Waifu claiming thread
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igWyYA_r06Y
"You are a real follower of our survival gamers. It is fantastic to be atrocious! You must be the one beyond good and evil."
Sonokawa Momoka-sama is now OFFICIALLY claimed! ^^
>>727223070
OK. I'm sure you're just trolling at this point. There's no way there is any justification for those jeans.
>>727221650
When I was 17 I feel in love with my speech pathologist and I only got one kiss from her on my lips. Later she told me keep things professional from then on. I was a bit heart broken.
>>727221668
Lewd~
>>727221690
Hurting people can be fun if you open up to the idea. And the nicest ones like yourself hide darkness within them.
>>727221724
So young................................
>>727221755
Ahhhhh I never played gen 3, please don't hit me...
>>727221871
Y-you have a lot of hatred in your heart...
Lol antifa, we have 1000s of them here
>>727221949
It's not important anymore...
Anyway stop wasting your money on clothes!
Still here
>Sachi was right, this isn't /waifu/ anymore.
It sure has changed in the whole 5 weeks you've been here.
>>727223258
I disagree ;~; I want everyone to be happy!
Claim
Claiming best girl
>>727223258
Im not that young.
>>727223358
Claimed -_-
>>727223258
you got me jealous i never got a kiss on the lips from anyone ;_ ;
カラミチーマス
>>727223164
>noticed
>>727223419
Stop claiming bad people -_-
>>727223348
you use a lot of emotes are you a girl irl?
pink waifu aka sonokawa for my life coach
>>727223436
i'll kiss you on the lips if you want
>>727223136
I guess i kind of see where you're coming from, but a lot of VN/anime stuff seems to like to play with sharks and maids. I don't know why.
>>727223293
>5 weeks
Think it's been that long?
I have to rebuild my whole phone image library REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Suika
>>727223462
I'm only claiming you, and you're the best :o
Get on discord -_-
this is my favorite
http://microify.com/6Ug
>>727223439
>notices you noticing
>>727223557
gee whiz buddy dont tease me in such a way...you know you can't do that over the internet!
>>727223585
that's scary
>>727223168
I love this album
>>727223209
That is one of a few reasons. The customization is also great. They start off stiff as a board and you break them into your actual body shape so everything fits perfectly
>>727223258
Hmmmm. No!
>>727223657
>notices your bulge
owo
>>727223628
I'm the worst -_-
Ok -_-
>>727223657
>and pose
>>727223258
Neither have I, but from what I hear the main gen 3 games weren't all that good. The reboots were good though
>>727223787
that albums not that good s/t is best by far
>>727223663
Hiya Alice
>>727223787
Nice panties~
>>727223846
Here to observe?
>>727223276
And still queer?
>>727223293
That wasn't me!
>>727223348
And you're willing to let me go to your house and anime with you to make me happy?
>>727223397
You're like that loli from that doujinshi where she wants to fuck grown men and she thinks it's okay.
>>727223436
You will if you open up your heart.
>>727223543
I can guide you!
>>727223585
spooky
>>727223663
<3
>>727223666
satan trips
>>727223787
You should buy one of those expensive MSI laptops to show off in front of alice~
>>727223853
Every where I go people bash me for skipping gen 3
liek pleaseeee nigga
>>727223957
I totally agree! I knew we were friends for some reason
>>727221977
Well saya that elf sorcerers palm top dancing rat...And those dubs.got me.sold
>>727221793
Grape drank is fine
Hello Rommel-san
>>727222932
>>727222932
It's like League of Legends but not shitty lol
>>727224059
Stripes are nice.
>>727224101
I am an adult though not a 6th grader or something.
>>727223837
you're the cutest -_-
>>727223787
it's really nice, I think heroin and that song are my favorites
I like white light/white heat a little more tho
>>727223642
what expression is that?
>>727223565
why sharks? that's a weird one
>>727224101
you're my friend miss Sono <3 if you wanted to watch an animu we could
>>727224059
Maybe.
>>727224101
im 100% serious tho i want to be able to dm u constantly and ask for advice and....you actually respond and dont hate me. thats a new dream of mine i just got. dont worry i wont mack on u too hard
>>727224128
u motherfuckin know it brother %)
>>727224169
so you're a nigger?
who's Rommel-san?
>>727224059
Hello once more, Stocks
>>727224101
Yes, hello again. Deal with whatever it was?
>>727224201
Embarrassment with surprise?
>>727224181
Nice to see you still here!
>>727224198
Stripes are the best!
>>727224366
That's a rather enticing way to eat Pocky.
>>727224462
I never leave you, Alice. I'm always in your heart.
>>727224198
Stripes are alllllwaaaays nice
>>727224101
I skipped gen 2 through 4. Up until gen 5, the only main pokemon game I had ever played was pokemon red. Great game, not gonna lie. But it definitely had its flaws.
>>727224575
>>727224589
That they are.
>>727224440
Nigger I ain't no nigger. Niggers drink nigger water.
>>727224575
Haven't we had this discussion about you being the void in my heart before?
>>727224201
Japan likes sharks.
I dunno.
>>727224373
<4
>>727224201
If you weren't Mexican I might agree with you
>>727224101
Like the old one that I own already?
>>727224059
I actually think that was a swimsuit
ahh damn it i just noticed the time gotta go to bed soon. stick around for just a little while longer.
My family is making maple syrup now, this is not what I intended.
>>727224775
Link
>>727224575
I told you I wouldn't leave after just 1 day :3
>>727224834
idr sorry %\
>>727224845
Oh. Hi again.
>>727224589
>>727224698
We need more stripes in this thread.
>>727224738
We certainly have. I'm good at being in your heart.
>>727224758
Yeah well either way you're lewd
>>727224845
That's appreciated! I enjoy having you around.
>Your pictures are even more appreciated
>>727224715
but you already said I was white
>>727224181
Is it free? I might try it sometime
>>727224201
I'm not -_-
>>727224575
Could be
mostly im waiting for sonokawa to reject me so i'll just be lurking until i go probably
>>727225000
I dont really have any and those are a bit lewd.
>>727225000
Bad Stocking!
Bad!
>>727223565
>Think it's been that long?
You're right, it may as well have been one month.
>>727224754
Those nips don't like sharks.
>I'll never put on a life jacket again
I have to go again, bye...
>>727224059
L-lewd!!!
>>727224198
I really need to stop wall posting.
And I'm just kidding, you're a child, but you are a young adult and this is the most important time of your life, it's also the hardest...
>>727224330
I d-do but only if it were with you..
>>727224373
Ah don't take this the wrong but you're needy! And you need to fix that or you will push everyone away...
>>727224462
....
>plays with your hair flaps
so cute...
>>727224661
God damn you missed gen 4? Fuck that was the best one!
>>727224758
Yes, I want it, it'll be an upgrade from the garbage I have...
>>727224775
Go to bed!
>>727225066
Yeah, it's completely free (and no pay to win content) :D
It's on steam, as it is a Valve game.
>>727225000
Do a lot of people tend to leave after a day? How could you ever leave such a nice place o.o
And the pictures are plenty in numbers, don't worry!
>>727224987
Hi, is it ok if I call you To-chan? idk why it just sounds cute :3
>>727225355
Bye sono.
>>727225355
be safe <3
>>727225355
haha idk how to do that. later %
>>727225000
You're good at getting czeched too
>>727225355
Bye
>>727225413
Uh I guess?
>>727224876
http://www.monkeyquiz.com/life/rate_my_life.html
>>727225085
Is that an invitation?
>>727225186
I didn't do anything!
>>727225179
You're the one making them lewd, pervert.
>>727225355
I don't hear you complaining! See you soon.
>>727225413
Not particularly, people come and go though. There's been a lot who left. Not everyone here is as nice as they seem! I'm sure you are though!
I'll appreciate each picture!
>>727225534
What's that supposed to mean?
>>727225693
How?
neato
>>727224169
If you have PS3 or Vita, you should give the game a try. It's pretty fun.
>>727225000
>stripes
>>727223585
No I'm just mad about that. Suika is all about fun and being gregarious!
>>727225892
Mado.
>>727225693
No, but this is.
>>727225413
Is it Dota 2? That's all i can find
>>727225693
It means you got trips!
>>727225565
Just kidding :P
(I wanted to see if you liked me enough to say yes :D)
>>727225693
>I'm sure you are though
N-no *face turns red* I'm the best Tsundere around...baka!
>>727226243
Correct!
>>727226006
Her name is Piety you faggot.
>>727225773
It's only lewd because you're making it lewd. Don't blame the Stocking!
>>727225894
Those are nice stripes!
Saya a cute!
>>727226124
Stocking can't resist sweets!
She accepts~
>>727226321
Oh I didn't even notice!
Hell yeah.
>>727226332
Psht, I can tell you totally love it!
Cute.
>>727225892
Hello Mado, you doing well?
>>727226520
>
Im passing out you great guys. Koume has been celebrated good nigh
>>727226665
Dude she's 10 years old kill yourself
>>727225355
Couldn't afford a ds at the time
>>727226718
7, thank you very much
Just got home.
10 hours in, still no trip.
CPU at 66C, maxed at 71. :c
>>727226332
Why?
>>727226340
Ok?
>>727226520
Its a panty shot. Its lewd in nature.
>>727226714
Night koume.
>>727226942
...You must be trying to be extremely specific...
>>727226520
You read me like a book :/
>>727226942
Hiyo!
>>727226976
Because Tomo a cute and nothing wrong with being liked by Tomo
>>727227111
You seem nice just a bit lewd.
>>727227110
I also might be doing something wrong. I haven't used this program in ages.
It's just a 9 character string, not looking for case sensitivity. Any suggestions on how to reduce time?
>>727227111
What's good, blondie?
>>727226689
Yaay! I love pancakes so much!
>
>>727226714
Goodnight!
>>727226976
There's nothing wrong with having pride in your panties. Stripes are best! It's your fault for having lewd thoughts.
>>727227111
It's your fault! You're adorable!
>Both so cute and so lewd
>>727227278
*licks hair*
>>727227291
9 characters is a lot. If you think you need that many, keep at it, you're probably fine. If you could shorten it, that would speed it up immensely
>>727227278
You're the one looking at my body you perv :P
>>727227291
Blondie? I guess it's true, my blonde locks are gorgeous.
How was work?
>>727227409
I'm gonna have to hire someone to take more lewd photos of me so I can keep up with this demand x3
And you're right, stripes are best <3
So, what you up to?
>>727226665
>>727227409
I dont expect to see that. Sorry for being attracted to something.
>>727227464
Hello.
>>727227785
Youre the one who keeps posting them.
>>727227785
Tiring. My head started hurting a bit again towards the end of the day, but thankfully I'm finished sorting out what I believe to be the entire file.
Now I just need to put the sections in date order...
>>727227925
hello sexy hair
>>727226006
Hi normal tomo.
<3
>>727226340
i went by mado first.
>>727226689
Yes, kinda!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdZQL04sDBU
>>727228263
How old are you?
>>727228257
How goes it for you?
>>727228263
Hi. Having fun?
>>727228263
So what might you be up to at this assumably late hour?
>>727228344
I require the link to this
>>727228344
we love you :(
>>727227785
Heh, I'm sure there's no end to your lewd pictures. Cute ones are fine too!
Stripes are certainly best!
I'm not up to much, just listening to music and relaxing. You?
>>727227925
Apology accepted.
Next time I won't go so easy.
>>727228319
What are you implying?
>
Tiny tornado of tittilation is mine
>>727228421
I already posted it, you should feel bad about yourself now.
>>727225653
>>727228352
Take a guess.
>>727228399
Mostly, kinda.
>>727228401
I'm eating bread.
>>727228457
What do you mean?
>>727228609
Kinda?
>>727228609
>Take a guess.
16
>>727227957
So, I never asked, what is your job?
Do you like it?
>>727227925
I can't help it, it just...happens?
Also, were you in this thread all day? If so, +respect for how long you've been up.
>>727228457
Just finished a game of Dota, pondering my next move...but I'm coming up empty, I have no idea what I want to play now :P
>>727228399
going well how about you sexy hair?
>Rem
>>727228787
Its fine dont worry. No. I slept for about 7 hours or so.
>>727228859
Thats good. I showered a little bit ago. So its nice.
>>727228609
24?
>>727228723
>>727228768
She's not talking to you fuck off!
>>727229079
eat a dick
>>727228787
I'm a file clerk. The job is fine, the coworkers are nice, and I get paid decently. My boss is my mom's cousin, so she's extra nice. All in all, I don't mind the work at all.
Why?
>>727228652
Don't worry about it, I'm just being autistic.
>>727228787
Ahh okay! I wouldn't mind playing something sometime! I don't play MOBA's though.
>>727228969
I need to do that soon too I'm sweaty
>Stocking
>>727228652
I'm not really doing anything atm.
>>727228723
Interesting!
>>727228768
Not even close.
>>727229025
Too old.
>>727229079
I talk to everyone, don't be mean anon.
>>727228457
Nothing, just eat.
>>727228609
Anything specific?
>>727229242
Ok. I wont.
>>727229250
I was a little when I woke up. Its hot in my house.
>>727229333
Oh that sucks.
>>727229333
Did I get it right?
Hmmmm
>>727229509
I'll fill your love bar
>>727229701
No thanks, it's empty for a reason
>>727229650
Normie normie go away, don't come back another day.
>>727229727
so is mine
>>727229889
u w0t
>>727229412
Right away ma'am!
>>727229419
Good Tomo.
>>727229853
W-woah! Super lewd!
I'll add you!
>>727229853
Why do you lewd your waifu?
>>727229650
Pls go and stay go
>>727229412
Hawaiian bread.
>>727229419
Come play smite with me~
>>727229446
Close.
>>727229906
We have mutual understanding then. Neat
>>727229944
If that's your results, he's saying you're a fucking normie, and to get off his board
>>727230089
i'm trying, ok?
>Rate my life quiz
I find i disagree with nearly every point of this test. It's questions were overwhelmingly shallow, and would change drastically depending simply on my mood when i took the test.
>For those wondering, my life total was 5.3
How did I miss this meme? Are these always relevant?
>>727229419
it is in mine
Hello Saya, Tomoko, Yuuki, et al! Hope your day is going well <3. Sorry to anyone who's name I haven't remebered or who I haven't met yet, hopefully I'll learn your names soon : )
>>727230190
do you think it can work between two people like that?
>>727230202
lie to me
Hey all
>>727230174
17-18?
>>727230360
No. And I didn't suggest it
>>727229853
Oh that sucks. Lewd.
>>727230049
Im not a pet.
>>727230174
No thank you. I dont really enjoy that game
>>727230266
Sucks. Need to get the swamp cooler plugged in.
>>727230278
Thanks you too.
>>727229944
I SAID REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET OFF MY PROPERTYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>727229853
You don't need to buy an account... let me see if I can figure out the access for my smurf, I'm pretty sure that one calibrated at 3k.
>>727230397
I know
>>727230190
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>727230360
>
>>727230429
literally who
>>727230278
hey.
>>727230362
hey.
>>727230374
Correct.
>>727230398
I'll keep asking until you do.
You're weak and you'll give in to me :^)
>>727230398
maybe so but a cold shower will do just fine
>>727230049
<3
>>727230089
I can tone it down if you want, I'm sorry, It's not my fault I have a gorgeous body! It's just the curse of being best girl...
>>727230398
Yeah, luckily I'm being hit hard by mania right now (bipolar) so I'm not feeling the effects of getting 2-4 hrs of sleep per night :3
That pic is cute!
>>727230471
I can get you an account if you can't figure it out, that shouldn't be a problem. Here's the real question, should I get a ready to be calibrated account just to see where I can calibrate for shits and giggles?
>>727230049
Pie.
>>727230174
That's always nice, but the brand always matter to me.
Only normalfags think smoking is cool.
>>727230643
On this I dont think so.
>>727230748
I like hot ones way more. Dont like the cold ones.
>>727230764
Thats good? I think. Tomoko is always cute.
>>727230764
The games played previous to calibration games also influence what MMR you'll be put in, just so you know.
Also I've found one of the smurfs, I'm pretty sure this one is basically a new account, though.
Try adding "Goatadota"
>>727230219
You're not gonna find a program that accurately rates how terrible your life is. Just enjoy pretending to be super depressed to internet fags.
>>727230398
Not yet.
>>727230278
Pleased to meet you!
>>727230764
You're cute, I like you!
>>727230858
How'd you know pie is my favourite?
>>727230939
I enjoy both
but for now a nice cold one is calling me
I think you would like cold ones too, shivering and with hard nipples to lick
:o me sachi
>>727230362
Hey Tali. Are you disappointed in the new Mass Effect?
>>727230219
I agree, to me it's just for fun and I hope nobody takes it seriously
>>727231323
-_- kys
A little mainstream if you know genre, but some Current93. Dark ambient, creepy vocals, religious themes, sound collage sort of style:
https://youtu.be/bubTwJtpT3w
>>727230643
Hello, what do you go by?
>>727230398
Thank you too!
>>727231152
Pleased to meet you, what do you go by?
>>727230278
Hai you. Who's your waifu and why?
>>727230900
^
>>727230643
Wasn't too hard to guess.
when did i call myself cool?
>>727230939
It's good for now, once I get hit by depression I'm gonna get fucking slammed by all the sleep I didn't get. Oh well, enjoy it while it lasts I guess!
>>727231083
All right, Let me just search it up and.... uh oh, pic related
>>727231152
But you didn't even add me! x.x
>>727230858
I didn't even know there was brands
>>727230939
You will give in!
>>727231442
Piety
>>727231454
How can you tell ;-;
>>727231152
Oh my.
>>727231200
Thats rather suggestive but I dont think that would be cold because of the freezing.
>>727231569
Hope you get good rest.
>>727231639
I think ill be more stubborn on this than you think.
>>727231569
OK, try this
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198271132770/
>>727231152
I didn't. But I love me some apple pie.
>>727231639
There's a few brands out there.
Might be different in Russia or wherever you are.
>>727231442
The waifu's Stocking Anarchy!
Yourself?
>>727231569
But I did add you!
>>727231815
Watch your back~
>>727231360
>Implying i have the money to play it
Fuck arkansas DMV
Fuck life tbh
>>727231815
was it? I thought that would be normal to bring your body a bit up to a warmer temperature while you enjoyed the cold shower
>>727231815
Would be good*
>>727232096
I will try.
>>727232138
I dont think I would enjoy it all that much unless it was a hot shower. I would want to get out rather quickly.
>>727231906
Done!
>>727231815
I hope I get good rest as well, actually, scratch that. I hope I stay in mania for another week so I can be productive and finish all this stuff I need to get done x.x
>>727232096
Woow, it's rare to see an account with not a single game over 100 hours, a 5 year account at that. Did you take a long hiatus or something? lol
>>727232101
I've heard mixed reviews so far. I take it the DMV is still dragging their feet?
>>727232304
well if you stay you might enjoy it