What's the best vagina you ever tasted taste like?

>>727230465
salty milk

>>727230465

best - 20 year old i met on tinder (i'm 30). no foul taste, no taste at all really. no smell. perfectly shaven, smooth skin.

worst - ex girlfriend had a bad day down there. it happens, we dated for 5 years

>>727230465
Bags of sand

>>727230465
coiny bags of sand

like slightly warm ocean water. only less salty

>>727230734

20 year old i met on bumble (i was 28). no foul taste, no taste at all really. no smell. perfectly shaven, smooth skin.

i had, like, two edits but otherwise exactly the same

18 year old i met on bumble (i was 26). no foul taste, no taste at all really. no smell. perfectly shaven, smooth skin.

i had, like, two edits but otherwise exactly the same

16 year old i met on bumble (i was 24). no foul taste, no taste at all really. no smell. perfectly shaven, smooth skin.

i had, like, two edits but otherwise exactly the same

The best no smell
The worst piss and sweat

>>727230465
Best one tasted (and smelled) like Johnson's Baby Powder.
Worst one tasted (and smelled) like vinegar

>>727231167
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>>727231003
uh huh

>>727230465
Pussy has a taste of it's own, I like to describe it like this.. earthly with a bit of saltiness and cream almost as if you rub your behind your ear and then suck on it but a sweet taste of metal.

>>727230465
biggest slut i've known tasted almost sweet. Worst was a virgin, she tasted like rotten fish

14 year old i met on bumble (i was 22). no foul taste, no taste at all really. no smell. perfectly shaven, smooth skin.

i had, like, two edits but otherwise exactly the same

This thread is disappointing..

Best was this one off chick with a dude hair cut. Pussy was sooooo nice and had no bad smell.

Worst was my first date with what is now my wife. We went hiking all day/making out all day too. We went back to her apartment and did some 69. She had wet poo around her ass hole and it was sweaty and smelly. I forced myself to cum quick and had a mind to break it off when I got home. I started referring to her as poopy bitch. I never wanted to marry her, but her family is loaded. So now I'm looking forward to an early retirement when her parents kick the bucket. 10 years in and I still gotta watch out if she hasn't showered. Nasty bitch.

Mfw I married a poopy bitch.

>>727232183
poopy bitch lmfao

>>727232183

> tfw no poopy bitch

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worst tasted kinda fishy/cheesy but if you use plenty saliva the taste soon dilutes.

the best tasted exactly(and I mean exactly) like a raw scallop. fuckin tasty

>>727232436

> raw scallop

ew bro

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>>727232183
this is fucking screencappable this shit kek

>>727230465
ok you guys are going to be like this guy doesnt know shit but still my girlfriends is like fucking prime maybe im down right retarded but everyones like "oh pussy tastes like shit people who say it tastes good havent actually tasted" but fuck man her pussy tastes great.
Also could be cause we are 18 haha

>>727232557
they;re practically raw when you get them in a restaurant. the fucks ew about that in this thread?

the worst you can get of a fresh raw scallop is nothing kek and a vagina? aids

>>727232779
*off

>>727232676

18 year old pussy tastes better than old pussy, for sure

good pussy shouldn't really taste like anything unless they're using other products (which can be dangerous to ingest)

not abnormal to enjoy the taste tho

>>727230465
Best was like the wontons in real wonton soup, not the shit that sat all day in the buffet.

Worst was just really, really hairy.

>>727232779

i don't want the pussy i'm licking to taste like a sea creature

just me tho

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>>727232878
>tasted taste like?

> really, really hairy.

>>727232183
Please make this the newest meme, /b/! #Poopybitch

>>727232966
fuck off vegan steven

>>727232126
You went hiking with her all day and didn't tell her that her junk was foul, or she assumed you didn't care because you didn't tell her

you're incompetence bitch now, can't tell a woman to jump in the tub

>>727231215
Dude have you ever tasted powder before that shit is nasty as fuck

Ever lick a 9-volt battery?

>>727233079
na ffs, wet wipe that shit up then go for it

>>727232966
Maybe sea creatures taste like pussy you retarded faggot nigger

>>727230465
It doesn't really taste like anything if it's clean

>>727230465
Jokes on you I've never seen one

>>727233083
Not when it's on a 4yo pussy!

>>727233241
tight

>>727232183
Kek

>>727230465

Best: super wet, no taste and smell at all

Worse: first GF on a bad day, it was smelling like literal garbage... and tasting like it too...

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>>727233343
>literal garbage
so what did it ACTUALLY taste like?

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>>727233241
MODS MODS MODS

>>727233488

A mix of old onion, garlic... a pinch of rotten egg, and a awful metal smell.

>>727230465
Rusty pennies

worst-i ate this fat bitch and it tasted like a trash can. I stopped quickly then she told me to kiss her cuz she wan't to "taste her pussy". i breathed on her heavy and she went "oh..."

>>727230954
bags of sand coins

>>727230465
Best: Smooth on the outside, juicy on the inside, with nothing offputting. Tongue fucking was really amazing too.

Worst: Literally tasted like piss flaps, and looked like dangling flapjacks. Horrible.

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>>727233780
ah, thanx anon,
i was so close to cumming there you needed to send me over the edge.

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>>727232183
>poopy bitch

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>>727232418
>>727232183

>>727230465
Best is when I ate the pussy of a 95 year old woman. She hadn't shaved but I didn't care because I was super horny. Worst is my 25 years old ex-girlfriend. We had Taco Bell and later that night she pooped in my mouth but I didn't care because I was super horny.

The first and worst one I ever tasted gave me a yeast infection on my tongue.

Tasted like sourdough.

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>>727233978

Black pussy is the worst, tastes gamey and musky. Black chicks just smell wierd in general because they only wash thier hair once a week.

Best tasted like bleach, worst tasted like actual pussy

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>>727232183

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>>727232183
I'd rather be poor

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>>727232418
>>727232183
>poopy bitch

>>727230465
Sloppy seconds and cleaning creampie is the tastiest I have tried
My gf once pulled a train and got fucked by 7 guys
Damn that was some tasty pussy

>>727234279
Plus once you get the iron collars off and brand them, they've no fight left. Who wants to rape a slave.that doesn't fight back? A guy with a soft cock, that's who.

>>727230734
>no foul taste, no taste at all really. no smell. perfectly shaven, smooth skin.

What this gentleman said.

>Met girl on tinder
>My oh my we gonna do the slow dance
>Panties off, pussy out totally shaved
>Not a guy who likes to lick pussies at all, but this bitch was unique
>Pussy like something Patrick Bateman would like

>>727232183
huh. thought that was gonna turn into some little weird 4chan love story

>>727233780
but what was the worst?

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>>727230465
Ate a ~14 yr old virgin. She was nice and sweet, reminiscent of a slightly metallic honey with almost no salty hints
Another very clean, petite girl ~16 had a consistently delightful honey pussy
In my experience when a girl is especially turned on, this is the taste of the juices that flow out of her vagina itself--with variable levels of saltiness and metallic taste.
The worst I am guessing would have been this kinda trashy black chick ~18 yo I banged a few times. Her pussy often had a gnarly musky scent especially when she didn't shower. Never ate her out because it smelled too bad but enjoyed making her suck my dick after fucking so maybe she'd get the hint lol
The worst I ate would have to be my first girlfriend ~13 after a day of school and softball practice and it was about her time of the month when for some reason she always produced some funky juices

Pic related, another girl with a nice sweet pussy I had a one night stand with ~6 years ago

>>727232183
you fucking boss

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>>727234583
Are you me??? I fucking LOVE eating another guy's cum out of a freshly fucked pussy!

>>727232183

didn't fall in love??
:( ( ( (

>>727230465

>best
I've tasted a lot of pussies but I can't remember any that I thought tasted "good". They've all had no taste, tasted dirty and sweaty or tasted like soap/lotion. I prefer pussies with no taste.

>worst
I found out my ex had a yeast infection with my tounge. It tasted like bad cheese. Close runner up was a random drunk chick I hooked up with. I could taste the last piss she took. I'm sure some of you faggots are into that but not me.

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Best was my ex from a couple years ago. Absolutely no smell/taste. Pretty bad razor burn and meaty pussy but smells and tasted like absolutely nothing, so had her sit on my face all the time.

Worst was my first serious girlfriend, 14yo so somewhat understandable but it's not that fuckin hard to wash your pussy. Smelled like 5 month old dead fish, tasted like rotten sour socks and made me want to die. Went down on her twice, not sure why I did the second time.

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>>727233050
>uses #

>>727235373
Love is a pledge not a feeling.

I like it when it has a little wand to it! I hate when it tastes like soap!!!

Best pussy to eat is when she showers at night and you eat it early in the morning for breakfast! Yum (kills bad breath too)

My Dick smells even after I wash it ! Ugh! What to do /b/ros?

>>727232183

sniffin' ass is the poor mans viagra

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>>727232183

>>727235834
Antibacterial dish soap, Dawn for instance.

>>727235834
Shave and Ball cream

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>>727232183

>>727235958
Thanks I'll try that!

I hope it ain't std

>>727230465
>best
Candy
>worst
Rotten scallops

>>727235960
What's ball cream?

My girl hates sucking it, even after I shower it smells like fish

>>727232183
$4 million, split between 3 siblings in case anyone is curious. Guess everyone has his price...

>>727236375

Stop same fagging so that you get a a reddit screenshot, your story sucked and nobody gives a shit.

garlic

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>>727230465

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mfw i'm the only virgin in this thread

>>727236698
I literally only posted this one after the first one you fucking waste of life.

>>727230465

Best- Really fresh, balanced, watery in terms of viscosity but very sweet smelling. Something about it just drove me wild. Pheromones, perhaps.

Worst - Sweat and body odor but you could taste it. Could not continue for long.

>>727230465
Best and first time sucking was when I was 14 and sucked on an 11 yo girls pussy while she was sleeping that had to stay the night at my place. Have no idea how to describe the taste but it was virgin fresh pussy and it was good.

Worst was my wife's pussy one night, normally tastes amazing but I was going down on her and it tasted like dead egg, told her so she got all embarrassed and upset but then like 2 hours later she got her period so that explained the bad taste, she felt better as there was a reason for the unusual taste. And I was right it was dead egg.

>>727236903
me too, feelsbadman

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>>727232183

>>727236716
Is this the best or the worst?

>>727236916

Then why art thou mad my dude?

Cuz you're a lying little shit licker, that's why.

>>727230465
no taste at all is best, the more taste there is the worse it is.
Period

>>727232436

Going to need some sauce on this gif.

worst: first gf, kinda chubby and had a huge bush

best: 2nd gf, gymnast, tight shaved clean pussy TASTE LIKE WATER

still loved both vaginas and would eat both again any time

>>727237230
Damn it you win

>>727230465
Only have tasted one and it's been pretty good at times and really bad at others

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>>727237182
Don't worry, soon, we will get super powers.

>>727230465
Best would probably be when my oldest daughter was 2 and I ate her out the first time. But just because it was the first time.

>>727238107
MODS

Vegan health nut chick I used to fuck while in college. Her pussy tasted heavenly. I would fuck her about 4 times a week... Everytime I gave her head she would squirt all over my face.

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>>727238505
>Tfw you will never get pissed on by a foodie

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>>727232183
mfw
>poopy bitch

>>727238623

I enjoyed it. Her boyfriend couldn't make her cum so she would fuck me while he was busy in class or work.

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>>727232183
>poopy bitch

>>727232183
Put me in the screencap or your mother dies in her sleep tonight.

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>>727239024
Sweet bro. it's always better to be the one fucking the beta's girl instead of being the beta whose girl is getting fucked.

I've a couple chicks that had a strong odor, but it always turned me on. I think it has something to do with pheromones... Hey, wtf do I know.

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>>727232183
Better to marry a poopy bitch with money than a crazy bitch who's broke.

>>727233841
Underrated.

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>>727239399
How about not get married and fuck both poopybitch and crazy broke bitch?

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>>727232183
you better put me in the screencap

>>727239301
Yeah... not really into calling men beta or alphas. I don't judge. I look at it as doing a service. I actually strengthened their bond. I don't date, I just like to fuck. Happy couple, happy cock. Win/win.

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>>727232183
>Mfw I married a poopy bitch.

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>>727232183
Loaded with what anon, poopy bitches?

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>>727232183
>At her apartment
Why didn't you just shower first LMAO

POOPYBITCH

>>727230465
>Fingering girlfriend on her period
>I pull my hand out with massive amounts of blood under finger nails...
>Tell her that her uterus is literally under my nails
>She then leans forward planting her vagina down on my face telling me the only way I can get air is if I clean her pussy with my mouth
>Start doing it
>Tells me she was kidding and that I'm disgusting
> breaks up with me because of how gross I was
> she got back together with my dad
it was my mom....

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>>727239662
Lame bro at least call it for what it is. yes it is a service. But she's using you to get over her bond with him. Or cope with their shitty gone toxic bond. Why people stay together when the love is gone is beyond me. But I think it's because of the perks he giver her (provider status). Still, better to be the one she wants for a good fuck instead of the beta provider.

>>727239518
Because, you need to be married to the poopy bitch until her parents die, then she gets the dough. Then you have her murdered and YOU inherit her money and then spend the rest of your life fucking crazy sluts.

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>>727239995

Pussy literally smells and tastes like musk (like a neutral smelling damp room ). Unless theyre gross or have a uti then the shit you hear about fish is true. Eating pussy when you're drunk is enjoyable though, then again any sexual shit is fun while you're drunk. Just don't be faggots anons, bitches love getting their pussies eaten out

>>727240227
Year more like she divorces you and you get jack shit.

>>727236878
this is a such a beautifully accurate visual representation

2 year old i met on bumble (i was 50). dirty diaper taste, taste was really bad. gross smell. perfectly shaven, smooth skin.

i had, like, two edits but otherwise exactly the same

>>727237074
Mfw the joke is gross

>>727240167
Nah this was bout 5 years ago... They're married now. Have 2 kids... cute kids too. I could have taken her from him while in college if I wanted to, but there's just too much pussy in the world. Women are complicated... vagina is simple.

>>727240353
I think you're forgetting that she is a poopy bitch, she's lucky to have a man.

>>727230465
The best was when I was 17 and she was 13. The worst was in college when I was 21 and she was also 21, I think. The 13 year old had a few wisps of pubes and the 21 year old had shaved but had some stubble coming in.

>>727240691
Women are pretty simple too, guys just get caught up in their fantasy of what they want the girl that showed them a sliver of attention to be and refuse to believe that women can be pieces of shit just like men and end up being cucked. I've never understood the confusion.

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>>727230465
Can't really remember putrid smells. I wash my dick and I expect girls to wash their puss too. I just tell them to wash up the first few times and after that they do it by themselves. If I'm going down on a grill I want to enjoy it myself.

Worse recent once was with a fat chick I guess. She's got a lot of fat around her vag so you need to really dig in there. Sometimes to the point you can't even breathe trough your nose. On top of that she's self conscious as fuck and takes ages to cum (if ever). What a chore, I don't eat her out anymore. Should drop her soon.

Another grill I know often gets a full Brazilian wax. That's a little excessive IMO but hey, I eat her out almost every time. Eat her ass too. The more you give the more you receive.

Anyway tl;dr: Tell her to wash up dirty pigs

>>727232183
include me in screencappino

>>727240691
Strangely enough from a darwinistic standpoint he's the winner. But if it weren't for condoms and stuff she would have gotten knocked up from you. I guess at least that's nice but oh well, they come and they go.

>>727234194
95.. I don't believe you

>>727240973
I've had 2 relationships in my whole life and about 19 sex partners. I'm too busy for relationships, but sex takes about 45 min to 1 hour tops. I'll make time for sex, lol.

Teenage girls all smell ripe. Its the puberty hormones. Same reason their feet smell like shit also.

>>727234347
What. The. Fuck. Has she eaten? Jesus christ man, that's a horse size shit

>>727230465
The best pussy I ever tasted was almost as sweet a sugar cane, and it smelled like shangri la. gave me goosebumps just thinking bout it.

The worst was surprisingly from a real hottie who has really bad diet. Smelled like a dead fish.

>>727241530
Chicks often hold up their shit as long as they can for some unknown reason. Ask any janitor who has to clean out the women's restrooms lol. Not to mention the hoovering phenomenon.

>>727230465

Best: girlfriend when I was 18, pussy was tasteless. Loved it.

Worst: my wife's. Sucks at keeping her odor under control despite bathing regularly. Rarely go down on her because of it..

>>727241386
I agree.. but I'm not playing the game, so I don't see it as a competition. I just want to get laid. Geez what's so hard to understand about that? If she did get knocked up it would have been pretty obvious that she cheated, lol. I'm a 6'3 dark skinned black dude. The baby would been tan or darker with curly hair.

>>727231462
What the fuck?

10 year old I met outside some playground. Tasted like diapers with a slight sweet taste. I miss that little nigger girl. I got to taste it one more time, after I killed her by sodomy with a broomstick. I shouldn't have left her out in the sun for 10 hours beforehand. But it tasted like fermenting collard greens in vinegar. I miss her alot. I keep her pussy bone in my sock drawer.

>>727241641
Women's bathrooms are so much nastier than men's. Women don't believe that, they say "nigga you must be crazy if you think OUR bathrooms are messier than YOURS"

To which I respond, "Bitch, I have cleaned your fucking bathrooms, and let me tell you honey, you bitches treat other peoples property like shit. Toilet paper on the counters, clogged toilets, water fucking everywhere like you took a shower by the sink. Sheeeeeit bitch."

>>727231462
That metallic taste is iron. When women get aroused the body uses a LOT of nutrients and minerals to produce lubricant.

>>727241841
>despite bathing regularly

yfw that's the cause of her odor. Go see a MD anon and problem solved.

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>>727242064

>>727242064
Nice

Honey :). Onions :(

>>727230465
Worse was a 85 yrs old granny. Her skin was all hardenen up and like leather. Hey puss stuck together like it hadn't been opened in years. The taste was mildly okay but I didn't get to dig in deeper before I had to stop. By far my most memorable pussy eating that's for sure

>>727230465
best is my current gf, almost neutral but has a lightly sweet taste to it

worst was a random hook-up from okcupid, smelled a bit fishy and tasted sour, bad taste didnt go away after licking, luckily she came fast

>>727230465
best: Cantaloupe
worst: Rusty Tin Can

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>>727242361
Come get it sonny

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>>727242235
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>>727232183
Poopy Bitch, lmao you made my night

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>>727230465
Sort of like a cherry energy drink, she ate a shit ton if sugary food so that's probably why.

>>727242719
Kinda looked like that but less fat. think more tightly and leathery. Colour is spot on tho

>>727236375
K I'll bite. How old are you and what is your highest level of education? Do you now just skate by at work trying to do barely enough not to get fired? When do you anticipate to retire and I'm what lifestyle?

>>727230818
I always come to threads like these to find this. My nigga

>>727232183

Top kek

12/10

>>727232436
>>727232557
>>727232779
>>727232966

But scallops are cold. Are you a necro?

I agree on similar texture and viscosity

>>727244645
HS Diploma, 33 now. The irony is I work my ass off and make six figures now. I am the lower manager at work. I will retire as soon as I can, fuck work. I don't give a shit about fancy cars or houses, I just want my time back.

Worst, coins

Best, smelled and tasted like warm fresh tortillas.

best: nothing really, just as if I liked my arm under the shower

worst: sour and metallic

>>727230465
best was plan vagina flavor and worst was garlic/sourcream

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>>727233841
>she went "oh..."

all my seids

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>>727230465
Best tasted like fuckin candy for some reason. Specifically mike and ikes.

Worst tasted like hair cause not even Bear Grylls could navigate the amazon that was that pussy. Was nice to fuck though.

>>727245112
Lower manager in what? How old are her folks? What's her stock like - did her grandparents die at ages close to her parents? Is there a chance they might blow the money on medicine/philanthropy/unequal Will distribution given the estimated time they have remaining?

Best : No taste
Worst: Didnt taste...finger dip test always

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>>727232183
>poopy bitch

>>727233841
And then what happened? Why leave a cliffhanger, faggot?

best- actually tasted like peaches
worst- dog food mixed with blood and swiss cheese

Best vagina taste like butterscotch.

Worst tastes like rotting fish or eggs

>>727237367
Kittens.

Best - freshly washed pussy of a chick on a water/fruit cleanse for like 2 days.

Worst - after a day of camping

>>727246199
Lower manager nigger. Early 70s. Grandpa died early on both sides, Grandmas both died in their early 80s. Her parents inherited a good amount from the grandparents, so logic dictates that will be the continuation. If they blow the cash, my plan sucks, but my life is ok anyway.

>>727230465
Who the fuck still licks a girls pussy when they get down there and it stinks? I went down there once and got a whiff of an overripe cooter and just played it off by kissing and biting on her inner thigh instead of getting down to business.

Best & worst: Current gf
Only that I've eaten out

Fucking acidic every time.
I hate doing it, but she likes when I do, so I just stay at the clit, any lower, it's literally the only thing that almost makes me gag


If anyone has any suggestions to help, do tell

>Inb4 ditch her

>>727230465
I've eaten a total of 4 pussies, 3 of which tasted metallic, the other tasted like nothing at all. The smells on the other hand ranges..

>>727230465
>best
Ex Gf. Don't know if its because I was so unbelievably attracted to her but I could eat that bitch out for days. Don't really know how to describe the taste but it wasn't a super strong taste or anything. Idk just kinda pleasant somewhat sweet.


>worst
Stripper I rage fucked out of spite when my previously mentioned ex left me. She was some latina cokehead stripper I'd known for a while. You know that nasty somewhat BO tinged smell people have after eating at a Mexican restaurant or being in one? Imagine if you could taste that funk. It was disgusting.

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>>727232183
Govnaya Suka lol

>>727246912

Tell her to clean her muff

>>727246912
tell her to keep pussy hair.
stuff your nose in there and keep your tongue on the clit.
you'll avoid any juices flowing out.
also hair always smells better than bare skin around there.

>>727233841
Truly underrated

>>727246912
Tell her to eat more fruits and veggies and cut back on grain, dairy, and meat. Her PH level is too acidic. Alkaline pussy wont taste acidic.

>>727246912
Tell her to stop drinking soda and eating shit

>>727234215
Ouch

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>>727242064

>>727246912
Raise your standards and only date girls with healthy eating habits. You're literally licking the candida that is oozing out of her puss.

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>>727232183
>poopy bitch

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>>727230465

Worst: First girlfriend. She was 16. Tasted like fucking roach killer, no lie. If you've ever smelled roach killer, that's what she tasted like.

Best: Tossup between a rando girl from back in college vs. my current gf. Sweet, light cream, just a tiny tiny hint of tanginess.

Pic related, it's the current GF.

best: butterscotch

nastiest: smelled like old potatoes

>>727247181
Thank you for mildly acceptable help
She actually has some iron deficiencies, likely from her allergies to red meats

She's also (irritatedly) allergic to
Apples
Cherries
Peaches
& a bunch of other shit, so many to keep track of

>>727232183
Oh you!

>>727247592
best : 2nd gf.
taste was pleasant, sweet, just strong enough to be sexy as fuck and not too strong as to be disgusting. Perfect balance. Smell was amazing too. Just smelling her made me horny.

worst : 1 night stand with a friend.
I wanted to become fwb with this girl. We cuddled, dry-humped and groped for a good hour. Never made the move. I went to have a taste and quickly realized that something was wrong. So I kissed her muff and belly and thighs and that was it. Turns out she had gonorrhea and/or chlamydia and I dodged a bullet.

>>727247783
Just tryin to help.

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>>727242064

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>>727232183

>>727246870
Unless your wife doesn't work, I can't imagine you need that 1.3M. And since money seems to be passing along the family, won't the expectation be you grow it and pass along yourself, rather than spend/enjoy it all? Is your wife on board?

Also how is your wife in general? In other words, would u continue to be married if it weren't for the money?

PS - high school graduates don't make 100k+ legally

>>727230465
Best: Tasted like champagne.
Worst: Don't know what it tasted like. I couldn't get past the smell--and didn't want to.

>>727230700
Sounds like someone tapped that thang without your knowledge before you dipped your tongue into it.

>>727230465
Best- ex gf from like 10 years ago. It was more.the fact that she was a virgin and i was her first. So everything was fresh. No taint

Worst- the last chick i hooked up with. Earlier last year. Nothibg special, a chick to get off to. Well she claimed ahe was a squirter. Well just by barely touching her, she would errupt. Took me a moment to realize she was straight pissing in my mouth

>>727232183
This is my first time on /b/ and I think I'll be a frequenter because of this

It's fucked up that a chick will have a putrid stench wafting from their vag and actually expect a man to lick it as if he's some kind of desperate dog. What ever happened to common decency?

>>727248593
That's what they all do you stupid cunt

>>727248719
feminism happened.

4 year old i met at daycare (i was 22). no foul taste, no taste at all really. no smell. perfectly shaven, smooth skin.

i had, like, two edits but otherwise exactly the same

Best: Wife. Never smelly even after exercise.
Worse: First GF, pussy smelt and tasted like cat food, yuk.

>>727230465
The best was my wife's pussy She keeps it clean and healthy.

The worst was my wife's pussy just before she started her period. A cunt has a distinctly disagreeable taste for a day or two before she begins her period, because of the hormonal changes that occur during her menstrual cycle. It's the same with every girl who is old enough to have a period.

>>727248895
If it has an odor, especially a "fishy" smell, then it's always a bad idea to lick it.

>>727248719
Totally agree. I wash my dick and balls before and after sex. I want my girl to WANT to slob me down, so I make sure I stay clean and odor free. If women want more head they need to do regular maintenance on their cunts.

>>727237367

motherless /BD4DE4B

>>727233903
Sand dollars

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>>727247592
>>727247927

Sounds like you dodged a bullet anon. Here's the back view.

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>>727248593

You didn't catch on by the fact it was yellow and smelled like popcorn?

>>727230465
Ok, I can see how most of these guys saying the best was "like nothing" or whatever.

But the best I ever had was NOT a nothing taste. The smell and taste were downright intoxicating. It had to be one of those biological pheromone dna compatibility matches. I swear I got down there and all conscious thought ended. My dick tripled in sized and tried to rip itself off at escape velocity and enter orbit. That makes it hard to describe the taste, though. Like asking how being on shrooms smells or something. idk.

tl;dr Best ever is not nothing, it's better than drugs.

>>727245777
Chek'd and kek'd

>>727248603
Don't expect stuff like this frequently

>>727230465
first girl i went down on had a bush and smelled like the fat kid with terrible b.o. in my gym class. next one was hairless and pretty tasteless

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>What eating pussy is like
Eating pussy is like licking a 9 volt battery and eating an angry whopper from BK at the same exact time.

Best:skin
Worst:Tie-Spaghetti and pickles or burned rubber.. can't decide. Both pretty fucking gross.

>>727232183
WE ARE WITNESSING MEME HISTORY, ADD ME IN THE SCREENCAP

>>727230465
Best pussy I've ever had in my life was when I was 16. She had no smell, no taste, super tight, was shaved, and was in great physical condition.

The worst I had was my last ex. Her puss always seemed to smell, regardless of what we both tried to do to fix it. She went to the doctor, got checked out (there was apparently nothing wrong). It's just how she was. I absolutely hated going down on her, but I was in love with her personality, so the relationship lasted around 4 years.

>>727237182
I'm the only virgin in this thread as well