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Can someone give me some tips on how to make my bro look cool?

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Can someone give me some tips on how to make my bro look cool? He's about to start middle school and I don't want him looking like a faggot anymore. when did you anons stop looking like faggots, if that's even possible.
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rude.
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Drop the angry birds shirt
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slay him
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>>727287829
M0WHAWK
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Who can say. Kids these days are so massively cringeworthy, you might actually be hurting his social standing by eliminating the faggotry.
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i must say, that this thread creator is shit. NO KIDS ARE FAGGOTs, UNTIL THEY LOSE THEY'RE INNOCENT TO THE INTERNET
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your bro looks dope. just drop the t shirt
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Ok thanks anon, I'll take his angry birds shirt right off. What about his hair? Any stylization that doesn't look like stringy noodle mops
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>>727287829
Fuck you pedo!
Reported!
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>>727287829
So, Jaden was your brother?
So, you're the bastard that send him over there?
So, you're the fucker that should be dead instead?

Go, be a hero somewhere else.
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>>727287829
Too soon man
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>>727287829

>Get a non feminine haircut
>Lose the Angry birds shirt
>Change his facial expression comes of as a little shithead attitude.
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>>727288036
Not OP, but i can feel your anger, your spelling shows
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>>727287829
put a dress on him
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>>727287829
Don't cut yourself on that edge kiddo.
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>>727287829
REPORTED
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>>727288184
That's not OPs brother, that little kid in pic was murdered by his neighbor.
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>>727288238
I'd fuck that hard over and over again
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>>727287829
Get the kid a dick pump so he can be the only kid in middle school with a 10" dick. Then teach him how to deal with women.
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>>727288304
Kraut muh?
Hello Captain Obvious!
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OP here. I don't have any scissors that I can find, but I do have this knife that I'm hoping can cut hair without it being awkward or too difficult.
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>>727287829
Nah he's already cool. They store bodies in coolers at the morgue to preserve them.
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>>727288381
Did they find this faggot yet
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i dont like how he uses pics of a muderer and a dead kid....
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I never stopped looking like a faggot
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>>727287829
would do
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>>727288304
did he rape as well?
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>>727287829
Give him a man bun and tommy hillfinger shit
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>>727288359
Hi random Internet autist.
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this is hilarious, gj op
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>>727287829
Ask Bandidos about this. And show them the pic. They help for sure.
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>>727288463
yes
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>>727288959
good, is he kill
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>See you Space cowboy
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get him
>trench coat
>fedora
>katana
>the complete works of richard dawkins
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OP here again. My bro and I have been experimenting with red hair die to give him a lavishing Mohawk for the new look. Kind of messy, but we're still having fun :)
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>>727289953
old meme
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>>727289953
>>727290128
WATCH OUT GUYS!
We've got a proper nigga here!
15 at least!
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You interfering with him is exactly what will make him uncool.

Assuming this is not a troll post, OP pic is exactly what would be considered "cool" my middleschoolers Today.

Source: Disney XD
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>>727288531
Yes you little shit. He posted his dingaling for us all to see.
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>>727287829
Let him go naked. Will not take much time and he will find many older friends.
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>>727287929
This
And suck his cock
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>>727290345
op's pic is that german kid that was murdered, just thought you should know
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Just take him to the nearest H&M, he can find a bunch of hipster type hypebeast clothes for sorta cheap. Also, he needs a new cut fo sho
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>>727287829
>When did you anons stop looking like faggots

Simple. Dont care about how u look, u get cool instantly.
Pic related, homeless brother sharp
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>>727287829

Drop the print shirts.
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>>727290537
That's awful.
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>>727290714
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Holy shit, first things first. Take his add to a Barber and cut that shit shot off his head, get him a 1 one the sides and a 3 or 4 on top with maybe a comb over cut. This way he can embrace his master Aryan race and stop looking like a faggot.
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I work at a school. OP pic is pretty much what kids feel is the epitome of coolness now.
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Wow OP you are actually the real faggot here by giving your brother a fucking red Mohawk . Get him a normal haircut you jackass, don't let him grow up to be a fag like you
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>>727289762
^ this so much. And OP I hope your dad comes home and beats the everliving fuck outta you for being such a faggot. You literally look like a bigger faggot than your brother
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Shave one side of his head, give him a flannel but make it a cool color like a purple and black or maybe blue and black. Try something simple for pants like black jeans. Give him a wallet with one of those chains and then slap some DC skate shoes on him. He should be good. Also throw some shit on his wrists, kids like wristbands for some reason
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>>727287829
I'd buttfuck
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Y'all niggas replying to a picture of a dead child
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>>727287829
Think your bro is cooler than you. You mad because of it
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>>727292296
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>>727292721
HA

GAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY
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>>727287829
Tell him to act like nothing bothers him everyone likes a calm and relaxed dude
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>>727287829
god, isn' this the German kid that got slaughter by one of /b/'s anons? Marcel, I think??
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>>727293155
Yes

Niggas actually thinking OP is legit
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>>727287829
He looks pretty cool to me already...
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>>727287829
Give him some eyebrows?
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>>727287829

If you care about looking like a faggot, you're a faggot.
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>>727293323

More info on this?
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>>727287829
No more themed shirts, nothing with giant logos or game shirts. That's jackets killing it though. Also, no neon.
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>>727293553
Marcel wanted to overcome the mental barrier that keeps him from killing people. For training purposes he chose a young boy for his first victim.

plus he chatted about that with a buddy of him vie ehatsapp. and the buddy later leaked the whatsapp here.

that's basically it.
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>>727293619
No bright or bold hair, nor anything bright and bold on him at all for that matter
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>>727291636
No, op do the opposite of this
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>>727293793

Huh ok thanks. Just saw that someone posted the images leaked. His friend seems like a fucking asshole not stopping him though.
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>>727294028
Fuck you at least make a suggestion then
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>>727287829

>>Flaming button up shirt
>>sun glasses
>>frosted tips
>>one way stop to flavortown
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>>727293323
What kind of cat is this?
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you fucking maggot,i smash you on a wall bastard.
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>>727289022
In jail
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>>727287829
Just deck the kid out in black, and tell him not to talk to anyone, with his head held down. I did that and I became the most feared/coolest kid in the entire school.
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>>727288463
>>727288959
Nope he stopped the hiding game by himself
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>>727287829
No angrybirds shit, modern haircut, only one colored clothing, no special designs and tell him to try to rap and ur ready to go
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Shave his head, get black trousers a red on white Supreme box logo shirt, tuck it in out on an oversized black belt and a black fisherman beanie and tell him not to talk to anyone
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makes are me sad that some fuck had to kill charlie and the chocolate factory
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>>727287829
>Can someone give me some tips on how to make my bro look cool? He's about to start middle school and I don't want him looking like a faggot anymore. when did you anons stop looking like faggots, if that's even possible.

Let him look like he wants and go to Karate vor any other martial arts place with him.
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>>727288238
Beat me to it

>>727288341
This
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>>727290617
Can concur, Hideo Kojima is looking pretty sharp in this pic.
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tattoo a fucking swasticka on his head, makes any fucking kid cool and not to be fucked with, he can get rid of it when hes older
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