>le 14yo me >dad's cousin (48) was into me >made

>>727300083
damn that's fucked up

>>727300083
Okay this was actually funny

>>727300083
Wow you're a cunt

>>727300083
>putting the pedo where he belongs
Good on you, anon!

I stick my finger up my ass when there's a shit in their to tickle my prostate. It feels awesome.

>>727300083
> family buy me apartment in Berlin to go to school
> drop out to find out what else I want to do.
> life since consists of weed, beer, vidya, mdma, cocaine and lots of escorts

>>727301087
kek did they find out
>>727300083
>I once fapped to sister's bra
>she found out
>gave me a solid beating
>cried
>she forgave me
>stole her panties
>stole her perfume
>fap to it everyday
>secretly wash it and perfume it
>fap and enjoy again

>>727302096
Nah they barely even bat an eye when I ask for more money outside my allowance

I've stolen hundreds of panties and bras from my close friends moms. I've broken into their houses, masturbated in their beds, came on their clothes, in their lotion, in their panties, etc.

>they're all milfs

>>727303123
Anyone from family??

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I'm dating a hebe mom with an incest fetish, it's the most fun relationship I've ever had. The sex is crazy.

We fantasize about teaching her 13yo daughter to be a good lil cock slut, had sex on her bed when she was away for the weekend, and she agreed to wearing her daughter's clothes during sex. She likes the thought of corrupting a teenage girl, gets off on it hard.

She was molested by her dad when she was around 10, fucked her up for a good long while, dealt with it by becoming a sex crazed monster who loves to get used as a fuck toy. It owns.

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You're a goddamn hero, Op.

>>727305349
so you gonna post pics when you two finally teach her?

also super jelly

>>727305732
I really doubt she'd allow any kind of recording device in the room if this happens

>>727300083
>le

stopped reading right there

>>727305816
do the right thing anon.
marry her and make more girls.

>>727301087
>> drop out to find out what else I want to do.

Damn it Ahmed, you're supposed to know what else you want to do THEN drop out to do it.

>>727306004
Marrying some usually leads to divorcing them, so our arrangement is fine as it is. Also I don't want any kids, the world is fucked enough already. Besides, we'd have to abort the boys and that'd suck.

>>727305349
sad, tBh

>>727305888
>le

stopped reading right there

>>727300083

evertime this thread appears I make multiple posts purporting to be "secrets" that are, in fact, completely fictitious.

>>727305349
semi-fresh pasta

>>727305349
This is pasta now?

>>727301087
>> family buy me apartment in Berlin
FUCK YOU

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>>727305349
dude moar

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>>727300083
>poked a hole in 2 sleeping capsules
>squeezed contents into a strawberry milk
>waiting for 1 pm.
>been edging for 4 days
It's going to feel great to drain my balls

jerked off with neosporin because i had a cut on my chafe

>>727307248
What exactly is your plan here anon..?

>>727306518
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>727307520
Someone i know has a half day today and I'm watching them around 1.

>>727300632
Try a vibrating egg with poo butt

>>727305349
> day old pasta
> next week it'll be stale

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> be working night sanitation at hospital
> usually left to ourselves in sections
> mop mop mop with the headphones in etc
> pay is slightly over minimum but easy enough work
> get assigned to morgue as part of my tasks
> kinda creepy for the first week or two
> eventually curiosity gets the better of me
> I want to see me some dead bodies
> I'm not stealing anything.. Just want to peek
> drawer coolers are locked
> I have access to office for cleaning though
> eventually identify correct key
> first few peeks are standard corpses
> it's a thrill to be in the grey zone of legality
> becomes habit whenever particularly bored in that department
> then it happens.. Why I'm making then post.
> Wed is usually slow so I do my thing
> this time though.. First slab has a girl on it
> maybe somewhere between 10 and 12
> curious what killed her.. Pull back cover
> no visible wounds.. Pre autopsy too
> a terrible dark feeling washes over me
> usually I don't mess with the bodies at all.. Pretty sure that is illegal
> I'm addicted to the thrill of being a rule breaker at this point though
> I touch her cold body.. I touch it everywhere I can without moving her
> try to slip a finger in her, but legs are closed
> do this for maybe a couple of minutes until risk feels too great
> return everything to normal and leave the morgue
> as I turn the corner I see the night security guard
> nod my head as I go to walk past
> "not so fast.. I want a wors with you."
> my heart rate spikes
> "before you say anything, let me finish. There is a security camera in the morgue. I've seen you peek at bodies before, and frankly couldn't care less. But what I JUST saw.. I don't want to fill out the paperwork for."
> I'm shaking now in full panic mode
> "I don't think this is a line of work you should be in.. If you come in tomorrow night, I'll have to file a report."
> then he leaves me there. I didn't speak.

Got fired next day over the phone.
Livin several states away now just in case.

>>727307652
pics

>>727307652
Who is that someone..? Alarm Bells ringing here! The fuck man think about what you're doing to another human being.

>>727307889
Fuuuck i hope this isn't pasta. I am going to start working at a big hospital soon and this is making me be even more wary.

>>727307889
dude...
gross.

>>727300083

so you're a faggot now? why aren't you dead? because faggots are much better dead than breaded

>>727307889
Stale pasta, nigga

>>727307889

you should an hero anon. or seek some serious fucking counseling.

>>727307652
What do you plan to do with them

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>>727307999
>Trips
I'll give you one from yesterday
>>727308028
Hey newfriend. Yeah i do think about it most of the time and I've done it before. Hasn't had any harm done to them (yet) and i don't plan on it. I'm not justifying what I'm doing but this is me.

>>727307889
Well at least you got to third base.

>be me.
>be in my teens.
>have sexual feelings for sister.
>make my moves.
>sister gets intredasted in sex.
>i fuck sister.
>cum buckets on her 12 stomach.
>the end

>>727308457
Hey i have those same exact headphones
>>727308509
>be me
Stopped reading right there

>>727308457
>and I've done it before

Greentext

>>727300083
I am Adolf Hitler's grandson. He met my grandmother after he fled Berlin.

>spending the night at a friends house when I was 8ish
>caught best friend being extended breastfed by his Mom
>he invited me to join
>recall her reading while both her tits were nursed from
>every time I went over there from ages 8 to 12, I nursed from her tits. Milk went dry randomly.
>friend was put into a Christian Placement School (?) and I didn't see him much after that
>rode my bike over there and sucked her tits and she helped me with my homework.
>also taught me how to kiss, do a manicure/pedicure, and paint fingernails/toenails
>tried to get into her pants as I got older but she denied me and said I'd have to graduate first.
>to her credit after I graduated at 17, she took my v-card.
>we fucked like rabbits from May to July and we didn't use protection even though I asked about the first few times
>found out she would be moving in late August to move in with friend to support him through college
>found out he was getting his Doctorate in for Medical Science
>last day before she was moving, we fucked one last time.
>I told her I would miss her
>she took my hand and put it on her stomach and said, "I'll have something to remember you by"
>she kissed my lips, said goodbye, got in her car, and left
>sat on the porchswing for a good bit of time to collect my thoughts because the only other woman in my life who was important to me just left and was pregnant with my child
>casually kept tabs over the months on her through friends Facebook/Myspace
>she ended up giving birth to a son
>during her pregnancy and after it she ignored my calls and means of contacting her
>one day I finally get through to talking to her

>>727308457
Hope their parents find out and bash your fucking head in.

>>727308802
>she said to never call or talk to her again unless I have an STD that I was unaware of
>kept casual tabs on her, my son, and friend through Facebook over the years.
>a few months ago I saw my son for the first time
>friend doesn't have any idea it's mine
>still very supportive of him getting his Medical Science degree.
>feel like shit about the fact he's unaware the child is mine, but I don't feel half as bad since I still nut to me nursing from her tits

I cannot see myself in a relationship with a woman because of how she groomed me in a sense. It's very difficult to move past such a huge part of my life. I almost always want to be Mommy'd in a relationship and wanting such a thing has warded off so many people in my life.

I've confessed to two people in my life but neither one believed me. I'm willing to bet she's still breastfeeding my son.

And for people asking why don't I talk to my friend about it? I feel that if I told him, it would ruin the things he has going on in his life. But then again, would it really matter if I did confess at this point?

>>727308700
I've greentexted in past threads and i don't have the time to at the moment. I'll either start up a thread or post on one of these similar of today.

>>727308896
Short version, then?

Me and my sister kissed and she gave me a blow job to but that was when we were kids we are grown-up now and we both have a significant other. Think she still remembers?

>>727308815
Yeah i hear that. Good thing whenever they open the gate it's incredibly loud

>>727307889
Old af.

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>>727308457
can i come over to play?

moar pls

>>727308986

i remember bro, and its cute you still refer to me as your sister - i stopped wearing girls clothes ages ago

My [m] girlfriend's ex-boyfriend and I have been having sexual and vaguely romantic feelings for each other for quite a while now and it kinda bothers me sometimes. I'm not sure if my gf knows the extent of my weird relationship with him.

>>727308968
>>726910363
>get called by gf's mon
>"hey anon little anon is has half a day today. Since your fat ass doesn't have a job can you watch her again?"
>feel a slight stir happen in my crotch
>"sure I can watch her again. Same time?"
>"yeah anon. See you tonight."
>pop a few sleeping pills from the sleeve in my desk into my pocket (pic related)
>drive to the grocery store and buy a small chocolate milk
>see goblin faced clerk i always see
>"just strawberry milk again?"
>pull wallet out and hand the clerk money with a smile
>"it's my favorite"
>drive to the house a half hour before little anon shows up
>look around for a thumb tack in the wall
>pull thumb tack from one of little anon's pictures
>slightly peel back the aluminium foil seal
>poke a hole in each end of the pill, squeeze the contents into the milk
>reseal carefully
>shake generously
>wait looking out the window with labored breathing
>finally see the school bus pull up
>little anon runs frantically up the sidewalk then to the front door
>"hey anon! open up!"
>open up the front door excitedly
>"little anon! How was school?"
>"fine"
>"got you some strawberry milk again. I bet you can't chug it like last time"
>her eyes light up
>"i still am a good chugger!"
>opens and pulls off the aluminum top while sipping away the bottles contents
>my hand on my crotch feeling it swell slightly
>"got any homework little anon?"
>"nope. Want to watch YouTube in my room?"
>"sure!"
>sit down on the floor next to her bed
>little anon lays on her bed blabbing about shitty Roblox videos
>her hyperness starts to fade little by little until eventually she starts nodding off
>i sit in silence for a good 5-10 minutes
>i look over and lightly tap her leg
>no response
>boner.jpg
>lightly touch her backside
>squeeze and cup
>this time feeling brave and decide to push my cock against her soft mouth
>looking out the window through the blinds every couple of minutes
>paranoid as fuck
Cont.

>>727308968
I had this on my clipboard. If i have time I'll post a shorter version of the next part.
>>727309138
Of course anon. Take turns?

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>be virgin fag who jerks off everyday
>finally turn 18
>go on Craigslist
>answer ad on two guys looking for small young teen
>get jerked off, sucked and massaged in the prostate for my birthday
>been doing this ever since
AMA anons

>>727309146
Who are you? Last Time I saw my sister I was digging her grave after I raped and killed her

>>727308509
dude u win
any pics

>>727302880
you're living the dream you fucking asshole, you still could stay at school tho.

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>>727309210
Forgot the pic

>be me

My chubby 13yo neighbor lets me fuck her ass in exchange for steam cards. Its always raw, and I always cum inside her ass.

>>727308089
>>727308173
>>727308309
>>727308462
>>727309070
May be old af.. but at least it's the OP of the original thread posting it. I finally got settled in another job. At another hospital no less. Kek

>>727309674
best greentext ive seen all day

>>727307889
never forget to check for cameras, idiots.

>>727309705
Yeah man that was pretty careless anon. At least it wasn't worse. Isn't there a law for like desecration of a corpse or something?
>>727309959
Always fucken this.

>>727309678
On a scale of 1-10 how far is she. And is she attractive.

Also, did you just ask to fuck her in the ass or did she offer?

>>727309210

Are you dead yet?

I hope you're dead now.

Shit man.

>>727310220
Nope still alive and kicking and counting down the hours pal.

>>727306518
You and every other shitposting cunt.

>>727310052
I got fired for looking at the corpses and using the key from the office drawer. The guard didn't report the touching it seems. Hope he never does.

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>>727307889
You fucking normalfag I read that greentext a long time ago don't even try to act like that's not a big piece of shit lie.

>>727309210
pls continue

>>727307889
Pasta you faggot

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>>727308856

>>727310336
u penetrate or nah?

>>727310638
Pretty much this here
>she wakes up. Scares me. Konks out again
>i try her mouth again and she keeps moving around
>i use her soft little hand on my swollen head
>cumfuckenbucketsonherandbed.jpg
Cleaned up then went back about my business.sorry for lack of detail.

>>727311029
Nope. Anything I've done has been over clothing. Well besides mouth recently. Not all the way but most of my head

>>727311235
well atleast ur not physicaly damaging her

>>727308986
*my sister and I
FTFY

>>727311235
gotta see what the ass and vagoo look / smell / taste like

>>727311422
>dubs
Well drugging her is a physical type of damage.

>>727311505
Yeah I've pushed my face into her ass on multiple occasions. Mouth watering

>>727311630
yea but not as bad as sexual damage

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>>727311422
Yet.

Anon will only escalate this until he's caught.

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>>727300083
when i was young i used to fondle my mother in her sleep

>>727307889
ah, yeah I remember your thread. Good to see you're still alive.

I still can't grasp why you thought there were no cameras though.

>>727311814
yup but we cant do shit about it
not that i agree with what he is doing

>>727300436
why? for dealing with a pedophile before he could make a move on a child and potentially ruin its and other peoples lives?

>>727311736
I never once thought about doing anything that will scar her mentally for life.
>>727311814
I just do enough to satiate my lust. Not like what I'm doing is right.
>>727312004
I don't agree with what I'm doing majority of the time either.

>>727311858
I didn't think there weren't any.. What I thought was nobody monitored them.
I had checked out bodies for months.
Anyhow.. The worst thing about this has turned out to be needing new furniture.
My p.o.s. little car couldn't pull a trailer if it tried. I couldn't afford a van either to reverse it and tow the car. I haven't seen any overtly positioned cameras at this hospital though. If I can sneak a peek into the security area some time to see if it's a covered area.. Maybe I'll try my luck again. Smaller hospital and town though.

>>727310808
Zardogz

>be me
>be friends with an attractive grill
>obtain her wifi password
>build a night-vision IP camera, hide it inside a TV
>let her borrow the TV for her bedroom and aim it at her bed
>watch a live stream from her bedroom for several weeks

>>727312187
If someone finds out, she'll know when she's older. What you've done is enough to scar her mentally, btw. Don't think otherwise.

>>727312302
She is always asleep and not once has she changed in behavior and is still flourishing in school.

>>727312399
Yeah but if she knows you've done that it will probably fuck her life up lmao.

>>727312082
Pedophile =/= Pedosexual

You lied and got an innocent man locked up because 14 y/o you saw everything as a sexual advance, you're going to hell, unlike him.

>>727312302
>>727312399
She'll recognize the aftertaste once her first boyfriend nuts in her mouth.

That'll get her thinking about the past.

>>727312399
how do u know parents?

>>727312480
Touchè. Which is why i keep her nice and asleep.
:^)

>>727312573
I'm not even OP dipshit, he's not so innocent if he enjoys seeing a 14 year old run about in boxers and have them sitting on his lap. Preemptive decision-making doesn't mean the cousin is a saint and he did nothing wrong, rather stopped the case before he did do anything wrong.

>>727312706
God you are fucking disgusting.

>>727312589
Hahaha!!! Thanks for that.
>>727312687
Gf's sister

>>727312742
I've been called worse and yup i know i am. Funny out of all the times I've been posting on these threads you're the first ti call me that. Good on you anon.

>>727303123
I used to do this... Cumming while laying on a womens bed smelling her panties or nylons is the best feeling in the world... Sometimes I would cum in her shampoo or lotion... Go back and see that she was using it. And do it all over over again.

>>727312779
jesus dude ur in some shit if anyone ever finds out, are u aware if what they do to pedos in jail? should consider hookers bro instead of kids

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>>727309210
You remind me of me.

> dating girl for a while
> meet her family etc.
> her mom lives in a basement suite
> moms bf is sketchy mofo
> few month's pass
> she's crying, angry, distraught
> mothers bf had been molesting her little sister
> had even begun raping her when opportunity presented itself
> her sister is 8
> mothers bf is m.i.a. with warrant out
> gf agrees to have little sister sleep over until he is caught and mom moves
> few weeks go by
> little sister sleeps like a brick because she's on melatonin in Nyquil
> can't sleep otherwise.
> gf asks if I can watch her alone over the weekend while she settles her mother in a town over
> "sure.. She's pretty self sufficient anyhow."
> terrible thoughts invade my mind Friday night
> I make noise, prod the girl, literally try to wake her up..
> won't wake up.. Best response is grunts and shifts
> Saturday night
> I made sure she had a bit extra of the sleep aides
> the rest.. I'm not saying.

I broke up with my gf shortly after.
Couldn't stand myself in her presence or seeing her family. May be the worst thing I've done.. But at least it's a secret thing.
Guys.. I had so much adrenalin going.
My cock was dripping like a coffee machine too.

> she fell asleep in an oversized shirt
> just slid it up to her shoulders
> perfect.. like a miniature model
> slightly tanned skin due to ethnic mixing
> absolutely no hair anywhere
> I had asked her to bath before bed and added coconut oil
> she was extra smooth
> after a few minutes of feeling around
> I parted her legs..then I parted her lips
> still the most perfect pussy I've ever seen
> my tongue eventually cramped up
> she never stirred from sleep though
> that was both a relief and a disappointment

>idiots gullible enough to believe everything posted on the internet let alone this ching chong chinese cartoon image board

>>727300083
I cum in my neighbors sandles almost weekly I have left a nice thick coat of cum on them... When she uses them when its hot out I can hear them sticking to the soles of her feet... Gets me hard just thinking about it.

>>727308457
nice shoe, also is that lube or just hand-sanitizer? either way fuckin weird to have next to your pc

>>727306220
>have to abort _only_ boys
why?

>>727312961
pics bro. pics.

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>>727312967
>ching chong chinese cartoon image board
>kek my sides

>>727309389
how/do you clean yourself out before meeting them? what with/how?

>>727313103
Hm, considering they'd have an already trained big sister then, she could teach the boys how to fuck. Yeah, abort on the abort.

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>>727312961
Cont.

> I had already been using my fingers
> pinky first up to index
> by the time my tongue had cramped she was ready
> I had thought ahead with that bath
> coconut oil as lube
> entering was slow and shallow
> bottomed out before our hips contacted
> I gently turned her over and spread her cheeks while slowly fucking her pussy
> started with my pinky again; this time on her ass
> when that was ready I slowly entered there too
> eventually got all the way inside after shifting her around a bit
> just stayed there flexing my pelvic muscles
> just about came
> pull out after dribbling precum in her ass
> wiped my cock down and turned her back over
> time to nut
> got on top of her and folded her legs up
> this time I was pumping faster
> she finally started to squirm a bit as I was thrusting deeply
> that was it.. I came so hard I could feel it erupt from her onto the bedsheets
> a moment of panic washed over me
> was she awake? No; but I should clean up quick
> I got a towel from the laundry and placed it under her ass
> I pressed and squeezed her tummy but the cum just kept flowing out
> eventually decided some warm water douching was needed
> I then fingered some numbing Preparation H into her ass for good measure
> after a quick shower I came back to the room
> she looked like a little angel that hadn't been touched
> being super horny still I jerked my cock in her mouth for a quick nut
> after cleaning that up too I tried to sleep

Eventually she woke up around noon.
Seemed disoriented. Not sure if it was because of the drugs or the assault.
Either way.. I took her out for frozen yogurt and the park. Got praised and blown by the gf for taking such good care of her sister. Have to admit.. When my gf was swallowing; I was replaying the events of the weekend.

>>727313401
Never took pics /b/ro.. Evidence is bad.

>>727313614
not pics of that pic of her no face

>>727312887
Yep I'm well aware. Which is why i am not going to be careless...or should fucken stop.
>>727312961
Yeah i don't know if i could ever go this far. Pg-13 stuff for me.
>>727313011
Thanks the shoes are comfy. Nah hand sanitizer i don't like using lube plus i like to keep my hands clean after handling anything.

>>727312967
> can't even racist correctly

Kek

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>>727313614

>>727314182
Welcome new friend

>>727301087
Most be nice to be spoiled