I'm killing myself today. This isn't me asking for

Don't do it. Sell all your stuff and trip round the world, you've got nothing to lose. Adventure man. Oh, also if you kill yourself you'll have karma to pay in the next life...

>>727313959
God loves you

File: have a drink.gif (516KB, 400x221px) Image search: [Google]

516KB, 400x221px

>>727313959
u r asking for attention
kys faggot

>>727314133
Appreciate it. But like I've said, I alreadt made up my mind

>>727313959
door knob would probably hold your weight. Just loop it around your neck and put it on the knob, then lower yourself until you're getting choked out by the belt

>>727313959
>this isn't me asking for attention
>goes to make a thread ASKING for methods

idiot

>>727313959
>I'm killing myself today. This isn't me asking for attention,

stopped reading there, although I did take the time to type this
gratz dude

STREAM IT!

File: bday-24.jpg (317KB, 1200x1200px)

317KB, 1200x1200px

Hey man. I can read your mind. Here goes:
>im such a faggot
>small penis around 4" erect
>acne scaring won't ever heal
>no job nor education
>27 years old
>heavily overweight
>will never get a girlfriend
>dislike new wow patch
>time to die

Get some helium or Co2 and gas yourself.Painless death guaranteed.

Hanging with belt is retarded it will strangulate you and cause pain.
Hang yourself with a ropa that is about the same thickness as you tumb and jump down from a like 20 Inches so the thinner rope brakes your neck and you die instantly.

I hope you hang yourself as i sugested because i dont wanna read the same shitty post tomorow.

>>727314274
I'm really not. And i do plan to. Just need help. The only reason im posting here is because i dont expect as much people to try and save me due to the anonymity of the site.

>>727313959
Y tho

>>727314439
>>727314482
Small rope .. jump from a couple inches i gave you the perfect instruction.

You better lifestream it on kikebook or somewhere

>>727314482
then stop typing and just fucking do it
you already know how

So you finally decided to do it?

Jump in the australian lakes and hope a python or croc gets ya

>>727313959
do you have a car? gas is the way to go.

OP here. Ignore this thread. I've changed my mind. My mom finally agreed to get me the ps4 pro.

>>727313959
Hey guise I'm going on holiday tomorrow, don't try to talk me out of it I'm definitely going to do it but does anybody know where I can get a passport from? I have a drivers licence but I don't know where to get the plane one from. Please be don't be a dick and please don't try to talk me out of this.

>>727313959
nah the best thing to do is make sure it can go wrong but in a way that you'll still die if you do nothing, so that if you realise you fucked up and you still want to live you can pussy out

>>727313959
Kill urself faggot lmao

>>727313959
make sure its a designer belt, also go outside faggot theres probably trees

dont shoot urself cause then u cant have ur dmt trip . it will open ur third eye

>>727314133
I fucking hate this sunshine cliche. Do you really think anybody who is about to kill themselves has the mental energy to sell their stuff and 'start an adventure'? Idealistic bullshit, grow the fuck up.

File: hangy.jpg (223KB, 800x563px) Image search: [Google]

223KB, 800x563px

>>727314482
An other possibility would be to stab yourself in the aorta.

>>727313959
Timestamp or you're an attention seeking faggot

Give yourself an enema first.

>>727315009
I agree with you, the karma thing is also retarded

We going to get a livestream or not?

don't do it. I'll miss you OP <3

>>727313959
>>727313959
>>727314296

Hey OP,

do it like this grill here.
http://www.bestgore.com/suicide/young-girl-livestream-suicide-hanging-liveme-app/

Do not forget to stream it.

Why use a belt when you can just as easily shoot yourself? Or do you not own a gun?

>>727315009
Do you think some tourist hanging himself on a tourist spott for no reason would gett media coverage?

OP should go to the eifel tower and hang himself there or something

There's always you could jump off a freeway bridge and land in oncoming traffic

>>727314790
kek

think about how your family will carry this pain forever

>>727315307
There is no chance you are over the age of 18.

>>727315408
Don't do this OP this is an asshole move for everyone else.

Keked a bit

>>727315448
I hate our society for this, is his decision, they shouldn't care if he does this.

>>727315097
This motherfucker knows what's up.

>>727314713
Don't listen to that Australian fuck. His country can't even figure out the difference from degenerate behavior and straight niggers

Why would you kill yourself? So fuckin stupid. Just drive, don't stop, go wherever the fuck you want. Meet random strangers, live it uo for a week maybe a month. If you still want to die, then do it.

>>727315361
>that instant regret

>>727313959
if you're gonna kill yourself at least stream it or post pics of your death, OP.

wish you well

>>727315361
That just got my dick seriously hard. I feel like I just found out something about myself. Holy shit, man. Holy shit.

>>727315755
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvkbHIrrrvU

>>727316348
It's better with sound, see my link here >>727315248

>>727316295
>post pics of your death
>being literally this retarded

OP don't kill yourself it could be worse.

>>727313959
>please don't be a dick

Do you know where you are you fucking attention whoring piece of faggot shit. Just fuckin take a long walk off a short bridge.

You probably think i am a huge faggot now, but OP... please dont take your own life. There is love for you in this shothole of a world. Someone loves you. Someone will love you to the degree that you cant believe it. Please dont do it OP, i beg you. Wait it out, it will pass, it always does.

>>727316771
>taking this b8 this hard

I remember my first day on /b/

>>727313959
if your going to waste your life, go out doing something that will spark life into the world. Write a manifesto for a new type of world and send it through out the world and then end yourself to prove you cant abuse the system you have created

>>727316771
It's not hard if he livestreams himself you fucking idiot.

>>727313959
>asks for attention
kys for reals.

>>727314482
save you?

SEEKING ATTENTION

either your situation is bad enough to kill yourself or it isn't

if ur say ur gona do it fucking do it

if ur not dont fucking pretend you are

>>727313959
Do u have anything of value you can give me before you an hero?

File: stop it boner.jpg (23KB, 540x455px)

23KB, 540x455px

>>727316363

>>727315009
This guy gets it

If you really wanna go.
>get empty 2 liter bottle
>pour toliet cleaner in
>roll tin foil into BB sized pellets
>put in bottle, put hand over top shake then put in mouth
Shot is like a shotgun
https://youtu.be/oNho8obXKWo

>>727314482
If you seriously need help hanging yourself you really don't deserve to live. A 12 year old gril did it all by herself and even streamed it. Just jump infront of a train just in case you fuck it up, that way you'll actually die.

>>727315009
>killing yourself is part of growing up
lul

>>727317828
This guy is a samefagging little bitch.

>>727313959
jump/take vitamin pills (might work unless u throw up) jump infront of a highway. order a gun (silk road unless you can do it legally) and shoot up a school and then kill urself

You guys have no imagination. Rent a Uhaul and slam thar big bastard into a crackhouse.

>>727317888
There's no way to accurately direct the shrapnel into his mouth and then brain, fag.

>>727317888
https://youtu.be/Zs6NddXhRcc
Here's some more

>>727318419
This OP, then fill it with their crack and get high. Life is just like GTA didn't you know?

>>727317888
Checked the trips

Post pictures of your miserable life in anyway shape or form, i'll let you know if you should kill yourself or not (you could be over reacting)

i'll give you my honest opinion if you should or not

>>727317554
12 year olds don't get to tell people what to do

Stuffing yourself with some of those very strong painkillers and consuming H2(SO)4 will result in a quick, painless death. Hanging yourself can be unsuccesful, and if it isn't, the rest of your days are going to be spent in misery.

>>727318696
great job, that post deserves a fucking medal

cumsuck

you should kill yourself

>>727318285
Wrong

>>727318771
chances are big op throws up and calls an ambulance once the painkiller sett in.. Stepdad did this and ended up in hospital 0/10 bad suicide idea

File: 1490418466642.jpg (59KB, 500x667px)

59KB, 500x667px

Punch two holes in the ceiling on either side of the rafters. Pull the insulation down.
Tie your belt over that. It'll easily support your weight.

Do it right the first time. Don't fuck this up like you've done with everything else before today.

You dead yet pussy?

Stream it.

File: 1460495740370.jpg (200KB, 871x917px) Image search: [Google]

200KB, 871x917px

>>727313959
Cmon anon hangings too boring. You have to get creative with how you kill yourself. Shoot up a store or something and try to commit suicide by cop. Jump off a bridge in the funniest outfit possible. If you don't want to be real public try pic related. Make your favorite cocktail drink and add several parts CLR or some other nasty cleaning product. Show the world that even though you're a useless piece of shit in life, you can entertain us all in death.