Sup /b/, just want to share my experience today. >be me,

cool story bro

>>727231640
>itt things that never happened
>op looked at guys
>looked at kid
>went back to looking a youporn on his phone

>>727231640
>>727232047

>faggot op in a bus
>two hot dudes sit near him
>makes a whole fantasy about them being together and being a proud hero so that they all have a threesome in the end

>>727232428
was one of the dudes ryan gosling?

Has Tumblr been leaking, did I miss something?

>>727231640
>in theater with my boyfriend to see movie
>boyfriend is laying against me waiting for previews to start
>little kid in front of us stands up on his seat and looks back
>he pokes his mom
>"MOM, those guys are laying together."
>mom looks back and sushes him
>she apologetically mouths "sorry"
>whisper "it's ok"
>kid gets off his seat and comes around and stands in front of us
>"Why are you guys laying together?"
>"Hes my boyfriend."
>"Thats wierd!"
>"Why?"
>"cuz your a boy"
>"Yeah I am."
>"But you said he's your boyfriend."
>"He is."
>his little brain is working
>"Do you love him?" he asks my boyfriend.
>"Yep" my boo says
>"and you love him?"
>"yes."
>"oh."
>he digs around in his pocket
>pulls out a pikachu keychain
>"this is my pikachu."
>"That's awesome."
>boyfriend pulls out his pokeball wallet
>kid laughs and runs back around to his seat.

>>727232690
ryan gosling is ugly

>>727232768
Toootally

>>727232723
fucking faggots molesting children in movie theaters

>>727232894
no, really

>>727231640
Fuck off back to tumblr, fat white girl. And take your blue hair and hipster glasses with you.

>>727232723
Pretty cute

>>727232723
anon was really on acid and imagined the whole thing.

anon is a virgin with a 1 inch dick

>>727231640
Send fags to the gas chamber, and you can jump in with them too. That mom is based.

>>727231640
fuck off faggot re poster
also fuck off faggot

>>727231640

hi tumblr faggatron I do believe the lgbt board aka gay nigger board is down the hall and to the left

>>727232723
wtf is happening to this board?

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>>727231640
Are you like some sorta gay vigilante? Saw this a couple days ago, exact same story, is this all you do with you self? Copy pasta?

>>727231640
>things that never happened
Also fags shouldn't be doing that shit in front of kids. Common fucking decency.

>>727231640
The fox say, just let someone raise their kid how they want to and the kid can come to his own goddamn conclusions. There's no need to make a scene .

>>727231640
>>727232723
Daddy Pence is gona fix you faggot right up.

>>727233879
I have no idea how voice to text managed to turn me saying "for fucks sake" into "the fox say"

lol homos holding hands...i dont even hold hands with my gf her pussy smells

>>727231640
what a faggot holy shit

>>727233914
no pls :(

>>727231640
This is absolutely beautiful. I love how there are so many people standing up to homophobia lately. Seems like there is a bus revolution sweeping the nation. Rosa Parks would be so proud.

>>727233831
So should straight couples not hold hands, after all it's "common fucking decency".
just wonder where you draw the line

>>727235391
I'm saying that gay people specifically shouldn't expose children to their degeneracy

>>727232723
cute as fuck

>>727235493
Okay, fair enough. Although tbh I think that if a child is gay he probs was gon' like dick regardless of the two males holding hands in front.

>>727231640
Just because someone doesn't like homosexuals doesn't mean they're homophobic. That's a stupid false correlation. Do you know what homophobic means? People might be disgusted by homosexuals, might think they're bad examples because (in their minds) they're going to hell, or whatever, and for this they are bad role models for kids, for ex.

Doesn't mean they're afraid of homosexuality. It means they disagree with it.

If you actually want progress, Lefties, you must start to use words correctly and not falsify words' definitions.

Not that I believe your story (I think it's just propaganda) but I do agree with your postulated point of view, however, so don't get me wrong. I'm still right, though.

>>727233463
>anon was on acid
Fuck off, no I wasn't

I was one 1.5grams of shrooms. we were seeing Sing.

>>727236158
Did you even bother to look up the definition of "homophobic" or did you just decide that it means being afraid of gays?

Homophobic - "having or showing a dislike of or prejudice against homosexual people."

Sure, I get that "phobic" is being bastardized here, but English is a living language.

And the whole bus cheered, and the whole bus simultaneously busted a nut at how kool I am.

>>727231640
An average day in a liberal dictatorship...

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>>727231640
I too am getting tired of it being trophy time any time people are anything better than a total shithead savage.

I get no credit for the evil shit I fail to do and that's as it should be. Failure to do evil shit should be the default.

What was the moral of the story besides everyone in it is a huge faggot?

If it's so popular to be accepting right now then how about everyone accepts my fat dick in their asshole?

>>727231640
Then your alarm clock went off. Seriously, does it make you feel good to try and impress complete strangers? So pathetic, seriously, so pathetic.

Fuck you OP mind your own goddamn business.

>The bus cheered

lol

>>727231640
is there a reason why you're posting this shitty retarded "story" every 20 minutes?

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>>727232723
The future belongs to non-assholes. Enjoy it. All the salty haters will just be hateful relics their families don't talk about when they are locked away in the old age homes.

I used to work at one. I'm not even kidding. I've watched you bigots die alone.

Playing dominoes with me was the best they got for being monumental hateful assholes during their freedom and health.

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>>727236158
Ok, wake me when the right comes up with a better term than SJW as if social justice is inherently bad.

Pretty sure every right wing asshole thinks they are fighting for social justice as they see it.

then you got off with them and sucked them like the faggot you are

>>727237120
The future belongs to unopposed assholes and the emasculated betas they rule over.

Stop typing gay shit online.

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>>727236484
Yeah because opposing bigots oppresses THEM. /smh

No wonder you're cool with getting ass fucked by he 1% every second of the day like the rest of your shitmind RWNJ/neolib brethren.

>>727237357
k

>>727237120
I bet you smell like kale and lube.

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>>727237357
And defending bigots mitigates that potential failure how? /does not understand

Look at the arc of history. We always get more compassionate over the longer time scale.

The more primitive a culture, the meaner it is. That's why ISIS is burning people while we have homeless shelters.

>>727231878
1up

>>727231640
You didn't know that they loved each other. It might have just been a cawk thing.

fags are wrong, so dont tell kids bullshit about pseudo-love

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>>727237698

Is that really how it works in your world? Anyone who isn't a bigoted shithead must be a cliche vegan gay?

Sucker I'm in Kentucky and there is a glock on my belt right now and I'm talking to my gf in the other window.

You should visit reality sometime, it's not like you think it is because of TV.

>>>727233914
What is your damage?

>The bus cheered
nobody actually cares about

its collective narcissism

>>727238603
The irony. Using "nobody actually cares" as a way to scold narcissism.

Thinking no one caring is bad means thinking glory is good, which is narcissistic.

Unless that wasn't your intent and you're just lousy at communications hehe.

Saw this 3 days ago, kek

>>727231640
Way to be literally a waste of space contributing to humanity moving slower. Being gay/trans/whatever the fuck you want to make up IS wrong. I'm not going to gas them, (maybe just the trans) but you're fucking autistic if you don't think so. Most non-teen gays admit it as well. It's just a mental disorder. They can't help it.

>>727238875
im stoned as fuck i didnt even finish typing the sentence bro i left out words

but yes, most people only seem to be interested in these issues publicly

>>727231640
fag

>>727231640
Probably fake, but if real, way to go op.

Listen to these fucking neckbeards saying you did the wrong thing. Sad!

>>727239617
hehehe fair enough man, enjoy :)

>>727231640
Did they at least suck your dick as a thank you?

>>727240001
In London we call that an oral handshake.