriend knows these guys and just thinks that they are my guy friends. Little does she know that when I hang out with one of them, I am taking it up the ass all night.

>>727404943
16, just ripened

I sneak in peoples houses dressed as a teddy bear. Got fucked up the ass once.

>>727405900
Isn't that legal in the UK?

Go all the way man

They don't need to know

>>727399249
Loll if I were your brother id literally kill you

>>727405621
being bisexual doesnt mean you have to be a cheating piece of shit. god damn.

>>727406126
Yea legal. Apart from the alcohol bit. Have to be 18

lol they're so fucking stupid

My gf (25) wants to fuck a high school guy (16-18, totally legal where I am) and make me watch.

I ghosted the person who is the love of my life. AMA

>>727407361
What's ghosting

>>727399059

>>727407751
cutting of all contact on the internet without providing an explabation, mostly blocking.

>>727407361
Why did you do it?