Hello /b/ You anon's need to find me a way to kill myself

>>727322051
What object do you have in there ?

Yeah but they left you the pencil.
B8

>>727322051
Slam the door on your neck.

why do you wanna kill yourself and if you are would you at least consider doing something fun

Electric shit you can still shock the shit out of yourself

>>727322300
Bed sheets clothes shoes a pillow that's about it

>>727322051
If you have a thin metallic object and a electrical outlet you can electrocute yourself

>>727322390
It's a pen fgt

>>727322683
I'm open to ideas anon sure

Use phone, call cops, Say there is a shooter, pretend to be a shooter, Suicide by cop.


That's a dickish was though.

Just rip your dick off and let yourself bleed out

>>727322708
Can't do much with that, maybe strangling yourself but it's difficult

ian

>>727322696
I'm not an electrician I don't know there's nothing metal in here

Rip your throat.

>>727322809
I'm pretty sure I could tie a noose but there's no where to hang it

Livestream yourself burning your house down

>>727322819
Nope

go skydiving or wing diving and go alone without an instructor. just don't pull the string if you want to die. and if you change your mind, the parachute is always there.

>>727322958
It's not my house u dumb fuk I'm in a psychiatric hospital

>>727322708
Make your clothes and or bedsheet into something to hang yourself with. Hang yourself from the door. If you can't, you could probably just strangle yourself with the noose made from the clothes or bedsheet

>>727323032
I'm sanctioned in here I cannot leave

try suffocating yourself, but I wouldn't advice anything else

>>727322953
Try to tie it to your bed.

There is no elec. outlet near you ?

>>727323072
There's a sensor on top of the door when something is on it an alarm sounds

>>727323130
How?

How do you have a phone with you?

>>727322051
At least sell your shit and take a cheap ass vacation to Thailand

I have a few places to recommend to the average farang

so why do you wanna kys

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pen(s) up nostril(s)

bash face against wall/desk/bed frame/floor

inshallah, akhi

>>727323165
Break the alarm and electrocute yourself with the red and blue cables

>>727323036
Psychiatric hospitals don't give you access to your phone.

>>727323152
Anon how do you expect me to hang of my bed?

>>727322051
Generally during the early times, women who were captured and didn't want to be raped would bite off their own tongues and die that way.

Are you man enough to do it?

>>727323209
Idk

Don't kill yourself. You're white. The earth needs your superior DNA.

>>727323209
This OP, don't tell me you shoved it up your ass..

twist the bed into a rope and tie it around your neck to the point where you cant breathe, tie it like 5 or six times tightly after that so even if you decided to live you couldnt untie in time.

>>727323285
Nope

>>727322696
>>727322797
>>727322809
>>727322865
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>>727323130
>>727323152
Fuck these edgy faggots who know nothing of loss.

Do something with your life that you're passionate about, OP

>>727323270
with great difficulty

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>>727323096
Are you in a bed?
Remove the mattres and jump, try to hit the back of your head when you fall, if you succeed you'll kill yourself instantly.

>>727323188
Well simply strangling yourself with your arms or just don't breath

>>727323302
OP if you have your phone on you, ya better start writing down ideas quick. They might already know your doing this and could be coming to confiscate it

>>727323402
Nooo....

>>727322719
That wouldn't kill you. I was a retarded kid and stuck a key in the wall socket and it just gave a bit of a shock.

>>727322051
Is your whole family dead? If not, why are you an asshole?

Stop being a fucking pussy. Jesus Christ don't you think we'd all like to take the easy way out? I don't give a fuck what you've been through or why you feel so desperate you want to end your life. Get off your fucking phone and change meds or have them zap your ass until you feel better. So sick of suicidal faggots like you who are unwilling to receive the help you're being given.

>>727323474
>op is asking how to kill himself
>we're the edgy ones
oke bud

>>727323474
No passion for anything open to ideas supportive anon

no one mentined shoelaces.... mfw

>>727323270
tie a cord-thing to your handle bar and drop from your bed. Put some weight on your bed.

>>727322051
H O L D Y O U R B R E A T H E !!!

>>727323474
You people are the problem with the world today.
If op is too weak to fucking live, a thing that some people accidentally do, he might be in his fucking right to just end himself.

>>727322051
Haha, you're so stupid you don't know how to kill yourself! I'd norms tell you to neck yourself but you're just too stupid.

>>727323520
Shit gotta go fast

op just remember if you fail you could fuck up your body and they'll put you away

>>727322732
Stab yourself in the jugular

>>727323527
You didn't linked the holes, that's why. Where do you live and what's your power supply ? (in Volt)

>>727323577
#keemstarexposed

The fact youre in a hospital shows someone cares about you. The fact that you were captured shows you dont have the guts.. this thread is bait. And op is a homosexual.

>>727323663
Was that a sonic meme or are you serious?

If I was suicidal or had a terminal illness I would go down in style, I wouldn't just slit my wrist or hang myself... fuckin boring

>>727323577
Bro. This is what happens when someone needs help. If any of the guys suggesting methods of suicide were in the same boat I would want to help them too.

Break pen, drink ink. It'll kill you in 2 hours.

>>727323521
Then you're lying. You wouldn't have your phone otherwise.

>>727323755
Cuntfirmed

>>727323490
this

Or try to find a step and land your neck on it

>>727323762
Perhaps

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>>727323555
Trips speaks truth, stop being a faggot.

Aside from that be a little ingenuitive. Take pen, stab the next guy who comes and checks on you in the neck, and then try to stab the cop that comes to arrest you. He'll shoot you and it will be over with relatively quickly.

>>727323596
No passion for ANYTHING? I know you're deeply depressed and distraught right now and that makes it difficult to think of anything positive, but surely you must have something in your life that you're interested in on a good day?

>>727323727
Canada and idk the volts. I'm not an electrician and its never been something I needed to know.

>>727323635
(You)

>>727323769
Yeah I'm waiting for 'exotic' plans I'm not hearing any

>>727323909
It's the United Kingdom no fucker has guns here americfag

>>727323916
It's hard to take anything up in here or even think of anything

>>727323940
Pretend to be fine til you get out and then go full God Bless America (movie about a guy who finds out he is going to die and goes on a killing spree) or something like that.

>>727322051

so what anon, we all want to kill ourselves. the world needs the next big ass war to start, why not at least do your part to start that?

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>>727323940
Not that guy but sneak into a butcher shop, take a bunch of sleeping pills and sleep in the meat grinder. Have a hidden camera set up and in your suicide note (not to be read until a year after death) disclose camera location and the world sees a video of you getting ground. Pretty dope.

If not, hammer a bullet into your skull. Fuck guns.

>>727322051
I'm seeing a light fitting on the ceiling... there'll be wires behind it if you can get up there.
Hang yourself or fry yourself with them.

>>727323940
shoelaces, metal from bed spring. tie shoelaces around neck,sharpmetal against your neck with a pulley like knot. tug on strings. metal will dig in and rip neck off. bend metal over and over till break sharp.

>>727324164
I'm not too surprised. I know a couple people who have been to psychiatric institutions and they both told me that they couldn't wait to get the fuck out. Don't do anything drastic just because you're temporarily unhappy, okay?

>>727324072
Brits are such dumb faggots. Start yelling and praising ISIS after you stab him and then take a hostage. You'll probably end up dead by the end of the exchange, no?

dont kill your self just dont you retard

Is that an open door in the background? What's in there other than the bed,bedsheets,and clothes?

Pen might have a spring of metal inside, could connect it to two holes in electrical socket

>>727324499
Cured.jpg

>>727324289
lol you're not very observant

>>727324521
It's locked everything needs a special key to open in here

Make sure you want to do this. I know exactly where you are. If you have some kind of antidepressant or anxiety medication, ask for it and they'll give it to you at bedtime. When you take it, Hide it under your tounge, go to your room, and put it in a sock. Do this enough nights and you should have enough to overdose. Say your prayers and lie in bed. Good luck, And I'm sorry your life plummeted so that this seems like the only way out. I'm not judging you.

>>727324694
No metal spring in bed it's a weird type of fire resistant mattress

>>727324710

thats exactly what ive thought haha

>>727324923
Are you being monitored?

>>727324994
Really?? Where am I mysterious anon?

>>727324994
Yes all day all night

like I said suffocating yourself always works without any tools and is also the most peaceful way

>>727324995
Not in the bed, inside your pen. If it's a clicky type, it will have a metal spring. It'll be too thin to properly zap you though, and you're in the uk so you'll nee something else to shove in the earth slot first to open the shutters on the live pins. It's really a very safe socket design. If you decide to live you could learn all about it.

>>727322051
You have child hands

>>727325066
Yes all the time anon

>>727325129
How teach me young one

>>727324917
So that bulby, light-fitting looking thing in the foreground isn't a light?

If you say so.

>>727325170
Hmmm

>>727325129
You can't suffocate yourself without mechanical help, your hands relax when you pass out.

>>727325170
First person to notice anon good job

>>727324923
> its locked

I dunno man... that door looks pretty open to me.

>>727323727
it's something like 240V in canada, I routinely work on my house's electric system without turning anything off, a jolt here or there doesn't do shit

What kind of phone do you have Op?

>>727322051
Build a time machine.Let the whole world travel into the future by 100 years.You are dead.

Love someone who doesn't love you back..

>>727325474
IPhone 3gs ofc :D

>>727325084
In a temporary suicidal phase. You're probably young, you're probably miserable, you're probably seeking attention by trying to kill yourself. You're not going to prove anything except that you're a weak and worthless human being and that the world is probably better of without you.
But surely you can get over it and find things in life you enjoy doing, may it be games, drugs, meeting people or lurking 4chan, there are plenty of options better than death. Look, if you had, one shot, or one opportunity, to seize everything you ever wanted. In one moment... Would you capture it, or just let it slip? His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy, there's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti.

>>727325567
Acomplished many times anon I got that thing in order dw

>>727325650
Nice speech

>>727325443
Canada is 120V, which is why a zap isn't that bad. 240V knocks you flat.

>>727325650
Moralfag alert

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>>727325650

Op. Break your phone screen.(hopefully you have a large,sharp piece of it). If you do, slit your neck with the piece of the screen.(probably won't work)

>>727326168
Ever broken a phone anon? The screen is glued together and to the LCD, can't get any sharp pieces out of that without a knife and a hairdryer.

>>727325296
Do you reckon OP has a ladder at his disposal?

Fuck off faggot.
You stay here and suffer like the rest of us.

So many fags and cowards here kek

>>727322051
Lift bed, put neck under bed leg, slam down. Don't fuck up or you'll just reduce your miserable existence to a miserable paralysed existence.

Honestly if you are that dedicated bite your veins open with your teeth, painful but it works.

Most people on Earth try to leave something behind... some do it through art, some through business, some through family... myself, I might not go down in history but I'll go down on your mom.
But that's not the point. What are you gonna leave behind? The pathetic image of a kid seeking attention?
Grow up

>>727322051
car escape + vaccume tube + closed windows=the result you want

>>727325313
my family somehow managed to then?

>>727322051
Dont do it OP! There's so much in life to live for! look deep inside of yourself, do you truly believe that you cant go on - any family, friends, hobbies, schooling, sites, places, things, that you have not experienced?

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>>727322051
your only hope is a strip of fabric. Hang yourself with your underwear off the doorknob...dignity shouldnt be an issue here.

>>727327726
explain to me how any of that will matter considering how humans are fucked no matter what. Heat death makes all that shit irrelevant to my personal suffering while im here able to leave something behind/

Do you have anything that could in any universe look like some kind of blunt weapon? If so (and you're a yank)
>phone police
>say there's someone with a weapon
>wait for police to reach your room
>rush them with an object
>shot dead
>no one will know cause you aren't a nigger

>>727328720
The only certain thing in life is... death. Why rush it? Life... bad or good, it's the only thing you have

Do you have long hair?
If not, grow it and when long pull it and make a rope to hang your self or a thread to slit your wrists if you have thin hair

>>727323245
what the fuck niqqa

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>>727328983
so whats your view on right to die? Pic related.

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>>727322051
Fake and gay

Old age

>>727323909
what if the police just manages to stop him without a gun? you have a brain or just listen to niggers say acab?

Stay with your head in front of knob of a closed door.
Call for help very loudly.
Tense up in place.
Position feet pressing the shut.
Wait for person to force the door open and hope the knob hits your head hard enough.

>>727329425
go blackface? idk where OP lives though...

>>727329186
I guess people, or rather adults (should be at least 20 years old, maybe more) should have the right to end their lives. I personally don't the point in that, I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all.

Grow long feet, they are tougher than hand, nails and aim for the jugular.

>get a cup full of water
>insert nose inside it
>breath in deeply

It takes only one spoon of water in the lungs to die from dry drowning.