Hello. I am a Jedi Master and I believe you are the chosen one.

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>>727386725
Go ahead I don't see how this will help with anything

>>727386725

i am no JEDI nor SITH i accept all of the force

>>727386892
The chosen one will bring peace to all the galaxy. The methods used are unknown to me but the prophesy has yet to fail me.

>>727386932
I fear you simply lack conviction, my child.

I am god

>>727387467
You might be but you are not the chosen one.

>>727387122
Well well well. I knew I felt another force sensitive in here

>>727387641
I was simply demonstrating my abilities in hope the chosen one might present himself to me.

Rolling to be Jedi Hitler.

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holy fuck ignore this thread and check out snap chaty .me right now

>>727387758
You cannot become a Jedi with such hate in your heart young one.

>>727386725
Please, master Qui-gon Vodka, go ahead.

>>727386725
I'd rather be a farmer.

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snap chaty .me
>leak ex gf and win

I'm a Jedi Confirmed

Rolling to kill younglings

>>727387872
The prophecy can not be ignored. The chosen one must be found to ensure peace, and you are not the chosen one.

Yes, I am.

Here

Vader was right.

I want a black leather suit and a cape. That would be totally wizard.

>>727387904
I'm afraid you are not him.
>>727387908
I guess you are free to pursue that career now.
>>727387936
As a Jedi I have no ex-girlfriends. I do accept your hopes for my winning all the same. May peace prevail.
>>727387957
The younglings will remain safe.

Im here to fuck bitches and kill Jedi, and I already killed my wife.

>>727386725
What is it you are after, Jedi?

I have a question. What are midichlorians?

>>727388198
1 off, fml.
Reroll for the greater good.

Ever masterbate with the force?

what jedi?

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I'm ready

Midichlorians... What a joke! Next you're gonna say that the Naboo senator is the Sith Lord you're looking for!

>>727387982
I'm afraid not.
>>727388029
Elsewhere
>>727388085
Perhaps you can seek work as an entertainer on Tatooine.
>>727388175
I shall inform the authorities.
>>727388198
I seek the chosen one. The one to bring peace to the galaxy.
>>727388228
Midichlorians are a microscopic lifeform that reside within all living cells and communicates with the Force.

I'll be the chosen one for that sweet Padmé ass.

What a load of Bantha fodder! There's no such thing as the force!

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It's not like I wanted to be murdered by the sith... b-bakka

>>727388449
Not if I get it first, you can have Jar Jar.

GTFO you creepy space preist for real the jedis are just like a more kick ass catholics of the galaxy lols

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I am ready, Master Jedi.

Who the fuck would want to be a guy with no arms or legs and probably no dick. A life of endless depression and pain. Fuck being the chosen one.

>>727388763
R-Reroll

Im sorry but my mom told me to not go with strangers that look like catholics

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I AM THE SENATE

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>>727386725
Checkum Jedi Senpai

>mfw wizard and Jedi powers combine

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I will have the high ground

My Master

888888

>>727386725
Sure

>>727388843
Not today, Obi wan

Hello there

actually your a deep cover sith but i understand you may have lost yourself in your role

There is no emotion, there is peace.
There is no ignorance, there is knowledge.
There is no passion, there is serenity.
There is no chaos, there is harmony.
There is no death, there is the Force.

>>727388843
>offbyonekenobi.jpg

>>727388944
WINRAR

I WILL DOMINATE THE GALAXY AND WILL KILL THE ONLY BLACK JEDI. I am ... the chosen one!

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>>727386725

rollin, fuck the jedi though gonna walk the path of jolee bindo

>>727389069
not trips but i'll take it

>>727386725
Bet

Fuck the midichlorians

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My body is ready.

Am i ready to finally become a jedi? Ive been waiting my whole life for this

I like snakes

>>727386725
Fuck yo jedi shit i'm just a little bountyhunter

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Pls Quo Guy Gin I am jedi pls

>>727386725
Psshh, nothin' personnel, but I don't hang with no jedi

Dude my use of the force is mediocre, i can barely lift this oreo to my mouth

>>727386725
I HATE YOU!!!

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Ey lmao

>>727386725
Very well, Qui Gon

I'm too old, no ?

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>>727386725

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Use the force, kek

>>727386725
Who the fuck needs midoclorians when you got a big dick?

>>727388950
there is a faggot

>>727390268
oh shit

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Bow before me.

>>727390311
sweet im a jedi

>>727386725
Jedi's are fags

>>727386725
I just want to fuck as many alien girls as possible before dying from spaceAIDS

>>727386725
bullshit, you are op

>>727386725
I hate sand. checks these mad trips!

>>727390344
dubs don't lie, fag.

>>727390475
Fuck that, I'll just be a sith.

I sense much fag in you!>>727390561

You do not know the power of the Dark Side.

>>727390681
All you got were singles, you don't sense shit.

Submitting midis

>>727386725
The ultimate being, I have finally arrived

>>727390777
ANAKIN-SANE!

Pls see my chlories'

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>>727386725
I think star wars is retarded, but still:

Train me, oh wise one

Allow me.

>>727386725
Nig

forget it. threads over. no one is gonna go past 7trips

im here

Die nigger sith

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>>727391219
I guess not

I don't think I have any midichlorians.

>>727386725
I thought your cult died out

>>727390116
9gag, kys

I make a perfect jedi, I already do not possess any emotions

>>727386725
When are we gonna start passing midichlorians like heroin?

Hi, I'm Mark

I am one with the force and the force is one with me

>>727386725
check em

>>727386725
Yeah okay

>>727386725
jedi bitch, i leik the dark side

xD qui gone jack