Hey /b/ Im a 35 year old virgin with no friends. I have never

>>727265304
WIPE THAT FUCKING SMIRK OFF YOUR FACE, FAGGOT

>>727265304
Anyway you want...don't care

Buy a shotgun from Wal-Mart and blow your brains out. Or save your money go on Craigslist and get a nasty hooker and fuck the shit out of her for five minutes.

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Mass killing of Muslims in a mosque at Friday prayers. Machine gun them all and die when the police catch up with you.

Attach pole to anus. Jump off building ass first. Impale

>>727265304
fast - jump off a building
painful - age

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>>727265304
You should buy yourself a superman suit and a pirate hat.

>>727266260
I actually hear that ends up still seeming super painful

Play russian roulette with a glock.

>>727266338
Just make sure you land head first.

Inject air.

look at a mirror
op is faggot

maybe try smuggling a knife on plen

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get shot by TSA

buy brown paint in a store
put on face
steal a sack onions

get shot by amerifag shopowner

get yourself a gun you fat ass american faggot attack a group of bears and get yourself eaten
god sake

BEHOLD THE MIGHTY WIZARD WHOM POWERS ARE BEYOND IMAGINATION

>>727265304
Commit a serious crime, your choice, then Drive away at top speeds with "Kenny Loggins- Danger Zone" blaring out the stereo, along with maybe "Don't Stop Me Now- Queen." Then eventually either crash into a fucking wall or run over some cops so they forcefully have to shoot you.

>>727267576
Living life on the run would give OP a reason not to kill himself.

OP, buy a rape van and go on a rape spree. Your tard offspring will be everywhere.

>>727265304
glue your hands to you head. pay someone to chop off your head. have the person you paid clean up and leave your body there. when they find you it will look like you ripped off your head.

>>727265304
I recommend death by prostitute.
>get all your money
>pay a prostitute for the night
>fuck her until you die of exhaustion

>you fat, Ugly fuck

>>727267863
Read the post again. I never said to live life on a run.
Ever heard of a high speed chase?

>>727268165
Read MY post again. I never said that you did.

>>727268221
read MY post again. i'm very proud of it
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>>727265304
what: potasium cyanide, powdered crystals.
where: local jewler
how: say you're extracting gold
when: now, do it fag.
why: less of u = btr

Sex means very little in the grand scheme of things. Don't do it op. Live your life.

>>727268221
NIGGA YOU IMPLIED I FUCKING SAID TO LIVE LIFE ON THE RUN

>>727268495
No I fucking didn't faggot.

It's not worth it OP. Life really does get better.

>>727268645
If OP's pic is of OP, then unfortunately it doesn't.

burn charcoal inside your house or wherever you live

>>727265304
You look like fat Elliot, wtf

>>727268598
When you reply to my fucking post saying "living life on the run would give op a reason to live." That's fucking implying I said that shit you nigger

>>727268760
No it isn't faggot.

I said it, I'd know.

>>727265304
Funny thing is that being in that picture probably got laid before and have a few friends that actually appreciate the fact that he looks like a freak of nature and care about him, while you totally fit the description you just gave.

>>727268800
then why the FUCK did you reply to my first post, nigger? Hmmmm?

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>>727265304

You could have killed yourself 10 years ago, why do it now?

>You're a grand wizard soon

>>727268933
To mess with your severely limited nigger brain obviously.

be a normal faggot and play wow o some shit like that until you die.

Hey, i found ``your`` face on an account on aminoapps.com, the name is kanklespanker
(http://aminoapps.com/page/metal/5896500/kanklespanker)

so either you are lying or this is an old picture.

>>727265568
Caps lock is cruise control for cool.

>>727269041

He never said that was him

>>727265304
Go outside, let the people decide

why is it, that everytime i go to /b i get thrown into a suicide thread!?

anyway, if i were you, i would propably either drown or set my self on fire. you can try both at the same time thou ^^

Run in the mall with a fake gun screamming Allahu Akbar.

>>727269080
Even with cruise control, you still have to steer

you won't read anythinng usefull from anon faggs!
ther is so much to live for! give life one more chance!
you never kissed a girl? fine! that doesn't stop you from saving other people's lives and being celebrated a hero!
you are a virgin? okay, me too! but i still get my ass out there every day and try to make the world a better one!
fuckin try at least!!

>>727270020
Wooun, we all need love!

>>727268996
jesus Christ you're a fucking dumbass. Good luck trying to lie and cover shit in in life because you're shit at it

>>727267304
Kek, thanks

>>727265304
Nigga looks like a mother fuckin sloth

Jump Form high building, fast und without pain .

Go Hero

>>727265304
Better reasons to want to die bro. Go out and fuck up, date whoever will have you and get your heart broken etc. Then revisit this issue

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>>727265304

shotgun blast to the head. make sure you don't miss and blow a chunk out of your face like this guy

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=31b_1435538324

>>727266260

jumping off a building is terrifying even for people who want to die.
i would recommend overdosing on something. get heroin and overdose on it. you will die happy

Die to Christ. What else is left at this point?