Im hungry /b/ros, any tips on free food etc. ? payday isn't

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>get some conversational skills
>hit on said girl
>even if its a fatty, fuck her eat her out
>steal her food
>???
>>profit

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>>727268045
Thats a good idea, will take into consideration.

>>727267783
Mall food court free samples

>>727267783
Where are you from?
Some restaurants offer free food when you sign up on their websites. Use a bunch of throw away emails.

>>727267783
If that's you in the pic, you know full well how to make some quick cash.

I'm monitoring this bread because my funds are currently inaccessible because my wife lost our card and we can't withdraw cash.

>>727268247
Do u have more of her

Food banks, people. That's what they are there for.

Sauce on photos??

Some free food OP:

>Pretend to be a guest at a hotel that offers breakfast in the morning. Chatting it up with somebody who is already eating can help you avoid being questioned by the front desk.
>Get a friend that works in a kitchen
>Malls give out free samples on the regular
>Throw a potluck party!

Sauce pls

>>727272564
They're not everywhere, and a lot of them will tell you to fuck off if your income is above poverty, regardless of whether you have an immediate need.

if you can handle the blood loss, you can get by with nine fingers.

>>727273602
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>>727272479
Jesus Christ

>>727267783
Cosco free samples

>>727267783
Is that girl named samantha?
She looks just like a girl i knew in 3rd grade.

Are geese migrating through your area? Catch one, kill it, dress it and eat that shit.

>>727273795
How can you fucking tell?

>>727273879
The face around the phone on the first pic looks like her

>>727273151
>throw a potluck party
Not necessarily a potluck party, but it's fairly common for the host of any kind of party to ask guests to contribute drinks and snacks. It's also good etiquette to offer to bring something even if the host didn't ask, because they deserve something for providing the venue and organizing.

Make a catfish tinder account and take money from desperate betas

>>727273941
There is nothing distinguishing about her, stop acting like a fucking retard. Nobody is going to give you source faster just because you think you know her, drop the game.

>>727273970
You don't even have to take their money. I know people who use tinder exclusively to get free dinners, and even say so in their profiles, and people still ask them out and feed them.

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>>727273795
Can confirm her name is 100% not samantha

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>>727274134
Found the chick I'm talking about on fb
Chick on the left

>>727274435
Fuck off.

Plain and simple:
Del Taco is about 3 tacos per $1. If you ever get hungry after that, panhandle $3, and instantly full. Good luck.

>>727273970
more info needed

>>727274587
How could you possibly need more info?

>>727274530
Fuck you.
I'm just saying it looks like her. If it isn't her them you shouldn't be so mad.
>inb4 you're her bf and u just got caught.

>>727274435
The one on the right is a boner killer

>>727274646
Inb4 you're wasting everyone's time and you need to fuck off

>>727274646
The point is, noone cares mate...

>>727274646
Nobody gives a shit about your desperation to see girls you used to know.

>>727274777
Nice trips champ

>>727274745
>>727274746
>>727274777
You anons are retarded. You're up in arms about stupidness. Ignore me.

>>727274646
We all know she's your sister. Just go down the hall and ask instead of clogging up /b/ with this tomfoolery.

>>727274827
It's fucking happenstance, nigga, shut the fuck up.

>>727274843
>You're up in arms about stupidness
Yes, nigga, yours.

>>727274849
>>727274886
I'm just here for the b8 now. You're mad over nothing. Get mad faggots

>>727274622
have you done it?

>>727274886
Oooooh look at that brooooooo your off by 2!!

>>727274886
Hurrrr durr

>>727274886
Be quiet child.

>>727274936
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>>727275078
>ouch my butt
Never seen a beggar get so mad before, these are dark times.

>>727274936
Not mad. Just mildly annoyed by your desperation.

>>727274886
#eatadick

>>727275145
Well at least i fucked yor mum

>>727275215
I know, she couldn't stop laughing about it.

Im the guy who gave you the priceless Del Taco advice. Having read your posts, you seem to be an asshole.

>>727275259stil happen

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>>727275145
They're other anons that laugh at you getting mad at nothing cunt.

>>727275148
Lol

Invite yourself to a family member's house under the pretext of catching up, and help yourself to their food.

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>>727275309
>other anons
Cry more, beggar.

you're fucked. plan ahead next time

>>727275417
kekekekekekekekekekek
Why am I a beggar?
Honestly answer me tho why are you so mad.
I'm actually so dumbfounded.

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>>727275417
Rising to the bait

>>727275582
Mah man anon
>15 internets coming your way

>>727274622
>>727274965
yeah, that's what i thought...

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Post on Craig's list offering blowjobs. Free cum to eat.

Whats your paypal anon?

Your getting ramen money you sad fuck

>>727276877
Top tier gentleman if you follow through for OP.

>>727277290
He fucking sends a receipt or I dox his ip either way