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I have a sharpie and I'm bored, 18 decides what I do with

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I have a sharpie and I'm bored, 18 decides what I do with it Be creative, and I can't kms with it
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>>727272806
>I can't kms with it
Not with that attitude you can't
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up the urethra it goes
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draw a swastika on ur cock
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Hit us up with that sharpie in the pooper
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>>727272806
Sharpie in pooper
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eat it
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write timestamp and stick the timestamp in pooper. upload pic
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>>727273219
close!
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>>727272806
Write me a short mesage which involves the word faggot please.
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i want you to give it a hug anon :)
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>>727272806
Draw your entire dick black.
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>>727273219
rolling for this
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>>727272806
pull out the felt and chew on it for an hour
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stick it in your ass with marker point up with no cap
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>>727273105
this
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>>727272806
slit your cheeks and pretend to be the joker! pleeeeaase!!
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fill in the whites of your eyes
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Fuck it
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>>727272806
Write "I'm a faggot on the wall".
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>>727272806
You don't simply come to /b and announce you have a sharpie unless you've already got plans to put it in your pooper.
>Don't play coy. It's unseemly.
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>>727272806
Ink up your whole body starting with your face, until you run out of ink.
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>>727273419
holy fuck, almost
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>>727273350
this
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>>727273374
roll
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swallow it
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>>727272806
stuck it in pee hole
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>>727273447
reroll
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eat it
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its a sharpie, the history tells itself
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>>727272806
Draw me a gf that will love and care for me
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Put it away with the rest of your pens and go to bed.
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>>727272806
Leave a note for your mother you love her, and make her dinner
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Heat it up in the microwave until its dripping plastic, then in the pooper it goes.
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>>727273465
>Ink up your whole body starting with your face, until you run out of ink.
reroll Also when you run out of ink, stick it in ya poopah
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in the pooper it goes
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write on a dry erase board with it. that'll really piss off the kids.
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swallow
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Write your name on all the food in the fridge.
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>>727273105
roll
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Swallow it
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>>727272806
Kys with it.
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>>727273466
Satan
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>>727273444

Check'd
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swallow it boi
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>>727273584
>Ink up your whole body starting with your face, until you run out of ink. Also when you run out of ink, stick it in ya poopah
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>>727272806
Ram it up your nose. Entirely. The whole thing. Cap first.
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Shove in your pee hole fag
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Delete this thread.
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old classic: sharpie in pooper
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>>727273653
>>Ink up your whole body starting with your face, until you run out of ink. Also when you run out of ink, stick it in ya poopah
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>>727273444
this
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sharpie in peehole.
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Obligatory sharpie in pooper
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>>727273693
>>>Ink up your whole body starting with your face, until you run out of ink. Also when you run out of ink, stick it in ya poopah
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>>727273714
roll
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Put it in your anus then lick it
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rob a bank
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sharpie puncture right ear drum
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>>727273728
>>>>Ink up your whole body starting with your face, until you run out of ink. Also when you run out of ink, stick it in ya poopah
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eat it nigger
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>>727273761
>>>>>Ink up your whole body starting with your face, until you run out of ink. Also when you run out of ink, stick it in ya poopah
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>>727273219
roll
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>>727273105
roll
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>>727273761
this
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Go outside and draw incorrect/faulty swastikas on your neighbors home and sidewalk
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swallow it hard
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reroll
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>>727272806
Draw a dick on your dick inside the drawing of that dick.
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>>>>>Ink up your whole body starting with your face, until you run out of ink. Also when you run out of ink, stick it in ya poopah
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>>727273819
hmmm close
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handwrite War and Peace word for word and dont use the bathroom until its done
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>>727273743
roll
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write a letter to your crush telling them you want to rape them. then mail it
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>>727273850
>>>>>>Ink up your whole body starting with your face, until you run out of ink. Also when you run out of ink, stick it in ya poopah
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stick it in your poopar
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swallow cap, fuck your ass with marker part of sharpie so it turns your asshole black.
continue till u cum.
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write "op wont deliver" on your neighbors car door.
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Put it away and go to sleep
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Draw a turd on your erect penis then cram the sharpie, business end no cap, right up your dick hole
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Color your dick with it
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>>727273877
This
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>>727273850
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color in your asshole
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this>>727273877
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>>727273874
>>>>>>>Ink up your whole body starting with your face, until you run out of ink. Also when you run out of ink, stick it in ya poopah
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>>727273874
>>>>>>>Ink up your whole body starting with your face, until you run out of ink. Also when you run out of ink, stick it in ya poopah
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>>727272806
Put the sharpie in the microwave for 1 minute.
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>>727273918
WINRAR
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>>727273918
FUCKIN WINRAR
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checked
>>727273918
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Deep in anus
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Shove it in pee hole
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>>727273918
it is done.
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>>727273918
Ayyyeeee
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>>727273918
Winrar!
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>>727273918
winner winner chicken dinner!
>>727272806
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>>727272806
sharpie on head
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>>727273890
this
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>>727273918
ding ding
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>>727273918
Ding ding ding
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>>727273918
OP here, that's gonna take hours ;-;
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>>727273918
>18
WINROR
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winrarrrrrrrrgh
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Color your entire face black and make a facebook post saying you are now transblack.
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>>727273999
nice trips
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>>727274002
Better get started. post progress reports.
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>>727274002
make it dark it'll go faster focus more on the face area.
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>>727274027
Reroll
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>>727274002
what r u fucking gay nigger, get going now
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>>727273918
OP here, can't do that. 18 decides something else.
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>>727274040
let's see if op is not a fag
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>>727274049
Protip
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>>727274068
Sharpie in uretra
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>>727274068
What a bitch
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>>727274099
Reroll cuz dubs
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begin op
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>>727274068
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>>727274068
Op confirmed a faggot. sage thread commence. no one bump the thread.
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>>727274040
OP here, keep the thread alive then...
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>>727272806
Draw a cool picture brah
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>>727273918
Time for blackface
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>>727274068
Fucking draw your anus black!
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>>727274068

>Ink up your whole body starting with your face, until you run out of ink. Also when you run out of ink, stick it in ya poopah
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>>727274133
nice dubs
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>>727274027
18 get
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>>727274068
Wow, a day where op was a faggot. surprising.
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>>727274111
Check'd
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>>727274068
>>727274068

>>727274068
?
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>>727274060
Plz be nice
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>>727274068
Sharpie in pooper
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Sharpie in penis
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>>727274032
Second one itt got 444 also
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>>727274184
18 fuckin get
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>>727274163
roll
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>>727274068
kys
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>>727274068
Put the tip of it in your uretha.
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Backside of sharpie in pooper, then draw with anus
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>>727274163
>>Ink up your whole body starting with your face, until you run out of ink. Also when you run out of ink, stick it in ya poopah
>>727274068
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Poop in sharpener.
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>>727274190
don't start threads if you wont deliver faggo
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>>727272806
Getthelube.com
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>>727274163

This!
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>>727274278
>>>Ink up your whole body starting with your face, until you run out of ink. Also when you run out of ink, stick it in ya poopah
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>>727272806
Shit on it
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>>727273882
r3rull
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Draw your anus and dickhead black
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>>727273918
Winrar winrar, chicken dinrar
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>>727274068
Stick it up your Jew nose faggot!
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>>727274316
>>>>Ink up your whole body starting with your face, until you run out of ink. Also when you run out of ink, stick it in ya poopah
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Swallow it
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4head
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>>>>Ink up your whole body starting with your face, until you run out of ink. Also when you run out of ink, stick it in ya poopah
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>>727274345
>>>>>Ink up your whole body starting with your face, until you run out of ink. Also when you run out of ink, stick it in ya poopah
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>>727274379
>>>>>>Ink up your whole body starting with your face, until you run out of ink. Also when you run out of ink, stick it in ya poopah
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sharpie in uretra and draw you dickhead block
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>>727274373
>>727274345
>>727274316
>>727274278
>>727274163
rolling
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Make your Urethra gape by a sound sounding
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>>727274317
>Shit on it
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>>727274068
Draw "I love you MOOT on your dick".
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4head ...
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Go write slut on your moms chest.
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>>727274418
MOTHER FUCKIN WINRAR
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>>727274402
or this.
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>>727274418
oh boy, winrar
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>>727274418
Winner
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>>727274430
wtf is that
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>>727274430
looks like a potato
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>>727274418
Winner. He'll probably put it in the toilet and shit on it. Gay
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>>727274418
winner winner chicken dinner
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>>727274418
This is too gross. Plz don't do it.
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>>727272806
Take 2 Winrar here, Sharpie in pooper
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>>727274557
confirmed underage
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>>727274642
Confirmed newfag
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>>727274557
Yes. Think of the kids in Somalia who can't shit.
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>>727274642
>>727274672
I'm a femanon, faggots.
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sharpie in pooper
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>>727274729
u know the rules cunt
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>>727274729
?????
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>>727274729
confirmed 30 year old man living in basement of parents house.
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>>727274729
No no you're not.
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>>727272806
Kill somebody with it. MOOT wants sacrifices.
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>>727274729
grow a brain moran
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ayy I'm black now
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>>727274817
lol good job op continue with your neck.
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>>727274817
Delivered!
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>>727274817
weak as piss. just stick it up your ass. its what everybody is waiting on.
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>>727274817
Not OP! Kys!
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>>727274817
To the back of the bus with you
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>>727274817
TIMESTAMP FAGGET
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Timestamp nao
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Fucken weak. OP isn't delivering shit
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>>727274817
timestamp on your chest
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Yes
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>>727275144
Ink's out, now what b
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>>727275402
Sharpie in pooper
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OP hasn't delivered.
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>>727275218
we have to go deeper
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>>727275494
>>727275402
this
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Sharpie in pooper
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>>727275402
You know what to do.
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>be creative
In pooper
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>>727275402
shove the sharpie up your butthole
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>>727275402
Now shove it up your ass
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here you go
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>>727274523
Here. Now it's more compressed.
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>>727275942
Delivered
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>>727275942
OP WE ALL KNOW THAT'S JUST BETWEEN YOURS CHEEKS YOU FAGGOT.
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>>727272806
Insert in peepee
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In pooper

Duh
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>>727275402
Now all you have to do is walk up to a group of black people and say "Watup my niggahs!"
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>>727273054
Fucking kek, underrated comment also fpbp
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draw on your tounge
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>>727272727
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