Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck /b/ what do I do! I haven't talked

" jade right " no shit batman

now send her ur dick

send a dick pic

Lets see how this plays out

>>727239477
So how have you been- this

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ask her if she's a fan of rape

>>727239477
I've been praying nightly for this moment to come. Where you would talk to me again.

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>>727239951
Jade gets a screenshot of the thread

>>727239477
just ask her whats up you fucking austist

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So this happened.

>>727240491
ask her if she'll arm wrestle you over a can of root beet

no dick pics? ur gay

>>727240491
>autism increasing

>>727240491
If old times isn't code for fucking get out now

>>727240491
cool man ask whats her favorite pokemon to fap to

Get her to send you a picture of her Nipple.
Send a picture of your Penis.
If all goes well, your next pic will be a Vagina. Then send a picture of your Asshole.

This was on dateline bro. Follow this order and you will be fine and be heading to vagina town.

I actually have my own place. Hooker central lol.

>>727240491
Just go for it, "you wanna fuck or what?"

If you fuck this up op I swear to fucking god ill find you and fuck you myself

Ugh. So I got power raped last weekend. Still feeling disturbed and I'm going to counseling.

>>727241272ROLL

>>727241225

As if this isn't fake, holy shit. Either that or she is the thirstiest grill alive

>>727241272

Rolling

>>727241225
Is that a promise? :p

>>727241272
You a girl? Describe the experience.

>>727241272

This

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Huys....

Call her a cuck

>>727241503
seems as if youre in already....

>>727241503
Nigga she's gonna sell your organs

>>727241503
1.Get nudes
2.post nudes
3.?????
4.profit

>>727241626
this aint even real

>>727241589
Roll

so very fake

>>727241676
that too.

>>727241503
this is excellent trolling

send nudes

>>727241503
CONTEXT MY MAN CONTEXT WHAT WENT DOWN WHAT WENT DOWN?!

>>727241503
Be a hero anon, get the pics.

>>727241661
yeah you cuck, we want nudes or 404 this garbage

>>727241503
Play it up, but don't be too autistic about it. You need to be subtle. Suggest it, but do it in a way that makes it look like it's her idea.

>>727241503
>haha

kys

>>727241626
This. So this!!

NUDES NUDES NUDES

>>727241711
Don't be jealous!

>>727241881
proof or gtfo

>>727241800
Dubs-o-truths

nudes or 404

op secure the nudes

She wants you right now. Say that you don't have to be at work until 10 in the morning so you can't stay long but you do have time to come over. It'll get you to her house but you won't sound like you're jumping at the chance because you do have to leave pretty quickly.

op secure the nudes

waste of time, sage it

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Okay so maybe this is a go.

>>727239477
>crippling depression
i have nigger dick in my dick with your dick, take your dick out and have a good dick, piece

This is not a real conversation.

u fucking rushed it you beta fag

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>>727242839
this is an kissless autist's interpretation on how a conversation would go down

send her a dick pic

Ask how she's doing & say it's been awhile.

>>727242589
Just say
> what's in it for you? Well if you play your cards right, maybe a picture back and a night of moaning and screaming.
or some gay shit like that

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wait, Hold Up! THIS IS A BAIT POST ISN'T IT?! YOU FUCKERS GOT ME AGAIN!

>>727242589

> whats in it for me?

Response:" I'll post you in a cum tribute thread on /b/."

This should work.

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We have partial wins!

OP here. sage in all fields.

you've been duped.

>>727243440

This should work

>>727243558
nice

Fake and also gay. LARP thread.

>>727239477
>Uhh yeah
Uhh is filler for uncertainty. Dont waste precious seconds with such pathetic verbage.

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Tell her you got plastic surgery and now you look like this

>>727243558
tell her that the picture gave you a boner and that it would be a waste to use it on porn and that maybe she should help you out with another one.

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>>727243558
OP had sex
>normie
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

OP here, you guys suck at advice. Adlibing it!

>>727243558
proof or gtfo

>>727244066
Dubs have spoken

>>727244113
Has a new camera for Christmas but takes pic with iPhone. Yeah, not fake at all.

holy fucking shit how is this thread alive? that is such a fake conversation.

>>727240491
Post her tits?

>>727240491
Was almost sure she was about to try and take advantage of your autism to sell you something.

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>>727243558
This dialogue is fucking terrible.

Op, for the love of god, stop. You need practice before bringing this fetishist literature here.

>>727244239
Really? For a quick pic phone just seems easier. No need to file transfer off the device.

Anyone actually buying this is a fucking moron.

404 faggots

>>727244599
Dubs don't lie

/thread

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Is Op's life a fucking porno? She escelates to fucking with a rope kink so fast, they literally sent 4 messages and she started talking about fucking