FOR ONLY 22033.55 WE COULD BUY AN ISLAND AND MAKE IT THE NATIONAL

i approve of australia 2.0

It's only a portion of the island.

Shit, I live in Nova Scotia, we can make this happen /b/

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>>727228332
so what we would invade the rest of it
>dont mind the pepe

10/10 would donate

>>727227932
I came.

IM MAKING THE GOFUNDME NOW!

>Nova Scotia

no thanks

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IT HAS BEEN DONE!

i support the creation of kekestan. will there be laws?

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>>727229840
Yes of course, no niggers, and no muslims

>>727229937
what about jews?

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>>727230109
HAHAHAHA nice joke, i dont know if you read this but this is kekistan. ofc not

link

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gofundme(d0tc0m) /establish-kekistan/

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bump nigger

>>727227932
Bump. Should we spread the word around other boards?

>>727231394
just donated 25

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Rich fag here thinking about it

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>>727231836
YES WE COULD GET /POL IN ON THIS

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>>727227932
I am currently in the US Army, I and a few others could start a military/militia to keep it land safe and crusade against Saracens

>>7272298 whats your stand on light skin Mexicans

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>>727232040
DO IT DO IT XD

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>>727232291
Only if they keep that wetback shit off the island

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>>727232206
Yes general anon

>>727232149
Can we stop talking about /pol/?

donated my $10, worth it for the lulz

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35 DOLLARS SO FAR! >>727232206

>>727232509
No.

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>>727232509
what would you suggest

>>727232509
Why do you hate /ppl so much?

>>727232149
You do it anon. I'm now suspicious for spam.

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>>727232623
thank you good sir, we will make a plaque for you on the island

>mfw these fags realize they all owe massive annual land tax

>>727232206
Fucking Saracens

>>727227932
>Implying you don't need some sort of special permission/licences that come at additional costs to purchase land

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>>727232846
who gives a fuck? I'll go right there once I finish college
>>727227932
I'm studying history will it be useful for the nation?

Glory to Kekistan.

>>727232771
>o
willl do

>>727233307
kekistan the great, kekistan the free
kekistan our crucible of memes

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>>727233307
yes it will, glory to kekistan brother

>>727233307
Study law and it would be

>>727233159
>Implying they can declare a piece of canadian land as a new country

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>>727233547
canadians are pussies, once they see the power of kekistan they will back down. #establishkekistan

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OP's a faggot his real name is Owen Matthews got OP's full dox pm

op is gonna keep the whole money for himself

>>727233547
we will defend our homeland to our dying breath you fucking normie

>>727233680
Kekistan needs noble leaders!
Not traitors or dictators against the well-being of it's citizens! Impale him!

Quads become emporer of kekistan

>>727233680
Don't you dare talk about president OP in that tone of text, kekistan will rise without you!

legit everyone just put like one dollar in, the more it gets funded the more the hype train keeps going.

>>727234040
Follow anon's instructions, citizens.

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>>727231968
gofundme(d0tc0m) /establish-kekistan

No citizenship to niggers, jews, feminists, faggots, tranny's, muslims, mexicans or asians. Half of Europe is banned aswell.

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>>727234237
yes to that

>>727234237
Kekistan will rise above all

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cmon guys we got this!!!!!

>>727234237
All children must receive weaponized autism vaccinations

>>727229937
I was thinking in a different direction how about we gang rape all unjokingly racist individuals till they die from internal Bleeding. Since Only a dead facist is a good one

>>727235495
only if they are women

>>727235495
Can't we all get along? We can make a small part of humanity great again.

>>727235359
Yes. but what about fags? will we go the way of iraq and kill them, or will we let them be?

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Bump

>>727235698
only the funny ones shall live

>>727235698
The only gays aloud are Bi women. gay man and traps get the kiddi pool.

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gofundme (d0tc0m) /establish-kekistan

>owning a piece of island exempts you from all laws

kekistan indeed

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I would honestly move there.

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>>727235698
>>727235611

No not only if they are women but every nazi shall get the capital punishment via Ass Rape. And Fags like me would gladly carry out said punishment aren´t there enough countrys discriminating against gays let´s shake things up and discriminate against conservatives, Nazis and all Religions in the world because they are all equally retarded shit. We won´t be able to keep out gays anyway because the future Generations of Kekistan will birt Gay Kids regardless if we originally let gays in because it is an epigenetic gene all humans carry in them which is switched on during pregnancy if the circumstances are right. Lets not fight windmills here going in a more modern direction will build up our position against all the other countrys and make Kekistan a interesting modern market. Lets build a sort of "Israel" for al /b/ros not yet another -istan country living in the past and beliveng in their imbecile facsit leader.

>>727227932
Praise kek

>>727237536
shit this guy's got a point

>2 donation

really epic guise

>>727237536
faggot detected
fuck outa here

>>727237814
not gonna happen anyway

No niggers allowed. Non of you trap fags either.

>>727232206
Fucking pog, you also gonna burn everyone's shit?

>>727238262
BURN THE NON BELIEVER

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>>727238262
BURN HIM!!!!!!!!

>>727238449
Maybe yours

we need to establish a government system

>inb4 anything not based on a successful island nation like the Bahamas

I put 5 dollars in. ill put in a couple thousand if it gets close to the goal.

>>727227932
hope everyone realizes that OP's just a fucking fag looking to make a quick buck out of people even mere mentally retarded than himself samefagging his thread even if the 25k is raised he won't buy the fucking island anyways

>>727239413
have you no faith in kek?

>>727239413
THAT IS BLASPHEMY!

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>>727239590
>>727239753
again samefagging

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>>727239875
You're just a non believer

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>>727227932
Or we could claim Bir Tawil without paying money. To become an actual country though you need a government, a permanent population, defined territory, anthem, capital, currency, flag, language, and other gay bullshit. Downside, there's no natural resources in the area.

Imagine all the illegal shit you could get away with, assuming whatever company that is doing this didn't enforce laws.
Or the government wasn't selling the land and putting their own laws on it.

ill donate 15 if 100 gets donate

>>727240333
>Downside, there's no natural resources in the area.
We could have nigger hunts. That would be a huge tourism industry for us.

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>>727240333
Well the flag is the flag of kekistan, the anthem is the anthem, the currency is pepes, the language is english, the the population would be /b but we need to set up the rest of that fucking nigger shit

>>727232040
Do it.

>>727240661
>>727240748
If there were a way to get people to live there, improve the soil, and find a way to financially back it on an international scale then it could definitely become a small but working country.

As a grand supporter of KEK, I establish 4 main rules:

1: All trades go directly through the well-crafted and broad-minded.
2: No Niggers, Jews, Muslums or Monkeys (excluding Saiyans)
3: NO. FUCKING. BANANA PLANTS.
4: You must only donate if you are willing to live there.

and no 9gag members

>>727240333
Ok; even if we DIDN'T get invaded, assraped, & slaughtered by the overarching government's military (don't even try to pretend we've got the weapons or infrastructure (bunkers capable of withstanding bombing; etc) to properly hold this country against such action); We'd have complete chaos from being unable to agree about much of anything. Our fucking murder rate would be HUGE for our small population.

>>727240333
this is more like it how about we start a fundraiser to actually get some /b/ro's out there (pay for there plane ticket, clothing, food etc) instead of giving some fag free money would be way cheaper and imagine what could be build there the oil sjeiks of kekistan

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>Tfw people donated already

>>727241186
And I mean whether it's here or ANYwhere else.

>>727241165
>no 9gag members
That's 80% of the Nigger Hunt prey, though.

>>727241057
To improve soil we can chop down the surrounding foliage, burn it, and turn the ashes into the ground. Also, since it's an island I would assume many birds live there, which bird Guano is EXTREMELY high in Nitrates and other important nutrients. Also we could just get a proper farmer anon to go there.

>>727241228
You guys do know that the anon that set up that gofuckme is going to take the money for himself?

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>>727241428
how dare you!

I actually life close to that island, will take pics of sign change

Any of you dumbass's considered the taxes. Im disappointed in you guys. In the old days we would all just meet up with someone who owned a boat, sailed over there, and squatted. Fuck buying the island. Can you imagine the shit storm if the tried to remove us from the island by force? Think like a pirate you fools.

>>727241360
The challenge is that's it's not an island, it's a completely landlocked location between Sudan and Egypt. It literally has almost no natural resources.

>>727241611
Oh, well that changes a lot. Maybe we hire brave anons to collect dead hooker/drowned refugees and use them as fertilizer? Idk what to do with an area landlocked by sandniggers and filled with pure sand.

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>>727239413
>>727241428
>>727233680
The 3 wise who can see through OP's money making schemes do not give this moron free money

>>727241561
/thread

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DAILY REMINDER THAT THIS ANON IS WELL KNOWN FOR STEALING MONEY FROM GOFUNDMES.
I warned you.

we'll pay poor nigger farmers/mercenaries/pirates to live there in exchange for state provided weapons and small parcels of land so that they can defend us while they grow food and live an infinitely better life than the one they lived in africa

lmao OP just hustled like 50 bucks out of you faggots

>>727241428
Yep :^)

>>727241898

fucking need to go read that comic again. Thanks dude.

>>727237536
faggots

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Wow, that's actually in a pretty liveable are. It would probably be comparable to Vancouver Island, without a metric assload of bear and cougars. Maybe get some of the Alone fanboys on /out/ to develop it.

>>727241782
Something we'd need to do is make sure there's a reliable source of water. I think that there may be some groundwater in the area but in not 100% sure. A good way to quickly fertilize soil would to gather lots of organic waste to use as compost. At first we'd need to be more agricultural based due to how poor the country would be.

Just donated 25 bucks OP!! Hail KEKISTAN!!

>>727232040

Do it Mr. President

>>727242180
Until the sasquatch appears. Or who knows? Maybe that could be our special asset.

Will it be a village?

>>727242434
I can't believe how stupid you fucking people are.If this person actually makes the goal or more than the goal,I will live stream me killing myself.

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/pol/ inquiry so far...

>>727242738
proof?

>>727242738
I am a farmer

>>727242702
Kek

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>>727242776

>>727242738
>>727242930
We need grills

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>>727227932
Bump

>>727242702
shutup!! we're gonna have an island! our very own island!! oh boy!

>>727227932
Bump

>Shadilay

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gofundme (dootcom) /establish-kekistan

>Should we establish communism? Or what else?
>Should we have religion?

>>727243263
no blacks allowed xd haha praise kek!!! just save up your lunch money and give it to this kind anon so we can buy more mlp fuck plushies!!

>>727241561
bump

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>>727227932
I think it's possible. I'd give $5!

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>>727227932
Donated

>>118738442
Thread in /pol/

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>>727243467
NO FUCKING COMMUNISM.

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>>727243590
Thank you, your name is added to the plaque

>>727243467
>wanting communism
buy your own island to destroy, commie

>>727228465
Shit me too. From the north shore

>>727237536
>>727237667
>Samefag

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>>727243909
>buy your own island to destroy, commie
xD hey man, what would you suggest

>>727244057
nah dude i was talking about his meme, tltr

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>>727237536
Jew Detected. NO JEWS IN KEKISTAN!

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We need a "Constitution of Kekistan"! How should we write one?

>>727233664
We won the last two world wars.

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>>727244491
>We need a "Constitution of Kekistan"! How should we write one?
Quickly! xD

Trips decide laws to our great nation.

Rule 1: No Niggers.

You guys just got fell for OP's ruse.

It's a scam!

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On behalf of the people of Sealand, I say fuck you. We do not acknowledge your attempt to claim new lands, and shall declare war on you if you continue this pointless en devour!

Just so you guys are aware, the island doesn't sell as a whole for 30K USD. It is cut up into sections, called "lots", and already has parts of the island established in the 90's with visitors and residents.

You can purchase "parts" of the island.

See below:

LOTS FOR SALE:
2.14 Acres, 270 Ft. Oceanfront: $29,500.00

LOT 2: 25.5 ACRES – 1605 Ft. Oceanfront: $115,000.00
1200 FT. on saltwater pond

LOT 3: 23.8 Acres, 690 Ft. Oceanfront: Price Upon Request
LOT 4: 22.45 Acres, 730 Ft. Oceanfront: Price Upon Request
LOT 6: 21.98 Acres - 775 Ft. Oceanfront: $95,000
LOT 7: 18.23 Acres - 755 Ft. Oceanfront: $105,000
LOT 8: 14.35 Acres – 1285 Ft. Oceanfront: $135,000
SLEEPY COVE: 1.14 –Acres - 326 Ft. Oceanfront: $29,000

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>>727245133
no u

>>727245377
we will buy the rest after being funded from north korea

>>727245133
Suck my hairy driveshaft

>>727245377
>implying we won't annex the entire island

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AND WE BUILD A WALL AROUND OUR PART OF THE ISLAND
THEN WE GROW TOMATOES

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>>727245377
>>727245517
>>727245570

>pic related

Obviously Kekistan would be a dictatorship

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KEKKIT (DOTCOM) NOW REDIRECTS TO THE GO FUND ME!!!!

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just talked to OP im gonna be the only ISP in Kekistan

>>727245653
I doubt the retiree residents will put up much of a fight when annexed by the youthful and proud citizens of Kekistan.

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DARE WE BRANCH THIS TO REDDIT?

>>727241065
THis

>>727246782
absolutely fucking not

Apparently /pol says Kekistan sounds muslim

>>727227932
If it happens, it gonna be a beta ass country

4chan population are populated by beta fucks

>>727246558
its me again discussed another rule with OP

No Girls Allowed
No Moms Allowed (only milfs that wanna fuck u, need to be approved by the dictator OP)

>>727233547
>implying it can't be done

Honestly speaking, a Jack of all trades hivemind consciousness of autistic, self centered, manic bipolar basementdwellers may be able to take over by nature.

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Laws enacted by the government of the Reich may deviate from the constitution as long as they do not affect the institutions of the Reichstag and the Reichsrat. The rights of the President remain unaffected.

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Laws enacted by the Reich government shall be issued by the Chancellor and announced in the Reich Gazette. They shall take effect on the day following the announcement, unless they prescribe a different date. Articles 68 to 77 of the Constitution do not apply to laws enacted by the Reich government.

In all honesty, 4chan's won every war it's fought. I bet it could take on a whole country.

>>727247536
And can you imagine the smell? No basements to live in either

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45 dollars raised!

>>727241898
>>727242124
what comic is this

>We the Shitposters of 4chan, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure White Supremacy, provide for the common defense, promote no Welfare for blacks, and secure a future ourselves and our white children, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the Kekistan.

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>>727241561

>>727248782
eh, i don't care enough to work THAT hard

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>>727241561
BUMP

>>727239413
>>727241428
>>727233680
>>727241898

BUMP THIS SHIT

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coocoolio not allowed in kekistan

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go to kekkit(d0tc0m) for the go fund me

>>727249696
Kai and Techpony11 are allowed tho.

25k is a lot for just b get other faggots in here

>>727244857
We eat niggers raw. Now disassembling. No cooking. No slices. Live, too.

Kek be with me
Moon
Shadila-


Ayye

7

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https://hangouts.google.com/hangouts/_/ytl/Cg23WE2eTBEExq1I1OHxC1v8bU9z93kYAHiNwHmFsi4=?authuser=

>>727250428
kekistan discussion!!!!

>>727250428
>https://hangouts.google.com/hangouts/_/ytl/Cg23WE2eTBEExq1I1OHxC1v8bU9z93kYAHiNwHmFsi4=?authuser=

JOIN THIS

>>727227932
>mfw come in at night and kill you faggots and claim island.

>>727227932
54 acres doesn't even cover a square mile. Love the enthusiasm, but, we need something bigger. Oh also. This shit isn't happening, even if it's only 54 acres of land.

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>>727240333
> government
Dictatorship with elections every 2 years to determine next dictator

> permanent population
We need at least 10 volunteers.... guessing the internet isn't great out there, but sacrifices must be made.

> defined territory
The 10 volunteers will take fence palings

> anthem
Kekistan Uber Alles
All hail Kekistan
The Kekkiest place of all

Someone put that to music... sorted.

> currency
The kekkle. Worth less than a shekel but more than a rekkle, printed on genuine goat hide notes.

> language
Engrish to confuse tourists.

> flag
Pic related

> natural resources
Memes... soon as we get decent internet out there.

Ok. Sorted. Now we need volunteers.

obviously anthem is shadilay

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>727251069
yes!!!!!!

>>727234233
i think you may have misquoted. i dont remember saying that anon

>>727251069
Like the dictator idea, bit of a weird thing I just thought of to temper that:
You gotta make an official document promising to fulfill a couple important you run on your platform to the best of your ability, blatant disregard == instant impeachment

1. No Girls
2. No Coocoolio allowed in Kekistan
3. No other races than white, and some need to be approved by the Dictator (OP)
4. No other religions but ______
5. No FailRP, No RDM n all the other gmod rules.
6. No playing OSU, dweebs will be publicly executed.
7. Only allright.
8. Autistic Screeching noise counts as a 1v1 battle, if you screech autisticly you are accepting and challenging a person youre screeching at, you both will go into a fist fight to the death, person who wins gets 100 kekkle's.
9. The ISP (ME) will be able to do anything with the data collected from Kekistan Internet.
10. Doxing other Kekistanis will result in a death penallty (life time prison, only food is bananas).\
11. No SJW
12. Every Friday there will be a free meal for every citizens. (ill cook it)
13. Job's assigned by the Dictator (OP).
14. Woman will only live in the kitchen, will be used for fucking and having children, we will be a sub human species.
DICTATOR SAID THOSE RULES ARE FOR NOW, MORE TO COME HE HAS TO GO TO SLEEP!

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>>727252494
Unapproved by OP.

>>727252660
Ripppp.

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>>727252494
APPROVED BY OP

>>727252660
fake op

>>727241186
Thats the Beauty, Bir Tawil is a real bona-fied no mans land. If one country were to attack, that would negate their claim on the other, larger piece of land. No one's claimed the land because no one wants it.

The REAL problem is that this is a sun baked and god forsaken 2 sq mile patch of pure desert with NO water supplies. Its been abandoned for 30 years because no fucking wants it, at all.

>>727252771
Shopped. Lol.

>>727252660
yea kys faggot

>>727252847
>>727252787
(You)

>>727241898
>>727241898
>>727241898
>>727241898
>>727241898
this idiots,
that fagot killed a great idea

>>727253016
(You)

>>727252790
ok.... so shitty internet AND no water?
Bugger, should have done my research.

New plan. We need 10 volunteers to carry fence palings and a giant muthafucking irrigation pipe.
Failing that, if one of the volunteers was a shaman and promised to do daily rain dances for us, I'm sure we could come to some arrangement... maybe give him first go with the camel or something.

>>727233159
just list exactly what. we will find it.

>>727253137
(You)
(Me?)
bamp for visibility that we have a money stealing JEW in our midst!
>>727241898
>>727241898

Guys, can we make a thread on 8ch as well? Not necessarily about the GoFundMe but about establishing Kekistan in general. Might get us some more attention.

Will kekistan be communist? how many genders are recognised on the island of kekistan

>>727241898
True.

>>727254077
Doubles means two genders

Oh lawd pls bump

I wish I could go to Alaska to live in the wild. Woohoo see ya there /b/ros.