/b/ what is tge best way to pick up cougars/MILFS when you are

>>727201217
OP here.
>Live in Canada
>20 mins outside Toronto

>>727201217
tell them you are a virgin.

>>727201514
Does this actually work anon?

>>727201753
yes it really does.

>>727201753
Yeah but you have to be confident still. Do that and you'll have a willing teacher

>>727201818
Will try. What do you suggest I do for inital contact? Tinder? Is there an app that works better... Or is it always bettet to meet ar bar?

>>727201753
idk if I would say full out virgin, I have had success telling them I am inexperienced. Like "only one or two girls, and nothing long term" But whatever works.

>>727201892
How can you be confident and say you are virgin cuck?

>>727202028
Green text your experience for us anon?

25 yo here. Honestly man just start cruising to shitty dives and be social. The later it gets, the less inabitions there are all around and maybe, just maybe you will get lucky with an older chick or even one your age.

>>727202206
Not looking for one my age. Dating 8/10 girl my age but want to fufill milf fantasy

this was my line...

virgin
saving it for when i was married
high school girlfriend/fiancee died of menengitis

>>727201217
The best advice for meeting women in general is to hang around in places straight men don't generally go to eg roller rink, gay bars, upscale clothing stores. They're all packed with single women

>>727202387
Lul! That worked?! You must of acted like robert redford to make her believe that

>>727202440
Good advice anon! Know any gay bars in Toronto?

>>727202387
it helps if you can squeeze out a single tear.

>>727202028
>>727201892
>>727201514

Cougars/MILFS aren't looking for boys, you'd be laughed at. You really think women over 30 want to fuck Michael Cera or Kirk Cameron types?

Fair, the oldest chick I fucked was this gross 50yo. It was super gross and I loved every second of it. The only advise that I could give you is for the love of fuck, do not bring up that she is older than you. If you can keep the conversation going and she's interested, you my friend are getting laid.

>>727202592
don't go to gay bars. every guy is going to look better than you and be in better shape than you. doesn't matter if you are the only straight guy there. she won't want to settle.

>>727202668
I am neither. I have often, without prompt, gotten "you look like jake gyllenhaal"

>>727202668
some do my friend.

>>727201325
Oakville fag, ajax fag, Scarborough fag, pickering fag. Either way gta fags are cuck good luck even getting a regular age bitch

>>727202825
Howd you get her into the bedroom with you anon?

>>727202829
You don't go alone, you go with a friend. Best wingman I've ever had was my gay friend.

>>727202968
Oshawa/courticefag here

>>727202968
Got a regular age bitch. Want older for sex

>>727202990
Sometimes the best approach is the most direct. In that situation we were both smoking outside of the bar and I asked her if she wanted to get a room with me at a local hotel which she drunkenly agreed to.

>>727201217
With your dick

>>727202893
Bait

>>727202917
Some, not most. Huge difference and a completely inefficient approach. Confidence and assertiveness are the best approach here if you're not completely retarded.

>>727203045
Arent you afraid of fag hitting on you or lookong better than you?

>>727203264
Not bait. Reality. I am not here to lie anon.

>>727203268
Im not retarded but sometimes im dissassociative or have anxiety

PULL THE PUPPY DOG EYES AND TELL HER HOW YOUR BOYFRIEND TREATS YOU LIKE SHIT

>>727203590
Not gay

>>727202893
Faggot

>>727203295
I've been hit on quite a bit at those bars, doesn't bother me bacause I just tell them I'm with my friend and am straight (BTW it also puts you into the shoes of a woman at a regular bar). Also not worried about them looking better because they aren't even playing in the same game I am.

>>727203655
Why anon?

>>727201325
Tell them you are a little mommy boy faggot who needs milky milk and be sure to pout

I was dancing with friends at a bar and this milf wouldn't leave me alone. If I didn't have a fiancee I would have been game. I think a lot of cougars are looking for fun guys who are in good shape, i.e. not a dull fatty which is what most men turn into, hence why older women will seek out younger guys.

>>727204030
Happens to most women as well.

>>727204182
Men are less picky the closer it gets to 3am

im 24. i live in a small arizona town. i bet if i lived in a big city, even phoenix, i could probably meet more older women. i work tough labor and im going to college. i have some characteristics that a lady might find admirable. unfortunately the majority of women in that age group are already married. pretty conservative town so their sexuality is not gonna be very open to cheating. i dont really want that problem anyway. i just wish i could find a milf who would like my type. feels bad man...

>>727201217
>need to talk with a lot of old women
>for the senses how to talk with old women
>if you have enough "cojones" flirt with them

u will be shoked how many milfs who are married are ready for affaire..

>>727201965
fucking bars bro, try local pubs and also the older night clubs. Pretty much all towns and cities have bars that the older people prefer. take your self and a few mate to these places. Act fun and like you are having a good time and talk to them. like, hold a fucking conversation with them.

>>727203648
sHE DON'T HAVE TO KNOW THAT

>>727203903
GB points for chicken tendies

>>727204748
Harder to convince 3 am face fuck and cum covered tits

>>727202668
This. I am 21, and from 10 milfs only 3 maybe want you, there is chance but justz slightly.

>>727205191
Not helpful. Help me be the 3/10

>>727205537
Ugh now clue. I met them online, just wrote them, be myself, sorry.

>>727202668
>Kirk Cameron
He is 57 my dude

>>727205713
Which app/website?

>>727201217


Don't act immature although some will not care

>>727206611


dub dubs of truth

and the only reason a cougar wants to fuck a 20-ish is cause she wants to get fucked good

>>727206582
xhamster, nothing guaranteed

>>727206785
You met women on xhamater?!? How in the fuck?

Cougars and milfs that hook up with younger guys are usually desperate and pathetic. They're super fucking easy. Go to the right bar and walk up to one drowning her sorrows and just ask. I can't stand milfs and cougars. They're so fucking desperate and their bodies are starting to expire.

>>727206909
uhm yeah? You realize you can chat there, have your own profile?

>>727207089
You must like grape juice in a juice box... Milfs require an advance pallet. Refined with age. Their breasts often larger and time has worked wonders in perfecting them. Also much more knowledgeable and giving than young bitches

>>727207249
No i didnt. There is a chat room? How do you see others profiles?

>>727207366
They require nothing but young men lusting after them and they get winded after a half an hour of sex. Come back when you've actually hooked up with a "milf" and tell me how it was. I promise it isn't what it's cracked up to be.

go to wineries, wine tastings and esp wine festivals, trust me, tons of milfs, mostly juiced up and ready to fuck

>>727207436
Register, Click on Dating and yeah you can choose some things and just click on the profile picture and you see their profile
but dont except anything if you're newfag there.

>>727207664
Fucking catalina wine mixer

>>727206500
Picked him because of the whole saving for marriage thing someone mentioned. Also, Jesus, 57?

>>727207814
I am a newfag on it obv.

>>727201217
You know, you could just ask.

>>727208055
yeah well then you need help, we can write there.
you have a private chat room with each everyone if you click on the letter sign on their profile.

>>727201325

Toronto born and bred here. Go hit a couple of bars in Cabbagetown or Mimico. MILFs with no teeth can offer you an extra inch of tongue

>>727207990
yup come on like someone that doesnt know anything about wine, say your bros all hooked up and leftb you without a ride, you will be in saggy tit heaven before the next glass is poured

>>727207990
if you have a harley that is even better but if you have a harley you dont need advice on picking up pussy, bitches are throwing it at you

>>727208514
Sweet. Thats what i want... Are you a fag or something? How can you not milfs?

>>727201217
gonna need sauce on that

>>727208845
if you want firm and high you arnt looking for a milf , fasggot

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>>727208845
typical milf

>>727209127
I like milfs. I have a young gf... I have tight. I want milf

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>>727209494
you wont defeat gravity

>>727210035
Let gravity win... Look at those tits. 10/10 would tit fuck

Not hard at all but that's all I really bang at this time in my life old chicks are kinky as fuck and will pretty much do any thing. Be cool and confident find out what music she likes play that kinda music in your car. Take her out for some wine and go dancing. Older chicks love to dance.

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>>727210035
so wrong.