docfag here, giving out free medical advice until my porn finishes

>>727350649
My left testicle hurts on occasions. I feel through the pain but sometimes it just knocks me on my ass sometimes and it hurts to even stand

Second i get this headaches that just come it go, its like im being stabbed and sometimes when it happens i stutter when talking and sometimes i even wince and have to concentrate on what im talking to continue

Why are you still pushing vaccines when it is statistically less dangerous to risk the diseases (measles isn't even a disease as proven by a biologist recently, look it up)

stop helping poison babies you fucking cuck

y o u a r e b r a i n w a s h e d

>>727350649
this anon is giving me a headache from being grossly retarded, how to get opiates

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why is breakfast the most important meal of the day

>>727350649

ok so post a timestamp of your book or something that makes this even remotely believable or this becomes a spider man thread

>>727351687

>balls hurt
it could be testicular torsion, epididymitis (infected ballsack), or even cancer. I'd go get an ultrasound. I've heard that if you're lucky you can get a qt to rub your balls with the ultrasound probe

>headaches
what part of your head does it affect? my first thoughts are migraine or cluster headache

>>727351884
its statistically less risk because non-retards who got vaccinated provide herd immunity to hippie libshit progeny that dont get vaccinated. i couldnt care less though, go ahead and let your kid get infertile from mumps or someshit

>>727352039
buy it from tyrone the dealer. the DEA is cracking down hard on docs that over prescribe opiates now

>>727352296
idk im not a nutritionist

>>727352452
spiderman this thread up, fag

>>727350649
>keep in mind i never study
Haha! Fucking troll...

What is the proper amount of sharpies to put in your pooper for here to prove you're not a faggot?

>>727352296
Because you stayed 8 hours without any sugar in your body, and the food you eat whe you wake up will be more likely to help you through the day

>>727352841
>Balls

Hmm Alright I may possibly look into that

>Headache

It's mostly random places not just one area

I've got some seriously bad jock itch. How do I not have jock itch anymore?

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Can you tell me what this is exactly?

>>727353282
Not OP but looks like brown recluse bites

My penis is curved. And after jerking off, it always hurts. I mean i don't even jerk off that hard. Is it a sign of peyronie ?

>>727350649
you sound like a terrible doctor; thanks anyway

Op, how old are you? And how were your classes, they gave you deseases and you research the rest or the classic "high school" method? First semester med student here.

>>727353282
do you really have to post that every fucking day?

>>727353152
That's a 7th grade explanation, you fucking idiot.

>>727353282
Nigga that's herpes

>>727353495
What makes you think I have?

Remember to eat ten buckets of tendies before bed so your poop jug can be nice and warm in the morning

>>727353282
You got a STD nigger

>>727353282
Some type of dick disease, nah but it definitly is a STD, stop buttfucking sleazy cigarette whores you meet in bars, it's obvious you don't wash it either after you do that.

>>727353533
Better than nothing you cunt, give a better explanation the, at least i learned something at 7th grade

>>727353495
He's a STD infested Redneck what do you expect.

Hey doctor what do you think ? >>727353392

>>727353177

the severity of the headaches you're describing actually kinda concern me. i'd go see a doctor that can properly examine you

>>727353247
over the counter tinactin
keep your balls dry and clean
if that doesnt work then try cortisone cream

>>727353282
does it hurt? do you get discharge from your dick?

>>727353392
yeah it could be Peyronie's. They have a new pill for it now i think

>>727353430
bye fag

>>727353474
im 29
classes were boring
med school is all about self-study and taking the initiative to learn about stuff

>>727353282
Quit fucking faggot's in the asshole bareback you gay white nigga

>>727350649
Man I m a medfag too, first year tho. I have this fucking clench on my stomach which is pretty constant everytime I eat, and it connects to my fucking spine nerves even on my head. When I drank urea for a breath test I felt good. Also proton pump inhibitors don't do shit. And I just feel good with a gel type thingy witch kinda suppresses the syntomps. Any thought?

>>727353768
No need to spout your education accomplishments on the internet, Anon. I get it, you passed 7th grade, and 8th just didn't work out, it's alright. I'll give one that's simple enough for everyone to understand: when you sleep, your whole body, organs, brain activity, etc slow down. These bodily functions can be quickstarted easier with fluids and nutrients in the morning, now sugary cornflakes and no liquids are not as good as say a full breakfast and some oj or some shit, but that's a general jist

>>727354002
Nigga you a fake docta get cho retarded ass out of here.

>>727350649
Yo why do I get a headache after having only one drink? Used to not be a problem but now I can't even enjoy a beer without hurting.

>>727350649
I think I have (or had) a wart on on my toe. I bought a freezing kit from the pharmacy and after using it, the dead bit on top fell off but there's still a bump. Will it go away or should I use the freezing kit again?

>>727354189
Blowtorch works better I'm not a doctor but I pretend to be one on 4Chan /B

>>727354002
Gay

How do I get rid of pre cum? It happens when I'm like super horny. My thought is That it was caused by excessive maturbation so i stopped doing it so much.

>>727353564
You speak from experience?

>>727354101

you have stomach pain that radiates to your spine and head? haha wtf
since you're a 1st year, just type up an HPI like you would any other patient so i dont have to ask you questions

>>727354189
it should be fine, it just needs to heal up. Unless you just froze off the dead skin on top, then you shouldve scraped it off before you froze.

>>727354276
i eat ass

>>727354285
sounds like you're getting old

>>727354600
if you start doing cocaine then it stops you from pre-cumming

>>727350649

MS3-MD program here.

are you PGY, or done with residency/fellowshit

>>727354002
Well i guess i should just go in then thanks for something i guess

>>727354002
>>727354716
Sounds good doc, hey question since you're a medfag, what's the best pill to abuse for euphoric stim effects? Methylphenidate nasal was fun at first and beyond coke euphoric for like a hour and two but I'd feel like death for the rest of the day, booze went pretty good with it too and increased the euphoria and duration but I'd feel worse for like 3 days after. Any suggestions?

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Im admittedly a drinker and a couch potato (just a little bit over the bmi chart for overweight) and lately my scalp, face arms and legs tingle (like your legs asleep)
The fuck?

Im going to the dr in the morining so i'd like to see if you can guess

>>727354716
I'm 22 lol

>>727350649
I laughed too hard at this pic

>>727355148
Actually not even kidding, sounds like sort of like diabeties

>>727350649
>>727350649
Why are you still breathing?

>>727354928

done with residency in a few months. Feels good man

>>727354999
watch it be a fucking aneurysm that was a few days from bursting, you ungrateful faggot

>>727355134
idk, just buy weed

>>727355148
sounds like the 'beetus

>>727354716
I m not American. What's an HPI? Also. My ipothesis is a hiatal hernia.

How many vaginas have u seen in your role? Oldest? Youngest? What did the best one look like? What was worst one?

can't feel my right leg.

>>727355318
I already smoke weed fagola, how is that gonna get me stim effects
2/10 advice

My tinnitus is killing me. What do?

>>727350649
Does high metabolism last forever doc? It's hard as hell to gain significant amounts of weight even when I eat extreme amounts of food. My father is 54 now and he is also very skinny. Is there any hope for me?

>>727355318

Residency in what?
Id love to find one of my residents are here (I know you wouldnt say, neither would I)

>>727355475
Try kratom. I loved that shit for a good few months

>>727355445
Try using your own hand to feel your right leg.
Fucking moron

>>727355250
He should taste his blood

>>727355318
>calling me ungrateful after I said thanks

Okay?

My gf keeps telling me that if I go to bed right after eating, that it's bad for my appendix. Any truth to that?

I burned my index finger with a glue gun because some of the glue got on my finger, it doesn't hurt but the spot where it happened is annoying because when I type it constantly stings. Any way of getting rid of the stinging? Also how long does it last?

>>727355728
Ungrateful faggot

>>727355694
taste like iron

>>727355786
Stick the finger in your ass and let nature work its magic

>>727355819
Ungrateful faggot

When my mouth is dry it tastes like there's blood in my mouth, but goes away when I drink water. Normal?

>>727355334

History of Present Illness, aka what the fuck is going on symptom-wise and your history

>>727355364
i've seen countless vaginas from 1 second old to 105 years old

>>727355445
walk it off

>>727355475
idk buy cocaine

>>727355528
no cure for tinnitis. Just have a fan running in the background or put on headphones and listen to some soothing white noise like ocean waves or someshit

>>727355537
nope, metab slows down as you get older.
you have your thyroid checked? could be that. also, could be HIV

>>727355553
family med. are you implying you're an academic attending? nice

>>727355766
your gf is a retard now post her tits

>>727355912
Will do, thanks doc. Want pictures with that?

>>727355821
Sweet iron if he have diabetes, or is it his urine? Don't remember, but i think both of taste sweet if you have it

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>>727355565
Any other ideas, cause already covered that

>>727350649
trick question OP- max number of refills can be prescribed on a C3 drug?

>>727356004
Yeah. Im the esteemed co-chair of a prestigious academic ENT program.

>>727355134
Start poopsmoking tbqh fam

How can I stop feelings of derealization and disassociation?

>>727355786

it's not infected is it? just put a bandaid on it, the sting will go away once that shit heals, dont worry its not permanent

>>727355983
no thats not normal

>>727356291
You don't

>>727356004
How old was the best looking vagina? What were the circumstances of u seeing it? Do women ever get wet when you're looking at it?

>>727355957
Ungrateful faggot

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>>727356004
I ain't posting hers, but I'll for something for the answer

>>727356047
The sooner the better

>>727356450
Ungrateful faggot

>>727356096
like i said getting test tomorrow, i'd rather have the beatus then blood clots or brain cancer or some shit.

>>727356464
>porn in high quality and beautiful scenery

Is it even porn at this point?

>>727353282
It is a dick.

>>727352841
had hydrocele (fluid accumulation around ball)
qt putting ultrasound probe to balls is real

>>727356524
Ungrateful faggot

>>727356719
Ungrateful faggot

>>727350649
How do I become self confident and not socially awkward?

>>727355819
>>727355957
>>727356450
>>727356524
kek

>>727356748
Ungrateful faggot

>>727356223
uh, zero?

>>727356261
no way, how old are you?

>>727356291
stop doing drugs, i dunno

>>727356344
20 year old korean chick for a routine female exam. I still fap to the thought
I have about a 50% rate of getting women wet during my exam. Unfortunately they're the type of women you don't want to see get wet for you

>>727356701
greentext that shit faggot

>>727356753
cognitive behavioral therapy, cardio, lifting heavy weights

>>727356825
ungrateful faggot

>>727356004
Man I have this shit from 3 years it kinda makes my left side of the head numb, can't sleep, always drowsy and my stomach hurts. At first It was subtle, then i felt depressed for a whole year and did nothing because I thought I was turning stupid or some shit. Then I found out urea was making me feel better. And I tried to do a gastroscopy, but I m not used to big rodes in my mouth so I couldn't.
HPI includes:
Being fat
Having some disc protrusion
A self diagnosed varicocele
..Other than that I must say I ve taken lots of lysine salt during the past years because of mononucleosis

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>>727356666
Also holy quads

>>727356666
dem quads tho

>>727356825
Ungrateful faggot

>>727356961
C3 can only have up to 5 refills. OP is not a doctor, get rekted lol

>>727356961
Also dont do my shit im the one who says it back you fuck

>>727356961
Ungrateful faggot

>>727357194
Ungrateful faggot

>>727357308
Ungrateful faggot

>>727357308
Ungrateful faggot

>>727357360
Stop your shit i do it you ungrateful faggot

>>727356611
Yeah, but it would be cooler if i convinced you to drink your own urine and post it here

>>727357253
no u

If you suspect you're a product of incest, how would you go about verifying it? I have a lot of the signs.

>>727356961
That sounds like a great puss.. can u greentext story? Do u do something to purposely get them wet? Any story where there was sexual tension or allusions of sex?

>>727350649
Would you fuck one of your patients?

>>727357437
no u

>>727356980

have you considered you could be somatazising? that history is bananas, med student

>>727357198
source

>>727357425
this. Piss is sterile just do it

>>727357360
Ungrateful faggot

>>727357359
Ungrateful faggot

>>727357556
Fuck off this is my joke

>>727357580
Ungrateful faggot

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>>727357512

I have like pressure in my groin. It feels like i need to piss or it feels like im pushing witb my penis. Like something on the inside. Not my balls or dick but like the middle of it farther in.

>>727356464
Those are some nice fucking tits and grassland

I'm double jointed in the knees, so I dunno if that affects this issue but. I sometimes feel like in my joints something "slips out of place" Not like a cramp, but like a rubber band in a machine slipped out and it wont work. I can't move my leg without it hurting. But then it randomly will pop into place after a minute or two. Or trying to stretch it out as much as possible lile a cramp

>>727357597
Ungrateful faggot

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>>727357652

>>727357516

"Schedules III and IV controlled substances may be refilled if authorized on the prescription. However, the prescription may only be refilled up to five times within six months after the date of issue. After five refills or after six months, whichever occurs first, a new prescription is required."

https://www.deadiversion.usdoj.gov/pubs/manuals/pharm2/pharm_content.htm

fucking baited like a bitch lol

>>727357619
Ungrateful faggot

>>727357760
Ungrateful faggot

>>727357597
Fuck off this is my joke

>>727357791
Ungrateful faggot

>>727357841
Ungrateful faggot

>>727357831
Fuck off this is my joke

>>727357803
Ungrateful faggot

For about 3 years the underside of my dick has had this red patch that sometimes, when moist after a while starts to become sticky. It also is like this weird smell that is unidentifiable. It's very neutral smelling but distinct. Its obviously some sort of infection I think and it hasn't spread or shrunken in the past 3 years, any thoughts?

>>727357867
Ungrateful faggot

>>727357871
Ungrateful faggot

>>727357870
Fuck off this is my joke

>>727357933
Fuck off this is my joke

>>727350649
>docfag here

in other words you're a first year undergrad failing your anatomy class who says he's premed

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>>727357781

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>>727358052

Does a herniated disc in neck and subsequent nerve pain ever heal? Been strengthening for 1.5 years and still in chronic pain..

My whole life I have only pooped once a week. They always come out nicely. My friend, who goes once a day, said they look just like his, only slightly bigger. Can science explain this?

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dropped my hammer on my toe while doing house repairs, there's no pain so i didn't think anything of it, but since you're giving advice

>>727357487
Weirdo

I love how the thread turned, this exact running gag used to about way more alot YEARS back when moot was still here

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>>727358184
Get a nail or thumbtack and twist it over the area with blood. Once you spin it for a bit it will poke through and relieve the pressure.

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>>727358088

>>727357516
Everyone tells me this. What about my reaction to medicines though?

>>727358399
i don't feel any and it isn't bulging, but I'll try it anyway

>>727357479

only a geneticist can do that. Or you can ask your parents if they're related

>>727357487
greentext which story? the korean? it was nothing special, she just showed up and i examined her tits and pussy.
I dont do anything to get them wet, no. Like i said, 99% of my patients are unfuckable monsters.

>>727357656
could be something with your bladder. how long has this been going on?

>>727357738
you probably need physical therapy directed at your patella

>>727357788
good for you faggot how about you let me eat your ass

>>727357890
jesus whats with all these dick questions?
sounds like a yeast infection on your cock. You can use monostat. Seriously.

>>727358112
you probably need a professional physical therapist to check it out. There's also the surgical option but personally i wouldnt let anybody touch my cervical spine

>>727358125
?

>>727358184
heat up a paperclip or a tack with a lighter and CAREFULLY pop a hole in the nail over the bruise to relieve the pressure. Its optional though, or you can just let it heal by itself

>>727358184
not a doc but i fell down and my toe looked about like that, if there isn't any pain, leave it be, it'll grow out. drilling into it could cause infections.just wear socks if you're self conscious

>>727357788
Pharmacyfag here.

To be fair, a lot of new MDs are retarded and try to call in C2s over the phone and shit.

>>727357803
Ungrateful faggot

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>>727358429

>>727358749
Ungrateful faggot

>>727357913
Ungrateful faggot

>>727358184
>>727358704
its just dried blood

>>727358399
>>727358678
>>727358704
thanks anons

>>727358847
Ungrateful faggot

>>727358678
>?
How is a weeks worth of poop only slightly bigger than a days?