It's my time to go. I've decided on using a Mossberg

Stop it faggot

Don't do it. you have a lot more to live for then you realize at this moment of feeling down, there are people who love you and if not for them just keep living for yourself. There is plenty of opportunity for happiness every single day you just have to seize them! I hope you have a nice day man

>>727275557
Under the chin aim more to the neck
YOU don't want to be a faggot who just now only has half a face

Stop being a faggot trying to please others and live your life however you want to

>>727275557
YouTube "birds hot watermelon" and tell me if it will work.

>>727275557
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0I6YfDGDOc4

Watch this and reconsider! Life is beautiful.

>>727275766
I agree with this

OP when are you gonna do it
can you livestream it

Had my best school friend kill himself recently.

Pretty sad, i dont recommend it.

Went to a spiritual class recently, was really good. Before i introduced myself, the speaker ask people if someone in the room new a person named "anon". To my surprise that was my friend. The host of the event told me a message, that "alex says hes sorry, and he wished he never did it... he wants to take it back and hes just so sorry".

Just be careful mate, always a better option than turning off the light

Don't do it!
You have so much to live for, so much potential! There are a million reasons to keep living even if its hard to see them sometimes, everyone gets down but you will experience happiness if you get past theses feelings! You can do this man i believe in you! There is just one reason to stop living and its not the way my friend, i really hope you change your mind and have a wonderful life and get everything out of it you have ever dreamt of :)

I thought we dont do an hero anymore around here.

>>727275557
Be a man one fucking time in your pathetic life and livestream how you shoot birdshot up your anus.... do it for us, for the internet, for everyone you ever loved, liked or had fun with, do it for all the lulz. You'd be a legend man. Someone your ppl could be proud off. Dont be a faggot, be a sweet prince... pls only this one time.

>>727275557
back of head and angel towards foramen magnum

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>>727275557
birdshot LMFAO bro you're gonna be braindead alright, but you're gonna be an even bigger waste of space than before, not to mention an even bigger burden on your family

go steal some fucking buckshot if you have to what the fuck does it matter? youre gonna blow your brain against the wall remember?

i'm now realizing this has got to be bait but i'm still gonna post this anyhow as a PSA

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>>727275557
If you really wanted to do it, you wouldn't be posting on here like a crybaby faggot.

please don't do it, it gets better from here on

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>>727275672
>>727275694
>>727275820
>>727275826
>>727275877
>>727275878
>>727275981
when did this place get so gay?

>>727275877
So you are an adult falling for cheap gypsy magic tricks? Use your brain man. There is no life after death you pathetic retard.

>sell me in my current state

nigger no shitty wal mart employee gives a shit about your state.

>>727275557
Death is a very permanent solution to a temporary problem. If you would have spent time trying to improve your life, instead of how to kill yourself best, you provably wouldn't be sucking on the business end of your Moss now would you?

>>727275877
Dubs, crazy spiritual anon...

You believe in spiritual stuff?

>>727276052
Maybe he has dildo in anus and it's stuck? Ever thought about that?

>>727276051
Okay flat earther

where is OP

>>727276124
Kys you're not funny

>>727276051
Not the same anon, but >>727275877 isn't about to blow his brain out. So if anything he isn't the pathetic retard.

Get help. This thread is just sick.

Kill yourself.

>>727276111
Trips man.

Yeah, to an extend i do. A few things have happened to me, stuff that i cant explain. A lot of people dont really believe it though- which is fine.

When unexpected things happen... you didn't expect them. Simple.
You have no idea what Life might throw at you.
You may feel like you can pretty much guess that Life has the rest of a bag of hard lemons to continue throwing at you.
Don't give in to being jaded and cynical about opportunities.
Fact is... you just don't know when something good and worthwhile will appear for and with you.
I say "Let it ride."
Don't puss out and be afraid of the next wave of experience.
No one asks you to be a hero.
Just live... or you won't be there at the same time as your greatest blessings.
Stay strong, but mostly... just stay.

>>727275877
Did you just walk in on the class randomly? Did you have to sign up? I don't doubt that looking into the history of their clients is beyond them.

PROTIPS
Suicide is a perm fix to a temp prob. why rush the natural order? But if you must blow your brains out : Put the barrel in your mouth, slightly angled so the barrel is pointed at the brain stem. Dont be a vegitable m8 there are fates worse than death.

Also be a bro and livestream it on like tinychat or something and let some people know so they can record it and you can go into the halls of online suicides and be immortalized. I know if I ever do myself in I will. Godspeed anon

>>727276217
Despite what some of these edge lords will tell you, there's nothing wrong with believing in the spiritual

>>727276169
>Not the same anon
Sure m9. You are even more pathetic than i thought.

I've only gotten one or two answers so far and I'm not interested in anything else posted.

Will a shot under the chin do it? I don't want to worry about jawbone getting in the way of birdshot.

The only reason I'm here is to make sure I'm not going to blow my face off and survive. How do I do this right? Will a 12 gauge with birdshot out in my mouth and aimed upwards at the back of my throat so it or not?

>>727276293
>>... just stay
That's really good.

>>727275557
Don't do it OP!

>>727276156
You kys, your retarded post is the cancer killing the internet.

>>727276217
tell us more. I been through shit. people don't believe and i dont tell anyone anymore. whats the point. I just hate when people ask questions when they are not open to the answers

>>727276359
What about the temple op?

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>>727276351
So bitter for no reason

>>727276359
If you're thinking about it too much then you really don't want to do it do you faggot? Quit wasting time and pull the trigger bitch boy.

>>727276359
read my comment ANON i just addressed this. like the barrel should beat the softer tissue at the back of the roof of your mouth . the brain stem is like in the center of your head behind your sinus

>2017
>suicide
KYS, faggot.

>>727275557
Try not to leave a mess for the emt's plz. Buy helium or wonder out in a cold forrest. Less cleaning or dont do it.. how bad it feels it can only gett better.

>>727276359
Will you show your mantits or gtfo bitch?

>>727276359
in the mouth, pointing to the upper back of the roof

also, do it alone, cause even if you do fuck up, you can bleed out
and you will probably get so fucking high off adrenaline and dopamine that you wont feel shit

>>727276313
I booked in, no details needed. Just tell them that you're booking a seat and pay on arrival. Thats what really got to me.

>>727276332
Yeah man i know. Spiritual stuff, religion and politics are stuff that i just dont bring up. Causes arguments and hostility.

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>>727276217
>Yeah to an extend i do
>To an extend
>An extend
>Extend

>>727275557

I dont wanna sound like a Jesus loving all–day bible reading cunt but remember that suicide is still very much a sin and that hell is really worse than anything you have ever experienced or thought even thought could ever be possible, because unlike on earth, there are no limits in hell

yall people dont need guns yall need a healthy dose of jesus

>>727276359
READ THIS ANON
>>727276318

LIVE STREAM IT IF YOU MUST

>>727276359
God just do it you attentionwhore, its a gun, its made for killing, whatever faggot state your in you wont still be in after shooting some part of your head

Kill yourself and stream it op, it's been awhile since we've been able to see some good ol' fashion an heros.

Don't be a fucking pussy and take the cowards way out. If you have problems, deal with it like a man.

>>727276512
there is no hell. proof or gtfo

>>727276512
Chances are that he doesn't believe, hence him getting last second suicide tips

Do it faggot, just put the cannon in your mouth and aim towards the brain, it's a shotgun you won't miss it.
Take a picture before you shoot >>727275557

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OP I used to be a loser that put a gun in his mouth, got interupted.

I work on space vehicles now and have more than a fair few guns. Stop being a faggot and take control. I still live with demons but they have to live the dream with me now.

please stream it op. i need more for my collection.

when the fuck did /b/ become such a faggoty place?

The old /b/ cheered suicide on, gtfo whiteknights, you're all terrible people.

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>>727276575
Prove that it doesn't exist. Checkmate atheists.

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>>727276359
No. Birdshot doesn't have the mass to guarantee death. You'll likely end up a complete vegetable. So just don't kill yourself, or even try to to kill yourself. Not worth it.

sup bros! dont mind me... im just passing by! im not identified with OP or something... not posting like willing OP to know that he is not alone, and we are many passing trough tough times... no because, not faggot, or something... just saying...

>>727276658
got links to this collection? I could use some fap material.

>>727276452
I can feel it with my tongue. That seems about right to me. Does anyone disagree with this? Please discuss.
To everyone else: No, I'm not doing it right this second. It'll be in the next day or two.

>>727276654
>spqce behivles
Shut up crackhead.

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>>727276658
Dump?

>>727275557
Use frag round

>>727276664
/b/ grew up with m00tykins

>>727276480
Yup. I almost died of bloodless once, not purposefully it was an accident. Wouldn't recommend it though. It's pretty shitty.

>>727275766
How is he gonna have half a face if the hole is gonna be made on the back of his head though? The front half of his head wouldn't be taking any of the actual shot unless it somehow ricochets of the back of the skull or something. Then again I don't really know firsthand how shotgun blasts affect people's faces so maybe I'm just retarded.

>>727276743
I miss my dear sweet mootypoot.

he made /b/ fun.

>>727275557
Birdshot wont work very well. Just turn your face into burger without going far enough to fully kill you. Making you the blind/deaf/mute man without a face that you so fear of becoming.

>>727276669
Kola Superdeep Borehole

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>>727276359
i wouldnt go under the chin

>>727276746
i almost died three times already. gunshot left me para. a few years later sepsis for uti. a few years after that an allergic reaction to an antibiotic for uti.

At this point im ready for it. It's scary but inevitable

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>>727276777

>>727275877
>Had my best school friend kill himself recently.
You made your best friend kill himself? That's pretty fucked up man.

>>727275557
quit being a faggot and go get some buckshot or slugs, then livestream

>>727276698
Lol... the preassure of a 12gauge firing in your mouth will make you lungs explode and your eyes pop out, even with blanks. Dont fucking lie on the internet.

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>>727276732
Enjoy being stuck on earth you pleb. God tier shit has arrived, sit the fuck down son.

>>727276856
And?

>>727276891
aw. you damn cuck.

>>727276406
What would you like to know? I have had people visit me and my fiance in the night. Not nice people either. Usually me (or my partner) hear footsteps walking into the room. Once, someone put their hands either side of my partners head and pressed down on the pillow, like they were leaning over them, just laughing in their face being really annoying. She felt the cover press down onto her etc like someone was there. Unable to really wake up. She ended up waking, just started crying and woke me up to tell me. It has happend to me also, but they dont touch me. Just stand there looking at me laughing or screaming.

Other than that iv lived in a few haunted areas. My boarding house at school was an ex mental asylum, which was rough at times. Random knocking on your door, noises and just flashes moving fast across the room. Nothing too hectic though. But when we all went home for the summer, the boarding master would hear people running upstairs slamming doors etc.Obviously no one is there, we have all hone home.

I live in Australia (quite rural) and there have been times where iv woken up to people (again). Our bedroom walls are mostly glass doors that can open up outside. One night i woke up and saw a really thin aboriginal man from the early days holding a spear looking into the bedroom. I knew it was a spirit or something. I turned over and rolled back 20min later and saw about 20 more people, all looking into the bedroom. Historically, the house we live in is roughly a 100 year old dance hall converted into a house, and our bedroom was where all the workers slept each night during the 1800's. i guess theyre just checking things out?

Im able to read tarot cards also, the more that i do them, the more weird shit tends to happen. Havent touched them in ages though. All that stuff happens when i start to practice reading cards. Weird hey

>>727276950
Are you autistic? A lot of people have survived shotgun blasts to the face or head. If I were to off myself I would use a .22 it has enough force to get into your skull but not enough to get out to it bounces around and makes your brain jelly.

>>727277014
Kill yourself and end it.

so op what makes you want to an hero?

>>727275557
http://www.americanspecialtyammo.com/12_Gauge.html

Go for dragons breath, go out with a sparkle.

In all seriousness, why you want to do it anon?

>>727276359
Just put the cannon in your mouth, raise it a bit to be with an angle towards your brain if you aren't sure about the angle take a mirror.
Don't pussy out, stream it and blow your fucking brain

>>727276899

kek

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>>727277006
Gotcha!

>>727277014
>my partner
Stopped reading there

>>727276048
This place is very gayyy af, wanna fuck??;)

Don't do it! Fuck that haters and go live your life.

>>727277103
:c

>>727276476
EMT's don't clean up the mess. Still a grizzly sight for people with an already hard job.

>>727277131
Shut the fuck up you god damned beaner.

Let the faggot kill himself.

>>727276570
>>727276658
>>727276935
>>727277089
LETRALLY THIS GODDMiT ANon

GODspEeD ANONE

>>727277005
No hell found. Hell is supposed to be below the surface of earth. Read the bible retard.

dont listen to the people telling you not to do it, you already everything they say is bullshit. just sleep it over, if you still feel the same tomorrow then fucking do it. thoughts change over some sleep. im not tell you to not do it, just with the information that has been given, it's best to do it the right way without surviving. in the end you'll be doing the world a favor (not in a dick way) but less humans is always good.

>>727277031
Not a 12gauge to the mouth you retard. These ppl shot from under their chin in the wrong angle.

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>>727275766
>>727275822
>>727275877
>>727275955
>>727276111
>>727276488
>>727276588
>>727276599
>>727276777
>>727276899
>>727277099
chkd

>>727277291
"but not in a dick way"

Get the fuck off my /b/ you fucking cancerous roody-poo

>>727275972
This guy has a point. No one who has successfully killed themselved is on here. Why would we know?

Fucking stream that shit OP!!! Don't be a faggot now..

>>727277226
>Actually, the Bible does not tell us where Hell is located. In2 Pet. 2:4, the statement, “cast them into hell,” has been translated by some as “cast down to hell,” but the Greek actually means, “cast into tartarus,” a place of torment and confinement.
Are you even trying?

DO IT, PUSSY DOOOOO IT NOW!

>>727277014
Soooo you have actual mental health issues that require therapy and medication. There are no spirits, there are no haunted houses, and you are seeing things that aren't there.

>>727277448
LIAR!!

>>727277292
I don't know people don't just shoot themselves in the heart. You might survive head or brain trauma and damage but you will bleed out so quickly if you mangle your heart.

>>727277448
Or he could kill himself and solve the issues right away!

I like that option.

DO ET FAGGOT

>>727277358
Point and laugh at this faggot who can't even remember details from his past lives on account of his spiritual retardation.

>>727277448
Thanks for the analysis.
How was your mums cooking tonight?
Keep in touch with yourself bro

>>727277559
Do me next faggot

I wish I had a shotgun to put in my mouth.

It seems like they are about $350 or so.

I have enough money it the bank. I was saving for a drum kit but things aren't getting better.

>>727275557
dont put it in your mouth. it will only blow your face away.

>>727275557
>Can anyone offer me some advice?
Don't do it with a firearm, just makes shit harder for others who want to be alive and have a firearm

>>727277559
My dad's cooking was p good. He made fajitas! I keep "in touch" with myself constantly bro, don't worry.

Doubles get, and he does it live streammm

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>>727277616
Buy a drum kit and bludgeon yourself to death with the drumsticks.

>>727277616
Dicks sporting goods sells shottys for $240.

>>727277598
Do you?
If youre talking about cards, then no. Whoever does it online without seeing the person etc is a fraud. You need to pick your own cards, i cant do it for you.

Live stream it faggot

Just do it op.

We need it

>>727277681
Reroll

pls op. kill thyself

op is kill

>>727275557
Put it in until it touches the roof of your mouth then angle the barrel backwards until the hard part of the roof starts to become soft. Bird shot should be fine. At point blank range, it will not disperse. If you are v worried then google how to make a wax shotgun shell. Go easy brother. Vaya con dios.

>>727277723
>implying i want any part of your gypsy magic
I wanted a pseudoaggressive comment

>>727277766
the doubles has spoken!

>>727277716
Can confirm just bought 2 last week. Mossberg maverick 88. Great shotgun for the money

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>>727275557
Post your self and your rifle with a timestamp for proof.
N.B.: No one escapes reverse image search

>>727275557
Hey OP, most people dont realize this but if you sever the brain stem and dont mush your brain as well then your body dies but your brain stays active for 5-30 minutes. youll be in the darkest place ever without any senses

>>727277787
OP is awake fapping to traps and smiling down upon this thread.

>>727275877
Motherfucker, how retarded can you get.... If this guy was really your good friend i would gave kicked this sorry ass host fomaking shilling on the memory of him... Stupid nigger

OP if you're gonna do it live stream it. /b/ hasn't had a good enough suicide thread in a while. let entertaining us be the last thing you do before you end your life

>>727275557
>advice
>wants to kill self
If you're actually going to blow your brains out you don't need advice, just ammo. My advice, KYS ASAP, pussies like you are wasting oxygen that is better suited for those of us who aren't scared of life. Also live steam that shit for the lulz.

>>727277709

I'd let you crush my skull with a hammer.

Drum sticks don't do much.

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>>727277980
I'm a weak spaghetti fuck. I'd probably give you a mild headache. Also I'm not really one for killing people.
>Pic unrelated

>>727275878
Fuck off pls, an hero is not a crime and you have no right to bitch about it

>>727275557
O.P its my time to go too
>to go to work
>i hate you for wasting our time

>>727276359
put it in your mouth and the angle it takes to fit in your mouth right and pull the trigger is the perfect angle for it to hit the brain stim. also bird shot scatters quickly so don't worry about missing. you got this bud.

If you are really going to kill yourself (we've all been there), you should spend a weekend doing whatever you want. Go do shrooms all day on Friday, go get smashed at a casino on Saturday, and go fuck some whores on Sunday. If you still want to kill yourself on Monday them go do it.

>>727275557
You should go out and buy some buckshot. I've got a 500 myself and wouldn't even consider using anything other than my buckshot to kill.

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>>727275878
>:)

:)

I can't believe this shit

>>727275557
Hey op can you just find the most disgusting human being you can and take him/her with you? Thx

>>727278119

I'm not OP but I have been in extreme depression for 4 months.

None of that shit matters. Fuck a casino, shrooms are gay, and fucking girls gets you HIV.

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>>727276899

>>727278074

shot patterns open up like an inch per yard or something... right out the barrel it's not going anywhere thanks to the shot cup. it's basically gonna be like a slug.

>>727276772
Shotgun won't blow a hole in the back of your head. Had a workmate try with one. He survived. Fucked his jaw. Lost a lot of teeth. Went blind in one eye. Wrecked his sinus. Had to survive through a tube and a tracheotomy for months and go through rehab and countless surgeries. Its a bad way to kill yourself if you fail.

>>727277366
>>727277655
>>727277766
Cheque'd.
k'd

>>727277920
Don't know what's so bad about that, least there won't be any pain. At worst you have a sleep paralysis-esque experience mixed into that sweet DMT trip you supposedly get before dying.

>>727278353
yep i know a dude who wears a painters mask everywhere. failed suicide what a fuckin newb

>>727278353

It has a 99% success rate.

A shotgun to the head is more likely to work than jumping under a train.

It's the way to do things.

>>727277366
The dubbs has spoken!!

>>727275557
>1) How can I make sure I angle the shotgun properly to hit my brain stem?

the mathematically proven way is sticking the Mossberg up your ass and then shout "aaaah what a pleasure!!" in front of a high resolution webcam streaming live on youtube.

>inb4 "bro, you gave me a great idea!"

>>727277920
Shoot towards mid lower brain for best results. Destroying the thalamus disintegrates all consciousness instantly

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>>727275557
Say hello to the future you OP

>>727277014
Carbon monoxide leak

Are you dead already op or what?

>>727277920
... True if ur brainstem shuts down due to stroke
..and not by being obliterated with a shotgun blast.

Hi this is Ian with forgotten weapons dot com.
I'm here to talk to you about this poor bastard shotgun.

>>727278257
Take your pills you retard

>>727278820
Kek

Thank you everyone. I'm confident I can get the job done now.


I wish you all happy lives with people you love.

>>727278257
I've been depressed for the past 3 years. Got kicked out of parents house when I was 20, got a place with my gf, failed out of college, and been depressed since. There has been times I wanted to kill myself. There's been times when I had 40 bucks to eat with for a week, and times where I had 10k in cash stashed in my freezer. When you realize life sucks and is depressing no matter what, you learn to man the fuck up. I have only known a few people In my life who killed themselves for good reason. One was a drug dealer who got caught and killed himself in jail.

http://www.buckslocalnews.com/news/twenty-arrested-in-large-scale-prescription-drug-ring-in-bucks/article_53d7b35b-f781-573f-8c2e-5b0713bc3bbf.html

The article doesn't say anything about him killing himself but he hung himself in jail after everyone ratted on him.

The other one lost her husband and 3 kids in a house fire. She took a bunch of pills and drove into a lake.

Every other person I know who an heroed was just overreacting to life's up and downs.

>>727277014
When you call out to the dead, such as a ouji board, tarot cards, or just doing it physically, you can't control who decides to answer

>>727275766
Dubs have spoken

post ur dead body pic soon pls

>>727279422
double dubbs have spoken
this must be a sign

>>727275557
Don't be a faggot. Use a 1911.

>>727275557
Jesus is real. Jesus is Lord. Your life is not your own. He came to take away your sin and whoever believes in him shall live.

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>>727277961
Fuck off, clearly their friendship wasn't that close or it would have helped give him a reason to live.

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>>727279718

Did op die?

>>727279290
I can eat for two weeks off $40 man $40 can go a long way right about now. Can you send me $40?

>>727275557
are u finally ded fagetron

Another sane man taken by the grips of this lefitst insane world.

Lots will probably be joining you soon brother.

Take care.

For guaranteed death, shoot yourself whilst standing on the edge of a high building. Basically impossible to survive

>>727276875
this!
try it on your neighbor before to make sure it works

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>>727275557
here you go

open up a shell and put in some larger metal balls

>>727275557
It doesn't really matter the shot wont leave hte wad for a while so the shot will be compacted and blow your brain out

>>727275557
Livestream it for us. Aim for the roof of your mouth.

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do the hooded man ritual first, I know it's 99% bullshit but I had a dream about it and I want to try it. https://theghostinmymachine.wordpress.com/2014/12/29/the-most-dangerous-games-the-hooded-man-ritual-black-cab-taxi-phone-call/

>>727281120
This is legit
Source : am dead

make a cutshell, easy way to make a slug

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3M46XVfVOU

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>>727280918
Brilliant.

>>727281120
This is very legit actually. Take note all you suicide fags.

Gayest fucking thread on /b/ right now.

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>>727275557
You'll be fine. Grats finally coming to a choice on such a difficult decision, it must have been hard. Sounds like you've done your reseach. Thanks for not being a douche and hurting anyone else on your way out.

See you on the other side my man.

>>727275557
look at all the fucking white knights itt.

Jesus Christ this board is all goddam newfags now.

you all need to fucking kill yourselves

every single one of you

OP
Track this guy down>>727276512

Test the birdshot on him

If it works, you're good to go. If it doesn't, well then I guess you're going to have to track down some buckshot.

>>727275557
Don't use a shotgun and if you're going to use it don't use birdshot. I've known 2 people that have survived attempts with a shotgun in the mouth. Now they are severely disfigured. Don't fuck it up

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>>727276359
Imagine a solid rod going through your head where your ear canals are

Point the barrel perfectly straight. Aim at an imaginary target that is in between the top half of your ears or, about an inch above the ear canals. Use a mirror to get the angle right. Shoot with your toes if you need to or a stick / rod

Imagine the barrel sticking out of your mouth an arrow pointing to that spot, look at yourself in a mirror while you aim.

12 gauge birdshot will absolutely do it

lmao this post is fake
Literally just image search the shit, you get taken to a video on youtube where a guy reviews the shotgun.

sdfgsgf sgfsfgf

>>727275557
>I've decided
You mean you got someone else on the internet to do your deciding for you, just like you're doing now?
Trouble deciding is literally clinical depression, go replace your useless willpower with a psychiatrist instead

>>727275557
>Don't do it.

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>>727275826
Did you just try to save someone with the fucking dango song anon?

>>727281848

i'm a newfag as of 2 weeks ago and it took me around 5 minutes to realize everything here is a crock of shit.

Nice screen grab from a video of a guy loading dummy rounds.

>>727275557
>birdshot
>failing at killing yourself

>>727275557
>Suicide
That's the last thing you should be thinking of :DDDD

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SAW THE BARREL, CONCEAL THAT SHIT, TAKE YOUR CANDY-ASS BIRDSHOT AND ATTACK THE FIRST NIGGER THAT COMES IN YOUR WAY
BONUS POINTS FOR BLACK COPS + YOU GET HANDGUN N AMMO