Waifu claiming thread. Lazy fucks edition.
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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>PLS don't ban me m000dz
>3D is almost always trash
>If you're not posting pics you're not claiming
>If you're posting pics you're not lurking
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>727252385
it's a fairly complex game, to this say I don't understand why left ctrl + key and right ctrl + same key serve completely different functions when you didn't even finish binding out the numpad full of commands
also the only game I know where the windows key serves a purpose, same as pgup and pgdwn
>>727252422
10 viewers after a few weeks is pretty good! Keep it up Louise!
>>727252496
Texas. I just assumed you were Texan because you say gringo and spic lol
>>727252541
>just one cigarette a day
Jesus christ man that's like saying
"Hey don't worry I'm only sucking 1 dick per day I'm not *really* gay"
>>727252974
Adding on to what she said, if you want to keep it simple just start with some rice. Steaming rice is stupidly simple and it's a start.
If you have no idea how to cook anything, and you're a weeb, there's this meme of a game on steam called Gochi Show that may or may not interest you.
Yes it's a cooking VN with actual recipes meant to teach weebs how to cook.
>>727252826
Thank you!
>>727252744
Oh geez, sorry.
Mine does too...But it's only for now!
>>727253945
Thank you!
>>727253988
>hugs the half-nude girl
>>727253945
It's not as bad as chain smoking, but I get what you're saying.
Just helps me relax after work, after staring at documents all day. Coupled with the poor eating habits I've been having, it's no surprise I feel like I do right now.
I love Kumiko!
>>727253945
Probably why I feel retarded.
>>727254027
Nah, thank you! You'll have to give me some impressions when you listen to it. Invested some hours into it.
Hello everyone
>Juvia claimed
>>727252518
F-fine, i don't n-need your panty shots anyway
>>727252559
I'm considered the best among our small group so I'm at least the best among the few of us but I've never actually raced competitively. I would like to though.
Ive2never played F-Zero but it looks like a lot of fun.
Well nighty night.
>>727253846
Hello purple panties
>
>>727253945
Oh, didn't see that you had added the cooking bit to that.
I know how to cook basic stuff, I used to work with food. I'm not entirely useless in the kitchen.
It's just that I'm terribly lazy, and I hate doing dishes. I know it's for the best, though, so I'll get around to it sooner than later.
>>727254045
>hugs back
>>727254355
are you sure?
>>727253945
:o
do texian people call themselces gringos?
>>727254517
>kissus tum
>>727254355
Hello lewdy Mcbig breasts. How are you?
>
>>727254279
where is the mess?
>>727254802
You know. In my lap.
>>727254279
tomoko...
>>727254517
Of course i am!
>b-but you d-don't have to stop if you don't want to
>>727254736
I am not lewd you pervert!
I am well, you?
>>727254664
>>727254198
Look, you can tackle smoking afterwards, first you really need to fix your eating habits.
>>727254279
Let me a tell you a story about the first time I played ArmA, and I will only give details that I knew at that point just to make it even more obvious how bad everyone is at the beginning
>get game, skip tutorial cause friends offer to teach me
>invites me thru steam to a server, joining was simple..kind of
>then I had to join a team? They eventually got me to get into civilian than hit continue. Now there was a map and a ton of names and I was so confused
>they tell me to spawn in Athira, so I click Athira
>spawn in, they pull up next to me in truck
>anon, get in
>spends next 2 minutes explaining to me how to get in
>takes me to airfield where they've got a heli
>wait here, we're gonna go pick everyone else up
>I, feeling smart, decide I can fly the heli with my newfound knowledge on entering vehicles
>within 30 seconds I have completely destroyed the $9,000,000 heli
And right then and there I knew this was going to be one of my favorite games.
>>727254452
Man, it's not just "for the best". It's more than that. This is more than helping you in just the long term, this will make you feel better every single day for the rest of your life. I urge you to do it, don't procrastinate it, don't be me :/
>>727254632
No, but spics will call you a gringo whilst attempting to steal your car :3
>>727255036
h-hot
too bad I gotta go!
Stream starting now, hope to see you all there!
Twitch tv/ashensylpheed
>>727254317
Of course! Will listen to it after the stream.
Waiting for this update.
..which just finished.
>>727254990
Hi friend. Are you doing ok?
>>727254861
why
>>727255051
I agree, eating comes first.
I'll make a trip to the grocery store after work tomorrow, buy some fruit and veg at the very least.
>>727255051
but what if i have no car to be stolen uwu
>>727255013
You're not huh? Well that's a shame, i guess that means you wouldn't want any panty shots then..
I'm alright.
>>727255051
Yeah they control like ass at first then make sense. The only thing I bothered to learn was planes.
>>727255342
Thanks : )
>>727255432
Came.
Earlier today, Republicans in the House overturned FCC Privacy Laws in the US.
God Speed.
>>727255446
And how r u going to make sure u dont procrastinate it?
>>727253846
EXPLOSION!
>>727255677
Honestly, there's no real way to go about making sure that I don't put it off. Such is the life of being an adult, no one to call you out on your shortcomings when you live "on your own".
I'll do my best to go, though.
>>727255013
maybe I will
>>727255150
bye
>>727255626
Why did you have to make me angry again?
>>727255510
always strikes me as funny how much the six girls seem to hang out with one another in the game
It seems like there would be a lot of other students on campus, just from playing the first act alone, but whatever
>Misaki Claimed
>>727255510
N-no I'm not you pervert
And no i don't need them!
>but if you wantto post them i-i don't mind
>
>>727255939
>wew
Go ahead
I won't s-stop you
>>727255563
already?
>>727255935
Do you promise? Promise to me.
>>727256175
It was good stuff. Didn't really draw it out.
>>727256138
I might as well since you don't post
>>727256297
I don't see the harm in that, I suppose. Sure, I promise I'll go to the grocery store tomorrow. After work.
>>727256762
Good. So, what are you doing now?
>and so the lewd begins
>>727256318
lewd telling me you came on yourself
>>727257095
Lots of people do it.
>>727257072
Listening to some ASMR video on youtube, convincing myself that getting to sleep soon would be a great idea
>>727257297
You missed the movie it was sad :(
>>727256073
Hi Misaki.
Haha i guess the other students just aren;t interesting enough to be included in the game.
>>727256138
You're right, someone as pure as you would have no interest in such lewd things as that. I shouldn't post them after all, i wouldn't want to offend your pure heart with such filth~
>>727257092
>begins
It's been here all day.
>>727257253
face too?
>>727257541
No no.
>>727257411
I listened to ASMR on youtube like once, isn't it just secret fap material?
I'm not gonna go to bed for quite sometime probably, im watching louise's stream right now and afterwards I might continue to buy accounts and get them ready for resell
>>727257431
hey! waz crackin?
>>727257593
mouth? or anywhere else?
>>727257431
what movie was it?
>>727257668
I took a nap and woke up with a very bad headache
I'm better now, how are you?
>>727257777
No. Just that one spot.
>>727257865
>>727256729
F-fine! See if i care
>>727257518
Exactly
>b-but you can post them if you want to, i wouldn't mind
>>727257668
There are certainly some lewd, fap-intended ASMR videos out there. I have a few go-to videos that just induce ASMR, and are generally very relaxing.
>>727257848
Synecdoche, New York
>>727257944
I like the cut off spots because it reminds me of her shirt or something (like the collar)
when it's gone, I just think of a floating head idk why
>>727257886
are they nice?
>>727258148
Whats nice?
>>727258106
That's a hell of a movie. Hoffman a best
>>727258329
I've been watching movies more and I really like charlie cough drop so far
john malkovich, anomalisa, NY all good
>>727258203
your lap or legs
>>727258604
Average hairy legs.
>>727258469
>cough drop
Being John Malkovic is a great movie, incredibly funny. I haven't seen Anomalisa yet, I'm sure I'll get around to it. NY requires a second viewing for me, but I know I'll get too depressed while watching it, so I've put it off. Same reason I haven't tried watching "Her" yet.
>>727257996
Nah that's alright, it woudln't feel right to post them if you don't want them. Besides, i know you would shun such lewd behavior...
>>727258732
average? hmm
>>727259057
Yeah. Nothing too weird here.
Morning everyone.
>>727258904
I mean it's not like I'll judge you if you did...
>
>>727259415
Morning
>>727259162
against being smooth?
>>727259415
Morning? It's 2 AM
>>727259603
Lot of hair. Feels soft.
>Dat Destiny 2 teaser
>>727258803
Her was really great, watched it with tomoyoyo
wasn't too sad, really emotional tho
>>727259415
boop
>>727259694
Lets hope the launch game actually has content this time.
>>727259846
I-I'll beta test it for a year again for you... eh-eheh..
>>727259504
I dunno... i still feels like i shouldn't...
>>727259694
Lewd~
>>727259667
I'd pull on it one by one
>>727259933
Well what have we here~
>>727259743
I'm sure I'll get around to watching it eventually. I just know that now is not the right time.
>>727259930
Fine by me. Still pissed at the first one though.
>>727259991
That sounds uncomfortable.
>>727259643
Soon 8am here.
Awoken by the soothing sounds of an incompetent garbage truck, neat.
>>727260219
How did you think I feel at the start of year 2?
>>727259933
>dub dubs
You can, i won't judge you~
What do you take ms for some sort of pervert?
>>727260303
Out of content? The first dlc wasnt even worth 20 bucks. They added an hour of levels and one raid. Fucking horrible.
>>727260455
No, in year 2 the third dlc it made ALL of the vanilla, DLCs 1 and 2 irrelevent.. basically forcing year one players to start from scratch again with blue weapons cause the year 2 blue weapons were a gigantic middle finger to all of us year one player's progression and time spent grind for the gear we had in year one
>My literal face when
>>727260006
How are you, sweetheart~?
>
>>727260351
I'm not so sure about that... No not at all, that's why i don't want to taint you with my pervertedness.
>>727260663
Didnt you have to rebuy everything too? You couldnt just buy the new dlc even if you had all the other stuff?
you're all amazing and worth of love <3
Well, I think it's about time for me to go to sleep. Good night, folks.
>>727260858
False.
>>727260940
sleep well mister Maru!
>>727260858
Morning love anon, how's it going?
>>727260940
Goodnight, slep well.
>>727260940
Sleep well
>>727260765
Was having a meh day UNTIL NOW, OMFG DESTINY YEAR ONE MUSIC ASHFDKJASHFKJAHFKLAHSFKLJHASFDL
>>727260824
Re earn the exotics yes, the last two dlcs were irrelevent so you can go without it
>>727260765
Please it wouldn't be the first lewd I've seen.
You won't taint anything. No need to worry
>>727260993
not false! I love you, anonymous!
>>727261040
it's still night here <3 I stayed up so I could catch some of miss Louise's stream!
I'm doing okay, how are you?
>>727261109
I meant the taken king or whatever. I thought they charged like 40 bucks for it or something.
>>727261193
No one does.
>>727261287
I do though <3 I love everyone, and I think everyone deserves a chance at being happy, and that includes you!
>>727261193
Tired, impressively loud garbage truck woke me up 40 minutes before I wanted to, probably only slept 4 hours.
>>727261605
ahhhh ;~; I'm sorry miss Taiga, that's no fun
>>727261605
If only you could get them to operate when you wake up. Like a very expensive alarm clock.
>>727261109
Haha sounds like you quite enjoyed it~
>>727261163
It almost sounds like you want me to post them.
>>727261256
They did, and that made the previous stuff irrelevent too
>>727261877
This takes me back.. WAY back from Destiny first came out
>mfw
>>727261990
>making everything irrelevant
>6 WoW expansions
Its like no one else ever has to go through that.
>>727262125
Whats the point of that? Why not have a shit ton of diversity instead of everyone having the same fucking thing til the next expansion?
>>727261877
>dubs
>
W-what? No! Of course not! What do you take me for? Some kind of pervert who looks up girls skirts to see their b-beautiful panties?
>>727262262
There is diversity. Each class had 3 ways of playing that all differed in stats required and rotations to learn. All the classes feel completely different as a result. And there is diversity, unless you think 10 classes with 3 specs (and multiple stat focuses within each spec) each isnt enough. If anything, Destiny has no diversity.
>Gjallarhorn
>>727261990
Ahh always love the nostalgia.
>>727262312
"beautiful panties" Eh?
>>727262722
No fucking shit cause bungay keeps making everything irrelevent
>Gjallarhorn
>What is black spindle
>What is Sleeper Simulant
>What is Razelighter
>What is Dark Drinker
>>727262977
Im nearly in tears
>>727262977
>dubs
N-no i m-meant... You don't understand you're taking that completely out of context!
>
>>727263376
Meanwhile, through the Transmog system, people still do lvl 60 raids in WoW to get the gear that looks awesome. Because they missed out.
>Destiny 2 will feel the same pitfalls
>>727261821
To be honest, the sounds of a normal alarm clock isn't too bad compared to it.
By the way, are you the "dishwasher sounds" person?
>>727263376
I get that way when i listen to metal gear soundtracks.
>>727263483
Am i? Because it sure sounds like you really want to get an eyeful of beautiful panties~ Maybe even Hanako's panties~
>>727263720
Yes. It works, yes?
>>727263918
N-nonono y-you've got it all wrong...
I would never have such a perverted idea just to get a look at those pretty purple panties
>
>>727264052
Yeah, it really does. Thanks
>>727263655
Dont care, still playing
>>727263918
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apWyXoEHG3U&t=1201s
Listen to this shit
My, my.
How full of dullness can this place be?
Ara, ara..
Claiming best girl
Morning
>>727264146
Oh, is that so... I guess it was just my imagination then. It's too bad, here i was ready to post some, too...
>>727264284
Damn, that's rather peaceful to listen to. I like it.
>>727264409
Morning.
>>727264375
it's less dull now that you're here, friend!
>>727264409
good morning good morning miss Saya <3
>>727264409
Morning
Alright everyone i need sleep so I'm not too tired at work tomorrow, so time to cuddle with Juvia and sleep.
Nighty night
>>727264641
>b-black panties
>wew
W-well y-you go ahead and do that i-i'm going to bed n-now
>>727264741
> mfw i didn't get a greeting from love anon..
>>727264741
>>727264641
>>727264800
Hai. How's you?
>>727264641
This is my fav to listen to for peaceful
>>727265043
sleep well miss Juvia <3 <3 <3
>>727265050
it's because you're so great I'm intimidated and didn't know how to say hello!
>>727264375
Could be worse.
I mean, at least sci is not here right now.
>>727265054
I'm good! I'm thinking of watching another episode before finally going to bed in a bit <3 how was sleep?
>>727265054
Tired, alive, that's pretty much all I can say for now.
You?
>>727253846
'Morning Hanako, sorry for being late
>>727265133
Hi
>>727265421
*pat, pat*
>>727257297
Mai!
>>727265043
W-well maybe i will. Goodnight Juvia.
>>727265054
I'm alright. How are you?
>>727265083
It is really nice, i think i'll listen to it when i want to relax. Thanks for sharing it~
>>727265218
Oh please~ How are you?
>>727265335
It was good. No clue how long I slept. Maybe three.
>>727265368
Tired, in a good way. Slept like a log.
>>727265133
>something something inability to handle toxic players in mobas
It just gets annoying after ~8 years or so.
>>727265507
I dont want any pats. How goes it?
>>727265618
Now you'll think of me in my peaceful time~
>>727265618
cold and comfy <3 just how I like before bed!
>>727265619
ah... that's not a lot! you're going to be okay, at least?
>>727265325
Yes, indeed.
Sci geniunely sounds like a human that has mental problems in real life and lacks attention.
>>727265618
I'm good. Can't stop yawning.
>>727265730
Yeah, I don't usually sleep too long.
>>727264160
No worries.
>>727264375
Maybe you should make it interesting?
>>727264284
Welcome to addiction
>>727265879
I would be worried if I only slept for 3 hours, but I'm glad you know how to handle it at least
>>727265517
Akari
>>727266278
How's it going?
>>727265684
Listening to that and thinking of you would be lovely way to relax~
>>727265730
That does sound nice.
>>727265879
Not enough sleep?
>>727265884
>>727265884
>1900h on Destiny
It's only just starting
>>727266436
Do eet~
>>727266436
'morning. How are you tonight Hanako?
Sorry for being so late...
>>727266432
Fine, how are you?
>>727266436
it's really nice <3
>>727266570
hello hello miss Firekeeper!
>>727265619
Cute.
I just don't get annoyed by that stuff.
>>727265677
*pat, pat* You'll have to learn to like it.
Good, how are you?
>>727266743
I like it when im drunk. Tired and may play tanks or overwatch.
>>727266673
Good. Played any fun games lately? My roommate cajoled me into finally getting a ps4. He insisted I get ghost recon. It's ok, but it's not really my kind of game.
>>727266503
I will i will~
>>727266570
Good morning Firekeeper. I'm alright, took your advice and am having a few drinks tonight~
No worries~ How was your birthday? Ah i forgot to ask, how old did you turn?
>>727267051
Okies I got MAJOR Destinying to do so feel free to hit me up on discord.. I'll be replying slow tho
>>727266034
I usually take many naps during the day.
>>727266436
Nah, I got enough sleep.
>>727266743
After a few years it gets old. Then I noticed the only thing I really liked about them was winning.
>>727266846
Should i try it?
would you teach me
>>727266683
Why hello there, love anon. How is your evening going?
>>727267051
That's great. So, you finished packing I presume? And what are you having tonight~?
It was alright, I was at work until 5pm, then a friend of mine came and I spent the rest of the day with her, mostly talking and drinking.
And I'm 19 now. My last "-teen", jeez I'm an old ass.
>>727267156
okay <3 I'm glad then
>>727267322
it's good! about to end though, I think. it's been a long day and my eyelids are finally starting to get heavy! how are you, though?
>>727267175
Try tanks? Only if you can handle grinds. Stuff doesnt get good till tier 6 and great until 8. There are so many mechanics going on under the hood and to remember and implement them into what youre actually doing. Takes a while. I would be willing to teach you and send you down easy lines and also a refer code for bonus xp when we play. If it wasnt tanks then sorry for the wall.
>>727267413
That's great to hear!
I completely understand. You must be really tired, you should get some sleep.
And I'm fine. Just having some breakfast before work.
>>727266978
No, every night I see my ps2 and regret not playing so I tell myself "This time I'll play it tomorrow" but I never do, even though I basically have nothing but free time, it's weird.
That's cool, what other games are you going to get for it?
>>727267156
come cuddle with me cutie. maybe we can fall asleep together
>>727267133
Sure thing~
>>727267156
Ah that's good. Any plans for the day?
>>727267322
Not exactly, we got almost everything out, just a little more to pack up and move. Had a couple mikes harder lemonades and currently drinking a screwdriver.
That sounds nice, what did you guys drink?
Oh wow, and here i thought you were a few years older than me~
I feel oddly inspired, should I take the plunge and make this YouTube channel I always tell myself I'll make?
I honestly don't know, because I've never seriously done YouTube before... Anyone got any input?
this thread still isn't 404'd?
>>727268054
If you want to do it do it. Just make sure quality is decent.
>>727268137
Still going.
>>727267156
That's okay.
Feel free to like what you like
>>727267531
Yes, tanks.
>>727268137
wish my life would 404
XD
>>727267695
I'll try soon, but I have a hard time falling asleep ;~; it's easier just exhausting myself first
>>727268137
ah! is this miss Louise? welcome back! I saw a bit of the stream <3
>>727268137
Its only 2 hours.
>you aint seen shit
>Rory-sama
>>727268264
I say give it a go. If you dont like it dont play it. It is free.
Goodnight, guys, I'm out.
Misaki must depart for tomorrow. Sleep well.
>>727267976
It's great if you got almost everything. Just a little more and you'll be done~
Damn, that sounds nice. Makes me want to have some before work...
Sadly only some smoothies and shakes, as we went to McDonald's. We plan on some heavier drinking on Sunday tho, when more of my friends will show up.
Really, do I sound THAT old~?
And anyway, how old are you?
>>727268274
Oh, I understand you. Well, if you want you can tell me about your day, I would gladly hear about it~
>>727268198
I installed 4chanX and I dont like it
>>727268264
I know that feel
>>727268325
Sure, but it's normally closed when I come back from a stream
>>727268274
Thank you! The game crashed halfway through it..
>>727268439
sleep well miss Misaki <3
>>727268137
Hello Louise, nice to see you again : )
>>727268198
My issue is the content I'd have on it is extremely limited in terms of appeal so I'd be competing for a very small pool of viewers which I may or may not end up getting...
I think I'm gonna do it, but do I put in effort to try and make it into a real channel or just...Upload clips
On another note, would anyone here be interested in a 13 year old steam account? (With a couple of old af games on it)
I might give one away just for kicks because I got quite a few for cheap today... Whether or not I do would really depend on whether or not the buyer I have lined up for tomorrow ends up buying all of my stock...
What do y'all think?
>>727268528
Ok, if you don't like it you don't like it, but at least you tried it right?
That's what counts
>>727268528
I dont know what that is.
>>727268571
What kind of content? Dont really need an account but thanks.
>>727267814
I do the same.
I'm actually not sure.. are there any you recommend or think look fun? I'll probably get MGS 5 even though /v/ constantly shits on it. Someone on there posted a few games with qt anime girls on the cover that I wish I could remember the name of.
>>727268528
That was an active thread for those 12 hours. I fell asleep and it 404d a half hour later.
>it was a real shitty bake though
>>727268475
that's sweet miss Firekeeper but I didn't do anything worth mentioning today <3
>>727268528
it was fun though!
>>727267976
Painting later. Other than that, I don't know yet.
>>727268264
That one lane, random character mode was quite fun though.
>>727268528
Do the figure's clothes get loose when you take them off many times?
>>727268727
Awww, you surely did. Even if it's not "not worth" mentioning, it could be important for you, and that's what counts!
What are you thinking about then~?
>>727253846
Charred waifu is best waifu, huh?