Today I jerked off twice and came on my wifes fat ass crack after

Come on Anons! Do it for Grandpa! Gimme something dirty...something taboo maybe...gimme that Golden Bedtime Nut /b/ is infamous for.

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>>727259174

>>727259429
Not the gold I had in mind.

>>727259174
Holy shit, are you me? I have to jack off evem after sex too.

>>727259854
Its my secret recipe.

4 cloves of crushed garlic
2 tablespoons of grated ginger
1 tablespoon of grated beet root
One big glob of honey.

Dip glob of honey onto pile of stuff.
Put stuff in mouth.
Wash down with water. Honey covers all the bad taste up completely.

Results: My cock feels like it weighs 10 pounds even when soft. Super thick and veiny erections whenever wanted and with only the slightest nudge.
Multiple nuts...no waiting till hard again...but if i do wait its less than 30 minutes and Im fucking again.

Intense orgasms several times per day.

The drink/food of Champs..

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>>727260524

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>am i helping?

>>727260652
oh yeah. nice sloth.

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>>727259174

>>727260577
I like these solid middle class, perfect hair, perfect make up girls. They usually have fat sloth husbands and will fuck your brains out. The only problem is most give terrible head and for some reason they love to look at you when sucking.I fucking hate that.

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>>727261120

>>727261004
Whoa! Grandpa dont do niggers. You have to go.

>>727260368
Want to try but don't know if troll or not....any other anon want to weigh in on this?

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>>727261156
My favorite pic of her

>>727261120
See? Shes so privileged Im getting hard thinking about making her act out. I fingered a gal at a wedding once back in...82 I think it was...cute little thing like that...she kept moaning, "OHhhh I dont get this at home. Ohhhhh" Big turn on.

>>727261236
Its the absolute truth. each ingrediant is known for its libido/erection powers. I combined them with honey and it works very well. The honey is so you dont have to taste that nasty shit. Garlic and ginger burns so use honey.

>>727261245
OH FUCK ME...I love her now. The only look iI like better than dark haired pale vamp is a girl without a drop of make up that is steamy sexy anyways. Hippy girls pull that look off a lot. But suburban vamps give them a run for their money.

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>>727261700
I know, but unfortunatley she likes bbc now...

Oh yeah...it has to be fresh garlic, ginger and beet. The garlic especially because it has something called allicin that you lose if you cook it.

>>727261891
Ew...and that must be why she looks like shit in this pic. Nigger loving is hard on a woman.

Hmm...Im thinking about crawling into bed and rolling the ol lady over for a quick hump and dump before bed. I dont even care if she wakes up or not.

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>>727262072
Yes...
I used to have a crush on her, now I jerk off to the memories of when she was a vampire.

But she will wake up because my secret recipe makes my cock like that of an angry bull kicking against the fences wanting to be free and freedom only comes from thrusting my mighty horn at her fat snatch in rapid, hip cramping back spasming thrusts.

Stay fit young men. It aint easy fucking a girl half your age with a slipped disc. But it can be done if you try my secret recipie.

>>727262282
Yeah...she was highly fuckable until she let a nigger ghetto her face up with wear and tear. You ever notice you never see attractive nigger lovers after age 35? Its a rough life fucking the help.

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>>727262663
It's a shame!

Here's a recent picture of her.

Had 7.

>>727262773
Damn thats a nice floor. It has to be her white families place. Unless her nigger deals dope.

>>727263005
Nah, nah. She's 22
They just went on vacation to Mexico. That was the best pic she posted!

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Hope this helps

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18th bday dress
She probably got fucked hard that night

>>727259429
... I'm going to bed :(

>>727261236
4 cloves of garlic in your mouth anon......

>>727263325
Why did she run off with a nigger and not you Anon? SHES FUCKING RUINED NOW DO NOT LET HER CRAWL BACK TO YOU! FUCKING RUINED!!!! Unless you are her nigger? If so, her family wants to put their brains in your body. Run...get out!

>>727261236
>>727261236
can confirm

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>>727263587
kek!
I haven't seen that movie yet, but I watched the HitB review the other day. Seems good!

>>727263325
Very hot...looks like a booksmart devil

>>727263423
You worry about the odor? Yeah...I can tell. Look, when you go to the gym, those girls know all about nutrition and supplements and shit...when they smell that odor its a beacon to the nose inside their pussies...its a magnet to their metal wombs...its sex they smell...they know what garlic does to a mans cock. Dont be afraid of garlic. Chew gum if you wish but get that shit into your testicles. And go to the gym...those females will throb for you.

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>>727263808

>>727263790
Yeah...it actually looks like a clever twist on thriller/horror. im going to see it eventually.

>>727263952
Well hello there...we would like to see more of you.

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>>727264055

Dude, you have to be the dusty looking negro fucking that fine piece of ass to have all of her pix like this. Show us her nudes before you destroy her pussy forever with your non-garlic negro dick. Or you are just a very good stalker and i admire you for it.

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>>727264139
Perfect size!
I'd always ask her to be on top lol
I love that kinda weight coming down on my cock.
And cumming in a girl riding you is so satisfying.

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>>727264252
lol, well thanks then!
I almost got to fuck her back in the day, but something happened. No nudes I'm afraid!

>>727264139
thicc to the power of 100

>>727261236

fake news

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bimbo

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What race is this bitch even?

>>727264720

white

>>727264588
Her body is astonishing but you can see the ghetto beginning in her eyes. She looks like a bitch here. A bitch with attitude that has to be dicked down to keep her in line. Yep...the brothers gotholdof her.

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>>727265077
Great observation, I agree.
Kinda hot thinking of her being used and abused.

>>727264588
Seriously, she looks like she would leave you at the table at the Olive garden and fuck her dark skinned lover in the bathroom for a quikie then return to dinner like nothing ever happened and spend your paycheck before the night is over. Im very disappointed to see her like this. I wish you had gotten hold of her Anon to save her from being such a whore.

>>727260368
>>727261236
All of these are traditional aphrodisiacs. Whether there is any merit to that or not I don't know, look it up, but he's likely not trying to mislead you.

All of these, besides honey, have been proven in various studies to help brain function. I imagine eating this combo in the morning would be a great way to start the day at least in that regard.

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>>727265349
Alas...

>>727265369
Its turned my dick into a thundercock of epicness and power and throbby ejaculates. Highly recommended. the other day i face fucked my wife like an extreme video, came all over her face then threw her down and fucked her nonstop until i thought i was going to have a real life heart attack...I collapsed next her really worried i might die and she was obliviously curled up in a purring little ball of satisfaction. i swear by that shit nowadays.

>>727265642
Sounds like I'll just do a third of your dose or so. Don't want my dick to blow up or anything.

The reason i created this recipe is i was having some issues...Im 45...my wife is 25...she was a 19 year old virgin when we met...so having early signs of ed really bothered the shit out of me...I happen to have a hottie little sex kitten for a bride and have to be able to fuck for at least 20 more years, right? I cant afford viagra so i researched and researched...what exists at the store that is often found is sex pills and supplements? the ginger/garlic.beet root combo has been perfect. a friend of mine does take viagra and he is starting the recipe himself. Already he is surprised by the results and will soon thank me for freeing him from Big Pharm.

>>727265805
Hmm...The garlic has to be 2-4 cloves...cloves are not the whole garlic, just the wedges...the ginger is good for blood flow so idk how much to try cutting that back and the beet root, you could reduce it i guess but dont increase it...its not good to have too much of it. Cant remember why though.

>>727266006
Nice. Is being 45 better or worse than being young as far as you're concerned? Looks boring a lot of the time.

>>727266457
It. Fucking. Sucks.

Your dick starts malfunctioning. You gain weight without eating it feels like. Your back hurts. Your joints pop and creak all the fucking time. My wife worships me but her girlfriends are nervous around me. Ive wondered if thats because they are thinking about what the sex might be like...girls that age tell everything to each other..which makes me hope I will habe a couple ofporn moments with them eventually...or do they think Im a creep since Im their fathers ages? Then folks in my age group,especially and mostly females, hate my guts because im fucking someone that could be their daughter and not their saggy bloated asses.

Its not often that anyone comes across a 19 year old conservative girl virgin with a healthy sexual curiosity, and even rarer that a guy like me does. I didnt seek her out either.I never thought about a girl that young. she sortve bugged the shit out of me till I gave in and she hasnt left yet. So, being this age isnt all bad, under these circumstances, but i would hate to have to date the women i see in their 40s. they look horrible mostly. some look good but they have much more successful options than a working stiff like me. i will just keep my young girl till she starts fucking around on me one day, (then i will kill somebody).

>>727259429
Thanks ;)

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