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So I jerked off maybe 3-4 times in the past 24 hours. My gf just

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So I jerked off maybe 3-4 times in the past 24 hours. My gf just texted me "surprise anon ill he over to you in a 4 hours get that cock ready" what do i do? Is there a way i can reset my penis.
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>>727298870
Viagra. Don't think you need a perscription either.
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>>727298870
no
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>>727298870
why did you jerkoff that much?
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>>727298870
http://rawattractionmagazine.com/how-to-eat-pussy/
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>>727298870
have her suck your dick and watch alot of porn before she comes over. u know your body better than anyone. FIO faggot
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>>727298870
Take a nap and eat something with protein
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drink lots of water, take a multivitamin you'll be fine
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holy shit I know that feel. good luck comforting her when she thinks you're not attracted to her anymore cause you couldn't finish.
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>>727298870
>still not being able to get it up
Pathetic
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>>727298870
I have to do at least this not to finish in 4 minutes. I jerk it at least twice before sex.
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>>727298870

fake sickness. Feel 100% in the morning and Get some morning sex
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>>727298870
get a cock ring. somehow get your self hard and put it on before she arrives. thank me later fam
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>>727298870
You can get hard again in 4 hours. Throw on some porn and drink some god damn electrolytes god damn it
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>>727298870

sauce?
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>>727298870
Eat a medium rare steak. Drink plenty of water. Tickle your nuts til you get it up. Then proceed to give that bitch The Dick Of DEATH!
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>>727298870
>get that cock ready"

Surprise her: just prepare a True Cock like pic related.
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>>727298919
>Viagra. Don't think you need a perscription either.
True. Walmart carries it for about $0.50 a pill.
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>>727298935
When the gf is away its the perfect time to just jerk off when ever the fuck you want
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Quickly sneak into your sisters room and steal one of her dirty panties. Sniff them with your eyes closed and imagine you're about to have sex with her for the first time and she's really wet for you
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>>727298870
cut it off fill with mayo then super glue it back on and you will be good to go for hours
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>>727299062
Haha so true
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you could just not be a pansy and just tell her. go down on her or some shit??
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>>727299062
Literally happened yesterday with the wife.
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>>727299368
>proceed to give that bitch The Dick Of DEATH

I dont know why I laughed as hard as I did at this.
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>>727298870
whe nshe come at your home told her "what think about me, at your service trying to make you feel good" and you try all your possible to make her feel good and in that way she will not discover that your jerking of 4 time in a day or she will not think that she does not excited you...
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>>727298870
>only cumming 4 times in 24h
>can't get it up anymore

Pathetic.
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>>727299062
If I jerk off the same day I have sex I'm rolling the dice whether or not Ill finish. One this is for sure, I'll go 30+ mins until she starts begging me to finish. That usually does the trick, but if it dont, I'm in for a long night with little sleep.
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Drink lots of milk
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>>727299370
It cost my friend $270 bucks for a bottle of like 10, sooo...
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Hell, I'd pump the shotgun 2 more times just to simmer down. Seriiusl, 4 times and you're knackered,
? I'd better take over, manlet.
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>>727298870

If you under the age of 40 and jerking off 3 times in 24 hours will somehow inhibit your ability to fuck your gf, you have bigger problems.

Go see a doctor
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>>727298870
>4 hours
Thats enough time dude. If you doubt, get some Viagra.
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>Serious answer
1. Exercise for one hour. I.e. dumbbell curls, pushups, pullups, interval sprints, etc.
2. Go to your local health & supplement store and buy one or more of the following: Maca, Horny Goat Weed or Muira Puama. Also Ginseng is pretty good for blood flow, and L-Arginine is good for hormonal control in large doses (i.e. 1500mg +) Take an A-Z multi vitamin while you are at it.
3. Eat at a few pieces of fruit, drink a cup of coffee 30min before (brush yo teeth, nignog) and have a good meal right now.
4. Meditate and relax, do not focus on this topic as-if you have an issue.

And most important:

5. Close /b/ and never return to 4chins. This place is shit.
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>>727299201
Ill do this
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>>727298870
Stop freaking out, watch a good movie, eat something, have a power nap.
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>>727298870

When i jerk off and it's not at night. Then I'll only edge and wont cum until i jerk off again at night to finally blow my load.

I do this so if my not so attractive wife says she actually wants to fuck, i'll be ready. And since i have a problem of actually getting off (see not so attractive) the edging helps me blow my load around the 15 minute mark.

The problem is when I cheat on her and she actually wants to mess around ... although that only happened once. But i made sure I just drank alot and passed out early. "made it up to her" the next day though.
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>>727300396
I can get hard it just hurts so bad
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>>727300890
second time now i can get hard my dick just hurts really bad. I jerked off back to back and edged too.
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>>727298870

hydrocortisone cream you cock right now to help with any achy skin. It will help trust me.

Then 30 minutes before she gets there, shower to get it off, and watch porn that usually gets you hard right away. don't touch ur cock until 5-10 minutes before she is going to there and get it hard.

Fuck her hard for me. Your welcome
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>>727301054
wat?

see a doctor
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>>727300914
seems like too much effort
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>>727300914
Lmao thanks man this is actually great
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>>727300976
stories of messing around?
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>>727301149

Oh that's an easy fix, stop being a fucking pussy.
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>>727301240

with my wife, or cheating?
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>>727301327

Pics of wife
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>having a gf and still having to jack off
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>>727299062
I made the mistake of jerking off both times before this girl I started dating came over. And could cum wither time. She's super self conscious now, but on the flip side she will do anything to make me cum now. Worked out well
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>>727301171
Not sure what part would take much effort...

>>727301201
No problem. Most of the supplements listed have a positive effect on your vitality, so it's a win-win either way.
And Muira Puama has a sensitivity enhancing effect, which is also pretty sweet. Be careful though not to overdo any of these substances as they can have powerful effects, or even retroactive effects in too high doses.
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All these faggots suggesting vigra
What are you, OP? A man or a faggot?
I get another boner after at least 15 mins (depends on how horny you are/intense stroking).

Anyways, viagra is for fags.

Take a shower (cold water) and watch some porn videos.
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>>727301366

no
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>>727301476
A man, my son.
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>>727300812
Then he's either paying way too much, or lying to you about him buying drugs.
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L-Argenine. About 3000mg will get that blood flowing.
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>>727298870

>get that cock ready

In what world does a GF say this.

OP's a faggot
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>>727302002
In a world where anon has poor hygiene I guess, just a nice way to make him remember showering.
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>>727300914
>Medicine cabinet loaded to the brim with Maca, Horny Goat Weed, Muira Puama, Ginseng, L-Arginine, and multi vitamin
>just to get in a fuck
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4 hours is lots of time Op. Eat some protein rich food, for me its usually oatmeal with peanut butter a glass o milk and a banana. Tak a cold shower, eat, get some rest.

Being in shape makes this not a issue.
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>>727301718
Wrong. You have no motherfucking clue what you're talking about. $230-$280 for a pack is the average.
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A little bit unrelated, but this works 100%. I cum buckets now.
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>>727303258
Bruh, in a few hours im going to cross the border and pay that amount but in MXN for a buttload of viagra. I like using it for recreational purposes.
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>>727302259
>taking advice out of context and adding your own perspective to it.

:')
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>>727298870
source of picture?
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