Hey /b/, instead of seeking professional help in asking you what

Nigger

How you feel op?

>>727232027
Not at my best

>>727231735
Yellow jacket

Holyfuckingshit!
That looks like an iPhone charger!

>>727232181
Used it for scaling purposes

How long did it take for it to start itching/appearing?

Does it even itch? What part of Florida? Did you go through a forest or some shit?

>>727232252
South west Florida, near Naples, it doesn't itch but it's kinda numb, I was outside grilling

>>727231735
A couple of disease carrying mosquitoes went out for dinner. You were it. They stabbed their virus ridden stabbers into your flesh and gazed into each others multi-lensed eyeballs as they sipped your blood and talked about starting a family of disease carrying mosquito babies.

>>727232252
OP here again, yes I live next to a forest

>>727231735
it's an ant bite, you big pussy

>>727232402
Ok good at least I can die knowing that I was a good meal and conversation starter

did it hurt when it bit you?

>>727232534
I know what ant bites look like dumbass

Have you checked for any bee/wasp nest near your home op?
>>727232027

Grilling? Probarbly a piece of ember from the fire that made a tiny burnmark

>>727232584
No, I haven't seen many bees lately though

>>727232609
I had a shirt on, and never felt a burn

>not even necrotic

man the fuck up

>>727232609
Good point, but he says he is nit feeling to good

Could be a spider bite.

By not feeling to good, what do you mean?
Could you be more specific?

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>>727232936
A little Nausea, slight headache
Also photo update, a little bigger and darker

>>727233109
What area code?

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Ooh this is going to be one of those fun things where you don't feel anything too special for a while and then suddenly out of nowhere you bite it
Keep us posted op

>>727233316
34108

>>727233109
I know that. Its a fucking spider bite. Not sure what but when a widow bit me, that's exactly what the shit looked look.

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>>727231735
Probably an insect, but it looks a little infected.

>>727233439
Oh shit nigga

I have been bitten by many spider, it is definitely that, what type i couldn't tell you, but based on the fact it spit you twice the 2nd being less potent i would guess a wolf spider.

aids. u got bit by aids.

>>727233439
Welp, enjoy the necrosis OP

>>727232584
Honey bees don't bite and if they'd stung (which they wouldn't for no reason) the stinger and venom gland would have been left behind.

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don't die dude!

>>727233787
Great, I hope I don't die when I'm sleeping

>>727233109
Where are you? Are there any obvious local suspects?

>>727233822
The dubs have spoken

>>727233109
You either got bit by a widow or wolf spider, more likely a widow explains the headache.
I recommend going to a Hospital or you could put garlic on the bite and take some garlic with milk to try and puke out the venom

>>727233989
Nope, can't see any spiders in sight

>>727233822
Check'd and kek'd

>>727233922
I hope so too. Because if you're sleeping we won't get to witness it. Maybe set up a younow live stream of you sleeping so we can see you drift off to the gentle embrace of death

>>727234106
I mean where you live. Britfag so don't know where your area code is.

>>727234088
Fucking hell

>>727234247
Naples, Florida, United States of america
Say hi to your front teeth for me

>>727234088
More dubs, I'm dead I guess then

>>727231936
Yep. Totally looks like a nigger bite.

OP here, how long does one live after a widow bite

>>727234403
You'er not dead, it's just going to hurt.
A lot

Keep us posted, wanna see the outcome, but we all know how this is going to end.

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>>727234584
About half an hour. OH SHIT NIGGER

>>727234804
Well fuck me sideways

>>727234853
Is that your final deathbed request? I'm happy to oblige

>>727233638
Shut was not cash. Had the whole headache, felt like the flu, everything. Luckily, it wasn't enought to kill me.

>>727233847
Recluses do the necrosis thing. If OP got bit by a recluse, he'll know tomorrow. I had a friend get bit by a recluse and a year later, they were still using a scapel to dig dead flesh out of the hole. Took like three years for it heal 100%. Left a hole the size of a golfball in his back.

>>727234958
Go into a elementary school and take off your pants in front of the parents when they are picking their kids up

>>727235022
Well great, would the double bite thing be enough to kill me?
135lb 5'6" shortfag

If you get an erection all the poison will pool in the blood of your dick. Then all that's left to do is find someone to suck it out of you and you'll be good as new

>>727234853
OP do you see a faint red ring around the area of the bite?

>>727235022
Also my abdomen and back are beginning to hurt, should I call an ambulance?

Can we get a update on the bite?
Did it change color?
Dose it hurt more?
How dose it feel to be dying?

>>727235351
Very faint and it's pretty close to the bite, if you mean a slightly raised pink area of skin

>>727235357
Yes

>>727235357
Nah wait off for a little while longer. Don't hurry into needless medical expenses too soon. Do you have any strong beverages in the house? A shot of something should dull the pain

>>727234584
I ended up in the ER after about 2-4 hours. Couldn't handle it no more. Doc asked if I was sure it was a black widow and was like, "fuck yeah...stuck my hand in my shoe to get a quarter I had dropped and BAM. As a matter of fact, the little bitch is still in my goddamn shoe". Gave me pain reliever and took some blood work. By the next day, felt worse but widow antivenom isn't cheap and only used when somebody is having a bad fucking reaction. Roughed it out for a week. Still have like random pain even 5 years later.

>>727235409
No color change, just a little darker, still pretty numb, and it feels pretty shitty to be dying lmao

>>727235152
Almost certainly not. Their venom was evolved for much smaller prey.

>>727235479
Some cooking wine but that's it, all out of liquor

>>727235666
Also oh shit I got satanic trips

>>727235666
Then just chug a glass of that with some aspirin

lupus

>>727235704
Welp, guess you'regoing to hell

>>727235733
aspirin is fake and gay.
ibuprofen does the job plus reduces inflammation.

>>727235733
>sounding like a newfag here but
Are you sure I should take something to mask the pain when it's the only warning system I have at the moment

>>727235751
It's never lupus

>>727235864
It's not just that. Alcohol is a vasodilator, your system will flush out whatever poison is in you much faster

>>727235867
My cane and me suggest taking a PET scan, if not you're an idiot.

>>727236016
Wouldn't I have to drink a massive amount of wine for it to have that effect though

Also because I haven't specified yet, the bite is on the side of my abdomen

>>727236097
Depends on your tolerance. Better get cracking

>>727236059
What happened boi

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>>727236059
I will give you permission only if you can give me a good reason that doesn't amount to "because I said so" also look at my jew butt because as the love interest it's my only real asset

>>727235479
I'm so glad we don't have to consider the cost in the UK. An anon could get really sick before seeking treatment, when early treatment is always going to be best.

>>727231735
whats white thing looks like a computer moose??? that look a big bite man

You should be fine OP, just drink try and take your mind off it, and keep an eye for a red halo away from the bite making a ring on your skin, if that doesn't happen it shouldn't be to worrisome.

>>727236590
It's a shame you don't have very good dental standards though

>>727236399
MY FUCKING SIDES!!!

>>727236668
Ok thanks man

Also so close to the quads

>>727236750
When somebody replies to a old response and the amount of posters stays the same
>inb4 samefag

>>727235666
Got any honey? or a really strong sugar or salt solution at a push. It does look infected.
Also checked. Hope it's not a sign.

Don't go towards the light. Go towards the warm darkness. Fire is nice, and cozy

>>727236864
I have some cane sugar syrup and I could easily make some brine real quick

>>727236864
What should I do with it

>>727236399
the patient is actually related to the spider, and becuase my leg hurts.

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>>727236399
Kek'd. And check'd.

>>727236682
Yeah, I bet there's a lot of corpses with beautiful smiles in the US.

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>>727237095
I too show up for unrelated shenanigans and general mischief

>>727237163
Posters still hasn't gone up, still samefag laughing at his own joke
Must be really lonely eh?

>>727237302
Yup, all of the poor who get weeded out by expensive healthcare. Can't be a 99% if they all die

>>727237075
Wash the bite, then apply a layer of syrup. The high sugar content (or salt) will disinfect the area by drawing the water out of any bacterial cells, by osmosis. Honey is better because it also produces a little hydrogen peroxide when it hits the moisture of a wound.

>>727237303
I need you'r opinion on the the patience test results, also how is you're sex life?

>>727231936
This.
Can confirm this is a classic nigger bite OP. Have you been spending a lot of time at Walmart or KFC?

>>727237649
You don't need my opinion you'll just shit all over it anyways also I'm dating a stripper

>>727237436
Fair point. Can't really argue with that.

>>727237647
Okay thanks

>>727237800
So you date someone who professionally shoves her pussy and asshole into strange men's faces all night and does god knows what else for a little extra tip? Great life choice.

>>727237941
She just needs help getting her life back together you wouldn't understand because you're a selfcentered narcissist

>>727238070
At least I'm not a cuck.

>>727238070
You're a cuck faggot who lets his girls friend be a whore for money publicly
>>727237941
You're a cunt with no life judging people for their personal choices
How about you both shut the fuck up

>>727238134
At least I have two working legs nigger

>>727237800
I just had an epiphany while riding my motorcycl down the street and running over a crippled baby, I know now how to cure him.
I just hope the nigger and brit dont try to stop me for doing something no one thought of.

>>727238201
Damnit Chase why don't you just shut your aussie roofucking mouth or you're fired

>>727238201
You're madder than both of us who were just messing with each other and you feel the need to step in as a mediator on an anonymous message board. Wow. Who has no life again?

>>727231735
I ordered some dog treats from amazon and when opened the box a fucking spider came flying out of it and tried to run off. I stomped him before he under the basement door.

>>727238320
>>727238356
They have united under one goal, to destroy me
Kinda like the US and Russia teaming up against germany