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The Frogs and Feels Tavern is now open for business. Promo

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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The Frogs and Feels Tavern is now open for business.

Promo offers for Tuesday night :

Boston Lager $2.99

Moscow Mule - $4.15

Fireball shots- $5.00

Jameson on the rocks- $1.99

Glass of water for poor fags- $0.00

We also still have a bunch of that old Innhouse beer on tap, that shit is still $1.99 I guess.

We have live music tonight.

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL7vpSxTpcr_2UYC_3NGi1ZGN1eqVFEuQN

Feel free to share your stories and experiences, as well as current mood.

I am currently crying :)
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>>727262369
Why are you crying, OP?
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I'd like a glass of water and some rope please
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I lack all semblance of a normal human being, yet I am unexceptional. I will die alone and unfulfilled with nothing left behind as will millions of others like me.
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>>727262732
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I'll have a Negroni, the drink closest to a slur.
Pernod absinthe-coated glass, equal parts Moody June American dry gin, sweet vermouth, and campari. Add orange peel as garnish. (For anyone who has the stuff at home)
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>>727262479
I think my girlfriend is going to break up with me, it involves me still being in university and her graduating.
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>>727262845
This is exactly what I mean
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>>727262732
I can understand that feeling, sorry bro.
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>>727262898
That sucks dude, just remember there's more hoes that can suck you off.
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>>727262845
Get that shit outa here,
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>>727263202
Sorry father
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>>727262893
Sure thing Anon, what brings you here tonight?
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>>727262369
Ill have glass of water friend, sadly not old enough to drink yet (almost).
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>>727262657
Take the Noose outside and leave the glass
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>>727262369

>$5 fireball

>$2 jameson

are you high?
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>>727263464
This isn't that kinda place, ID's drop at the door
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>>727262369
my roblox gf dumped me for XxXbigdickniggaXxX

I'll take a bloxxy cola
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>>727263309
Despite being a normie, Chad swooped in and took the love of my life. Is my kind welcome here? I have no other place to go on such a rainy night...
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>>727263567
I gotta make money off of the college kids somehow mate,
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>>727263751
>Is my kind welcome here?

Eh, I don't think anyone will mind.
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>>727262369
2$ jamesons hit me the fuck up frog man
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>>727262369
Gimme some Boston Lager

When I came into work today, I found some nigger sippin' tea in my dish pit.
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this a non smoking bar?
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>>727264009
Sure Thing

>>727264061
>I found some nigger sippin' tea in my dish pit.
Care to elaborate?

>>727264073
Light up Anon,
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I'll take a Smirnoff.
Anyone have any feels you want to share?
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>>727262898
Not gonna lie anon, It's going to hurt. Like a bitch. and you'll never recover fully. But y'know, More fish in the sea and other bullshit sayings along those lies.
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>>727264261
thanks man needed this, this thermo home work is killing me.
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>>727264261
Been hitting on this chick at work easy 7. I come into work and there's this Scotty Pippin lookin' motherfucker hitting her up. I talk to her during my shift, and she tells me that she's going over to his place tomorrow night.
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>>727263950
The good news is she's planning to break up. What should be the right time to move in without seeming insensitively eager or too uninterested?

Sorry if I'm making this a relationship advice thread, OP. You've got a bar to run and all. Speaking of which, everyone gets a round on me.
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>>727264324
I know, I just don't feel like I'm anywhere near the sea, I'm in the desert, alone.
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>>727264572
Shit man....
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>>727264799
Just like me friendo. If you decide to use a dating site like my dumb ass, be careful who you choose to be with. make sure they are someone you can connect with.
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>>727264799
nice dubs and it took me a long time to get over my ex now i hate all bitches and spite fuck them you will get laid more if ur mean to chix
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>>727264936
Yeah, I suppose this is karma for accidentally C-blocking my boss.
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>>727264799
Once you've gottem over her, which may take a while but it will happen, use what you've learned to get someone better.
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>>727262369
Toss me a water OP. Gotta stay clear headed...But also need to escape for a while
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>>727265037
>>727264974

I'm just have problems with the whole "You've spent all this time together and have gotten to know each other so well, all the good memories and vacations, and now it's just all going to be void." part

Thank god my gun isn't here
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>>727265288
Do you want Vodka with water?
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>>727265338
i know that feel bro but it goes away just takes time. what helped me the most was working out and rock climbing.
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>>727265419
Nah...Might need to drive to the er at any moment, so no thanks
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>>727265338
Again it's going to hurt. My ex and I were dating for about a year and a half when she told me that she was moving halfway across the country to fuck some hick a day before actually doing it.
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>Space oddity plays as I walk in

oh, well shit. I came in for a beer but now im getting a fireball, gimme a 4 horseman, and simmer me down with a glass of whiskey, neat. thanks barkeep.
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>>727265338
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxrhRitq_zU

join the he man women haters club
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>>727265288
>>727265419
Funny factoid:
Voda (Вода) is Russian for water.
Adding a "K" to a word ending in "A" makes it a "cute" name, ex. Matryos[k]a = "Little Mother"
Therefore, Vodka (Водка) is Russian for "Little Water"
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>>727265537
Shit Man, I'm sorry
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>>727262369
how is beer so cheap, what kind of place you running here
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>>727265493
>rock climbing.

That was one of our things
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>>727266018
I get it from Prague leave me alone
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>>727265510
What for?
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ALRIGHT, THAT'S FUCKING IT!!!!

YOU'LL GET OVER IT, THINGS WILL GET BETTER, LOVEY LOVE LOVE FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKK.
YOU LOT NEED TO HARDEN THE FUCK UP NOW!!!!, OOOOOOOOHHHH! MY PRECIOUS FUCKING FEELINGS!!!!

FUCK YOUR FEELINGS CUNT, THAT SHIT IS FOR FUCKING WOMEN. SHE LEFT YOU? NO ONE GIVES A FUCK EXCEPT FOR YOUR PATHETIC FUCKING FEMININE BITCH ASS SELF. FUCK HER OFF CUNT.
PICK UP A ROCK YOU FUCKING FAGGOS. BANG IT AGAINST ANOTHER ROCK. FEELS FUCKING GOOD DOESN'T IT? PICK UP A HAMMER, DIG A FUCKING HOLE, KILL A BEAR, CHOP WOOD, MOVE TO FUCKING RUSIA AND DRINK VODKA WITH YOUR COMRADES IN THE MIDDLE OF A FUCKING ICE STORM, CLIMB A FUCKING MOUNTAIN, GET INTO A FIGHT EVERY FUCKING WEEK, PUNCH A FUCKING MUSLIM, BE A GOD DAMNED FUCKING MAN YOU COCKSUCKING LITTLE FUCKING CUNTS.
YOU ARE A MAN, YOU STOMP YOUR FUCKING FEELINGS OUT AND GET ON WITH THE FUCKING JOB, NOW FUCK OFF AND GO AND GET DRUNK AND ARRESTED.

FUCK YOU FUCKING SOFT CUNTS
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Ill take a Jameson on the rocks my friend.

Fell in love with a girl I've known for a couple years now. We dated a month and moved a lot faster than either of us intended on. Decided to slow it down. Started talking to me less and less and avoiding me. Week later she was with someone else. Guess by slowing it down she meant slam the fucking brakes and kick me to the curb. Oh well. Still see her and both flirt heavily / regularly and I'm still in love with her. Trying to talk to other women but too hung up on her and honestly don't want to get over her because I feel ill have another chance in the future. Either way, I lose I guess. The heart wants what it wants
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>>727266274
Hey man keep it down im having a drink here
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>>727266058
dont let her take that from you
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>>727265929
Yeah, shit sucks. And I warned you about dating sites because my current GF is a lazy sack who just lays in my bed all day, then complains that she's bored. When I give suggestions she just shoots them all down usually because "Shitty traffic"
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>>727262369
Can I get a double of Jameson on the rocks my man?

I need a stiff pour tonight for the shit situation with my best friend...
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>>727266585
Sure thing, care to elaborate? v
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>>727266274
You pretend like those soldiers didn't have feelings. You're the most insensitive to those who went through hell and made it back. Let alone those who didn't have that privilege. Lots of them lost their friends, some even lost family. You think they didn't feel anything seeing people die right in front of them? We all have feelings, and we're all grateful we don't have the hardships they faced. Get out of this bar if you know what's good for you.
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>>727266181
Wife and dog both have separate issues that mean that at any moment, I might to get them to a doctor asap.

Last two weeks have been hell
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>>727266711
I bet those feelings were pretty dead after the battle of the Somme, shit was batshit crazy af
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>>727266711
YOU'RE TALKING TO A VET YOU FUCKING FAGGOT , PTSD IS A LITERAL FUCKING MEME AND THE BIGGEST WEAKNESS IN THE FIELD IS EMOTION.

LIKE THE LOT OF YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS,
PROBLEM IS YOU YOUNG LITTLE FUCKING FAGLORDS ARE GIVEN EVERYTHING EARLY, PHONES FUCKING COMPUTERS CARS EVERYTHING, THEN YOU THINK YOU ARE FUCKING ADULTS OR MEN HAHA.

PROBLEM IS, YOU DIDN'T LEARN TO BE A FUCKING MAN THROUGH YOUR MISTAKES GROWING UP, SO YOU TAKE YOUR CHILDISH LITTLE FUCKING BOOHOO POOR FUCKING ME BITCH NEVER LEARNED TO BE A MAN ATTITUDE AND TELL EVERY FUCKING CUNT ITS OK TO HAVE A CRY!!!!
YOU FUCKING LITTLE FAGGOTS, FUCKING BOYS IN MENS BODIES (AND JUDGING BY THE FAGGOTRY IN THIS THREAD NOT EVEN THAT)

FUCK YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS KILL YOURSELVES, THE WORLD IS FULL OF TOO MANY LITTLE CELF CENTRED FAGGOTS CRYING OVER THEIR 4 WEEK GF LEAVING THEM

FUCK OFF YOU LITTLE FAGGOTS
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>>727266655
Sure thing man.

I'm currently in love with my best friend. We have been friends for 2 years. She's an amazing woman, and honestly words don't do her justice.

But around 2 months ago things changed. I was hospitalized for my depression... she God damn surprised me and visited me at the psych ward. She stayed with me for hours and before she left, she embraced me and told me she loved me...

Cont.
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Good playlist Barkeep

https://expirebox.com/download/8e9858e0f61d7e397c4431bb100e8902.html
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Ill take water, anyway, just got the game Hatred today. loads of fun slaughtering normies, anyone else ever play it?
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>>727262369
I'll have a Manhattan, bartender
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>>727267104
>Cont
sure
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>>727267284
>Manhattan
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I'll have a Boston Lager.

Fuck life.
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>>727267102
I think your cap-locks are broke faggot
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>>727267379
>Fuck life.


I agree
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>>727267325
Thanks. I always liked Manhattans. Strong enough to escape for one night, but not strong enough to do anything stupid. Thanks.
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>>727267104
I was overwhelmed and shocked by her declaration. I died for about 5 seconds because she stopped my heart, and I was gasping for air.

Since then, I've realized that I developed more intense feelings for her, I love her. My God we hang out and talk almost I shit you not, every fucking day.

But she's still hung up on her ex, her ex that's been stringing her along saying that "maybe when the time is right" they can get back together. She's completely head over heels for him (first love shit).

I told her how I felt about her, and she said she still needs to figure some shit out... it sucks, but I can't just wait for her to make up her mind between me and her ex... I think I need to move on
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>>727267102
ok kid
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>>727267102
don't you have school in the morning?
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>>727267469
THERE'S ONLY ONE CAPS LOCK YOU STUPID FUCKING UNEDUCATED CHILD FUCKING BITCH BOY GIMME (YOU)'S TO MAKE UP FOR THE ETERNAL SADNESS I AM FEELING FROM BRITTANY 3 WEEK LEAVING ME BOO FUCKING HOO FUUUUCKKKK YOUUU
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>>727267608

GET BACK TO THE PAST, JACK!
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>>727267740
uhhhhh caps lock machine broke
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>>727267237
>That video
Shit man, you okay?
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>>727267102
Ah yes, true manliness. You are the Shining Star role model every male should aspire to?

Maybe being a trap isn't so bad...
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>>727267663
>>727267629

LOOK AT YOU LITTLE FUCKING FAGGOTS HIDING IN YOUR 'BAR' LEL ORDER ME A DRINK LEL FUCKING QUEER CUNTS CRYING ABOUT WOMEN, WOMEN WHO DO NOT GIVE A SINGLE FUCK ABOUT YOUR WEAK CHILDLIKE ATTITUDES, YOUR LITERALLY ANSWERING YOUR OWN QUESTIONS YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS BOOHOO WHY DID SHE LEAVE ME, BECAUSE YOU CAT LIKE A FUCKING FAGGOT, EVIDENCED HERE.

FUCK YOU CUNTS
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>>727267885
Pics and time stamp mate?
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>>727267885
ONE LIFE AND YOU WASTE IT BEING A FUCKING FREAK, YOU ARE ENJOYING A WORLD BUILT BY MEN. HOW ABOUT PICK UP A SHOVEL AND START FUCKING EARNING SOME COIN INSTEAD OF BEING A DRAIN ON YOUR FUCKING PARENTS BECAUSE YOU'VE DECIDED TO BE A FUCKING DICK LADY.

FUCKING LEGIT KILL YOURSELF
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>>727268013
You got it wrong. I'm not a trap, just saying that if >>727267102 is what a "real man" should be, maybe I should be a trap instead. Not like I could
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>>727268183
Fuck you man, I work in construction already,

Why the hell did you join the army in non-war time?
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hey op i think you would like to consider some of these songs for future preformances
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>>727268183
You misunderstand. Your anger blinds you to true meaning. And we are all laughing at you for it. Your inept rage is delicious.
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>>727268205
>>727268013
YOU GOT IT WRONG YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
>Maybe being a trap isn't so bad...
YOU'RE IMPLYING IT ISN'T SO BAD BEING A TRAP AS IN YOU ARE A FUCKING TRAP.

SEE? CAN'T EVEN ADMIT A FUCKING MISTAKE FUCKING LITTLE KID CUNT
>You got it wrong
OH NO FAGGOT, YOU GOT IT WRONG, FROM THE DAY YOU WERE FUCKING BORN BITCH
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>>727268377
Shitpost elsewhere
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>>727268183
Can somebody throw this guy out, please? I just came for a few drinks, not a show.
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>>727268377
Can you cool it? I'm trying to enjoy my lager, consider your dubs un-checked ya cuck.
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>>727262369

Whiskey and water please. No rocks.
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>>727268377
... Angry-chan, is that you?
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>>727268373
NO ONES LAUGHING ALL I SEE ARE WEAKLINGS CRYING OVER HOW FUCKING PATHETIC THEY ARE FUCKING LITTLE BITCHES.

FUCKERS ARE SITTING HERE READING THIS SHIT DOING SOME SERIOUS THINKING, YOU BEST BELIEVE IT YOU SAD EXCUSE FOR A FUCKING MAN
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>>727268485
Nice choice, same thing i'm having here
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>>727268521
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>>727268377
alright guys cool it or else the frogs and feels bouncer is gonna lay down a beating and make this a gore thread real folkn quick
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stop answering capstard please, he'll eventually get bored and hunger for tendies
>>727268205
>>727268013
>>727267885
>>727267663
>>727267629
>>727267469
>>727266711
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>>727268457
NO ONE CAN THROW ME OUT, YOU'RE ALL TOO BUSY HUGGING EACHOTHER AND IMPERSONATING DOCTOR FUCKING PHIL

FUCKING WEAK FAGGOTS
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>>727268610
>gore thread
Do it
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>>727268521
Jesus Christ you'll reply to anything, won't you, you insecure faggot
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>>727268542
Hello there bar friendo.
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>>727268617
Anybody got any good stories?
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>>727268680
Hello anon
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>>727268610
HERE IS AN EXAMPLE OF A REAL MAN TAPPING THIS CUNT ON THE HEAD TO LET HER KNOW WHO WEARS THE FUCKING PANTS
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>>727268747
capstard might, if he stops his autistic screeching long enough to say something intelligible
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>>727268747
I can tell you about the time I bought a sex doll. 600-700 dollar range. I hide it from my girlfriend when she's here. Obviously, I hate fuck it because it really was a waste of money.
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>>727268822
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>>727268785
What brings you here bud?
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>>727268666
well what stupidity and unholy trips commands will be done sorry everybody

btw i'm not that trapfag
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>>727268521
Why are you really here, anon? Sit down, have a drink. This bar is for everyone. You don't have to pretend. Tell us what's really on your mind and we'll all listen
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CAPSTARD HERE

Sorry lads, just after a few (you)'s before dinner. Man the fuck up! raaawr!

Have a great night guys and god bless.
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>>727268940
I'm the Bartender, I work here
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>>727269051
>inb4 not the actual capstard
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>>727269051
kek love you too man,

goodnight
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>>727269160
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>>727269082
Ah. Well. Couldn't see you behind the counter cause capstard was yelling and screaming all over the place. I don't really have any problems. Just money woes. I live comfortably by myself but I struggle everyday with depression stemming from anxiety and paranoia.
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>>727269194
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>>727262369
Gemme a lager and a jameson, pls.
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>>727269231
i assume capstard is done
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Im just here to drink.
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>>727269246
Why not just free Jamason shots? v
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>>727269468
that sounds like a wonderful idea
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>>727262369
Just a Jameson, no rocks pls.
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>>727269468
yummy
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>>727269468
Homo
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Christ. I don't know how much longer I can do this. I just got off working my miserable job trying not to make too much noise drinking my beer (yes, one fucking beer God forbid) so my wife doesn't wake up and scream at me.

I sacrificed everything for her -- I left my family and friends and moved to the middle of nowhere so she could be closer to her family and have a better job. She's not a bad person on paper -- a Ph.D, 6 figure income, clean, healthy good with kids. It's just that she is a neurotic hypocrite and selfish.

She takes no interest in my hobbies or happiness but I'm stuck listening to her stupid family and I don't want to rock the boat because they are everywhere.

I made a huge mistake. Don't get married. Just don't.
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>>727269468
(drunkenly staggers up yo the bar)

free round of drinks for any vet of the meme war!
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Is that Jameson still free? If not give me a whole lot off it and sell me a noose, all i have is 20 until i get my frist check from my new job... and im getting tired of ramen for every meal and the fact that I'll never become anything greater.
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>>727270082
She's not supposed to like your hobbies. Your happiness on the other hand should be yours and yours only. It sounds a little like you're codependent. Am I right? Anyway. Don't let her unhappiness get in the way of your happiness. If she wants out of the marriage cause she's unhappy then fuck it man. I know kids might be a limiting factor on the whole divorce thing but you shouldn't let it get to you man. Take pride in your hobbies and your "you time". Know the sacrifices you make are for your children as well. Embrace the fear and over come it with cunning and intelligence. Most of all, you drink that fuckin beer and enjoy it. Hell, open another one and enjoy that one too. Let her yell at you man. Obviously she's got issues and you know what they are. Tell her firmly but calmly that you are just trying to be happy. If she spins whatever you say into a negative then just shrug it off. Take joy in doing what you want after everyone else is taken care of. You need some you time man.
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>>727270505
Shadilay!!!
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One moscow mule, thanks.
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>>727270975
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZJDYlxkM-c
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>>727270082
https://open.spotify.com/track/6iCYB6YHIQ8G12cRajPzZe

Maybe christmas in may might cheer you up.
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>>727270082
I'm sorry man
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>>727270505
We all fought in the Meme war mate
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>>727271177
Sure thing mate!
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>>727270535
Free Jamason and Noose comming right up!
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>>727271514
sees your face and realizes who you are i served with you 8 th Quintilian 7th unit breaks down crying realizing i have altimeters before eventually forgetting within the next three minutes and asking for another round of drinks for meme war veterans
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>>727262369
Don't need an excuse for a double of Jameson.
Things are going pretty well, just waiting for a better living space to open up and trying to save pennies for a BM-59
Been stuck in a shit apartment, but once we move out, we'll have all the shit a middle-class family needs.

As for the Meme War, our deployment isn't over yet, lads. We're just seeing a lull in the fighting.
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>>727262369
i'd rather hang out at the frog and brazierre or the red blazer. i love the names the limeys come up with for their pubs.
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>>727271757
I can relate
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>>727271891
Pubsa are bgrat
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Love is love, right?
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I'd like a glass of water without the glass.

I'm just feeling bad in general. No real reason today.
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>>727272213
Just in your mouth?
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>>727272252
Anywhere is fine, just so long as some of it gets somewhere
>I'll just absorb it through my skin or something
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>>727272388
>>I'll just absorb it through my skin or something
Sounds good mate
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>>727272511
what real pepes areabout
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>>727272811
I'm too drunk to care
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>>727262898
That in itself is not a very good reason to break up with somebody. Sounds like she just wants an excuse to break up.
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Anyone here from the last feels thread that just 404d
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Any anons that want to vent my snap chat is unknownfurry I don't want assholes I just want to help and listen
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>>727275045
KEEP it alive
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>be alone 8 months ago
>ask friend if they know of any single girls
>yes and get to meet them
>they actually have a psychco girlfriend
>help her get rid of the fuck
>date her for 5months
>actually happy and enjoying life
>she breaks up with me over her "problems"
>liked some guy for a whole month of us being together
>tell her to fuck off and become alone and depressed again

Happened a few weeks ago
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>>727275704
Same poster

I was diagnosed at 4 and I'm 15 now jaw is falling apart and my knees seem to be the worst to me I have arthritis in my knees, ankles, wrists, fingers, hips, through out my spine, and jaw I've had multiple surgeries done on my jaw to clean it out and a few deep injections for my knees fingers and wrists I'm on symponi which is a chemo drug used to slow down the arthritis and I haven't seen it slow down at all it just feels even more aggressive and worse everywhere
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>>727275761
Maybe you should just die
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>>727276050
I've thought about it a lot everything I look at it and figure it how to kill myself with it in multiple ways
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I was in relationship from 2010-2012. Lets call her Rosie. It was almost 3 years in relationship, then hard break up, it passed 5 years and I still love her.. she somehow started the chat few weeks ago, and we hit it off last friday. It passed 2 days and we were happier than ever. That inner happiness was something beyond beautiful.

Then out of nowhere, my crazy ex called without reason and told me that she will tell to all of my exes everything. "You wanna see crazy, now i will show you crazy, i will contact every of your exs and tell them everything! You ruined me, now i will ruin you".
She didnt know that I started dating that girl...
I knew that my life is over. I never cared about anyone as much as I care about Rosie.
I love her with all my heart. I cannot live without her. In every relationship i was in, i was looking for her. And now she wanna leave... I dont want her out of my life again because that crazy bitch said shit about everything.. but I know Rosie in her heart.. she was hurt so much that I dont know what to tell her.. i had drink so much alcohol on monday after work, it was like thrice more than i usualy drink and get wasted. I felt sober all the time. Stress is a fucking bitch.. i dont wanna lose her.. i am trying my best for her to give me a chance.. i need her to see how much i love her... What should I do? I became shipwreck from the happiest man alive, and she lost her trust in me...
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>>727276165
take a drink there space cowboy
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Anyone have that greentext about some anon and his gf, i think she died in the end. They used to play radioheads No Suprises in the kitchen or something. Was super sad
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>>727276429
quinn? lol
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>>727276500
I don't usually try it just comes up in mind suicude is the first thing on my mind
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>>727276165
Start using canabis oil, start smoking weed, that will relax you and you wont feel that much.. dont give up on your life like I feel like giving up..
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I'll take a jameo OP.
Scared my wife has been losing interest in me and/or wanting to leave me for about a year now. It might be real or it might just be my own insecurities/defeatism, i can't tell anymore. But she just stormed out after yet another fight. So, i too, am crying in bed.
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>>727276666
I'm in Texas it's all illegal even though it helps a lot and I'm giving up there's no fixing or helping it
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>>727276637
Who tf is that.. we are from Croatia, Europe
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>>727276666
epic quints tell the truth
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>>727262369
Water is cheap. Just how I like it.

I'm feeling just alright tonight. Neutral as can be. If anyone wants to talk out some sad stuff, I'm up for it.
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>>727276814
sorry buddy of mine has identical story with girl name rosie
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See ya /b/ros idk what to do I might be back or I might pass out
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>>727276983
Whats he trying to do about it?

I feel like shit and if there wasnt for my friend on monday to drink with me, i would have killed myself. He is really good friend. I dont deserve anyone like that in my life..
Sometimes i feel like i dont deserve her, but I love her so much, I'm dying and I can feel only pain inside of me
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