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If she is able to ride your dick for 20 minutes straight without

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If she is able to ride your dick for 20 minutes straight without you blowing your load, you will receive 250 thousand dollars.

Do you get paid /b/?
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Yes, but I'm 44 years old.
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Lol nope
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>>727296960
probably, I'm rarely able to cum within 45 minutes
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Not even close
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>>727296960
if i do it with a condom put on, yeah, i have a sensibility problem in my dick, cant feel shit with the condom on
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The only time i cant control it is if i havent had sex in a couple months. I think i could last pretty easy. If you make it thru 10 mins ur good.
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>>727296960
Depends. Is she putting my cock in her ass? Because if that's the case i will fail.
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>>727296960
no but i get laid :P
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>>727297032
Stfu faggot
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I haven't got laid in 10 years so I last 2 seconds
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>>727296960
yes because
>muh deathgrip
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>>727296960
yeah. my dick had a problem. it is senseless so i wouldn't feel anything.
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>>727296960
Depends how she sucked dick before hand
most likely
If I Snort some coke or pain pills
No problem
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>>727296960
yes, i have performance anxiety and can't cum without 30 minutes of stimulation
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>>727297113
pretty sure thats just called wearing a condom my man
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I wish I could cum that quick.
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>>727297234
really? but i mean, i cant nut if i wear the condom, do you have the same problem or its just normal?
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I'd bust within 5 minutes
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Nope but at least I got fucked
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I'd bust within 5 minutes
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>>727297362
Same problem here. I'm married so I don't have to worry about that shit anymore.
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>>727297390
anyone know her name?
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>>727297362
Yes. Most guys do when they're used to having sex raw. If I have to use a condom there's no point i trhing
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>>727297541
Paige turnah
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Vaginal, yes, paid. Anal.. depends on how rekt it is.
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I feel really bad for all you little kids saying you wouldn't make it.
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>>727297483
lucky you, i had a gf for 4 years, so she went on the pill, now that i am single again i have to wear the condom again, its fucking shitty but i wear it
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>>727297579

thanks, /b/ro
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No problem. I jerk off so much I'm completely desensitized.
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I'd probably cum. However I'd win either way since I got to fuck her.
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>>727297562
I suffer from extreme premature ejaculation unfortunately. I almost busted a nut while a girl was putting a condom on me
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>>727296960
Yes I would get paid.

When I have sex and it starts to feel like I'm gonna cum too soon, I think about my printer. The Epson Workforce 3640. I think about how frustrating it is to get it to operate, and it usually takes me completely out of the moment sexually. It's the least sexiest thing in the world. I can last for hours thinking about the Workforce.
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>>727296960
Already busted seeing the speakers built into the wall
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>>727297715
At least she was touching you. I had a buddy in college who busted his nut while approaching the pussy. Apparently the story was that she was waiting naked, doggystyle, and he walked toward her and busted cuz it was too sexy or something.
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>>727296960
Not even if i get a second try
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i would try my best of course
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>>727297715
HAHAHAHAHAHA SAD GUY
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>no fap day 2
Leave me alone, Satan
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Nasty face and lumpy ass coupled with the fact that its actually hard to cum in less than half an hour, can I get my 250 thousand in cash?
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>>727296960
Yep. My dick was mutilated at birth, so I would barely feel a thing.
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>>727298125
You are lucky man. Truly
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ITT: Virgins who think how hot an ass is has anything to do with how fast you cum.

Also, premature ejaculators.
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just think about Cat Jenner
every eime i think about something really ugly i retard my orgasm 5 to 10 minutes
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>>727296960
Easy tbh
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>>727297451
BRRRRAAAAPPPP
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>>727298294
I just picked a pornstar who knows how to ride!

I cum early regardless of how hot she is
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>>727298219
dude all it takes is jerking off at least once a day since youre like 10 and youre golden.
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>>727296960
Anyone who says they can't needs to be underage b&
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>>727296960
*gurgle gurgle*

*pfffsssss*

*rumble rumble*

...

*BRRRAAAAAAAAPPPPPPP!!!!!!
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TBH her pussy looks kind of loose
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>>727298580
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>>727298796
whats this picture mean
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>>727296960

No :(
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>>727296960
>tramp stamp
I don't.
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>>727296960
I'm gay.
Easiest $250,000 of my life.
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My erections don't go away after I bust, so I can still fuck her for as long as she wants to ride. Makes me harder and hornier fucking a pussy I just filled with cum.

Do I still get paid?
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>>727296960

No problem. I'd just concentrate on that horse face of hers
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>>727299229
I was just typing this
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>>727296960

Im sure I could do it multiple times and hit the million.
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>>727299229
Now now
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i have a legit problem with length, ive never cum from sex, and jacking off it takes me an hour or more. sucks because ive never known the pleasure of coming inside a pussy.

>mfw i get money but i have lost the ability to gain pleasure because dick is insensitive as fuck.
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>>727296960
yes as long as I always have a direct view of her face
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>>727297234
haha this post man, fuck I love you and this and all
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>>727296960
With or without condor?
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>>727299602
I dont see why having a bird of prey involved would affect anything
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I think if she just rode me and kept looking into my eyes id feel awkward and not bust a nut
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>>727296960
name?
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>>727299602
would you fuck a pornstar without condor?
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>>727299737
Idk man I'm not a porn afficionado maybe if she doesn't do blacks.
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>>727299674
Condors are vultures therefore scavengers
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>>727297722
>Epson Workforce 3640
Back in my day I used to think about this HP LaserJet 4 that I still believe would purposely fuck with me
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>>727299229
Hahahahaha
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>>727296960
Yeah, because I grip my dick super hard when I fap
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Fuckin easy i'll take cash
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>>727299805
you better buy some trojans
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>>727296960
of course not. look at that fucking ass. I'd blow well before the 20 minutes.
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Erase that 0 and then just maybe.
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>>727296960
>tattoo
nope

I only fuck girls who have self respect
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>>727300105
seen this scene it was so hot. her bbc scenes are so fun to watch.
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>>727296960
Hell yea. I can last hours. I think my shit fucked up or sumtin.
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>>727297722
kek
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>>727297827
that seems impossible
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>>727299408
>stop jacking off for 90
>profit

It's not that hard you fucking addict
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>>727297016

im 38. can confirm. whiskey dick wins 250k.
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>>727296960
If I keep staring at her face, probably.
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>>727297715

go for round two after.
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Not if I jacked off before she rides me.
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>>727296960
watch how porn is made it would ruin you

>they take pills
>they numb butthole for anal
>they stop rest and fuck for another angle camera shot
>they use extra small women and fishlens to make ass/dick bigger
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>>727296960
Its actually pretty hard for me to cum, I could do it no Problem. Girls love it, i hate it.
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>>727300211
>porn actress
>self respect
Come on, now.
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>>727296960
Yes, easy 250k
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>>727300211

will die virgin/10
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>>727296960
you can keep the money
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>>727301535
Same problem here my guy
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>>727301449

why do they need fish lenses?
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I never cum I'm always on drugs
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>>727301535
>GIRLS LOVE HIM FOR IT HE HATES HIMSELF BECAUSE OF IT. See how this dumb son of a bitch is fucking girls for hours. click link to find out
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>>727296960
Only if I had a condom on.
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>>727301716
To make everything look bigger and wider for closeups
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>>727301791
is there a documentary about the making of porn? want to watch.
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>>727301925
Links please
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>>727302023
http://www.ranker.com/list/best-documentaries-about-porn/ranker-film
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>>727298580
>>727298504
fucks sake
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>>727297016
39 and can confirm will get paid.
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I'm uncut, so it's out of the question. I'd probably cum within a few minutes. Moderate drunkness could probably help though.
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>can't even blow my load
winrar i guess
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>>727297715

Lucky guy, i almost bust a nut when a girl is passing on a street near me.
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>>727296960
Hahahahaha, Why the long face???? Girl's nose is so long she needs binoculars to see down it. If she looks back whilst I'm hittin from the behind she might knock me out. She doesnt need to ride dick, she could just ride her nose. Toucan sam follows her nose. hahahahahahahah If you could fuck this girl for 20 minutes without laughing you get paid. hahahahaha
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>>727302774
>I have a schnoz complex too
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>>727296960
Probably not, but hey at least I got to blow my load deep into a fat pussy
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>>727296960

As long as I keep thinking about all the negative aspects about myself, I'm sure I can do it.
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