hey /b!
>be me
>be 21
>be on tinder
>come across a fake looking barbie girl
>swipe right
>match
>dickstartstotwich.jpg
>a bit of chatting
>she confesses she is a tranny
>dickreachesfullhardness.gif
>meet up with her for drinks
>warm weather, she's a 10/10 and wearing skimpy clothing
>enjoying my time hanging out with her
>make a joke about going back to mine
>she starts to blow me
>shitisgreat.png
>best blowjob of my life
>get a snapchat of her doing it and send to a friend
>picrelated
cont.?
Seems pretty boring dude
>>727275263
You have my attention.
>>727275339
ok, i'll stop
>>727275263
Proceed
>>727275263
go on...
porn repost
>>727275263
>she
>>727275263
That tranny is cute as fuck
>>727275263
so when will you spread your cheeks for him OP?
>>727275263
Keep goin sir
>>727275263
Do go on
>op is a fag
what else to the story even is there?
>>727276997
all the faggy details, fag.
>>727275263
If there are more pics just dump em don't need a story
Ignore all of these loosers.
Give me the full story OP.
Plus more pics please.
Nah pretty dull story, its not even real.
Dont finish it OP
>sage
nah fuckoff that's not a dude
>>727275263
So you're gay?
Sage
PLEASE continue
sorry guys, thought nobody was interested.
>>727278936
post more you faggot
>>727278984
can't be bothered because all you get is abuse.
no discussion, no eagerness, just fags and put downs.
forgot this place went so down hill
OP out!
>>727279024
don't be a bitch, I wanna hear the rest
>>727279061
nah, you're ok
>>727279082
fuck you
>>727279024
Good, stop there. We dont want your shit story.
>>727279131
I know you don't that's why I've stopped
>>727279173
Come on OP!
You're on /b/ you always post the story and your always gonna get shit. Stop being a special snowflake.
>>727279024
>>727279082
>>727279173
is it even possible to be this whiny and sensitive
>>727279312
ha! sorry i didn't mean it to come across that way.
I was just expecting the old /b ways of starting a thread, delivering win and getting a good circle jerk going. Now it's just newfags moaning about what you post. Just let the thread die and we will move on.
>>727279507
kek
do you know her well?
>>727279507
what happens when the makeup comes off
Well...this just got interesting...
>>727279563
Yup she used to be a full man
>>727279434
Or you can post for old /b/s sake...
>>727279173
khloerosejackson1
>>727279434
Well.. At the end op sucks tranni dick. End of the story
OP GET YOUR ASS BACK IN HERE!
>>727279024
Glad you got the message.
Please stay gone.
>>727275263
gtfo faggot
>>727279434
>didn't mean it to come across that way
You literally whined about "abuse" a few post earlier. Fuck you, don't come back.
>>727275263
How much was she/he?
>>727279646
Does it have a vagina
>>727279836
kek, calm down, you don't need to be in this thread
>>727279989
you don't need to be alive
>>727279879
Yup she had her dick cut off about a year ago, she's got fake tits and arse now too
>>727280129
I remember the days when the anger was at least funny... now we just have to deal with angry newfags like you
>>727280151
Well then that's kinda not gay
>>727280190
It is when you hear her voice, she tries to sound like a woman but it's so deep
>>727280291
she sucks a mean dick i tell you that
>>727280291
you'd think it would be possible now for some sort of vocal cord surgery
>>727280291
Stop calling him "her" faggot
>>727279646
>used to be
Kys fagget
>>727279024
What a little bitch.
>>727280343
I imagine you do too.
>>727280186
>angry newfags
Oh fuck off mate. You think this is anger? You actually think people get angry in these threads? No, they mostly just point out you're being a bitch.
Then again, you're the one acting like his little thread on /b/ should be a fucking safe space, so I don't even know why I'm surprised.
>>727280691
calm down, just take a deep breath next time you type
>>727275263
Giving a tranny a sporting try and not takin D from him/her.
Well played.
But who is the gay one? You for letting him/her suck you off? Or him/her for sucking you off?
Show us her dick op
>>727279024
Haha, you HAVE to be baiting, otherwise this is like the most cringey facebook girl tier attention craving neediness I have ever seen.
If it's not baiting, then all jokes aside, I think you might be a true homosexual.
Not a hetero who loves dickgirls like me.
>>727280797
So, what? Insisting I'm angry somehow makes you not an oversensitive cunt?
>>727280875
>Haha
newfags
>>727280875
He's not baiting. Just a common fagged out to fuck betakid
>>727280903
you seem pretty sensitive to me
>>727280950
You've just stopped making any sense whatsoever.
>first few posts negative
>start to whine about it
>people point and laugh at OP being a snowflake
>I'm too sensitive
Literally what?
I slept with a different tinder girl 3 days in a row so far this week. I just make up everything about myself, stuff I know girls want to hear.
Desperate faggots wanting to hear a story that never happened to OP and the picture isn't even related. It's a random pic from the internet. If you stupid niggers want to read porn go to literotica.
>>727281117
ok, i'm sorry for upsetting you
>>727281186
Is this your idea of trolling, or are you that retarded? Go back to tumblr, you're not making anyone mad, you're just full of cringe.
>better start to say calm down
>that'll make them mad
Fucking genius mate. No way anyone could see through that.
>>727280932
I've actually been here so long I don't need to use ancient dusty memes to try and fit in :)
>I'm one of you guise! TITS OR GTFO LULZ.
>Rules one and two newfag.
Too little detail in the OP and I've got work in the morning. I'm out of here.
>>727281364
Y u so mad bro?
>>727281364
It would seem cringey from him if it didn't appear to be working so well anon
>>727281364
but i don't use tumblr, sorry for the offence
>>727281545
Fuck off bro im not even mad
>>727280343
well since guys know how dicks work they are better at handjobs and I guess fags must be pretty good at bjs too. but still gay is gay no matter how much surgery was done to him
>>727281679
ok, sorry
>>727281491
>>727281545
>>727281562
Tell me, are you visualizing that? Some neckbeard slowly getting angry at a computer screen cause you keep typing it?
God damn this board disappoints me sometimes. Anyway, I'm out. I hope you're proud of your "trolling" skills, Anon.
>>727281779
off to anger management?
>>727275263
OP why are you such a fag
>>727281936
i like getting my dick sucked
doesn't really matter to me if it's a girl or someone who used to be a dude, it feels good
i know this makes me a fag
>>727282065
What makes you a fag is that you didnt finish the story
>>727275263
Fag
>>727277191
Loser* fag
>>727282065
>I know it makes me a fag
Then stop getting butt hurt when people call you what you are. I'm black & get called nigger on here at least 30 times an hour. Especially in /pol/ but who cares it's fuckin 4chan. So grow some balls or ask your tranny bitch to give you his old ones, & get the fuck over it.
Also, dubs
>chekm
I'm assuming this story was fake and OP has no intent to finish it
>>727280807
They're both fags
I think real transgender people are men who had their dicks cut off, I would fuck Her(after cutting it, they deserve the pronoun 100%), if not - and they are that hot, a blowjob is fine, pretty good, as long as you don't see that dick, you can make yourself believe it's a woman.
>>727282560
It's still a mans throat mind legs & body. Putting a Mercedes engine in a ford doesn't make it a Mercedes. Shit is gay man I'm sorry
Thread has only one dubs.
Gotta fix that
>>727279024
U fag
>>727282662
Well, when looking like that (OP pic), I think they're fine, no?
>>727282662
That's going more philosophical than it should be, hit the ground
>>727282806
No. OP even said his voice is still deep like a fucking man. Unless you're gay that alone would turn you off
>>727282905
Oh shit, no no no, it can't talk like a bro, I'm out of it.
>>727282864
Facts are facts. Be gay if you want but don't try & convince us straight up gay shit isn't gay
>>727282905
I'm op, I never said she sounded like a man
>>727282998
Facts are different from philosophy.
You should use facts more and win any argument, just the tip- a tip*
Killed my boner faggot, drink some bleach nigger.
>>727283093
Fuck, someone did. In a direct reply to how he talks
>>727283093
Then I would tap that wholeheartedly. No dicks, feminine, it's 100% fine, could marry if that hot.
>>727283180
there are other people in here who know who she is
>>727283094
You're actually autistic. Keep driveling in your homosexual fantasies. Goodbye retard
>>727283281
Am I autistic because I said facts are different from philosophy? Kek
That was good, thanks and fuck you faggot
>>727280875
kekkkkkkkkkkkkk
>>727275263
Sex is sex. If you feel at all guilty, don't. I have always wanted to have sex with someone who is more attractive than me, and--unless you are a 10/10 yourself--that sounds exactly like what you did. Good job! I'm jealous.
I came here for tranny pics and just saw a bunch of fags arguing. I'm not sure which is gayer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6AzEhTlKeg&feature=youtu.be
I mean, if there's no dick, you're fine.
Counterargument for replies:
If it's born a woman but had a dick? (If it was possible to transfer such organs)
>>727279272
Yes, this is the one place on the Internet where people are going to call you a faggot, no matter what. If you need love and support...Metafilter is thataway --->
>>727283652
It's the fags arguing. Nobody cares about what upsets you. As Jay-Z famously said: "What you eat don't make me shit!"
>>727275263
Is OP not gonna show us the benis?
>>727283812
Before surgery?
>>727283853
She got the dick removal surgery?
>>727275263
Moar
>>727283893
Yeah
>>727279024
please go and stay out
>>727283987
>used to be a guy
>even harder
>she doesn't have benis
Nigga u stupid?
>>727280875
>Not a hetero who loves dickgirls like me
Lol!
>>727275263
>>>727279646
>Does it have a vagina
>it
Fucking kek
>>727282281
>I'm black
nigger