ALRIGHT B, LET'S WRITE A RAP I'll be rapping the f

Nigger

Eat

pigger

Hitler did nothing wrong

And

you look good in a thong

Well

Boy are you smoking the bong?

i enjoy sticking things in my rectum

yes i am. all night long

>>727234317
Is this loli or a real girl? http://www.neetpussy.com

Let me out. This is not a dance

i wish someone would dress me up like a girl

Wtfksbrbkcujsmb

>mfw starting to sound like actual lyrics

i enjoy rap because it makes me feel closer to the big black bulls i wish would penetrate my every orifice with their throbbing members

all I want to do is watch the rich hard boys twirl

Follow me on Insta - @Benji1285
(I want to see this in the rap)

Uh, sama lamaa duma lamaa you assuming I'm a human
What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman
Innovative and I'm made of rubber
So that anything you saying ricocheting off of me and it'll glue to you
I'm never stating, more than never demonstrating
How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating
Never fading, and I know that the haters are forever waiting
For the day that they can say I fell off, they'd be celebrating
Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated
I make elevating music, you make elevator music
Oh, he's too mainstream
Well, that's what they do when they get jealous, they confuse it
It's not hip hop, it's pop, cause I found a hella way to fuse it
With rock, shock rap with Doc
Throw on Lose Yourself and make 'em lose it
I don't know how to make songs like that
I don't know what words to use
Let me know when it occurs to you
While I'm ripping any one of these verses diverse as you
It's curtains, I'm inadvertently hurtin' you
How many verses I gotta murder to,
Prove that if you're half as nice at songs you can sacrifice virgins too uh

one time i cut a hole in a cantalope with a melon baller and fucked it

>>727235805
i knew this chick named candy and she cucked it

>>727235745
Benji sucks a lot of cock on ustream live

So now I'm living on 69.fuckherrightinthepussy

>>727236054
lol, that's a friends insta. Lets see how many people actually follow him.
(Not a request or command)

allahu ackbar i love isis

>>727235779
Op here, don't think I'm not rapping that, because i am, lmao

>>727236354
and also Ileana Douglas

>>727236270
nobody will follow this cocksucker Benji or Tim

Yo, VIP, let's kick it!
Ice Ice Baby, Ice Ice Baby
All right stop, Collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop? Yo, I don't know
Turn off the lights and I'll glow
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle.

Step on the gas.
Step on the gas?

What the fuck are you doing in my fucking swamp you little Farquaad? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the brogres, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on your anus, and have ogre 300 confirmed layers. I am trained in making early 2000's pop cultural references, and am the top ogre in the entire far far away armed forces. You are nothing to me but another Drek. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which have never been seen in Dreamworks, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that dreck to me over the swamp? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of fairy tale creatures across Far Far Away and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, Farquaad. The storm that will end your fucking life. It's fucking ogre, Donkey. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare asscheeks. Not only am I shrextensively trained in onionade combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Fairy Godmothers Factory and I will use it to its full shrextent to wipe your miserable little ass of of the face of mah swamp, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn Rumpelstiltskin. I will shrek fury all ogre you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, Pinocchio.

>>727236613
Alrighty then.

Kick! Punch! It's all in the mind.
If you wanna test me, I'm sure you'll find
the things I'll teach ya is sure to beat ya
but nevertheless you'll get a lesson from teacher now

NIGGER NIGGER
NIGGER NIGGER
NIGGER NIGGER
NIGGER NIGGER
NIGGER NIGGER

>>727236934
say hello to my little friend

Don't pretend to be entitled to financial compensation if you or a loved one hasn't even been diagnosed with mesothelioma

Ok, this is ABSOLUTE fucking bullshit. I went to see Cars in the theater yesterday, and when Lightning McQueen got HOT with Sally in Radiator Springs, my boner engaged. When Lightning McQueen said "Ka-Chow!", I couldn't help it!!! I closed my eyes, and I TORE my dick to shreds, using whip like motions and pulled with great force. That was one of the best nuts I ever had, just thinking about it now gets me riled up. Thing is, I nutted all over the kid sitting right next to me, and his mom got all pissed at me, screaming at me for jacking off on her son. I told that bitch to shut the fuck up, and that jacking off is a natural, artistic, and beautiful process. You should BE HAPPY that my semen is all over your son, maybe he can learn a lesson or two about the culture and art of jacking off. HOWEVER, the movie theater managers didn't agree with me. They KICKED ME OUT of the movie theater, and I didn't even finish watching the Cars movie. Not only THAT, but they made me clean up my semen after it already dried out and solidified on the seats. THATS TORTURE!! Do you know how hard it is to clean semen after its dried out? You CLEAN semen after its FRESH out of your cock, not an hour after you fucking nutted. This is a fucking OUTRAGE. Do you really expect me to not whip out my cock and jack off when i see a HOT sex scene in a movie? Either don't ban sex scenes in movies, or LET ME jack off in your theater, assholes.

I was born to 3 women, 4 men, and 2 others. I was top of my class at Princeton, cause I couldn't afford to get into Harvard. And now, I ben payin my bills with the help of Ben, Bill, and mah honey momma.

According to all known laws of aviation,
there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

I want to fuck my dead grandmother's eyes

>>727234317
I want to fucking die

If you don't chew big red FUCK YOU (like legit yell)

>>727237910
if you chew big red hey I LOVE YOU (yell)

Mom's spaghetti, its ready

Woah step back get steady

my fetish is aluminum foil, when i poop i never flush like royal. i was molested as a teen, i have lead poisoning and hepatitis B

Jews did 9/11

>>727234317
Turkledoves perched on the tree of Russia's might
Fuck Hillary Clinton
Trump put up the fight
reppin white power in the 1488
show me a nigger and I'll show you who to hate

which is why they'll never get into heaven

pipe bomb through ur letterbox

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

FOLLOW THE GOOD DAMM TRAIN CJ!!!

Orange

>>727238733
sweater box, wet her cock

fuck jews

>>727238793
shoot dat bitch wid my glock

traps aren't gay but yo, I am!
slam any ass, whether they pass, or not
girls with huge dicks is what I find pretty hot

suicideboys are gay

What's the deal with black people?

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Benis :DDD

please use this as instrumental
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhjJpDu0Ijw

>>727239173
i wanna kill black people!

nigger

earl grey, tea bag, no frills, 8 pack, discount

>>727234317
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Gandhi was worse than Adolf Hitler because Gandhi was black

>>727239450
High, ass rash lama pain here, lust agreeing if you caught the closet bust 11 dollars

>>727234317
Yo my name is Goku
And I like to eat tofu
NUGGER NIGGER NUGGER NIGGER NIUIGGHGEWFWERRRRRR

i shat in my own mouth and i bust a lot of ballers

crisp, sandwich and drink, tesco meal deal

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What's red, 6 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I feed it to her? Her miscarriage. This shit is fucking garish.

>>727239744
tell me, why does he wear the MASK
perhaps he's wondering why you would ASK him that before shooting him after throwing him out of an airplane. hmmm.

>>727239805
I did a rhyme. Hope that's easy to rap. (Don't include this in the video)

CAN'T KEEP MY DICK IN MY PANTS, AYE

>>727239969
Better put this the rap ray

Get shwifty! Take off your pants and panties!

Suicide Squad was nominated for an Oscar. That's awful.

Comments and LET'S WRITE I'll be ALRIGHT B, will probably replace with song on is overused A RAP first 150 nigga Let's rapping the posting the this channel f nigger. Nigger.

>>727234317
I fuck my dead dad every day of the week.

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>>727240530
Lick my silly dilly willy on the bread of a philly and i see my nigga billy

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Op here, halfway the recording lmao, keep it up you guys! (Also any three lines or more probs won't be used in order to save time :^) )

Ima filly billy with my hilly of cum then gas him like they dud in Auschwitz

reppin white power in the 1488 to all known laws of aviation, tree of Russia's might
Able to fly. Its Clinton Trump put up the fight makes my girlfriend cry
This shit is fucking garish. Is fucking garish.
Black turkle doves perched on a miscarriage

I'm uncle Billy. Wanna see my willy? Not like you have a choice, get some lube 'cause it's gonna get moist.

Trying to remain consistent,
Persistent nihilistic in a fucked rendition,
Sick of lying sluts and the bloody cunt bitches,
You just want my love?, sike, suck a a bag of dicks, kid.

Can I rhyme kid to with kid? Yes kid!

fuck me in my ass

yo, just lay on the grass

THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST

I really fucking hate myself and this rap sucks. Kill me.

I'm a faggot and I suck dick

>>727234317
I have a big peepee and a gf and I really unironically enjoy life.